March 7, 2025 • 8 mins
Victoria is on the hunt for a streak. She currently has one win. Also, what happens at the end of this with Jubal is nothing short of hilarious.. it's the ultimate dad joke wrapped in a riddle.
The ultimate trivia showdown from The Jubal Show! Think you’ve got the brains to take down Victoria? Listeners go head-to-head with her in a battle of wits, testing their knowledge on everything from pop culture to random facts. Will you come out on top, or will Victoria destroy you? Play along, laugh out loud, and see if you have what it takes to claim victory!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Can I take your order? Am I get a tall child?
I had a large black coffee, large black.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Cock Do you mean aventy?
Speaker 4 (00:08):
No?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I mean a large, He means Aventi. Yeah, the biggest
one you've got.
Speaker 5 (00:11):
Venti is large, no venty is twenty Danny, Yeah, large
is large.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's
also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, were stupid and
three language.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
You versus Victoria.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
a fabulous game of trivia for Halsey tickets today, So
calls right now if you want to play eight eight
eight three four three eight eight eight three four three
one O six one. You can also dm us at
the Jubil Show or go to the Jubilshow dot com
if you think you have what it takes to beat Victoria.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, guys.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
Yesterday I wasn't feeling too great, you know, But today
about being an eleven year old just gave me a
lot of power.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
I felt really good.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Yes, Victoria beat one yesterday against an eleven year old
by a one point.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Congratuate. That's still a win, thank you very much. Got
to take out the points. But so I got a
new trash talk because of it.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Oh all right, well here's what you're up against if
you want to take on Victoria.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
Okay, guys, you all think you're all so good, don't
you just sitting there all smug, acting like you just
all got this in the back.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Well, news flash.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
I don't know if you've heard the other day, but
i'd been an eleven year old and felt no remorse,
just had felt a little bad, but my sassiness and
quick wit made it easy to get over.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Look.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
I've been training, preparing manifesting this moment. And while some
people might say manifesting isn't real, isn't a real strategy? Sorry,
those people lack faith. I believe in victory, and.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
The belief is powerful. It's a powerful thing. Oh my gosh,
I what's this way too long?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
So go ahead lap it up.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
But when I win, I want a public apology from
everyone who doesn't believe I have.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
A college degree.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
I want a trophy bigger than a fiefour World Cup
and even a dang parade where I can dance to
the streets chanting my victory for everyone to hear. All Right,
it was a little longer, was really good content.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I like it. The FIFA trophy, all right? You verus
Victoria is coming up right after this. It's the Jubil Show.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Weird about your quizzes, Katie? Is that all the work
is right and just the answers are wrong. I know
that having a boyfriend may seem like the most important
thing in the world right now, but you don't have
to dumb yourself down to get guys to like you.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria amir is in the
most epic game of trivia ever for Halsey. Tickets today,
and don't forget, I'm performing this weekend in Olympia. You
can get tickets for that if you just go to
the Jubilshow dot com and click on stand up Comedy.
And I've got a bunch more shows this month, once
than ever too, so check them out. But now let's
meet today's contestant for You Versus Victoria, Mallory.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
What's up, Mallory? How are you hi?
Speaker 6 (02:50):
How are you?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I'm good great, Thank you for asking.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Do you think you have what it takes to be Victoria?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I think I do.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
I know?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Have you heard? But I won yesterday, so I'm feeling
pretty weight.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
Did but she was only like eight anything.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
That was a middle school and she did a good
job though she did, she did a really good job.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
She did.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I did it.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Here we go, Mallory. We're gonna see Victoria out of
the studio. And while she's leaving, the game is played
like this. You have thirty seconds to answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know when Jess pass
and Victoria has to beat you outright to win.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Okay, okay, are you ready?
Speaker 6 (03:33):
I am. I'm shaken, but I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Okay, here we go. Your time starts. Now.
Speaker 7 (03:38):
What is the term for an angle that is greater
than ninety degrees but less than one hundred and eighty degrees?
Speaker 6 (03:46):
Ooh eighty? I don't know.
Speaker 7 (03:51):
What is the main ingredient in traditional Japanese miso soup?
Speaker 6 (03:59):
Mushroom?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
In Greek mythology? Who is the god of the.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
Sea beside beside it?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
What do you call a baby swan?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Okay? I got that in. I'll bring Victoria back into
the studio.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
Those are.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Mallory.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Why Victoria's getting your headphones on and stuff? What's an
interesting fact about you? Do you have anything weird that
you can do? It's like a weird skill.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
I mean, so my profession, I'm a mom and a mortician,
so a lot of people kind of wo my mortuary
is a little weird.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Do you ever do you bring your kids on, like
bring your kid to workday? Oh?
Speaker 6 (04:42):
I wish in the middle of the night for removals,
just like throw them in a car seat. Why stare here,
I'll be right back.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
That's crazy. I think I've only met one other mortician
in my life.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
That's cool. That's such an interesting job. Yeah, me too.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
Actually, Yeah, I think most of us kind of stay
by it because it's such a taboo career choice.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Which is weird.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
It's so rewarding.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Yeah, it's so strange that it would be taboo, honestly,
because we all need it. Yeah, that's the one thing
that literally every person on this planet is going to be.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
Yeah. I kind of say like if they just kind
of threw that, if they threw it into like home
economics in high school.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yeah, it'd be a little less scary, definitely. Like I
want to look snatched when I'm gone.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Like.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
I do you let me know, you.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Know, Malory.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
My goal is when I pass, to be cremated and
put into a mister Potato head and then given to
my loved ones so that they can change my expression
every day so I can still have moods and things
like that.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Yeah, has anybody ever done that before him? Have you
done that? Just have to make sure it's sealed.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
Yeah, I've done. Yeah, They've requested some crazy things. But
whatever the family needs, we do.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
What's one of the craziest ones you can think of
right now off top of your head.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
The craziest one would probably be in a beer bottle
and then you feel it.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Oh that's cool.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
You can do a tequila bottle for me.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Okay, I think we do.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Whatever you want.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Well, there we go. Let's see if your wind streak
of one will be in a tequila bottle. Okay, it's you.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
I'll got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and you
have to beat Mallory outright to win, and Victoria or
Mallory you can tell Victoria win.
Speaker 7 (06:35):
Uh, what is the term for an angle that is
greater than ninety degrees? But?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
What is the main ingredient in traditional way?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Up?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Wait, what what do you say next? Maast? Just keep lying?
Speaker 7 (06:47):
In Greek mythology, who is the god of the sea?
What do you call a baby swan?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I swim baby swan?
Speaker 6 (06:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (06:56):
Next? What's the name of the three headed underworld guard
dog in Green mythology?
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Oh, oh, I don't know.
Speaker 7 (07:02):
Pass.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
What year did the US enter World War two? Forty two?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Okay, got that. Let's over there over the scoreboard now
and see how you guys did with our scoreboard. Producer
Brad Mallory got one correct and Victoria got.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
To Maloria pressure. Victoria is on fire. Now, yeah, you
didn't be Victoria, but you still get Halsey tickets. So
thank you for playing.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
Oh my god, that's awesome, thank.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
You, Yeah, thank you. All right, let's get the answers
now with Nina.
Speaker 7 (07:33):
The term for an angle that is is greater than
ninety degrees but less than one hundred and eighty is
an obtuse angle.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
God scared me. The main ingredient in traditional Japanese miso.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Soup is what? What?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
What miso paced in Greek mythology?
Speaker 7 (07:52):
I just started ignoring him once I got it. The
god of the sea is decided. A baby swan is
a signet? Is that how you say that?
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Brouh?
Speaker 7 (08:01):
And then the name of the three headed underwater guard
dog is a Cerberus?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
And then the what am I saying? The US entered
World War two in nineteen forty one? Seriously? Oh, you
were closed?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
You were closed?
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Staying it?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
I got that one.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
We still beat me.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
I thanks.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
It's basically the only two people she's ever been that
at the university.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Storia had the same time every single weekday morning. If
we want to play Victoria, you can always dm us
at the Jubil Show or go to the jubilshow dot com.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
What was the name of that's soup again?
Speaker 7 (08:34):
Me?
Speaker 4 (08:34):
So, anyway, your prank happens every single all in the twenties.
Your next one is coming up Brett after this, and
then right after that.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
His name is what's trending
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Can I take your order? Am I get a tall child?
I had a large black coffee, large black.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Cock Do you mean aventy?
Speaker 4 (00:08):
No?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I mean a large, He means Aventi. Yeah, the biggest
one you've got.
Speaker 5 (00:11):
Venti is large, no venty is twenty Danny, Yeah, large
is large.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's
also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, were stupid and
three language.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
You versus Victoria.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
a fabulous game of trivia for Halsey tickets today, So
calls right now if you want to play eight eight
eight three four three eight eight eight three four three
one O six one. You can also dm us at
the Jubil Show or go to the Jubilshow dot com
if you think you have what it takes to beat Victoria.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, guys.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
Yesterday I wasn't feeling too great, you know, But today
about being an eleven year old just gave me a
lot of power.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
I felt really good.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Yes, Victoria beat one yesterday against an eleven year old
by a one point.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Congratuate. That's still a win, thank you very much. Got
to take out the points. But so I got a
new trash talk because of it.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Oh all right, well here's what you're up against if
you want to take on Victoria.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
Okay, guys, you all think you're all so good, don't
you just sitting there all smug, acting like you just
all got this in the back.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Well, news flash.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
I don't know if you've heard the other day, but
i'd been an eleven year old and felt no remorse,
just had felt a little bad, but my sassiness and
quick wit made it easy to get over.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Look.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
I've been training, preparing manifesting this moment. And while some
people might say manifesting isn't real, isn't a real strategy? Sorry,
those people lack faith. I believe in victory, and.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
The belief is powerful. It's a powerful thing. Oh my gosh,
I what's this way too long?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
So go ahead lap it up.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
But when I win, I want a public apology from
everyone who doesn't believe I have.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
A college degree.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
I want a trophy bigger than a fiefour World Cup
and even a dang parade where I can dance to
the streets chanting my victory for everyone to hear. All Right,
it was a little longer, was really good content.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I like it. The FIFA trophy, all right? You verus
Victoria is coming up right after this. It's the Jubil Show.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Weird about your quizzes, Katie? Is that all the work
is right and just the answers are wrong. I know
that having a boyfriend may seem like the most important
thing in the world right now, but you don't have
to dumb yourself down to get guys to like you.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria amir is in the
most epic game of trivia ever for Halsey. Tickets today,
and don't forget, I'm performing this weekend in Olympia. You
can get tickets for that if you just go to
the Jubilshow dot com and click on stand up Comedy.
And I've got a bunch more shows this month, once
than ever too, so check them out. But now let's
meet today's contestant for You Versus Victoria, Mallory.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
What's up, Mallory? How are you hi?
Speaker 6 (02:50):
How are you?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I'm good great, Thank you for asking.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Do you think you have what it takes to be Victoria?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I think I do.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
I know?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Have you heard? But I won yesterday, so I'm feeling
pretty weight.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
Did but she was only like eight anything.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
That was a middle school and she did a good
job though she did, she did a really good job.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
She did.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I did it.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Here we go, Mallory. We're gonna see Victoria out of
the studio. And while she's leaving, the game is played
like this. You have thirty seconds to answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know when Jess pass
and Victoria has to beat you outright to win.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Okay, okay, are you ready?
Speaker 6 (03:33):
I am. I'm shaken, but I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Okay, here we go. Your time starts. Now.
Speaker 7 (03:38):
What is the term for an angle that is greater
than ninety degrees but less than one hundred and eighty degrees?
Speaker 6 (03:46):
Ooh eighty? I don't know.
Speaker 7 (03:51):
What is the main ingredient in traditional Japanese miso soup?
Speaker 6 (03:59):
Mushroom?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
In Greek mythology? Who is the god of the.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
Sea beside beside it?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
What do you call a baby swan?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Okay? I got that in. I'll bring Victoria back into
the studio.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
Those are.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Mallory.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Why Victoria's getting your headphones on and stuff? What's an
interesting fact about you? Do you have anything weird that
you can do? It's like a weird skill.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
I mean, so my profession, I'm a mom and a mortician,
so a lot of people kind of wo my mortuary
is a little weird.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Do you ever do you bring your kids on, like
bring your kid to workday? Oh?
Speaker 6 (04:42):
I wish in the middle of the night for removals,
just like throw them in a car seat. Why stare here,
I'll be right back.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
That's crazy. I think I've only met one other mortician
in my life.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
That's cool. That's such an interesting job. Yeah, me too.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
Actually, Yeah, I think most of us kind of stay
by it because it's such a taboo career choice.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Which is weird.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
It's so rewarding.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Yeah, it's so strange that it would be taboo, honestly,
because we all need it. Yeah, that's the one thing
that literally every person on this planet is going to be.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
Yeah. I kind of say like if they just kind
of threw that, if they threw it into like home
economics in high school.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yeah, it'd be a little less scary, definitely. Like I
want to look snatched when I'm gone.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Like.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
I do you let me know, you.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Know, Malory.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
My goal is when I pass, to be cremated and
put into a mister Potato head and then given to
my loved ones so that they can change my expression
every day so I can still have moods and things
like that.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Yeah, has anybody ever done that before him? Have you
done that? Just have to make sure it's sealed.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
Yeah, I've done. Yeah, They've requested some crazy things. But
whatever the family needs, we do.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
What's one of the craziest ones you can think of
right now off top of your head.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
The craziest one would probably be in a beer bottle
and then you feel it.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Oh that's cool.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
You can do a tequila bottle for me.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Okay, I think we do.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Whatever you want.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Well, there we go. Let's see if your wind streak
of one will be in a tequila bottle. Okay, it's you.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
I'll got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and you
have to beat Mallory outright to win, and Victoria or
Mallory you can tell Victoria win.
Speaker 7 (06:35):
Uh, what is the term for an angle that is
greater than ninety degrees? But?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
What is the main ingredient in traditional way?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Up?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Wait, what what do you say next? Maast? Just keep lying?
Speaker 7 (06:47):
In Greek mythology, who is the god of the sea?
What do you call a baby swan?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I swim baby swan?
Speaker 6 (06:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (06:56):
Next? What's the name of the three headed underworld guard
dog in Green mythology?
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Oh, oh, I don't know.
Speaker 7 (07:02):
Pass.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
What year did the US enter World War two? Forty two?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Okay, got that. Let's over there over the scoreboard now
and see how you guys did with our scoreboard. Producer
Brad Mallory got one correct and Victoria got.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
To Maloria pressure. Victoria is on fire. Now, yeah, you
didn't be Victoria, but you still get Halsey tickets. So
thank you for playing.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
Oh my god, that's awesome, thank.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
You, Yeah, thank you. All right, let's get the answers
now with Nina.
Speaker 7 (07:33):
The term for an angle that is is greater than
ninety degrees but less than one hundred and eighty is
an obtuse angle.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
God scared me. The main ingredient in traditional Japanese miso.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Soup is what? What?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
What miso paced in Greek mythology?
Speaker 7 (07:52):
I just started ignoring him once I got it. The
god of the sea is decided. A baby swan is
a signet? Is that how you say that?
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Brouh?
Speaker 7 (08:01):
And then the name of the three headed underwater guard
dog is a Cerberus?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
And then the what am I saying? The US entered
World War two in nineteen forty one? Seriously? Oh, you
were closed?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
You were closed?
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Staying it?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
I got that one.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
We still beat me.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
I thanks.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
It's basically the only two people she's ever been that
at the university.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Storia had the same time every single weekday morning. If
we want to play Victoria, you can always dm us
at the Jubil Show or go to the jubilshow dot com.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
What was the name of that's soup again?
Speaker 7 (08:34):
Me?
Speaker 4 (08:34):
So, anyway, your prank happens every single all in the twenties.
Your next one is coming up Brett after this, and
then right after that.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
His name is what's trending
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