May 19, 2022 • 5 mins
English Evan strikes back again! After leaving the show a week ago, English Evan has picked up Door Dashing, and his last appearance left one member of the show very angry!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jewel Show on demand. Hold on, I have to
call somebody. One second, you have to call somebody. Yep,
you're just such a weird I guess I could have
waited until we weren't on the air to do this. Hey,
it's the Jewels Show. Important. Hang on a second. You'll
know who I'm calling one one moment. Is he pranking somebody?
What the heck is going on? No, it's not a prank.
But you guys will see it's very important, very Alex,
(00:21):
you'ly it's very important. You'll get this right on the air.
As soon as this person picks up. Okay, Alex is
going to know exactly who is this? The better answer,
I'm gonna freaking. I don't know what I'm gonna do. Hey,
who is this? Who's there? It's Jewish English Evan Evans
(00:46):
Jewil Hey English Evan, this is a show called The
Jewels Show. It's me. My name's Jewel, and my name
is Alex and I'm Christian Gray. Snow oh oh oh.
I know why Jewel called Evan. Ye, you're about to
find doubt. It's because I have a bone to pick
with Evan. Yeah. English Evan used to be on the show.
He quit just like a week ago was his last day.
(01:06):
He quit because he just wanted to do something else.
He wasn't really sure that the whole radio thing was
for him. He just came in yesterday to stop by
and say hi, and like, let us know that since
he left, he's been doing DoorDash and he already bought
himself a new house and he ought so and and
we're playing a game today called change my Mind. It
(01:27):
plays like this, Evan has to change my mind that
he did not get me kicked off of DoorDash and
have my account he activated? What changed my mind? The
day after sixty seconds? Hold on, I don't need sixty seconds.
This is justin yo English. Evan seriously came in studio.
(01:50):
He told us he's doordashing now. The next day, I
wake up to order my smoothies and guess who doesn't
have a DoorDash account. What is the actual s I'm
not playing a round door Dash and an Amelia. You
guys did a disservice for your company. Hello. I order
from door Dash at least twice a day. I was
(02:11):
gonna say, you'll be keeping the lights and they have
the audacity to block me. Well, English. Evan, do you
remember saying this when you were in here yesterday, I'm
scared to grab stuff for you from scary for you
to grab my stuff. I've excuse me. I was hungry,
and there was one time that was a clip from
(02:34):
him talking about how you treat the drivers, and then
the next day, Yeah, let's see how I'm gonna treat
him next time I see him. I completely stand by
that statement. Still, I mean, are you going to use
grubpub or something. Yeah, Grandpa, it's only a matter of
time until you get bad from then you don't use.
They're like the spirit you had them. You had them
deactivate my account, Evan. Look, maybe I did, Maybe I didn't. Way, No,
(02:59):
I didn't deserve it. I tip well, Evan, she was
gonna feed her child be a DoorDash this morning and
you got in the way. I was hungry. Can you
imagine finding out a company that you spend that much
money with deactivated your account because of some bogus, freaking
who knows what, because of Evan. Okay, I literally looked
it up on Reddit to see why my account was deactivated.
(03:20):
I was shocked, and it could be a number of
different reasons, but you can get deactivated very easily. With
door Dash. You'd just be rude to one of the
customer service representatives and you'll be banned right away. They
don't care. They give no crabs. So I got honey Badger.
And then there's even and then there's Evan who probably
called up customer care and was like, hey block this
account and they're like, okay, done. I wish I did. Now.
I mean, for you to get banned, there must have
(03:41):
been a lot of process to go through. No, that's
not right. You could get banned very easily. That's incorrect.
Said that you could get banned is that you complained
to many times. But that's not the case. In my case,
I tip, well, I hardly complain, so that with how
much I pay, how much I pay, he has no
idea anybody. How much order and how much I paid
(04:02):
a DoorDash compared to how many times I complained is
like one percent. I'm not playing. The last time that
I complained was on my birthday. And guess what my
DoorDash driver wanted to go pick up my smoothies on
my birthday and guess what, lock key's in the car,
So guess what I didn't get my smoothies and I
was never notified. So what I message into DoorDash I
was like, hey, I didn't get my smoothies. What the hell?
They said, they're on their way for two hours and
(04:24):
it's my birthday. They refunded my order. That was the
last time I complained. You know, that was like a
long time ago. It cannot be that. Tell me the truth,
there's no If you know me at all, you know
that I don't believe in coincidences. Nothing is a coincidence.
If you want your account to be reactivated, it said
(04:44):
go into your local DoorDash office. I didn't know there
was one, and go in there be super super super
super super super nice. And if you're not at all
like that, then they're not going to reactivate your account.
I'm like, I'm not spending any time being that nice
to anybody when you didn't do anything well at the
first place. Well, Evan did ye. I'm also just now
(05:06):
I'm now my mind has blown that there's a local
DoorDash office. I feel like a DoorDash office, like an
actual DoorDash office. If you walk into it looks like
a shady insurance company. Two desks and a phone like Evan,
you're sticking by your story that you didn't get Alex
Bann from DoorDash. No, I didn't get Alex Bann. But okay, well,
(05:26):
if if you switch jobs and all of a sudden
become an Amazon delivery driver and then we get banned
from that, we're gonna have a big problem. Did youbele
show on demand?
The Jewel Show on demand. Hold on, I have to
call somebody. One second, you have to call somebody. Yep,
you're just such a weird I guess I could have
waited until we weren't on the air to do this. Hey,
it's the Jewels Show. Important. Hang on a second. You'll
know who I'm calling one one moment. Is he pranking somebody?
What the heck is going on? No, it's not a prank.
But you guys will see it's very important, very Alex,
(00:21):
you'ly it's very important. You'll get this right on the air.
As soon as this person picks up. Okay, Alex is
going to know exactly who is this? The better answer,
I'm gonna freaking. I don't know what I'm gonna do. Hey,
who is this? Who's there? It's Jewish English Evan Evans
(00:46):
Jewil Hey English Evan, this is a show called The
Jewels Show. It's me. My name's Jewel, and my name
is Alex and I'm Christian Gray. Snow oh oh oh.
I know why Jewel called Evan. Ye, you're about to
find doubt. It's because I have a bone to pick
with Evan. Yeah. English Evan used to be on the show.
He quit just like a week ago was his last day.
(01:06):
He quit because he just wanted to do something else.
He wasn't really sure that the whole radio thing was
for him. He just came in yesterday to stop by
and say hi, and like, let us know that since
he left, he's been doing DoorDash and he already bought
himself a new house and he ought so and and
we're playing a game today called change my Mind. It
(01:27):
plays like this, Evan has to change my mind that
he did not get me kicked off of DoorDash and
have my account he activated? What changed my mind? The
day after sixty seconds? Hold on, I don't need sixty seconds.
This is justin yo English. Evan seriously came in studio.
(01:50):
He told us he's doordashing now. The next day, I
wake up to order my smoothies and guess who doesn't
have a DoorDash account. What is the actual s I'm
not playing a round door Dash and an Amelia. You
guys did a disservice for your company. Hello. I order
from door Dash at least twice a day. I was
(02:11):
gonna say, you'll be keeping the lights and they have
the audacity to block me. Well, English. Evan, do you
remember saying this when you were in here yesterday, I'm
scared to grab stuff for you from scary for you
to grab my stuff. I've excuse me. I was hungry,
and there was one time that was a clip from
(02:34):
him talking about how you treat the drivers, and then
the next day, Yeah, let's see how I'm gonna treat
him next time I see him. I completely stand by
that statement. Still, I mean, are you going to use
grubpub or something. Yeah, Grandpa, it's only a matter of
time until you get bad from then you don't use.
They're like the spirit you had them. You had them
deactivate my account, Evan. Look, maybe I did, Maybe I didn't. Way, No,
(02:59):
I didn't deserve it. I tip well, Evan, she was
gonna feed her child be a DoorDash this morning and
you got in the way. I was hungry. Can you
imagine finding out a company that you spend that much
money with deactivated your account because of some bogus, freaking
who knows what, because of Evan. Okay, I literally looked
it up on Reddit to see why my account was deactivated.
(03:20):
I was shocked, and it could be a number of
different reasons, but you can get deactivated very easily. With
door Dash. You'd just be rude to one of the
customer service representatives and you'll be banned right away. They
don't care. They give no crabs. So I got honey Badger.
And then there's even and then there's Evan who probably
called up customer care and was like, hey block this
account and they're like, okay, done. I wish I did. Now.
I mean, for you to get banned, there must have
(03:41):
been a lot of process to go through. No, that's
not right. You could get banned very easily. That's incorrect.
Said that you could get banned is that you complained
to many times. But that's not the case. In my case,
I tip, well, I hardly complain, so that with how
much I pay, how much I pay, he has no
idea anybody. How much order and how much I paid
(04:02):
a DoorDash compared to how many times I complained is
like one percent. I'm not playing. The last time that
I complained was on my birthday. And guess what my
DoorDash driver wanted to go pick up my smoothies on
my birthday and guess what, lock key's in the car,
So guess what I didn't get my smoothies and I
was never notified. So what I message into DoorDash I
was like, hey, I didn't get my smoothies. What the hell?
They said, they're on their way for two hours and
(04:24):
it's my birthday. They refunded my order. That was the
last time I complained. You know, that was like a
long time ago. It cannot be that. Tell me the truth,
there's no If you know me at all, you know
that I don't believe in coincidences. Nothing is a coincidence.
If you want your account to be reactivated, it said
(04:44):
go into your local DoorDash office. I didn't know there
was one, and go in there be super super super
super super super nice. And if you're not at all
like that, then they're not going to reactivate your account.
I'm like, I'm not spending any time being that nice
to anybody when you didn't do anything well at the
first place. Well, Evan did ye. I'm also just now
(05:06):
I'm now my mind has blown that there's a local
DoorDash office. I feel like a DoorDash office, like an
actual DoorDash office. If you walk into it looks like
a shady insurance company. Two desks and a phone like Evan,
you're sticking by your story that you didn't get Alex
Bann from DoorDash. No, I didn't get Alex Bann. But okay, well,
(05:26):
if if you switch jobs and all of a sudden
become an Amazon delivery driver and then we get banned
from that, we're gonna have a big problem. Did youbele
show on demand?
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