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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone Friday mornings. That's wise. Hello. Hi
is this Kate? Yeah? That hi Kate. This is Alexis
calling and your sisters set you up for a surprise
celebrity birthday call. So please hold for Edge Shearon? Wait what? Yeah?
(00:24):
You're it? Yes girl? Oh, yes, so, I'm just I'm
gonna put you on. Hold on, I'm gonna patch him in. Okay,
Happy birthday again? One second? Do you like how I
make the muse my own music for the whole music?
Oh my gosh, Hi, Hi, Happy birthday. Yeah, that's my
(00:47):
that's my song. Oh my gosh, I know. Thank you
so much. Can we can we just try and make
this a little bit quick if we can? It must
feel pretty good for you to talk to it. Sharon.
I hear you're a big Edge Shearing fan. Yeah, I'm
a huge fan. Um. I'm I'm like literally shaking right now.
I'm so correct. Okay, yeah, just hold yeah, okay, okay, coming.
(01:13):
I'm in love with the shape of Hey, it's Joey.
Where'd you leave off with Ed? I'm sorry? Well what
you were just talking with Ed? Sharon? Correct? Um? Yeah,
I wasn't really like expecting him to be is like that.
I mean, oh yeah, really rude. No, I know I've
been getting that all day. So he's been doing these
(01:35):
birthday shout out things, right, Um, and I finish up
the conversation for him. So he starts it off, says Hidia,
And then I finished up. What kind of questions do
you have for Ed? I know all the Ed Sharon facts.
I can talk to you about anything. It's like you're
just talking to Ed Sharon when you're talking to me. Um,
what the hell? That's really really weird. All right, Well,
since you don't have any questions for Ed, I'll send
you back over to Alexis. Okay, please hold whatdy on me? Now?
(02:01):
Come coming? This is Alexis Kate. How did it go
with Ed cheering? Was it amazing? Not great? I mean
he was pretty rude and like I talked to him
for like five seconds. Then they like sent me over
to some American guy to like dinnish up his call
for him. Oh okay, yeah, then he sent you over
to me for payment. Okay, so that's gonna be two
hundred and fifty dollars. How would you like to pay today?
(02:24):
What I am not paying for this? That was bull
and I'm in the teliver one. I know not to
listen to sharing anymore because it's a huge jerk. And hello,
hello knocked at it. Hello, I heard you said. I
don't do this for free? All right, I give out
birthday messages. I don't want to do that. You think
I want to be doing that. I want to write songs.
It's you heard the go How do you want to pay?
(02:46):
I'm not paying for this. That was such You're not
a very nice person. Hey, this is Ed Shearon. No,
it's not. Yeah, yes it is. I'm the guy you
talked to a second ago. Wraps up Ed Sharon's phone calls,
and as the person who speaks for Ed Charon, I
Ed Shearon wanted to say that I am so sorry.
(03:07):
You don't speak for me. You can't be cussing it.
Everybody we call and do birthday calls for real. Ed
Sharon guys, Hey, I just need to get her off
the phone. I need to get payments. He can't keep
yelling at people. Somebody needs to hold him accountable. He
still has to pay. She doesn't want to pay. You're
going to horrible relation. You don't want to pay for this.
You can't make her pay for this, Kate, You're not
paying for this exactly. She's not paying, so it is
(03:29):
paying for the guy he wants her to pay. I'm mate, Sharon,
and I don't get birthday shout out for free. Yikes. Jeez, okay, yeah,
I'm not paying for that. And you can deal with that, Charon.
I don't give he's mad. I'm at Cheron and I'll
track you down and ruin you life. You hear me,
all right, Well I'm gonna go Okay, well, but don't
do that yet. Let's tell you it's a prank phone call. First,
(03:52):
what this is actually the Jewels Show doing a phone
frank on you. This is Jewel, this is Alex Fresh,
and this is not Ed Sheering. This is English. Y
Oh my god series right now. Yeah, your sister said
that you're a big Ed Sheering fan, and she told
you she booked you a birthday phone call from him.
So there it is. Oh my god, So that wasn't
(04:16):
really Ed Sheeron. But yeah, that's still a birthday phone
call for you, so you can thank your sister. Yeah
that counts. Oh my god, I can't at believe this
and we are going to be charging you two hundred
fifty bucks for that. By the way, wake up every
morning with jubil phone pranks,