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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jewil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone frame
Wed Mornings on the twenties. Hello. Hello, this is an
automated call from Airlines in order to confirm your reservation.
We're now doing automated calls to make sure that you'll
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check in on time. If you are flying with us
this evening. You can say yes or no. Yes great,
you said yes. Also for our records, would you please
state your full name Jen? Thank you Ron. Jen. I'm sorry, Ron,
I did not understand that. Can you say it again?
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My name is Jen. I'm sorry. I think I made
a mistake. It sounds like you said your name was Jen. Yes, okay, Jen,
that name matches our reservation. Thank you for your patience.
I just have one more question to confirm and your
reservation will be complete. Is Orlando, Florida your final destination? Yes?
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Got it. Thank you for your time, and per your request,
your destination has been changed to Saskatoon, British Columbia. Enjoy
your tree. No no, no, no, no? What? No Orlando
not Saskatoon Orlando. Got it? You asked for some notable
facts about Saskatoon. I can do no. Operator. Saskatoon is
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the birthplace of Canada's thirteenth Prime Minister, John Diefenbaker. I
don't care. No, I am not going to Saskatoon. Operator.
I'm sorry, Operator, I misunderstood. Can you say that prompt
one more time? Please? Operator? Got it? Per your request.
Here's another interesting fact about Saskatoon. Saskatoon boasts the largest
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indoor entertainment venue in Saskatchewan, Sasktel Center that heavy hosting
capacity for up to fifteen thousand people. It's also home
to the Saskatoon Rushed lacrosse team and the Saskatoon Blades
of the Western Hockey League. I don't care. Would you
like me to read you the Saskatoon Blades hockey schedule?
You can say yes, no or no or operator if
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you need further assistance. No, no, no, no, I'm not
going to Saskatoon. I don't give a about the holockey schedule.
I am not going to Saskatoon. Operator and I have
an operator, got it? Just to confirm you wanted to
speak to a live operator, Yes, I want to talk
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to a human. Yes, a live operator. Got it. I'll
transfer you now. Hello, how can I help you? A Oh? Seriously,
your company just called me to confirm my trip to Orlando,
and I spent way too much time toime. I'm not
going to get back in my life. I want to
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go to Orlando. That is what I booked. I want
to make sure that I'm going to Orlando and not like, Okay,
Saskatoon wherever the hell that is Saskatoon is in Canada.
My name is Gee, and you got transferred to me
because I work for the Saskatoon Blades in the ticket office.
How can I help ye? Okay, I don't give it
about the Saskatoon Blades. Okay, well it's a good season. Hey,
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we're tearing it up there out there on ice. Oh
my god, I don't care. I don't care. I don't care.
I want to talk to someone from the airline to
make sure I'm not going to frigg in Saskatoon, but
that's going to Orlando. Can you please transfer me back
to the airline? So sorry, aboot this. I don't work
for the airline and I don't work for the Saskatoon Blades, eh, which,
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please tell me what the fuck is going on? Oh jin,
what's up? This is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show
doing a phone brank on you and your cousin Tamra
set you up, only it's it's joy. I'm gonna kill it.
She said that you don't travel very often, and you
have a trip coming up to Orlando, and I wanted
to switch it to Saskatoon for you. Oh my god,
don't start with the Saskatoon thing again. Why not? Saskatoon
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is a beautiful place, se I don't the Jewels show
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