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April 27, 2021 4 mins
Hilario (Jubal Fresh) calls a woman who has been stressed about her wedding! Good thing Hilario is an artist and will take photos of the wedding... Bad thing Hilario wants to have a murder wedding!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame. Hello. Hi, can I speak
to Lily please? Yeah speaking Hey Lily, this is Alexis
over at photography. How you doing I'm great, How are
you doing well? He just wanted to reach out to you.
You want the good news about news? First? Oh, good news? Okay,

(00:23):
I just really hesitated to tell you this. Um. But Rebecca,
I know she was going to do your photography for
your wedding. Something happened and we had to let her go.
But what happened is everything? Okay? Oh no, she is good. Um,
but I'm just calling to let you know that. And
here's a good news. We have a photographer. His name's Alatio.
He's I mean, he honestly is probably one of the
best in the entire world. He's from Spain and he

(00:46):
can't even accept any new clients for years. Like that's
how amazing he is. I'm going to transfer you over
to him. He just has a few questions before you
guys meet up. Okay, well, okay, I have to be honest.
I'm a little nervous because I did work a lot
with the Rebecca and it's it's cutting it a little
close to my wedding, so I know it's coming. It's
coming right up, and I promise you're in good hands.
Let me just have you talked him feel about Okay,

(01:07):
just one moment, Lily or the lily flower. It's alarial
estimate you all right? You will be my new Excuse me,
I was told you you're going to be my new

(01:28):
weddings wedding photographer. Ilaria will find it offensive to be
called wedding photograph. There, okay, Ilario, live action painter, okay,
live action painter. You are scheduled to photograph my wedding. Um,

(01:49):
I just wanted to touch base, Lario, take photograph you
call it of seven kings and queens. So Ilario, note
wedding photograph. Okay, Hilario, excite to live action paint your wedding, Ilario, Ilario, Ilario.
I like the colors everywhere? Yeah, um, so I'm guessing

(02:15):
you're talking about like them the design for the wedding. Um,
it's going to be very minimalistic with a touch of
murder wetting, murder wetting, murder wedding. Yes, you're welcome, Ellario.
I do it again. Murder wetting, yeah, I do. I
do what I have blood on dress, I take picture

(02:37):
blood on dress, take knife inside, murder wetting toxito of
new husband torn because of axe wound. It disgusting and disturbing.
And I'm not gonna I'm not gonna cover my wedding
dress with blood. Ellario, don't work with you. Goodbye, good

(02:58):
I don't want to work with you either. Ilario proposed makeup. Yes,
let me say sorry, you're weirdog. Yes is prank cole, Yes,
Elaudio is a weird one purpose or history Ilario going
on with you? Oh, this is actually Jubil from the

(03:20):
Jewil Shore doing a phone prank on you. What Yeah?
And your maid of honor Kristen, said that you're very
nervous about your wedding photos, so she thought that Eladio
could call and change everything on you. God, I can't
believe it. I thought I was big as murder pictures. Fo. Okay,
you do want to murder wedding? How about pregnant baby

(03:43):
splash weddingh my god, do you need to stop breakwater
at the altar? Elario do it again? Yes, Laudio is
a weirdo freak. Hi don't recommend working with him. Wake
up every morning with Jubil phone we'd say mornings on
the twenties,
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