You've been eating exotic Chad meat in this Jubal Phone Prank!

A Jubal Phone Prank is when our listeners set-up a friend or family member to wake up with The Jubal Show, phone prank style. A Jubal Phone Prank is when our listeners set-up a friend or family member to wake up with The Jubal Show, phone prank style. Today Candice sets up her husband Timothy who cures meat by having Sgt. Jimmy Birthday aka Jubal Fresh call him over black market meat, that may be the remains of a missing man named Chad!


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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone frame
Wed Mornings on the twenties. Hello. Hello, this is Sergeant
jimmy birthday from the police Department, and I was looking
for Timothy. Uh yeah, this is timing. How can I

(00:23):
help you? Is everything okay? Well that depends how you
define Okay. I have to ask you some questions. Uh sure, sure.
How how's the meat meat? I've been churing a little
meat at home. Yeah, I mean it's just a little
hobby I got. But and you've been purchasing that meat
from the back of a butcher's shop. Yeah, that's right.
I don't think there's anything illegal about purchasing meat from

(00:45):
a butcher's shop. Well, there is a few things illegal
about that when you're purchasing exotic meats from endangered animals. Whoa, whoa,
All right, now, I didn't know that they were still
in any illegal or exotic meat. I didn't know. I
would like to offer myself to go undercover. As long
as it keeps me out of trouble and it keeps

(01:07):
my family safe, then I want to be involved. Well,
since you brought it up, that's an interesting idea, because
we have been looking for someone to infiltrate this criminal organization.
Thank you very much for agreeing to do this. I
do believe you that you really didn't know exactly what
you were getting yourself into. The meats tastes really good.
You've eaten some of the meat I did, but it did? You?

(01:29):
Just tell me what I have been eating? Please? Well,
we believe his name is Chad. I'm hoping that you
can draw your own conclusion. Here's what's the Chad. I
would say that this particular Chad was about six one
two and twenty pounds, sandy brown hair, and apparently I

(01:52):
had a real zest for life according to his family. No,
you're making it sound like Chad was a dude, like
Chad was. Chad was a dude. Yes, Chad was a dude,
got mixed up with the wrong crowd, and now I
guess he's in your refrigerator or wherever you're hanging your meats. No,

(02:13):
I'm really in Chad. Yes, sir, that I regretfully inform
you that, yes, you've been eating Chad. Oh my god,
I'm gonna be sick. I gotta I gotta call my wife.
I gotta tell her nothing. I gotta tell her. Hopefully
your wife didn't have any chad. Yeah, she did, she did.
I gave my watch some chad the other day. I

(02:36):
don't know what she's gonna do'sna's fast, she's gonna she's
gonna divorce me. Well, it's kind of funny that you said.
It's kind of like she's divorcing you for another man.
I'm sorry, bad time for a joke, Officer, Jimmy birthday.
You can't stop with a joke sometimes. I don't know
if this is a time pershumor. Well, at this point,
I don't think you're an accomplice. I've just got a
few more questions for you, and then we'll discuss some

(02:57):
options as far as maybe going undercover to seeing you
you can take them down, or testifying anything like that.
Give me the questions. Let's just get this over with.
When you served the chad, what sort of dipping sauce
did you use? It's not as sauce. We put the
spices on the outside and roll chat in salt and

(03:17):
pepper and garlic, cayenne, peppyririka. Any horse radish on chat
at all? Chad? I swear we didn't put any horse
radish on Chad. Oh, okay, Well, I was just wondering
for myself because it sounds actually a delish the way
that you do describe preparing Chad, I thought was some
horse radish on the side. Might even forget that I'm
eating human you know what I mean? Sounds good, I was.

(03:40):
I don't know if this is really good time for jokes.
I feel I just found up that I've been eating
a chat and okay, so no, I think Chad's coming up. Okay, well,
then I'll let you know. This is a fun prank
and it's actually Jewel from Jewel Show doing a phone
prank on you and your wife. Candace set you up.

(04:03):
What do you still feel sick? Are you kidding me? Right?
Your wife said that you're taking up a new hobby
of carring meat, so we figured to'd call you and
tell you that you got the most exotic meat of
all Chad. Yeah, I was freaking out. I'm over here
trying to stick my fingers down. Don't do that. Don't

(04:23):
waste good, Chad, dude. Then Jubil Show on demand