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➡︎ Jubal Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show
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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame twenties. Hello, Hi, this is
Pete Eagans calling from I was looking for Susan. Yes, Hi,
Hey Susan. How are you. I'm good? How are you?

(00:21):
I'm having a great day, Thank you very much. I'm
actually calling because we haven't met yet, but you've been
interviewing and I've got to talk to you. I'm one,
I'm in HR, so I need to speak with you,
and I'm calling to let you know that we have
decided to go ahead and hire you. Oh really, yes, congratulations,
than no problem. We will reach out with further detail. Okay,

(00:45):
make sound good, yep, but the start date should be
next week. But again, I'll have I'll have who have
you been interviewing with again, Jared. I'll have Jared give
you a call and go over all that stuff. But
I just want to call and take congratulations.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Okay, good, thank you so much and so great.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Have a good day you too. Thank Hello. Hey Susan p.
Deakins again. Oh hi, yeah, so calling you back. Just
needed to touch on one thing about the job that

(01:21):
you're just hired for. Yeah, so unfortunately we are going
to have to let you go. Wait why, Well, you know,
after I got off the phone with you after hiring you,
I thought about it and you weren't excited enough for me.
So you know, hear it. We like people who are
very excited about their jobs.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
No, I don't understand.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Yeah, it just was I didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Do it, although I didn't like you on the.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Phone, right, Yeah, So there was just yeah, it just
wasn't excited enough for me, and so therefore I'm going
to go ahead and recommend that we do not hire you.
So I'm so sorry about that before, but I thought
about it more and I was just like, wow, that
was really a lame expression when I told you had
the job. And like I said, one people who are
excited about their work here, so have a good day.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Okay, Well I prove it to you in any way
by now.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Bye.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Oh hello, Hi, Susan P.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
D Eggins again from Yeah you know what, Uh, pretty
awkward to call you and hire you and then fire you.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yeah, So I'm calling you back because I want to
discuss that. Sound like you were going to say something
before I hung up. Were you going to say something?

Speaker 2 (02:41):
I mean, I was just going to say that I'm
really excited and if I could grow with you in
some other way. I would like you. I don't want
to lose a job because of the way I answered a.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Phone right, yeah, you know, against my better judgment, I'm
going to hire you back, Susan, you got the job,
thank you. Yep, and so like I said, general'll be
touch okay.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Okay, all right, bye bye bye.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
Hello, Hi, Susan Pedekins again from Hello, Hey, So unfortunately
I have to let you know that we do have
to not hire you.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Now.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
I'm really I'm getting whiplashed from this. Why do you
keep like hiring me and firing me? I don't understand
what's happening.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
I went and talked to Jared, who's the guy that
you'd be working for, you know, And I asked him
what sort of outfit you wore on your interview and
he told me the color and I just did not
like the outfit that he described.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
This is starting to seem ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Okay, have a good day, thank you. Hello, Hey, Susan
ped Eggins again.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
From Okay, Now I'm done. I don't want this job anymore.
If you're going to keep with flashing me around and
hiring me and firing me, I do not want this job.
I don't want to work for a company like that.
You are literally an what's your job like? You're not
even doing your job.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
You're terrible at that, And there it is. That's the
kind of passion I was looking for. Susan, you are
hired back. Didn't you hear me?

Speaker 3 (04:18):
You twit?

Speaker 2 (04:18):
I do not want your job anymore.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Okay, well then I'll let you know that this is
actually Jebil from the Jebel Show doing a phone brank
on you and your friend Jessica set you up. It's
a joke, she said. She said, you've been interviewing for
jobs and you think you might have got one, and
wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Oh my god, I hate her.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
That was so annoying.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Oh my god, wake up every morning with jewbile phone
Franks