Coffee Orders, Home Depot Knees & a Trivia Showdown

From hilarious Starbucks-size confusion to a bizarre “what would you replace your kneecaps with from Home Depot?” debate, this episode of You vs. Victoria on The Jubal Show is full of laugh-out-loud moments. Listener Tammy steps up to take on Victoria in America’s favorite trivia gameWho knows more: the contestant with “spring-loaded knees,” or Victoria with her birdhouse answers? Tune in for the laughs, the trivia, and the surprise winner!

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The ultimate trivia showdown from The Jubal Show! Think you’ve got the brains to take down Victoria? Listeners go head-to-head with her in a battle of wits, testing their knowledge on everything from pop culture to random facts. Will you come out on top, or will Victoria destroy you? Play along, laugh out loud, and see if you have what it takes to claim victory!
 
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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (00:00):
Can I take your order?

Speaker 3 (00:01):
An I get a.

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Tall chip at a large black coffee large black cos
Do you mean a venty No, I mean a large.
He means Aventi. Yeah. The biggest funny that Venti is large.
No Venti is twenty danny. Yeah, large is large. In fact,
cole is large and bronde is Spanish for large.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid
and three languages.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for tickets to see Wheezer, Janelle, one A,
and a bunch of others at bumber Shoot Music Festival.
Calls up right now. If you want to play eight
eight eight three four three one six one eight eight
eight three four three one o six one. You can

(00:46):
also dm us at the Jubil Show or go to
the jubilshow dot com if you think you have what
it takes to beat Victoria.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
I'm not gonna lie, guys.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
I always usually want to win, but I have my
coffee in a cute little glass, and I'm really excited
about it.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
So you're distracted by your glass, is what you're saying,
or that you're already winning.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
I'm already winning there, so it's pretty an easy win
for you today.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
If you call up, we'll play you vers Victoria right
after this, so you will show call me stupid?

Speaker 1 (01:16):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:17):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
I've worn dresses with higher iques.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
But you think you're an intellectual, don't you wait?

Speaker 2 (01:25):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, you Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramire is in a
game of trivia for tickets to see Wheezer, Janelle, Money,
and a bunch of many more. Yeah at Bumber Shoe
Music Festival. And let's meet today's contestant for you verus Victoria. Tammy.
What's up, Tammy? Hey?

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Not a what?

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Just waiting to go to work and I thought, well
I would try to give this a shot.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Hey, where do you work, Tammy?

Speaker 1 (01:52):
I work for Biram Healthcare in Baffle.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Okay, what do you do for the healthcare place?

Speaker 1 (02:00):
It's a call.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Center and we sell medical products like diabetics supplies and
wound care things like that.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Oh cool, all right, sweet well, I'm in the market
for some wound care. What I'm always like to be
on the cutting edge of woundcare? O himself. Yeah, all right,
you're gonna send Victoria out of the studio, and while
she's leaving, Tammy, the game is played like this. You
have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

(02:29):
If you don't know one, just say passed, and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win. Okay, all right,
I'm gonna try to. All right, she is outside, the
door is closed, and Tammy, your time starts. Now.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Which movie is the famous line You're gonna need a
bigger boat from Jaws? What is the average weight of
a full term newborn baby?

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (02:54):
I half pounds? The United States? Spot Alaska? From which country?

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Russia?

Speaker 1 (03:01):
What element is a diamond composed of?

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Um?

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Oh, damn it?

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Ummm yeah? What famous two thousands couple were all dunhim
outfits to a music awards ceremony?

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Pass? All right, God that I'll bring Victoria back into
the studio and tell me while she's getting settled and
putting her headphones on and stuff, here's a question for you.
If you could replace your knee caps with anything from
a home depot aisle. What would you pick?

Speaker 1 (03:35):
I don't know, maybe if they have springs. So when
you have to get you know, like you got to
go down and do something. I don't want to talk
about what you might have to go down and do.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
But if you have to go down on your knees,
you have something to bounce yourself back up, that's cool.
That would be dope.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah, when you cleaning the floors, you know you just
got a book.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
That's a good answer. Yeah, Victoria, if you had to
replace your knee caps with anything from a home deep whisle,
what would you pick? And it can't be spring.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
I'm not Gonnaly. The first nme that came to my
mind was a bird house. That's because I really want
a bird house and I want to paint one.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Hey, two kneecaps. Bird houses would be pretty cool. You
just sit outside all day and birds will come land
on your knees and yeah, friends.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Would never be lonely. I know how fung would that be.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
And then once the birds come to you, then you
get like the cats and the dogs because they want
to play.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
With the birds. So you got a bunch of friends.
Oh my gosh, yeah, your cow would kill all the
birds in your knees. They're all friends.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Here we go thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and you
have to beat Tammy outright to win, and Tammy you
can tell Victoria when to go springs? Ready?

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Which movie is the famous line you're gonna need a
bigger boat from?

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Uh? Uh? Who goes on a boat?

Speaker 3 (04:48):
I don't know?

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Oh my gosh, I.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Don't know who? Who goes on a boat? Nemo? What
is the average weight of a full term newborn baby?
I hated that weight? Ten pounds? The United States? Bot Alaska?
From which country?

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Oh? Russia?

Speaker 1 (05:06):
What element is the diamond composed of? Mother diamond?

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Oh? Crowther diamond?

Speaker 1 (05:12):
This is awkward, say mother diamond? I said, other diamond.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
That's all he said to like, that's wrong, but it's
a really good answer, diamond diamond. All right, let's see
how you guys did. Nina has your score?

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Well, Victoria did get one question CORRECTO. Tammy, please, you
got three?

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Three?

Speaker 1 (05:38):
You crushed it, Timmy, you got three questions correct? How'd
you know all these answers? She got springs? Girls, she
bounces back.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Send some of that womb care stuff this way for Victoria,
got it?

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Bird care? All right, let's get the answers out. You're
gonna need a bigger boat is from the movie Jaws.
The average weight of a full term newborn baby is
about seven to seven and a half pounds the United States,
not Alaska from Russia AO. The element that a diamond
is composed of is carbon. And the famous two thousands

(06:15):
couple that wore all Dune them outfits to the Music Award,
just An Embrady is just An.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Mbradycome do you right, Sammy? Congratulations and thank you for playing.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
We play you vers Victoria the same time every single
weekday morning. Remember if you want to play, all I
have to do is dm us at the Jebel Show
or go to the Jebelshow dot com.