Can Lindsay Take Down A Sick Victoria?

In this hilariously offbeat episode of You vs Victoria, a sick day, clogged ears, and pure trivia chaos collide. Contestant Lindsay steps up for a shot at Lumineers tickets — but will Victoria even be able to hear the questions, let alone answer them?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
One second. Wasn't quite prepared for that song to end. Well,
I wish they would have gone on a little bit
longer to give me time to do this.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
What you've just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling,
incoherent response were you even close to anything that could
be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is
now dumber for having listened to it. I award you
no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Your chance to take on our own.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Victoria Ramires in a game of trivia for Illuminators tickets,
So call up if you want to play. Eight eight
eight three four three one oh six one eight eight
eight three four three one oh six one. You can
also dm us at the Jubil Show or go to
the jubilshow dot com if you think you have what
it takes to beat Victoria.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah, who's already been beaten? I think yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
I don't feel too great, and if I'm being on
it to my ears haven't really popped for a day,
so I kind of feels like a paper could you
hear us, Yeah, lightly, Yeah, it's pretty crazy. I was
really blasting music in my car the other like yester morning.
I was like, well, I can't hear it anyways.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
So you're gonna have to scream the questions at her today, Nina.
I will do my best. Yes, please, you think you
can beat Victoria?

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Call us up right now eight and eight three four
three one six one and we'll play U vers Victoria next,
so you will show.

Speaker 5 (01:25):
You know what's weird about your quiz is, Katie, is
that all the work is right and just the answers
are wrong. I know that having a boyfriend may seem
like the most important thing in the world right now,
but you don't have to dumb yourself down to get
guys to like you.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for Lumineer's tickets. And let's make today's contestant
for you vers Victoria. Lindsay, what's up, Lindsay?

Speaker 1 (01:50):
How are you? I'm wonderful, Thank you for asking you.
I've had better days, but you know it is pretty good.
But you know, dude, it's pretty interesting. I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
When you can't hear perfectly clear through your ears, it's
kind of like a different sound. It's kind of like
even when it's to music, it's like listening to it
for a whole new time, kind of like everything's underwater.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yah, that sounds like it would be correct if Victoria's
either got allergies or she's sick or both. Yeah, we
don't really know. My daughter has no voice, so we're good.

Speaker 5 (02:23):
I have no voice.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
You're you're also okay? Sweet? Yeah, it's a little raspy,
raspy voice. I have a better chance of women anymore.
But does your tummy hurt? No, Victoria's tummy hurts too.
I did realize I forgot to eat with my medicine
this morning. Oh, if you beat me today, that's gonna
be I'll feel even worse. Here we go, I don't

(02:50):
feel better.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio and lindsay
thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say passed, and Victoria has
to beat you out right to way. All right, all right,
she's outside. The door is closed, and here we go, lindsay,
your time starts now.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
How many movies has Taylor Swift acted in?

Speaker 5 (03:12):
Sick?

Speaker 1 (03:13):
What is the main component of the Earth's core? Pat?

Speaker 6 (03:18):
What song did Katy Perry sing during her brief flight
to space in April twenty twenty five?

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (03:25):
Pat?

Speaker 6 (03:26):
During a football game? How many players can a team
have on the field at one time?

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (03:32):
What is the world's most populated city?

Speaker 4 (03:37):
Or I don't know.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
All right, we'll bring Victoria back into the studio, and
while she's getting ready to plan putting her headphones on
and stuff, lindsay, here's a question for you. What is
the worst possible thing you could put inside of a pinata?

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Interesting?

Speaker 1 (03:57):
I got.

Speaker 5 (04:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
That's hard to think about. There's a lot of bad
things maybe, like what razors that would be terrible, you know,
like spit.

Speaker 5 (04:12):
A pinata for adults and then kids get it? That
wouldn't be really good.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
What about soup that would be messy like some lental
soup would What about like snakes or like spiders? Oh? Oh,
I just pictured a bunch of slit snakes falling. That
would be terrible, like that fear factor to you?

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Alright, maggots ew a terrible pinata field. Alright, I no,
Victoria is sick and actually's even sicker.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Than hear about that. All right, here we go, Victoria.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Yeah, thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when Jesse passed and you have
to eat, lindsay outright, So when are you ready?

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yes? All right, see you can tell Victoria when to go?
Ready you go? How many movies has Taylor Swift actad in? Too?
What is the main component of the Earth's core?

Speaker 4 (05:05):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Magma, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (05:09):
What song did Katie Perry sing during her her brief
flight to space in April twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
My ear just popped.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
I thought you were excited because you knew the answers
the question, what song did.

Speaker 6 (05:23):
Kane Perry sing during her brief flight to space? During
a football game? How many players can a team have
on the field at one time?

Speaker 1 (05:31):
That felt so nice?

Speaker 4 (05:32):
It didn't really last, but it felt so nice.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Yeah, a little bit. But man, that was the question.
We're gonna say. I don't know what the question was,
but okay, cool, all right, let's send it over to
the scoreboard and see how you guys did with our scoreboard.
Our social media producer Cabby are two sickos. Lindsey and
Victoria both got zero. Oh, Lizzie, congratulations, that's a win.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
One goes see you, Taylor SWI one first, Yeah, Luminear
sickets just you're playing too.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Thanks. Yep, let's get the answers now in Nina.

Speaker 6 (06:06):
Taylor Swift has actually been in five movies, Valentine's Day,
The Lorax, The Giver Cats.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
And The Amsterdam The Thing About You Know.

Speaker 6 (06:16):
Jason Trula was in that too. The main component of
the Earth's core is iron. The song that Katy Perry
sang during her brief flight to space in April twenty
twenty five was what a wonderful world?

Speaker 1 (06:27):
During a football game? There are eleven players on the field. Yeah,
how do I feel like that wouldn't be the best
version of it?

Speaker 5 (06:34):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (06:35):
I don't know. I just don't hear Katy Perry singing
no disrespect. I mean no, You're just looking down at
the Earth and you're just like what Yeah, No, I know,
I just I don't know, just Katy Perry singing what
a wonderful world? I don't I don't know. Anyway, moving on,
It's okay and Tokyo is the world's most populated city.
That's it. I didn't get that question. He didn't you
ear was popping? Yeah, so you did have your ear pop.

(06:59):
You know what I won this game? Don't care?

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Yeah, all right, lindsay thank you for playing. To play
U Verse Victoria at the same time every single weekday morning. Remember,
if you want to play Victoria, all you have to
do is DM us at the Jewel Show or go
to the jewelshow dot com. Victoria's struggling to day.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
You know, if anyone is sick out there and they're like,
my ears also need to pop, just play you versus.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Victoria's that I found. They'll pop. It's like your brain
actually exploded.