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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone. Fran. This is Brian, not gonna
help you, Brian with why? Yeah? Okay, um, hailey, um.
One of your servers called, oh boy, calm down, I'm down.
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What's going on? Oh boy? I called just the number.
I oh, I'm sorry. What situation going on? I'll tell
you about it. So I just got to talk very
carefully because um no, Oh she's fine, she's working. I
guess she's the one that answered the phone when I
called and asked to speak to a manager. She said,
(00:42):
your name was Brian, spelled with why. So Brian with why?
The manager at the restaurant. Yeah, yeah, why? What's going on? How?
I'm having stomach issues and I'm in your bathroom right now,
right now? Okay, hey, hold on, hold on, We're gonna
get someone to get that back football. I saw Lamas
(01:05):
in a movie once and I'm doing that. Hold on
one secondshom, have you go to the men's watering? I'm
in the men's bathroom, yes, and I'm wondering. Uh okay, okay,
well I still understand what the problem is. Okay, the
problem is this, Um, I'm in Oh boy, that's a
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new sensation. I've never felt before. I'm in your bathroom. Oh,
and something bad is about to happen. And I'm on
a date right now and I can't get out there,
and I don't know what to do. Ah, because it's
embarrassing too. I don't want I don't want to destroy
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the washroom. Now, I gotta get to just what you
mean you don't want me? Oh boy? Oh okay, So
let me get this straight. You're in my washroom right now,
You're on a date with your girl. You're about to
have a serious problem in the bathroom. We're all about
to have a serious problem. But what do you want
me to do? Oh? I need to make an excuse,
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do her? That's not embarrassing? Or could you just do
the rest of the date for me? You know what.
I can't finish the day for you. Man, I'm sorry
about that, but you need medical sentences. I can call
the ambulance right now. Maybe that's the best need to do. Oh,
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you can't be serious. Oh my god, Oh my god. Oh,
Brian with a why yeah, yeah, what happened? What happened
in there? I might need some snorkel gear and you
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want to call a hasmack crew And I wouldn't even
worry about helping me with my date thing. Now, i'd
be looking into finding new They're staying there, don't move.
I'm fly enlist right now. He's staying there. All right. Well,
I'm just gonna let you know that this is a
park phone call. Then come on, man, who is this?
(03:22):
This is actually Jewel from Jewel Show doing a phone
prank on you. Your server. Hailey set you up, Thank god.
Though I thought we were done for that back the wall.
She said that you're the manager of the restaurant and
you're always back in the back of the restaurant working,
and she wanted to be mess with you, so she
transfer the call in and I think your bathroom might
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be okay, I don't know. Hilarious. Man oh man, thank hey,
thank oh day. Thank you guys for this being a
prank of If it wasn't, I'll be man, I'll be
I'll be real. Yes, you would wake up every morning
with jubile phone pranks, we'd say mornings on the twenties,