Jubal Fresh stole the money under your mattress??

A Jubal Phone Prank is when our listeners set-up a friend or family member to wake up with The Jubal Show, phone prank style.

Today, a guys roommate set him up because apparently he keeps money in his mattress, aka his life savings, so Jubal Fresh is here to help him out and say that there are bed bugs in the apartment and they are throwing out all of the mattresses in this new Jubal Phone Prank!

Leave a rating and review wherever you listen. It will help the show out in a big way. If that's not your thing, you can find us on social media here:
https://instagram.com/thejubalshow
https://twitter.com/thejubalshow
https://www.tiktok.com/@thejubalshow

Support the show: https://the-jubal-show.beehiiv.com/subscribe

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jebil Show on demand. It's another Jubile phone frame
Mornings on its twenties. Hello, Hey, this is Court with
compartments and we had to break the lock dude, so
sorry about that, but just know that everything's tatting care

(00:24):
of and uh, hopefully after the tent comes out this
place you can come back in. I'm sorry, what is
this regarding? What do you mean? I mean you know
the notice? What notice? I have no idea what you're
talking about. Um, okay, my name's Court. I don't think
we've ever met, but like, yeah, I'm one of the
maintenance guys in your apartment building. Your addresses four too?

(00:45):
Oh yeah, apartment, that's my apartment. What's going on? I
just called let you know. It's a care of it. Um.
I had to break the lock though, because it wasn't
open like we asked. And then you know everything, but
hopefully we'll get it all figured out. So what are
you taking care of? And why did you break my lock?
What do you mean it was all in the notice? Dude?

(01:07):
What notice are you talking about? I don't know about
a notice. It was right the notice. I can't believe
you didn't notice the notice. I'm Sorry, that just sounds
funny to me that I said that, But hey, you
had to have known what was going on. There's no way.
I don't even know how everybody I was told, everybody knew.
What the fuck are you talking about? Man Like, I
have no idea what's going on? Why would you break
into my apartment? Because the notice that you failed to notice,

(01:32):
I guess it's said to leave your doors on lock
today and you have to vacate the premises for at
least three weeks while we tent for the bedbugs. And unfortunately,
everybody's mattress has to be thrown out, so we had
to go in and get your mattresses. It hasn't been
tinted yet, but we had to break the lock. So
that's fine. We won't charge you for that. We'll put
a new lock on. But I just had to let
you know. Well, you're you're telling me you took my

(01:54):
mattress to everybody's mattress, Like, well, that's the thing with bedbugs.
As soon as they're in there or they're there, man like,
we have my mattress. Yeah, but if you read the notes,
we're going to reimburse you for a new mattress. So
that's cool. Like it's not gonna be any fancy thing, though,
But that mattress had every I had. I had things
in that mattress. You can't just call it bed bugs.

(02:15):
Is probably because everybody, because it's more than bed bugs,
much more than bed bugs. Dude, I'm sorry you didn't know.
I don't know who to talk to you about it. Uh,
I don't know, but I'm just sorry. I don't care
if you're sorry, we mean you're sorry. I had cash
in my mattress. I know, I know, but it's uh,
we had what was just what do you mean you know?
I mean what he's talking about when you took my cash? No,

(02:35):
I didn't understand what you say. I had cash, cash,
cash English cash. Yeah, oh yeah, I know you took
my cash. I took your mattress. I didn't know what happened.
But you said, you said, you know, you said you
know I had cash in there. So what do you say? Yeah?
I was confused. I took the mattress out because you know, buddy, Yeah,
where's where's my say where? I didn't know that your

(02:56):
mattress had five thousand dollars in it? Okay, So I
didn't know that, and I'm sorry about that. Maybe they'll
reimburse you. Okay, how did you know there was five
thousand cash in there? Well? You told me there was
cash in there, and so I said, I know, right, Yeah,
Well I meant I know about the mattress. I didn't
mean that, you know, I said, I said there was cash.
You said five thousand cash. How would you know unless
unless you took my money? Oh, I mean, hey, I lucky,

(03:19):
guess I guess. Um, Hey, I gotta run though, because
um there's a few more mattresses that I gotta get,
So I'm gonna go. And then like I said, what's
your name? What's your what's your name? Uh? Court? Court?
What a weird name? Who's who named Court? I don't
even know. Yeah, it's made up name. Uh. And I
sounded really confusing. I said that, And I should probably
not do that next time because it sounded like I

(03:40):
was making up that name Court, which I did, because
this isn't Court. This is actually Jewel from the Jewel
Shore doing a phone break on you. Oh what are
you serious? Yes, your roommate Jared say you up. He
said that you keep cashing your mattress and it's like
in case you need it, and so your mattress is
not gone. I did not take your five thousand dollars lars.
And have you ever heard of a bank. I don't

(04:04):
trust banks, man, I don't go to bank. The Jewels
Show on demand