July 30, 2025 • 7 mins
Think you can beat Victoria in trivia? This contestant did—and didn’t even need to get a single question right to do it. In this hilariously off-the-rails episode of You vs. Victoria on The Jubal Show, everything goes wrong in the best possible way. From awkward wrestler names to zodiac confusion and Gen Alpha slang gone sideways, this chaotic trivia match is one for the books.
The ultimate trivia showdown from The Jubal Show! Think you’ve got the brains to take down Victoria? Listeners go head-to-head with her in a battle of wits, testing their knowledge on everything from pop culture to random facts. Will you come out on top, or will Victoria destroy you? Play along, laugh out loud, and see if you have what it takes to claim victory!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You know what's weird about your quiz is, Katie, is
that all the work is right and just the answers
are wrong. I know that having a boyfriend may seem
like the most important thing in the world right now,
but you don't have to dumb yourself down to get
guys to like you.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria,
your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
a game of trivia for comedian Rick uh Sick somebody,
I'm gonna said, somebody completely different. I don't know who
the guy I was about to say, even I don't
even think he exists. Comedian Ronnie Chang and Hassani Minaj's tickets, I.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Know that they exist.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
I was gonna make up a name.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Ricky Hwang is definitely not the guy. I love that
that's what came to your mind. I was like, that's
not right at all. I didn't I have to read things,
you know, because I forget and I didn't have my
paper in front of me anyway.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Now I do, and everything's great.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Call us up eight eight eight three four three one
o six one eight eight eight three four three one
oh six one. You can also dm us at the
Jubil Show or go to the Jebelshow dot com if
you think you have what it takes to be Victoria.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
Yeah, I'm feeling great today.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Victoria's either sick or her allergies are killing or can't
tell either one.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
I can't tell either to be on stup, but I
also really have to be I didn't do before this,
and now I try to after this.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
So she's playing hurt.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
You call now if you're the youn beater eight A
eight three four three one o six one, and we'll
play you vers Victoria next.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
It's the Jewel Show.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
What you just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in
your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything
that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this
room is now dumber for having listened to it. I
award you no points, and may God have mercy on yourself.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria. Your
chance to take on Victoria Ramire is in a game
of trivia for comitteean Ronnie Shang and Sommonage tickets and
let's meet Today's contestant for you verus Victoria, Dylan, what's up, Dylan?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
How are you?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I'm doing great?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
How about yourself?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Wonderful? Thank you for asking, Victoria? How are you? I'm
doing great. I keep feeling I have to sneeze, but
I'm okay.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Oh and you have to pee and yeah, so if
you sneeze, pee could come out.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Ew do absolutely? You laugh too hard? It does it too?
All right, Well let's get straight to it.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Then.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
What do you think, Dylan? Should we get straight to it?
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Then?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Since Victoria has to pee and her allergies are killing her,
hey please?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yeah? Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Better better get I think it's good to get things
moving quickly when somebody's struggling like that. You know what
I mean, Dylan, get right to the game. Get it
done so that she can go to the bathroom and
you know, blown ose or whatever. I just I'd hate
to think of Victoria just sitting there waiting for the
game to be played and waiting a long time for it.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Yeah, what did you say? I didn't hear you. Can
you repeat that? Oh, Nina?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Thank you for asking? All right, here we go thirty seconds.
Stancewers many questions as possible. If you don't know one.
Just say pass and Victoria has to beat you outright
way and she's outside now, Dylan, are you ready to go? Yes, sir,
Here we go, Dylan, your time starts.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Now.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
What's the term for a diagram showing evolutionary relationships?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
A pass?
Speaker 5 (03:18):
What does the jen Alphas slang term phantom tax mean.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Past? Which three zodiac signs are water signs? Past?
Speaker 5 (03:32):
What year did the Titanic sink? Who is the who
has the most Instagram followers?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Oh, Kim Kardashian, all right, got that in.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio. And while she's
getting settled, Dylan, here's a question for you. If you
were a wrestler, what would your wrestler name be?
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Ooh ah man, I know, think.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
A big Bell'm Victoria.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
If you are a wrestler, what would your wrestler name behue?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
I finally got an answer for like the last question
you asked me on trivia, Uh, my answer would.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Be senor yeah, because I like it is.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
It's a smack Just show release on it. One shower
takes the ring?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Why?
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Because you said I do, but not that.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Here we go thirty seconds. Goldenly A's tired to Definitely, guys, If.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
Any guys are listening to this, they're not gonna want
to date.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Your cave is a golden shower curtain? All right?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Thirty seconds? Answer is many questions possible. If you don't
know when, just say pass. You have to be Dylan
outright to men, and Dylan you can tell senor it
sor when to go?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
All right?
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Ready? Mr diagram showing up a love evolutionary volationships that
I get even hear it? What does the gen alphis
slang term phantom tax mean? Bro?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
What next? Which three zodiac signs are water signs?
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Pisces aries?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Is the quarious one? Is that one of your phone
print characters? I don't know pass?
Speaker 5 (05:43):
What year did the Titanic sink a long time ago?
Who has the most Instagram followers? Oh wait, it used
to be Selena Gomez?
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Uh yeah, I'll go slingo mez okay, got that in.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Let's send it over to the scoreboard now and see
how you guys did social media pay as your score.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
As I would have no way. Nobody did very well
because it was zero's across the board right tailing That
means you win.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Congratulations, ty goo see you you didn't big Pe, you
get Ronnie chag and a san minoj tickets just replying
to man.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Amazing, Right, let's get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
The term for a diagram showing evolutionary relationships is called
a phylogenetic tree. Bro what oh no, fin Yeah, Philo
genetic tree? My bad?
Speaker 3 (06:35):
So you told you no no.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
The jen Alphas slang term phantom tax means stealing food
from a friend.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Who uses a how did you get there?
Speaker 5 (06:45):
The three zodiac signs that are water signs is cancer, Pisces,
and Scorpio.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Dan its close.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
The year the Titanic sunk was in nineteen twelve, and
Christiano Ronaldo has over six hundred and thirty five million followers.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Oh, David, I bet Sleina is after him. She's probably
very close, Dylan. Thank you for playing.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Thank you have a good one. We play U Verse
Victoria at the same time every single weekday morning. Remember
if you want to play, just d m us at
the Jubile Show or go to the jubileshow dot com
and you two can take on Senior to tipp.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
The song that I have suck in my head is
Don't go Chase.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
That's your walkout music. I love it.
You know what's weird about your quiz is, Katie, is
that all the work is right and just the answers
are wrong. I know that having a boyfriend may seem
like the most important thing in the world right now,
but you don't have to dumb yourself down to get
guys to like you.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria,
your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
a game of trivia for comedian Rick uh Sick somebody,
I'm gonna said, somebody completely different. I don't know who
the guy I was about to say, even I don't
even think he exists. Comedian Ronnie Chang and Hassani Minaj's tickets, I.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Know that they exist.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
I was gonna make up a name.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Ricky Hwang is definitely not the guy. I love that
that's what came to your mind. I was like, that's
not right at all. I didn't I have to read things,
you know, because I forget and I didn't have my
paper in front of me anyway.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Now I do, and everything's great.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Call us up eight eight eight three four three one
o six one eight eight eight three four three one
oh six one. You can also dm us at the
Jubil Show or go to the Jebelshow dot com if
you think you have what it takes to be Victoria.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
Yeah, I'm feeling great today.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Victoria's either sick or her allergies are killing or can't
tell either one.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
I can't tell either to be on stup, but I
also really have to be I didn't do before this,
and now I try to after this.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
So she's playing hurt.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
You call now if you're the youn beater eight A
eight three four three one o six one, and we'll
play you vers Victoria next.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
It's the Jewel Show.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
What you just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in
your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything
that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this
room is now dumber for having listened to it. I
award you no points, and may God have mercy on yourself.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria. Your
chance to take on Victoria Ramire is in a game
of trivia for comitteean Ronnie Shang and Sommonage tickets and
let's meet Today's contestant for you verus Victoria, Dylan, what's up, Dylan?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
How are you?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I'm doing great?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
How about yourself?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Wonderful? Thank you for asking, Victoria? How are you? I'm
doing great. I keep feeling I have to sneeze, but
I'm okay.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Oh and you have to pee and yeah, so if
you sneeze, pee could come out.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Ew do absolutely? You laugh too hard? It does it too?
All right, Well let's get straight to it.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Then.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
What do you think, Dylan? Should we get straight to it?
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Then?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Since Victoria has to pee and her allergies are killing her,
hey please?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yeah? Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Better better get I think it's good to get things
moving quickly when somebody's struggling like that. You know what
I mean, Dylan, get right to the game. Get it
done so that she can go to the bathroom and
you know, blown ose or whatever. I just I'd hate
to think of Victoria just sitting there waiting for the
game to be played and waiting a long time for it.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Yeah, what did you say? I didn't hear you. Can
you repeat that? Oh, Nina?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Thank you for asking? All right, here we go thirty seconds.
Stancewers many questions as possible. If you don't know one.
Just say pass and Victoria has to beat you outright
way and she's outside now, Dylan, are you ready to go? Yes, sir,
Here we go, Dylan, your time starts.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Now.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
What's the term for a diagram showing evolutionary relationships?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
A pass?
Speaker 5 (03:18):
What does the jen Alphas slang term phantom tax mean.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Past? Which three zodiac signs are water signs? Past?
Speaker 5 (03:32):
What year did the Titanic sink? Who is the who
has the most Instagram followers?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Oh, Kim Kardashian, all right, got that in.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio. And while she's
getting settled, Dylan, here's a question for you. If you
were a wrestler, what would your wrestler name be?
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Ooh ah man, I know, think.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
A big Bell'm Victoria.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
If you are a wrestler, what would your wrestler name behue?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
I finally got an answer for like the last question
you asked me on trivia, Uh, my answer would.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Be senor yeah, because I like it is.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
It's a smack Just show release on it. One shower
takes the ring?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Why?
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Because you said I do, but not that.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Here we go thirty seconds. Goldenly A's tired to Definitely, guys, If.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
Any guys are listening to this, they're not gonna want
to date.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Your cave is a golden shower curtain? All right?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Thirty seconds? Answer is many questions possible. If you don't
know when, just say pass. You have to be Dylan
outright to men, and Dylan you can tell senor it
sor when to go?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
All right?
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Ready? Mr diagram showing up a love evolutionary volationships that
I get even hear it? What does the gen alphis
slang term phantom tax mean? Bro?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
What next? Which three zodiac signs are water signs?
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Pisces aries?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Is the quarious one? Is that one of your phone
print characters? I don't know pass?
Speaker 5 (05:43):
What year did the Titanic sink a long time ago?
Who has the most Instagram followers? Oh wait, it used
to be Selena Gomez?
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Uh yeah, I'll go slingo mez okay, got that in.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Let's send it over to the scoreboard now and see
how you guys did social media pay as your score.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
As I would have no way. Nobody did very well
because it was zero's across the board right tailing That
means you win.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Congratulations, ty goo see you you didn't big Pe, you
get Ronnie chag and a san minoj tickets just replying
to man.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Amazing, Right, let's get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
The term for a diagram showing evolutionary relationships is called
a phylogenetic tree. Bro what oh no, fin Yeah, Philo
genetic tree? My bad?
Speaker 3 (06:35):
So you told you no no.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
The jen Alphas slang term phantom tax means stealing food
from a friend.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Who uses a how did you get there?
Speaker 5 (06:45):
The three zodiac signs that are water signs is cancer, Pisces,
and Scorpio.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Dan its close.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
The year the Titanic sunk was in nineteen twelve, and
Christiano Ronaldo has over six hundred and thirty five million followers.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Oh, David, I bet Sleina is after him. She's probably
very close, Dylan. Thank you for playing.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Thank you have a good one. We play U Verse
Victoria at the same time every single weekday morning. Remember
if you want to play, just d m us at
the Jubile Show or go to the jubileshow dot com
and you two can take on Senior to tipp.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
The song that I have suck in my head is
Don't go Chase.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
That's your walkout music. I love it.
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