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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What you just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in
your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything
that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this
room is now dumber for having listened to it. I
award you no points, and may God have mercy on
(00:21):
your soul.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Amiria's in a game
of trivia. Our tickets to see Wheezer, Janelle, Money, and
a bunch of others at the Bumber Shooting Music Festival.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
So call now if you want to play.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Eight eight eight three four three one oh six one
eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.
You can also dm us at the Jubil Show or
go to the Jubilshow dot com if you think you
have what it takes to top Victoria.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Are you so streaking?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Yeah, you're on streak right now?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
I am. That threw me off.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
I'm thinking of jokes.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Yeah, I am.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
What are the jokes you were thinking of?
Speaker 4 (01:03):
What they were?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Just just some stuff.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
They're more top heavy, all right?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
If you want to play we'll play you vers Victoria
right after this? You show what am I some sort
of a mentally challenged Aaron? No, not even I didn't
say that.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
It was like, why am I even listening to you?
To begin with?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
You're a virgin who can't drive.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez t win tickets
to see Weezer, Janelle Monet, and a bunch more at
the Bummershoe Music Festival. And let's be today's contestant for
you verus Victoria. Blake, what's up, Blake?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Hey, good morning?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
How are you guys?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Great? How are you?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Blake?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
So far, so good.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
I'm excited and it's good to finally talk to you all.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
It's good to talk to you, Blake. I woke up
this morning hoping I would talk to Blake. Oh now
it's happening. See it just goes to show you believe
it can achieve it.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
That's so true.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Anything mind you, Blake? You're ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 5 (02:07):
I sure, am. I got my coffee in me.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I'm ready to go.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Ooh kind of coffee you got?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
I just got an Americano I made at home. Nothing fancy,
but it does the job.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Island, you can get an Americano when you don't want
cold brew, at least like a restaurant doesn't have cold brew,
They'll usually give you an Americano.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
They're pretty good. Sounds beaking.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yeah, Victoria, she's speaking really quickly, but we're gonna send
her out of the studio so she can do some
jumping jacks or whatever to burn out some of that
extra energy. And here we go. While she's leaving, Blake.
Here's how the game is played. You have thirty seconds
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say pass, and Victoria has to beat you outright
to win.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Okay, sounds good?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
All right, are you ready? Let's do it? Here we go, Blake.
Your time starts now.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Where on the human body are the most sweat glands?
Speaker 5 (02:59):
Aren't it?
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Mean?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Girls?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Katie moves to Illinois from which continent? Who was the
first Disney princess with a tattoo?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Ooh, snow white?
Speaker 4 (03:13):
In risky business? What song did Tom Cruise lip sync
in his underwear? Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh, this
is harder life. What are the three states of matter, liquid, gas, dolid.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
All right, got that. We'll bring Victoria back into the studio.
And while she's getting settled and putting her headphones on
and stuff, here's a question for you, Blake. If your
belly button was an actual button, what would it do
when you pressed it?
Speaker 4 (03:44):
It would fast forward, make time in the bathroom go
by a little quicker.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
That's a good Oh, that's a good answer. Also, I
wish minded that too.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Can it be anywhere or just the bathroom?
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Wow? You know, I was thinking just about through because
I need all the help I can get, but I'll
take anywhere, all right, Victoria? If your belly button was
an actual button, what would it do when you pressed it?
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Yeah? I was just thinking mine would be like ding
like little.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Be kind of fun.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
All right, here we go thirty seconds hands There as
many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
say pass and you have to beat Blake outright to wind?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
What's that?
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Just kidding?
Speaker 5 (04:23):
It would play my Spotify like or something like me
my music. It would play my music.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Okay, okay out of your mouth, uh.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
No, in my head like that way.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
I don't put my headphones on it would just play music.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Okay, it kind of fun, It would be kind of
be nice. I don't have to reach for anything else,
you just pressure the button.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
But then if you were listening to music at the
gym or.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Something, if you're digging in your belly button the whole time,
switching tracks, and that's kind of weird. Anyway, here we go, Blake,
you can tell Victoria when to go. Wow, that's a journey.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Ready, go, Where on the human body are the most
sweat glands?
Speaker 5 (04:58):
Your belly button?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
In? Mean girls, Katie moves to Illinois from which continent? Oh?
Oh uh Africa? Who was the first Disney princess with
the tattoo?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Uh? Oh? Yikes, I don't pass.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
I don't know in risky business, what song did Tom
Cruise lip sync too in his underwear of the Disney
Princes of Tattoos?
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Oh, I have passed. I don't know. No whoa damn?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Not many questions in But let's send it over to
the scoreboard and see how you guys did with our scoreboard.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Our social media producer.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Gabby, Congratulations, Victoria, you got one correct, but so did Blake.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Blake. That means you win.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Congratulations, ty go see you.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
You did it. You stop Victoria's street. Hush darn it.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Also, you got bomber shoot tickets. Congratulations. Let's get the
answer now with Nina.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
The human body's sweatiest blands are on the palms of
the hands and soles of the feet and mean girls.
Katie moves to Illinois from Africa.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Yeah h.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
The first Disney princess with the tattoo was Pocahontas. In
the movie Risky Business, Tom Cruise was lip syncing in
his underwear to old time rock and roll. And the
three states of matter are solid, liquid, and gas.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
I knew that one.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
You didn't get there.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
I'm blaming Jubil this one, as.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Long as it's not me.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Thank you very much for playing.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Appreciate you guys, my entire day, probably my whole week.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Oh sweet, I'll have a go one man. Thank you
very much.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
We play you vers Victoria the same time every single
weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play Victoria, all
I have to do is DMUs at the Jubile Show
or go to the Jubilshow dot com.