Gabe vs Victoria

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm stupid, you're smart. I was wrong, you were right.
You're the best, I'm the worst. You're very good looking,
I'm not attractive.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
All right, as long as you're willing to admit.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
That, it's almost time for America's favorite game show, You
Versus Victoria, your chance to take on our own Victoria
Ramires in an allegedly fact field game of trivia for
all the trivia glory. Also, if you do want to
know a fact that isn't alleged, Macy's has all the
fashion you'll ever need, and that's why you can win
one hundred dollars gift card to Macy's. Because not only

(00:34):
are they here to hook you up for you versus Victoria,
they're also here to help smother your body in all
the latest fashion. Oh shop in store or at Macy's
dot com and call us right now if you want
to play Victoria eight eight eight three four three one
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oh six one. You can also dm us at the
Jubeil Show or go to the Jubilshow dot com. And
now it's time to get Victoria's mind all ready to

(00:54):
go for the game. Are you ready, Victoria?

Speaker 4 (00:56):
I am, But can I get my music?

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Oh? You want to talk trash today? Yeah? Answer questions? No,
I don't like those. All right?

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Do you want your trash talk music? See what you
got in store today? Here we go, big smile on
her face.

Speaker 5 (01:14):
You're like a toaster with no bread, just standing there
doing nothing. You know what, I'll be ready much to
butter your biscuit. Careful That means yeah, somebody might like that.

Speaker 6 (01:31):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Well, if you want your biscuit buttered, I'll up to
play you Versutia right now, Carrie, we'll play next.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Large black coffee, Large black coffee.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Do you mean a venty?

Speaker 3 (01:43):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:44):
I mean he means event.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Yeah, that's the biggest funny. Venty is large, vent is twenty.

Speaker 6 (01:51):
Large is large.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
In fact, cole is large, and grande is Spanish for large.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's
also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid and
three languages.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for one hundred dollars Macy's gift card and
let's meet today's lovely contestant for you, Verus Victoria.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Gabe, what up, Gabe?

Speaker 5 (02:14):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (02:14):
How are you gys there? Good? How are you doing today?
I'm pretty good, pretty good. Hoping to start.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
You're able to win. I don't know if you heard
Victoria's trash talk a second ago, but she said, whoever
plays her is going to get their biscuit buttered.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Are you ready for your biscuit to be buttered? I
don't know. I mean I like a biscuit, but I
want it.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
All right, We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio
and while she's outside, she's gonna be thinking about buttering
your biscuits.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
My god.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
And the game is played like this. You have thirty
seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you
don't know when, just say pass and Victoria has to
beat you outright to win. Okay, are you ready? M hmm,
Here we go, Gabe. Your time starts now.

Speaker 6 (02:55):
What is the study of earthquakes called? And which country
is Machu Pichu located? What is the largest freshwater lake
in the world by surface area?

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (03:12):
Which planet has the shortest day in our Solar system?

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Hmmm?

Speaker 4 (03:18):
Venus, what is the term for the outermost layer of earth.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Question.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
I got that in.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio and while she's
getting her headphones on and ready to play, Gabe, what's
something you would like to tell the world today?

Speaker 2 (03:32):
I just think about the way you want to live
your life and live it that way. Solid advice, Keep
it simple, man, Just do it. Yeah, we really do.
They're so positive. They really are.

Speaker 6 (03:42):
You know.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
I've worked on other shows and the listeners weren't that way.
Our listeners are to hope. Yeah, they're all lives.

Speaker 6 (03:47):
That's cool because anybody else know. Just Gabe has just
got a very calming tone.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
I like it. What do you do for work, Gabe?
I work in social media for I work for the
Spurs and the soccer team they San Antonio's cool. Sweet.

Speaker 5 (04:02):
I used to always want to be the announcer for
the Spurs basketball team.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
Really, Victori, I did, you'd be a great basketball announcer,
I do.

Speaker 6 (04:09):
I always wanted to do that.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
So I can walk around with the coyote mascot.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Can you give us a sample of what you would
sound like?

Speaker 4 (04:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Hell, everybody who's ready to run?

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Wait, that's it right?

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:19):
I think you just got sued. Yeah, I say that
I want to hearing for buttered biscuits. That's okay. Who's
going a biscuit.

Speaker 6 (04:30):
Story?

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Antonio spurs, but he's about to butter your biscuits?

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Number thirty two, bro, Just take your job, all right?

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Well, Gabe, if you ever need Victoria to help you
guys out, you know where to come, where to turn?
All right, Victoria thirty seconds to answer as many questions
as possible. If you don't know him, just say pass.
And you have to be gay ab out right to
win and gave. You can tell Victoria when to go
If I'm not okay, Gabe, you can tell Victoria when
to go.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Oh go.

Speaker 6 (05:07):
What is the study of earthquakes called? I don't know
in which country is machu picchu?

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Oh oh oh?

Speaker 4 (05:18):
I pass.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
I don't want to get that wrong.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
What is the largest freshwater lake in the world by
surface area?

Speaker 2 (05:23):
I'm scared.

Speaker 6 (05:24):
Which planet has the shortest day in our solar system?

Speaker 4 (05:27):
Seorge day? Uh huh, Well don't don't we all have
twenty four? Uh?

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Uh uh No, that's wrong. I don't know Mars.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
What is the term for the outermost layer of Earth?

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Oh? I know it's one. I know it's one. What
is it? Give me say it?

Speaker 4 (05:41):
Wait, no, I know this one.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
I don't know this one.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
All right, let's send it over to the scoreboard and
see how you guys did with our scoreboard.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Producer Brad Gabe got too correct. Seriously, Gabe, which ones
do you know? And Victoria got zero? Gabe shut out Congress. Victoria, Yeah, amazing, excited, and.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
You got a hundred dollars gift card to Macy's.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Thank you very much for playing. Let's get the answers
now with Nina.

Speaker 6 (06:12):
The study of earthquakes is called seismology. What Manchu Pichu
is in Perbru One. Lake Superior is the largest freshwater
lake in the world by surface area. Jupiter is the
planet that has the shortest day in our Solar system,
and the crust is the term for the outermost layer
of Earth.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Is that a joke? I knew that.

Speaker 6 (06:32):
Yes, He at the core at the Mantle Youse sometimes
has a crusts p pizza biscuits.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
Seriously, all right, game, thanks for playing. Play You use
Victoria the same time every single weekday morning. Remember, if
you want to play Victoria, all you have to do
is d m us at the Jewel Show or go
to the Jebelshow dot com