Is Victoria going to jail?

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What you've just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling,
incoherent response were you even close to anything that could
be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is
now dumber for having listened to it. I award you
no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Amiras and
a drop it like it's hot game of trivia to
see who gets to clean up the mats at Jimmy's
House of jiu Jitsu and Trivia.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Who do jiu jitsu.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
While doing trivia? Yeah the same time. Yes, Also twenty
one Pilot's tickets, So call us right now eight eight
eight three four three one oh six one. You can
also dm us at the Jubil Show or go to
the jubilshow dot com if you want to play Victoria
and Now for a rapid fire pop quiz to see
how quick Victoria's noodle is working today.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
Work.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
It's the word association. First word that comes to mind
when I say prison break, okay, jail me arrested.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Also, I've already enough this last week.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Victoria is nervous because she didn't get her license renewed,
and now she's writing dirty people.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Are like, you got arrested.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
No, not yet, Let's soon. I can't wait to nail
you out. It be so much fun. No Versus Victoria
is coming up next. It's the Jebel Show.

Speaker 5 (01:35):
I'm stupid, you're smart. I was wrong, you were right.
You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good looking.
I'm not attractive.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
All right, as long as you're willing to admit that.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game. You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia to see who gets to clean up the
mats at Jimmy's House of Jiu Jitsu and trivia.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Yummy.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
It was a dirty mats so it's so worth it.
Also twenty one pilot tickets, And let's meet today's contestant, Aaron.
What's up, Aaron? Hi's great? How are you good? Are
you ready to take on Victoria? I'm old ast a
little better. Victoria, do you have anything to say to Aaron?

(02:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
Erin I've cried a lot in that passed youay, so hoping.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Had a time it again. Victoria failed her test to
get her license. Renews she has no license right now.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Uh, technically I do have a license, it's just apparently
not valid.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Victoria out of the studio, Aaron. The game is played
like this. You have thirty seconds to answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say
pass and Victoria has to beat you outright to win. Aaron,
are you ready? I'm ready? Okay, your time starts now.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
Which ocean is the largest the Atlantic Ocean? Who is
known as the father of electricity? Thomas Edison?

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Who is the main character in the Winnie the Pooh
series Winny the Doo.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
What is the capital city of Italy? What is the
chemical symbol for gold?

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (03:28):
A you?

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Which bird is known for its ability to mimic human speech.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Mocking birds.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio while she's getting
settled to Aaron. What's something you would like the world
to know about you today?

Speaker 4 (03:47):
Let's see, I have a few beautiful girls, and I
do define care in nursing home.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
I'm off nice. I love it. That seems like, it's
probably a pretty tense job.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
It's pretty it's pretty intense.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
For sure. The old got old teeth. Who I mean
that respectfully, she's got stuff to do.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
Yeah, she's working, for sure.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Well you're doing good thing for the olds, that's all
I know. Why do we say they're.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Not They're the older, wise and mature.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
All right, Victoria thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass. And you
have to beat Aaron outright to win? Aaron, you want
to tell her when to go.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Go?

Speaker 4 (04:38):
Which ocean is the largest Atlantic? Who is known as
the father of electricity?

Speaker 3 (04:46):
I'm sign?

Speaker 4 (04:47):
Who is the main character in the Winnie the Pooh
series the Boo. What is the capital city of Italy Venice?
What is the chemical symbol for gold? Which bird is
known for its ability to mimic human speech?

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Oh, I don't know. Is it like a parrot? Or
call it two? Don't pick one? Yeah, okay, got that in.
Not really on time, but you got it in. Let's
send it over to the scoreboard and see how you
guys did with our scoreboard. Producer Brad Victoria got too correct,
and so did Aaron. Ooh too, correct, Aaron, you know

(05:30):
what that means?

Speaker 4 (05:31):
You won?

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Congratulations? Yeah, you beat Victoria. You get to clean up
the mats at Jimmy's House of Jiu Jitsu and Trivia.
So if you can find it, just walk in there
with a rag and you're good to go. Also, twenty
one pilot's tickets. Congratulations on that. He yep, let's go
over the answers now with Nina. The Pacific is the

(05:53):
largest ocean. Yeah, Nicola Tussey.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
I think I got that wrong, he did. Nikola Tesla
is the father of electricity. Winnie the Pooh is the
main character in the Winnie the Pooh series.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
So good.

Speaker 4 (06:07):
Rome is the capital city of Italy. Au is the
symbol for gold, and the parrot is known for its
ability to mimic human speech.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
What did I say?

Speaker 4 (06:16):
You said?

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Parrot?

Speaker 5 (06:17):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Got that right?

Speaker 3 (06:18):
I think I knew the Rome one. I had a
paracute once I taught it how to say pretty.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Bird is really cute. I want to get an African
gray parrot so bad. Why they're amazing. They can learn
like ten thousand words and they can use words in
context too, which is crazy. So I would just sit
at home all day and talk to my parents.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
But don't think I never shut up.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Well, they're very loud, but also they're they're super sweet animals,
and they get lonely and they can die of loneliness.
So if their owners are gone too long, they can
literally die of a broken heart. How oh my sad
is that? Wait?

Speaker 3 (06:50):
You're going to bring it to work?

Speaker 2 (06:51):
That means I would have to go everywhere because I'd
be scared of it dying, so I'd have to have
it on my shoulder at all times.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
Does that not make you want to go adopt every
single one of our day animals? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (07:02):
I know, I know. O sweet anyway, Sorry, in that
on a kind of a downer note, Africa great, but
I mean, if you look at it, they're just really nice.
It's beautiful. I think it's beautiful for this too. Aaron,
thank you for playing. We play You versus Victoria at
the same time every single weekday morning. We'll play again tomorrow.
If you want to play Victoria, you can always dm
us at the Jubile Show or go to the Jubilshow

(07:24):
dot com.

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