Chicken Jockeys, Rock-etologists, and Trivia Chaos

Today’s You vs Victoria is powered by allergy meds, Minecraft mania, and a whole lot of wrong answers with confident energy.

Sierra steps up to take on Victoria in America’s favorite trivia game—and instantly earns a win before the questions even start by wanting to ban the phrase “chicken jockey” from existence (parents of Minecraft-obsessed kids, we see you). The trivia? Unhinged. From "rocketologists" to mistaking Italy for a city, this game has it all. The result? A tie. But Sierra still wins Jesse Murph tickets… and then gives them away to the next caller, just because she wanted to play.

Play along and see if you could have done better—condensation, anyone?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You know what's weird about your quizes, Katie, is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to
like you.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for Jesse.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Murph tickets today, So call us if you want to play. Wait,
we already have our contestant.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Never mind, let's meet today's contestant for you, Verus Victoria.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
My bad Sierra. How are you?

Speaker 4 (00:32):
I'm well great, I'm doing great.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Do you think you can beat Victoria the Ratchet right now?

Speaker 5 (00:41):
Maybe not a rhino, but I think I can beat Victoria.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
Hey, okay, that's a good character for you, Vicky. It's scary, yeah,
and ratchet.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Scary and ratchet. Yeah. Victoria out of the studio and well.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Are scary and ratchet? Victoria is leaving the studio. Here's
how the game is played. You have thirty seconds to
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know
one just say pass and Victoria has to beat you
outright to win.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Okay, okay, all right, are you ready?

Speaker 4 (01:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Here we go, Sierra. Your time starts.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
What is the term for an angle less than ninety degrees.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Up to?

Speaker 4 (01:25):
What is the national animal of Canada? O path? What
do you call a scientist who studies rocks? Which organ
helps regulate blood sugar by producing insulin?

Speaker 5 (01:41):
Paying career?

Speaker 4 (01:42):
What famous city is known for its canals and gondolas?

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Oh, flor What.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Is the process of water vapor cooling and turning back
into liquid cold?

Speaker 5 (01:55):
Uh? Past?

Speaker 2 (01:58):
All right, Victoria back into the studio and Sierra. While
Victoria is getting settled and putting your headphones on and stuff,
here's a question for you. If you could ban one
phrase from humanity, what would it be? If I could
do what ban one phrase from humanity?

Speaker 3 (02:16):
What is chicken jockey? Because my two sons that's all
they say.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
All the time, like, can you use it in a sentence?

Speaker 1 (02:27):
It's from the Minecraft movie and all they just run
around the house going chicken jockey, and it's just really
too much.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Yeah, you're about one chicken jockey away from snapping pretty
much pretty much. All right, here we go.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Victoria's back in studio with their headphones on. Her eyes
are barely open.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Tired, dude, I am already tired.

Speaker 5 (02:52):
But I need to stop taking my Alergimus in the morning.
You you like take at night. It says may cause drowsiness.
You need to change the may on it. You need
to put will cause drowsiness. Don't give me a may
It may may means maybe. And I'm thinking maybe I
won't be drowsy, And then I take it and I'm like,
good word, that's a terrible idea.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
All right, here we go, Victoria, thirty seconds, answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know when, just
pass and you have to beat Sierra outright to win.
I know you're not ready, but are you as ready
as you can be?

Speaker 5 (03:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:21):
I think so?

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Okay, Sierra, you can tell Victoria when to go scared?

Speaker 4 (03:27):
All right? Go? What is the term for an angle
less than ninety degrees?

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Uh? Oh o?

Speaker 4 (03:32):
Cute? What is the national animal of Canada? A dear?
What do you call a scientist who studies rocks?

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Rocketologists?

Speaker 4 (03:41):
Which organ helps regulate blood sugar by producing insulin?

Speaker 5 (03:45):
Theliver?

Speaker 4 (03:47):
What famous city is known for its canals? And gondolas.

Speaker 5 (03:50):
Oh, oh, italy, what is the process in the water
vaporing and turning back into liquid?

Speaker 4 (03:58):
Called you've turned out? And so I moved on as one.

Speaker 5 (04:06):
Wait, I don't know this one.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
I don't know the question. Let's see how you guys
did and send it over to our small bloor b
Brad long.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
She doesn't hear the question that She's like, I know this,
I know this, sweet, I gotta figure out what the
question is.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
All right, Sierra got too correct, wait for it, and
Victoria got two correct time, Siera.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
That means you win, though t I goes to you,
So congratulations, Ah, can peat Victoria, and you get Jesse
Murph tickets for playing as well?

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Can I actually get the tickets away?

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Can you give them?

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Twoever?

Speaker 5 (04:42):
Calls in? Next?

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (04:44):
I just wanted to play eight and eight three four
three one six one eight and eight three four three
one o six one. The next person through, it's the tickets,
Thank you, Sierra. All right, let's do answers now with Nina.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
The term for an angle less than ninety degrees is acute.
The national animal of Canada is a b The scientist
who studies rocks as a geologist The organ that helps
regulate blood sugar by producing insulin is the pancreas. Oh,
famous city, not country, known for its canals and gondolas
is Venice. I got that. And the process of water

(05:17):
vapor cooling and turning back into liquid is called condensation.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Huh.

Speaker 5 (05:24):
I feel like there's evaporation, connensations.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
There's one more, but I can't think of it.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
Sublimation.

Speaker 5 (05:28):
Oh, I hate that one.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
I see. Thank you for playing, Thank you, I have
a good one. Play You vers Victoria the same time
every single weekday morning. Remember if you want to play,
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