It's like the Oscars

You know when you see who's got an aisle seat at the Oscars? You know they are going to win. It's foreshadowing. Who had the aisle seat in this trivia battle known as You vs Victoria?

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The ultimate trivia showdown from The Jubal Show! Think you’ve got the brains to take down Victoria? Listeners go head-to-head with her in a battle of wits, testing their knowledge on everything from pop culture to random facts. Will you come out on top, or will Victoria destroy you? Play along, laugh out loud, and see if you have what it takes to claim victory!
 
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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning. Can I take your order?

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Can I get a tall?

Speaker 3 (00:02):
Chi had a large black coffee?

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Large black cock?

Speaker 4 (00:06):
Do you mean a venty? No?

Speaker 5 (00:08):
I mean a large?

Speaker 2 (00:09):
He means Aventi.

Speaker 6 (00:09):
Yeah, the biggest one you've got.

Speaker 4 (00:11):
Venti is large, is twenty large is large?

Speaker 1 (00:16):
In fact, toll is large and grande is Spanish for large.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
It's also the only one that's Italian.

Speaker 6 (00:23):
Congratulations, you're stupid and three languages.

Speaker 5 (00:25):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria,
your chance to take on her own Victoria, Ameras in
a game of trivia.

Speaker 6 (00:35):
What happened? What is going on over there? I just
look over in Victoria.

Speaker 5 (00:39):
It looks like if you had a cold headache, you know,
like a brain freeze. Yeah, did you have a brain freeze?
Is hearing that you have to do trivia? No?

Speaker 2 (00:48):
I drink my coffee and then my nose got all
like I haven't take my allergy medicine yet into my nose,
kind of just like it.

Speaker 5 (00:54):
I don't know, drink your coffee with your nose? I
thought about it, but no, okay, so what is your no?

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Do I don't know like it it feels like when
like it kind of gets like when it gets like
really really cold, you know, it has like a little
burn or something for a second.

Speaker 6 (01:07):
A brain freeze. It's not a brain freeze, it's your nose. Okay,
the brain freeze today.

Speaker 5 (01:13):
Washington State Game Nexploral tickets on the line March twenty
eighth to the thirtieth at the Washington State Fair and
Vince Center if you all calls right now. If you
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think you can beat Victoria.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Uh huh and I'm ready?

Speaker 6 (01:33):
Is your nose ready? No, I'm about to put guys.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
I'm about to run this game so smooth. Even even
Google Maps isn't gonna help you find no win.

Speaker 6 (01:43):
Oh way to win? This is so bad?

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Cat try that again?

Speaker 5 (01:47):
Yeah, sure, let me start that over. If you want
to play Victoria, here's what you're up against.

Speaker 7 (01:51):
I'm about to run this game so smooth.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Even Google Maps isn't gonna help you find no way
to win. So I'll call a cartographer because y'all are
about to get lost on the road to my victory.

Speaker 6 (02:02):
What's a cartographer? The guy who makes maps, person who
draws maps. Seriously, that doesn't help word that we're going
to get lost on the way to your victory meeting.
We're never going to see your victory because we're gonna
get lost in the way. Yikes, you want to get
lost on the way to Victoria's victory? Right now?

Speaker 5 (02:20):
Eight at eight three four three six one. We'll play
you vers Victoria right after this. It's the jubil show.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
Got room for one more If you still want to
go to ask where did you find that some kid
back in town traded the van for it? Straight up,
I can get seventy miles to the gallon on this hog,
you know, Lloyd, Just when I think you couldn't possibly
be any dumber, you go and do something like this.

Speaker 6 (02:50):
And totally redeem yourself.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
Time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.

Speaker 6 (02:56):
Your chance to take on Victoria or Amiria is in
a game.

Speaker 5 (02:59):
Of trivia for tickets to the Washington State Gaming Expo
March twenty eighth to the thirtieth at the Washington State
Fair and Vince Center. And let's meet today's lovely and
talented contestant for you verse, Victoria.

Speaker 6 (03:10):
Kendra. What's up, kendre.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Ah Joe?

Speaker 5 (03:13):
Good?

Speaker 6 (03:14):
How are you great?

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Thank you sound like he's a really sweet voice. So
I'm gonna feel bad when I take it down.

Speaker 6 (03:21):
That was good right now?

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Oh well, I'm sorry, but you know, I think you
know what. I'm gonna give you the best of doubt
that you have the knowledge of Socrates. And do you
know what one of his famous quote was.

Speaker 6 (03:34):
I don't know, but I know who Soccrates is.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
It's like he's pretty pretty smart guy.

Speaker 6 (03:38):
What's the quote?

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Oh, he was a philosopher, but his famous quote was
the only thing I know is I know nothing.

Speaker 6 (03:45):
You really had to pull that one out. How long
did you take you think of that one? Great job, Kendra,
that was awesome. You already have a win.

Speaker 5 (03:52):
I know we're gonna send Victoria out of the studio.
And here's how the game is played. Well, leading thirty
seconds stands. There's many questions as possible if you don't
know and just say pass and Victoria has to beat
you outright to win. Door is closed, and are you ready, Kendra, Yeah,
here we go.

Speaker 6 (04:08):
Your time starts now.

Speaker 7 (04:10):
What's the chemical symbol for the element helium.

Speaker 5 (04:15):
What is the.

Speaker 7 (04:16):
Smallest prime number.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Three.

Speaker 7 (04:20):
What's the name of the highest mountain in Africa, Uh, Calamajaro.
What's the chemical symbol for potassium. What is the most
widely spoken language in the.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
World, Uh, French or Spanish?

Speaker 7 (04:39):
How many players are on the field for one soccer
team during a game.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Thirteen?

Speaker 6 (04:44):
Okay, I got that in.

Speaker 5 (04:45):
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio and while she's
getting settled, Kendra, what's something else interesting that you would
like us to know.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
One of my other favorite quotes I can never get
it exactly right, is that it's like when I grew up,
I gave away childish things like the fear of being
poldish and acting very adult.

Speaker 5 (05:11):
When I say that one more time, why did you
ask her?

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yeah, it's like, uh, it's it goes something like when
I gave When I grew up, I gave away childish
things like the fear of being childish and acting very adults. Okay.

Speaker 5 (05:27):
One of my favorite philosopher quotes is from Aristophanes, and
it's quick past me a beaker of wine. So that
I may say something funny. Yeah, all right, Victoria, are
you ready?

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Started saying I started singing a song when I grow
up I want to be I'm ready.

Speaker 6 (05:45):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (05:45):
Okay, Victoria's not gonna hear a single question because that
song Kinder congratulations. I'm gonna go ahead and say congratulations
on your win early. But anyway, here we go thirty seconds.
Answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one, yep, yeah,
and you have to be you have to beat Kinder outright, ready, Kendrick,
you can tell Victoria when to go.

Speaker 7 (06:06):
What's the chemical symbol for the element helium? What is
the smallest prime number one? What's the name of the
highest mountain in Africa?

Speaker 2 (06:15):
There's mountains and wait, wait what I don't know's we're passing?

Speaker 7 (06:21):
What's the chemical symbol for potassium? What? What is this
biology po What is the most widely spoken language in
the world English? How many players are on the field
for one soccer team during a game?

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Nine?

Speaker 7 (06:32):
What's the name of the bear in the jungle book
who sings the bear necessities?

Speaker 6 (06:37):
Dang it, I know him? Pogi or.

Speaker 5 (06:48):
Now anyway, let's send it over to the scoreboard and
see how you guys did with our scoreboard Producer Brad.

Speaker 6 (06:54):
It's almost like Kendra went to an award show and
got an aisle seat. It's like you kind of knew
what was gonna happen here. Victoria got to correct though. Yeah,
how many did she get? Just two? Really new one.
Congratulations Ty gooes to you. You won.

Speaker 5 (07:10):
You got tickets to the Washington State Gaming Expo. Congratulations.
Who all right, now, let's get the answers from neither.

Speaker 7 (07:18):
The chemical symbol for helium is h eye. The smallest
prime number is two.

Speaker 4 (07:22):
What.

Speaker 7 (07:23):
The name of the highest mountain in Africa is Mount Kilimanjaro.
The chemical symbol for potassium is k. The most widely
spoken language in the world is English. And there are
eleven players on the field for one soccer team during
a game. And the bear is not Puglia, It's it's blue.

Speaker 6 (07:41):
It is eleven. Also, I knew the bear, Kendra, Thank
you for playing.

Speaker 5 (07:47):
Thank you, Congratulations you play you verus Victoria the same
time every single weekday morning. Remember, if you want to
play Victoria, all you have to do is dm us
at the Jubil Show or go to the Jubilshow dot
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