Bananas are a berry with seeds inside them

This episode of You Vs Victoria includes Victoria trash talking her way into absolute nonsense. As always. Will her opponent beat her in trivia? Let's find out!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (00:00):
Can I take your order?

Speaker 3 (00:01):
Am I get as tall?

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Try it at a large black coffee?

Speaker 4 (00:05):
Large black cock Do you mean aventy No? I mean large?
He means Aventi.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yeah, the biggest one you've got, Venti.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Is large, vent is twenty.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yeah, large is large. In fact, cole is large and
grande is Spanish for large.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also
the only one that's Italian.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Congratulations for stupid in three languages.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on our own Victoria amir is
in a game of trivia that will have you questioning
the American public education system. Okay, also tickets to see
Shine Downs, so call it's right now. If you want
to play eight eight eight three four three one o
six one eight and eight three four three one o

(00:46):
six one. You can also dm us at the Jewel
Show or go to the jebelshow dot com if you
think you have what it takes to beat Victoria Amires
at her own game. Yeah, this is the timeline, Victoria.
You usually track talk trash. You know that you got
caught up in the music.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
The music. I have trash already. I just I was
a little distracted. I'm ready, Are you ready my music?
There you go. You're gonna be honest, guys, I have
lost so.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Much, but I think I've got an immunity to not
winning at this point.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Like missus Britney Spears once said, I.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Am stronger than yesterday and now it's nothing but my way. Yes, girl, quote.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
You have this in the bag. But let me tell
you something.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Storms are announced themselves before they hit, and now I'm
about to wreck your world.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
You were good just the Britney quote.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
But okay, didn't she also say I don't know karate,
but I know crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
I know that I picked I put this quote. Why
is it anyone? I just thought it was a great
Thank you, Thank you guy, Thank you Nina.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Minus that, storms do kind of announce their proNT they do.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
You know they're coming. They hit you like a brick
and ba, you're wrong, meteorologists, you know right? All right?

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Well do you think you can weather the storm of
Hurricane VICKI? Yeah, Now you versus Victoria is next. It's
the Jewbill Show. You're what what's that? Victoria?

Speaker 2 (02:14):
What are you gonna do? Victoria?

Speaker 4 (02:20):
What's weird about your quizes, Katie is that all the
work is right and just the answers are wrong. I
know that having a boyfriend may seem like the most
important thing in the world right now, but you don't
have to dumb yourself down to get guys to like you.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, you versus Victoria,
and I can tell you based on our conversation we're
just having off the air, Victoria is not.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
It should be an easy day for the contender, You
trash dog. I did it was long and boring. Hey, yeah,
like the Spears quote. Thank you at the lig part?
What was the best part? Tickets to shine down on
the line.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
And let's meet today's contestant for you, Verus Victoria.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Jordan, what's up? Jordan? Hey?

Speaker 3 (03:01):
What's up?

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Not much? How are you? You're in your car? I'm good,
I'm parked, I'm carked. All right, you get a seatbelt time.
Because you're speaking so fast, You're like me, bag, what
are you saying? Hyped up?

Speaker 3 (03:20):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Brads are just energetic in the morning.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
All right, all the Grandpa's okay.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Victoria, out of the studio. That was yeah, that was good. Really,
Victoria's headed out.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Of the studio. Jordan, here we go. Okay, thirty seconds.
Answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
just say pass and Victoria has to beat you outright
to win.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Okay, all right, all right? Are you ready? Ready?

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Okay, Jordan, your time starts now.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
What is the only berry with its seeds on the
inside BlackBerry? What candy melts in your mouth but not
in your hand? What popular toy was originally created as
a wallpaper cleaner?

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Mm?

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Stuff? What is the name of the redbird? And angry birds?

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (04:16):
My gosh, I have no idea?

Speaker 2 (04:17):
And Charlie in the chocolate factory? What candy changes colors?
Drug stoppers? Got that.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
We'll bring Victoria back in the studio, and while she's
getting settled and putting her headphones on, Jordan, what do you.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Do for work?

Speaker 4 (04:33):
I work at you?

Speaker 2 (04:34):
You haul? Oh sweet?

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Ye?

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Like behind the counter.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
I do a bit of everything. I feel propane. I
look up trailers in.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
The trucks I use. You haul a lot.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Have you ever found anything weird in the trucks that
you clean?

Speaker 4 (04:50):
Oh? My gosh, yes, drug perpernalia, all the time.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Oh, really interesting? Is there a fee for that that
you charge them after fact? Like you're gonna get that
good luck collecting.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
But.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Not a specific one for that.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
So okay, Victoria is back in studio, headphones on, ready
to go. Absolutely, here we go thirty seconds. Answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
say pass, and you have to beat Jordan outright to win,
and Jordan you can tell Victoria when to go.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
All right, ready and go.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
What is the only berry with its seeds on the inside?

Speaker 4 (05:30):
What?

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Uh straw? Nope, blueberry? What candy melts in your mouth
but not in your hand? I don't know that, Victoria?
What pop? I don't know it created a wallpaper cleaner? Uh? Wait?
What toys? Wallpaper?

Speaker 3 (05:48):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (05:49):
What?

Speaker 4 (05:49):
What?

Speaker 2 (05:49):
I pass?

Speaker 1 (05:50):
What is the name of the redbird and angry Birds? Oh,
Pete and Charlie and the chocolate factory? What candy changes colors?

Speaker 2 (05:57):
What that changed colors? Had the blueberry girl? I know her?
You are I don't have it out of time.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
Let's send it over to the scoreboard and see how
you guys did with our scoreboard producer bread.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
It was great.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
You didn't have to lift a finger on that last
part the Victoria got zero, Jordan got to Jordan's congratulations,
you did it.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
I've watched the entire time.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
You beat Victoria and you got tickets to shine down. Awesome.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Thank you. Let's get the answers.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Now with Nina.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
The only berry with seeds on the inside is a banana?
Is a banana really a berry? Yeah? Blueberries? Also, I
didn't know that berries.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Berries Eminem's are the candy that melts in your mouth
but not in your hand. Play do dough is the
popular toy that was originally created as wallpaper cleaner.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
Did you really? I had no idea. It's probably super
safe to be playing with.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Red is the name of the Redbird and Angry Birds
and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
The candy that changes colors is the everlasting gop stop.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
I'm still stuck on blueberry, to be honest, you, but the.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
Other one was lame. I just part what it was, right,
thank you? Blueberry? Do have a sinsonum? And it is
a berry because it's blueberry? Why would you they call
it a blueberry if it's not a berry? Game's over?
What is a blueberry? Thank you? Vegetable It's technically a vegetable. No,
it's not. Why are they blueberry? It was laughing.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
So now you always thank you for playing George Talk
Rage Bay. We play you versu Victoria at the same
time every single weekday morning. Remember, if you want to
play Victoria, all you have to do is d m
us at the Jubile Show or go to the Jubilshow
dot com. And don't forget, I'm performing next Saturday, the
twenty second in Everett at the historic Evertt Theater. You
can get tickets for that if you go to the
Jubilshow dot com and click on stand up Comedy.