Can Diane beat Victoria in a battle of wits?

It’s America’s favorite trivia showdown—You vs. Victoria! Today, Diane steps up to challenge Dirty Vicki in a battle of brains for Mariners tickets. Can she handle questions about Salvador Dalí, the fear of heights, and jungle royalty? Plus, a wild debate: forks with eyelashes or spoons with fingernails? Don’t miss the laughs, surprises, and awkward coffee orders.

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The ultimate trivia showdown from The Jubal Show! Think you’ve got the brains to take down Victoria? Listeners go head-to-head with her in a battle of wits, testing their knowledge on everything from pop culture to random facts. Will you come out on top, or will Victoria destroy you? Play along, laugh out loud, and see if you have what it takes to claim victory!
 
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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, idiots an addictionary.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
You know what you'll find picture of me?

Speaker 1 (00:03):
No, the definition of the word idiot, which you are.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for Mariners tickets today, So call us up
eight eight eight three four three one o six one
eight eight eight three four three one six one. You
can also d m us at the Jubil Show or
go to the jebelshow dot com. If you think you
have what it takes to beat Dirty Vicki. Yeah, what

(00:33):
does it mean? Dirty Vicki plays dirty? Think you can
beat her? Call us right now to play.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Good morning? Can I take your order?

Speaker 2 (00:45):
An I get to a tall tricks at a large
black cock?

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Large black cock? Do you mean aventy?

Speaker 2 (00:51):
No? I mean large?

Speaker 1 (00:52):
He means eventy.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
The biggest funny got Venti.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Is large is twenty YEA marge is large.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
In fact, cole is large and grande is Spanish for large.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Fanti's the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also
the only one that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Tally congratulations for stupid and three lights, which it's time
for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria, your chance
to take on Victoria Ramiria is in a game of
trivia for Marrier and Hiss tickets today, and let's meet
our contestant for you versus Victoria, Diane. What's on, Diane?
How are you hi?

Speaker 3 (01:23):
I'm good?

Speaker 1 (01:23):
How are you great?

Speaker 2 (01:25):
I'm sound awake and ready to go.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Yeah, I'm super excited.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
I never get through, but nobody needs to.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Know that that's the best time to do it is
the best time to do this. All right, We're gonna
send Victoria out of the studio, and while she's leaving, Diane,
here we go. Here's how the game is played. You
have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, just say pass and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win. Okay, okay, are
you ready?

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:56):
I think so.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Here we go, Diane. Your time starts now. Who painted
the persistence of memory? Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:07):
My gosh, I have no idea. What is the term
for the fear of heights? Terri fights?

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Uh, terrifights?

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Oh crap, I know this one. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
What is the capital of Thailand Bangkok? Which animal is
known as the King of the Jungle, King of the Jungle. Uh,
that's not the Lion King, King of the Jungle, the
King Kong. No, King of the Jungle. What movie?

Speaker 2 (02:41):
That's from Jungle Book. You'll find out in a second.
All right, we'll bring your storry back. It's usually easier.
It's always harder when you're on the phone. That's what
people say. All right, Well, Victoria is getting your head
phones on and getting settled. Here's a question for you, Diane, beanie,

(03:04):
you don't know that for sure.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Yeah, we've seen headphones in that very moment. She's so excited.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
She is excited.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Here's a question why I said, Oh my goodness, yeah, careful,
don't say anything. I totally messed up, Diane.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Would you rather have forks? Would you rather forks have
eyelashes or spoons have fingernails?

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Forks?

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Probably forks have eyelashes.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
That's a weird question. Welcome to the Jubil Show.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Have nails, spoons would have fingernails, forks would have eyelashes.
Which one would you rather have?

Speaker 1 (03:38):
I don't know, maybe the maybe the spoon having nails.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Really, yeah, I feel like fork? Yeah, you scrape something?

Speaker 1 (03:46):
No, eyelashes kind of do nothing. I mean, eyelashes just
fall off. We tickley to the press on.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah, all right, here we go, Victor thirty seconds. Answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say pass, and you have to beat Diane outright
to when are you ready? I've never been more ready. Actually, okay,
here we go. Your time starts whenever Diane tells you
to go. Diane, you can tell Victoria whin to go go?

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Who painted the persistence of memory? Uh?

Speaker 2 (04:20):
You afresh?

Speaker 3 (04:21):
What is the term for the fear of heights scared?

Speaker 1 (04:26):
What is the capital of Thailand? Oh?

Speaker 3 (04:29):
I don't know which animal? Which animal is known as
the king of the jungle lion? What chemical element has
the symbol ag agriculture? Oh?

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, lit the Oh that's right,
who's going.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
To a time?

Speaker 2 (04:48):
All right, let's send it over to the scoreboard and
see how you guys did. Nina is out, so our
social media producer Gabby has your score today. Diane got
one correct wait for it, and Victoria got to.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Special jungle book.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
I don't know why. Yeah, it had nothing to do
with any movies.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
All right, let's get the answers Now with producer Brad So.
By the way, Diana, I'm sorry you got Mariners ticket,
sister playing yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Nice Salvador painted persistence of memory.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Acrophobia is the term for fear.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Pi.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Bangkok is the capital of Thailand. Lions are known as
the Kings of the Jungle. Silver is the chemical element
that has the symbol a G.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Ye. Thank you very much for playing, appreciate you, and
thank you for listening to you Ye play you for
Victoria at the same time every single weekday morning. Remember
if you want to play, just d m us at
the Juble Show or go to the jubilshow dot com.