Forehead Tattoos, Savage Insults, and a Trivia Showdown Gone Sideways

It starts with a brutal roast and quickly turns into a no-holds-barred round of You vs. Victoria, the trivia game where confidence can be just as dangerous as being wrong. 😬 From unexpected accents and wildly questionable answers to a forehead-tattoo debate no one asked for, this matchup delivers laughs before the scoreboard even comes out.

Does bold energy beat actual knowledge? Or does Victoria once again prove why challengers should be nervous stepping into the trivia ring? Stick around for the surprising answers, hilarious misses, and post-game chaos that makes this segment a fan favorite.

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The ultimate trivia showdown from The Jubal Show! Think you’ve got the brains to take down Victoria? Listeners go head-to-head with her in a battle of wits, testing their knowledge on everything from pop culture to random facts. Will you come out on top, or will Victoria destroy you? Play along, laugh out loud, and see if you have what it takes to claim victory!
 
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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't call me stupid? All right?

Speaker 2 (00:02):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
I've worn dresses with higher IQs.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
But you think you're an intellectual.

Speaker 4 (00:09):
Don't you wait?

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria. Your
chance to take on Victoria Ramire is in a game
of trivia, and let's be today's contestant for you verus Victoria.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Matthew, What up, Matthew? How are you? Fantastic?

Speaker 4 (00:23):
All you have? Man?

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Great? Are you from across the pond? What I know?
My mom is Oh cool? Road up on you? I
love that. Good for you? Yeah, yeah, very funny.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Just a few little words and us in when I speak.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Did you grow up in America Land or did you
grow up a little bit in Britishville and then you
moved over here when you were young. I'm actually just
one of the raised in the Santa Fe to Mexico. Yeah,
that's the accent I was picking up on totally like
I wasn't.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
I don't know why I said British. You know what
I'm getting?

Speaker 4 (00:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Do you sound just like it came from Santa Fe?
I watched Breaking Bad. They all have the same accent.
All right, you really trying to connect with youth. You're
ready to take on Victoria?

Speaker 4 (01:16):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:17):
You ready to take on Victoria? Yes, well, here we go.
We have some Victoria out of the studio.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
And while she's getting out of here, Matthew, you have
thirty seconds ans there as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, Jesse pass and Victoria has to
beat you outright to win?

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Okay? All right, sounds cool. All right, here we go, man,
your time starts now.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
What breed of dog is the fastest? Which is the
most abundant element in the universe? A woman went A
woman went viral during an on the Streets interview and.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Was coined the Hawktua girl. What is her real name?

Speaker 4 (02:01):
What? Bridgeston actor also starred in the movie Wicked, Sue
or False saltwater has a higher boiling point than pure water.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
All right, got that, And we'll bring Victoria back into
the studio. And while she's getting settled and putting on
her headphones and stuff, here's a question for you, Matthew.
If you had to get a forehead tattoo, what would
it be a forehead tattoo?

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Yeah? Yeah, Im not sure, you have to get a
forehad tattoo. What are you putting on your forehead?

Speaker 4 (02:28):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Probably two cat paws, two cat cat paws, huh, like
above your eyes or just right in the middle of
your forehead, right above my eyes. Yeah, just like like
like they're needing. Are you are you have a headache?
They'll be taking care of my in my headache, right

(02:49):
in my head. I'm gonna assume. Yeah, do you have cats? Yeah,
I'm a cat person. Yeah, yeah, Daddy, I knew it.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
So funny, Victoria, you had to get a forehead tattoo,
what would you get either no regrets but spell it
a little differently and the regrets thank you, or a
crown your.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Forehead so I'm always always a queen all the way
across your floord. Or just be over one eyebrow. You
just kind of tipped over one eyebrow. I know, I
see a crooked one. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
All right, here we go thirty seconds to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know when, just
say passed and you have to beat Matthew outright when
and Matthew you can sell Victoria when.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
To go coop?

Speaker 1 (03:32):
All right, let's do this, Ready, Roria, Ready, I think?

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Alright?

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Three? One? Get what breed of dog is the fastest? Think?
I don't know. We kind of read their dog pug. Wait?

Speaker 4 (03:45):
What what is the most abundant element in the universe?

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Yikes? A diamond.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
A woman went viral during an on the Streets interview
and was coined the hawk to a girl.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
What is her real name? Haley something?

Speaker 4 (03:59):
What? Bridgerton act are also starred in the movie Wicked.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Oh Bailey hot?

Speaker 4 (04:03):
True or false? Saltwater has a higher boiling care than
pure water. How many players does an NFL team have
on their active roster's?

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Awkward?

Speaker 4 (04:12):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Sixty five?

Speaker 3 (04:15):
All right, let's send it over to the scoreboard now
and see how you guys did with our scoreboard.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Our social media producer.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
Gabby Matthew got one correct it and Victoria got three.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Entertainment questions, All right, let's get the answers now with Nina,
greyhounds are the fastest dog breed?

Speaker 4 (04:39):
Hydrogen is the most abundant element in the universe. The
woman that went viral for being the hawk to a
girl is Haley Welch. Jonathan Bailey was in Bridgerton and
the movie Wicked, and it is true. Saltwater has a
higher boiling point than pure water.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Interesting. Matthew, thank you very much for playing. Very welcome man.
Thanks you too. Yeah, have a good one and I
do hope you get that tattoo. I hope you do too.
I forgot. There's fifty I'll instagram it to you.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Guys out.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
And there's fifty three players on thefl There you almost
You got pretty close. Victoria sixty nine.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
Yeah, we play Universe Victoria at the same time every
single weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play, all
you have to do is d m us at the
Jewel Show or go to the Jebelshow dot Comedy