Would you trade a grand piano for a drum set?

A Jubal Phone Prank is when our listeners set-up a friend or family member to wake up with The Jubal Show, phone prank style.

Today, Jubal Fresh calls a woman who's brother set her up for a Jubal Phone Prank! She is a piano teacher and she had to send it in to get fixed, and now Jubal is calling her to tell her that he accidently sent it rolling down a hill and it is now in little pieces... Listen to hear how she reacts in this new Jubal Phone Prank!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jubil phone frame.
Heyday Mornings, that's twenties. Hello. Hey, um hi there, this
is Pete Eagan's calling from Pianos. I was looking for Valerie.

(00:21):
This is me, Hey, val How are you? I'm great?
Thank you? How are you? I am doing pretty good today,
I like to say because I worked on the piano.
Biz I'm grand is like a piano. Yeah yeah, kind
of like your piano, your grand piano. Yeah. So what's

(00:42):
going on? Um? So we did pick it up because
it had to be serviced. Bill, don't understand why you
couldn't come to the house. But that's okay. Just a
quick question about the piano. Um is that piano? Do
you need in that anytime soon? Um? Yeah, it's kind
of my job from a piano teacher. Yeah yeah, I'm

(01:03):
just gonna come out say, yep, there's a little bit
of a little bit of an issue here. Have you
noticed anything about where the store is? Um? Should I have?
It's on a hill? Okay. When they were unloading the piano,
Gus didn't put the brakes on the wheels, didn't tie

(01:27):
it down, didn't make sure that other people were there.
When he started rolling it out of the truck and
it is now down at the bottom of the hill. Well,
are you joking right now? I wish I was. This
is not funny, not funny, not funny, not cool. Wait
a second, that's a thirty five thousand dollars dating grand Yeah,

(01:50):
yes it is. And I would say that's about how
many pieces it's in. My god, Oh my god, oh
my god. Okay, first of all, who's guts because Gus
is going to be buying me a new piano. If
that's the case, well, Gus is one of them. He's
you know, he's one of our delivery guys. And I
trust me. I have had a few strong words with Gus.
Is there a manager that I can speak with? Perhaps, Yeah,

(02:13):
that would be me. That's why I'm making the phone call. Okay,
I'm gonna I'm gonna calm down. I'm going to come
down and we're going to talk about this rationally. Understand
why you might buy What are we gonna do? I
completely understand how I'm upsetting. This would be that. Yeah,
that piano is probably very important to you, very expensive,
Like you said, thirty five thousand dollars piano. The point
is that I don't have thirty five thousand dollars. It
was a gift and my parents paid for it, and

(02:35):
they're not going to buy me a new piano. You're
gonna have to buy me a new piano because you
guys broke it, so you're gonna have to replace it.
I figured this wasn't going to be a good phone call.
This wasn't gonna be good news for you. That idea.
I think we can get it back to you in
a couple of days. I just just like shit, so
I'll put back together because if you're gonna give it
to me like humphy dumphy, that's not gonna work. I've

(02:56):
got Gus down the street. He's picking up all the
pieces and he's gonna go to the store after that
and get some super glue and you get a glue
bye piano back together. That's ridiculously, guys, you need to
get me a new piano. You can't see the piano
that's is thirty thousand pieces and put it back together.
That's ridiculous. I do want to make this better for you,
we just don't have that kind of money here. How

(03:17):
about a guitar and a drum set? You cannot replace
a baby grand piano with a drum set. That's ridiculous.
What was your name to get tea Pete? What's your
last name? I'm gonna call corporate and have you reported?
Pete Eakins is my name? Eakins is my last name?
Your name is Pete Kins? Are you kidding me right now? Kin? Yeah?
Pet Yeah, that's why turned out we're over really well

(03:39):
in high school. Petkins, Peterkins. We need to get my
piano replaced. What are we gonna do right now? How
we're fixing this? Yeah? Because this is actually jewel from
the jewel store doing a phone brenk on you and
your brother Saul set you up. I am going to
kill you, I mean him. Oh my god. The jewels

(04:00):
go on demand.