Pass The Prank: Boris Will Coordinate!

The Jubal Show taps in for a brand new Pass The Prank where they call a guy who
needs some important info for his flight. They tell him Boris will help him but never transfer him to Boris! :(

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame day mornings. That's one. He's hello, Hey,
is this Bryce? Yeah? Hey Bryce, it's Alexis over here
dot Com calling about your travel plans. Yes, yes, yes, yeah, Hey,
we're just calling a coordinate so um let me put

(00:21):
you one home for a brief second. Boris is going
to coordinate that for you. Okay, yeah, no worries, thanks
so much. Okay, please hold it's a great day dot com.
Time to take a trip where you want to go?
How are you doing this, Pete Eakins? I'm doing Is
this Boris? Um? I am not Borris. My name is

(00:43):
Pete Aakins. Who am I speaking with? Oh? Okay? Um? Bryce? Bryce?
Okay Bryce? What can I do you for? Oh? Well,
I like my company. Have you talked to Boris? Have
you talked to Boris? No? I thought I thought, okay,
case he sound confused. I'm just gonna put you on
a real brief hall and I'm gonna send you over
to Boris because Boris will coordinate. Okay, all right, please

(01:06):
all yeah, Hi, this is Barry. How am I I
help you? Oh? Oh, Barry, I'm supposed to That's what
I was getting. I'm named Boris. Oh, a lot of
people makes us up because you know Barry and Boris.
You know. One second, let me get Boris because Boris
will coordinate. Okay, well I actually could we just could

(01:28):
you just help me out? Did we need Boris? I
My trip is in like four days Boris? No? No,
oh God, thanks for holding this as Alexis. How can
I help alex No? No, no, I'm supposed to Boris. Yeah.
Boris definitely coordinated for your travel plans. And youre a Tenerai.

(01:49):
Did you get everything figured out with Boris? When he
coordinated with you have anything? Who is this Boris guy? Well,
he coordinates, he coordinates, of course he does. Yeah, he coordinates.
I talked to him. It's Boris, the coordinator. Yep. Let
me let me transfer your to Borris. Thank you? What

(02:13):
it's Pete Aikins. What can I do you for? Look, Pete,
I'm just trying to talk to Borrow. Okay, this is
guy called earlier. Did you talk to Boris? He called?
He did not? Oh that's why you're upset right now.
I can tell you're upset in your voice. I've been
doing this for a while. I put you back on hold.
Boris will coordinate. Don't worry. Hi, this is Barry. How

(02:39):
man I help you? No, no, no, Barry. I I've
put on hold for four times people tell me that
I'm gonna talk to I don't know who this Boris
guy is at this point, I just just send me
to a manager. Okay, Well I just in my information.
I don't know where I'm going. Okay, we can absolutely,
we can absolutely get you to a Manaji, but I

(03:00):
can't do it. Boris will coordinate. Oh of cour Are
you serious? Just a Boris? Oh that was rude. I
mean it's a good thing that Boris wasn't answering the phone.

(03:21):
This is Alexis, though, How can I help listen? Alexa?
I'm just trying to talk to board. It's Alexis. Yes,
I know, okay, I'm sure you used to sing Alexa
because it's a whole, you know, Amazon thing, But it's Alexis.
I don't care. Okay, you want to talk to Boris?
I know I am not walk to Boris. I wonder

(03:42):
is he on his lunch break? Why is he not answering?
I wanted to talk to someone so badly in my
entire life. How do I talk to Board? It. Yeah.
Oh hey, Alexis, that's you were you throw on my line?
What's up? Yeah? Hey, we're looking we're looking for Boris
to coordinate. What do you guys do? We also bring
on various board, Alexis, have you seen Bors today? I've
actually never seen Boris. Yeah, hey, Bran, second, you know what,

(04:05):
I don't think there's a Boars who works here? Oh yeah,
and I'm trying to get that feeling. Yeah, we're this
whole time. We're thinking Boris is going to coordinate, but
there's no Bors, so there's no coordinating. This is actually
the Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you. This
is Jewbil, this is alex Fresh and this is English

(04:28):
Island and it's a phone prank here. Her friends set
you up, so there's no Bors to coordinate your trip.
I'm sorry about that. Oh my god. Wake up every
morning with Jebil phone pranks