April 19, 2023 • 7 mins
If you listened the other day, Jubal Fresh explained how he accidentally peed in an oxygen chamber while at a wellness center! Now he is calling up the center to appoligize to the worker who has to clean up his mess, and plays him his apology song!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jubile Show on demand.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I asked the question yesterday at this same time, I said,
what is the perfect I'm sorry I peed on your
stuff gift and everybody was like what yeah, And there
was no real solid suggestions except for one of our listeners.
It's the Jebile Show. I should probably explain if somebody
didn't hear yesterday, and it's just joining us why that
(00:25):
was a topic and why I'm talking about it again.
So I go to this wellness place a lot I
do ives. They have an oxygen tank where you go in.
It's a hyperbaric oxygen chamber, so they have to It's
sealed and it's pressurized, so it takes about ten minutes
to get out of it. You're in there for an
hour hour and a half. You can't really get out
(00:46):
to pee, and I have to pee a lot. I'm
just getting visual every time you tell the story. I'm
just jewbile in there, going what.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Do I do?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah? And so I ended up having an accident in
the thing, and this dude named Andy, who works there
was the employee working at the time, had to clean
it up, and I felt bad and so awkward, you know,
and I wanted to say sorry and thank you for
cleaning up my pee. So I asked everybody, what a
(01:16):
good sorry I peed on your stuff gift was. We
got some. We got a lot of stories about people
that have had their stuff peed on.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Yeah. I didn't know that was such a thing. Yeah,
it's a thing.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
One of our listeners gave somebody their couch because they
peed on their couch. Yeah, And I was like, well,
I don't. I'm not gonna give him a couch. Someone said,
you replace it with the thing that you peed on.
I'm not going to pay like ten thousand dollars or
however much it is for one of those oxygen tampers.
So another listener called and said, I had a boyfriend
one time that peed on my stuff and he ended
(01:49):
up making it better by giving me flowers and writing
me a song lilies. Yeah, so I don't. I didn't
get any the lilies, but I did write a song
to the it's employee. What to say, I'm sorry that
I peed in the oxygen tank man, and thank you
for cleaning it up. That was above and beyond, and
(02:11):
I'm gonna say thank you to him, or thank you
for cleaning it up and sorry about that through song,
and I'm about to call him right now.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
I cannot wait.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
It's gonna be so awkward. And then you guys haven't
heard this song?
Speaker 5 (02:25):
No, I'm excited.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Are you excited to hear my sorry I peed apology song?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Because I feel like the soundtrack in your brain anyways,
Like your life is a musical, so it is in moments.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yeah, and this is.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Just an extension of I'm sorry I peed on your
stuff in musical form.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
This is going to be such an awkward phone call.
All right, hold on, let me get ready. I'm gonna
getting just getting myself. I'm more not that I have
to work up with the courage to be awkward.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
But can I ask what kind of song it is?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Like?
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Are we talking like acoustic? Are we talking? Am I
gonna be able to like dance or just like more mellow?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I'll just let you hear Victoria, along with everybody.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Else, she wants to twork time sorry.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I'm sorry, which probably already exists. It's probably the song
that was already out there that people's worked too. But
here we go. I'm gonna call him. I'm gonna call
the place right now. They're open and hopefully he's working.
If he's not working, no, no, no, but here, I'm gonna
dial the number.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
We go, Well, this is Para can help you.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Hey, this is Jebile.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Okay, are you coming in front ivy?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
No? No, not today. I actually was gonna see is
Andy working today?
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Yeah? Here?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I'm not sure. Did you hear what happened with the
oxygen think the other day? Yeah? Okay, yeah, I just
want to talk to Andy real quick if I could.
If that's cool, Yeah, give me a sex yeah, she said.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
Barely.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
They've all heard about it now, I mean the whole
world tis now. Let's be real. Yeah okay, so we're
on hold. How is it going to be for this dude?
When he picks up? And then I play a song
that I made to apologize to him for ping in
the oxygen thing?
Speaker 4 (04:16):
I think it's the least you can do.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
It's taking so long. I wonder if someone else peed
in there. Hey Andy, it's Jewbel.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Oh what's up?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Not much? I know you. I know you're working busy,
but I wanted to call you about the other day. Still,
like I still feel really bad about you cleaning up,
you know.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Ah, dude, that's fine, it's Okay, don't worry about.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
It, just play it.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Okay, let's do it right, Andy. What I really wanted
to say about the whole incident was this, Yeah, there
we go.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
I'm so sorry that I didn't take a place for breathing,
not peeing, and I I made a mistake, and and
the and the I'm sorrowing. So so I made a
reggaeton b to say thank you for cleaning up the
oxygen tank that I feed and in other words, thank
you for cleaning up my tea, thank you for cleaning
(05:18):
up my me, thank you for being kind to me,
and thank you for taking that time to wipe up
my urine. Wipe up my urine, you wipe up my
urn and your ren line for employee you have the month,
because that's a job that is real tough to wipe
up someone's pee, especially if it's not your pee, to
wipe up someone else's peak. And the my bladder this week,
(05:41):
the stomach is strong number one customer serviceman all day long.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
That's Candy.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
So thanke you for wiping up my uren, you wiped.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Up my urn. Yeah, so there you go, Andy, there
you go, amazing song. Say sorry, that's amazing.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
What you mean so weird?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
I mean it's cool, Andy High, I'm sorry I had
to jump in. I'm Jubil's friend partner. What am I friend?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Friend, Yeah, I'm Jeubel's friend Nina on behalf of Jubil.
I just also wanted to apologize because I'm mortified on
behalf of him.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
You're crazy?
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Do you feel better now that he wrote you a song?
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Though?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I mean, like, now, dude, I don't even know if
I can look in the eye now. I made it awkward.
I've never nobody's ever written a song, and let alone
for peing.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
The secondhand embarrassment on both sides are so real right now,
so awkward.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I wonder what his face looked like while he was
sitting there listening to that song.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Shop just like what is now? You got to send
him a copy though, I will.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah, if you want a copy of it, you can
download it too. We'll put it up on the on
our Instagram. At the Juble Show and you can get
that hot new track. Oh yeah, Victoria was dancing it was.
It might not be number one on the charts, but
it is about number one.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Yeah. The Jubile Show on demand
The Jubile Show on demand.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I asked the question yesterday at this same time, I said,
what is the perfect I'm sorry I peed on your
stuff gift and everybody was like what yeah, And there
was no real solid suggestions except for one of our listeners.
It's the Jebile Show. I should probably explain if somebody
didn't hear yesterday, and it's just joining us why that
(00:25):
was a topic and why I'm talking about it again.
So I go to this wellness place a lot I
do ives. They have an oxygen tank where you go in.
It's a hyperbaric oxygen chamber, so they have to It's
sealed and it's pressurized, so it takes about ten minutes
to get out of it. You're in there for an
hour hour and a half. You can't really get out
(00:46):
to pee, and I have to pee a lot. I'm
just getting visual every time you tell the story. I'm
just jewbile in there, going what.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Do I do?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah? And so I ended up having an accident in
the thing, and this dude named Andy, who works there
was the employee working at the time, had to clean
it up, and I felt bad and so awkward, you know,
and I wanted to say sorry and thank you for
cleaning up my pee. So I asked everybody, what a
(01:16):
good sorry I peed on your stuff gift was. We
got some. We got a lot of stories about people
that have had their stuff peed on.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Yeah. I didn't know that was such a thing. Yeah,
it's a thing.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
One of our listeners gave somebody their couch because they
peed on their couch. Yeah, And I was like, well,
I don't. I'm not gonna give him a couch. Someone said,
you replace it with the thing that you peed on.
I'm not going to pay like ten thousand dollars or
however much it is for one of those oxygen tampers.
So another listener called and said, I had a boyfriend
one time that peed on my stuff and he ended
(01:49):
up making it better by giving me flowers and writing
me a song lilies. Yeah, so I don't. I didn't
get any the lilies, but I did write a song
to the it's employee. What to say, I'm sorry that
I peed in the oxygen tank man, and thank you
for cleaning it up. That was above and beyond, and
(02:11):
I'm gonna say thank you to him, or thank you
for cleaning it up and sorry about that through song,
and I'm about to call him right now.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
I cannot wait.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
It's gonna be so awkward. And then you guys haven't
heard this song?
Speaker 5 (02:25):
No, I'm excited.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Are you excited to hear my sorry I peed apology song?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Because I feel like the soundtrack in your brain anyways,
Like your life is a musical, so it is in moments.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yeah, and this is.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Just an extension of I'm sorry I peed on your
stuff in musical form.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
This is going to be such an awkward phone call.
All right, hold on, let me get ready. I'm gonna
getting just getting myself. I'm more not that I have
to work up with the courage to be awkward.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
But can I ask what kind of song it is?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Like?
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Are we talking like acoustic? Are we talking? Am I
gonna be able to like dance or just like more mellow?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I'll just let you hear Victoria, along with everybody.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Else, she wants to twork time sorry.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I'm sorry, which probably already exists. It's probably the song
that was already out there that people's worked too. But
here we go. I'm gonna call him. I'm gonna call
the place right now. They're open and hopefully he's working.
If he's not working, no, no, no, but here, I'm gonna
dial the number.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
We go, Well, this is Para can help you.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Hey, this is Jebile.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Okay, are you coming in front ivy?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
No? No, not today. I actually was gonna see is
Andy working today?
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Yeah? Here?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I'm not sure. Did you hear what happened with the
oxygen think the other day? Yeah? Okay, yeah, I just
want to talk to Andy real quick if I could.
If that's cool, Yeah, give me a sex yeah, she said.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
Barely.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
They've all heard about it now, I mean the whole
world tis now. Let's be real. Yeah okay, so we're
on hold. How is it going to be for this dude?
When he picks up? And then I play a song
that I made to apologize to him for ping in
the oxygen thing?
Speaker 4 (04:16):
I think it's the least you can do.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
It's taking so long. I wonder if someone else peed
in there. Hey Andy, it's Jewbel.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Oh what's up?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Not much? I know you. I know you're working busy,
but I wanted to call you about the other day. Still,
like I still feel really bad about you cleaning up,
you know.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Ah, dude, that's fine, it's Okay, don't worry about.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
It, just play it.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Okay, let's do it right, Andy. What I really wanted
to say about the whole incident was this, Yeah, there
we go.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
I'm so sorry that I didn't take a place for breathing,
not peeing, and I I made a mistake, and and
the and the I'm sorrowing. So so I made a
reggaeton b to say thank you for cleaning up the
oxygen tank that I feed and in other words, thank
you for cleaning up my tea, thank you for cleaning
(05:18):
up my me, thank you for being kind to me,
and thank you for taking that time to wipe up
my urine. Wipe up my urine, you wipe up my
urn and your ren line for employee you have the month,
because that's a job that is real tough to wipe
up someone's pee, especially if it's not your pee, to
wipe up someone else's peak. And the my bladder this week,
(05:41):
the stomach is strong number one customer serviceman all day long.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
That's Candy.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
So thanke you for wiping up my uren, you wiped.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Up my urn. Yeah, so there you go, Andy, there
you go, amazing song. Say sorry, that's amazing.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
What you mean so weird?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
I mean it's cool, Andy High, I'm sorry I had
to jump in. I'm Jubil's friend partner. What am I friend?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Friend, Yeah, I'm Jeubel's friend Nina on behalf of Jubil.
I just also wanted to apologize because I'm mortified on
behalf of him.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
You're crazy?
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Do you feel better now that he wrote you a song?
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Though?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I mean, like, now, dude, I don't even know if
I can look in the eye now. I made it awkward.
I've never nobody's ever written a song, and let alone
for peing.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
The secondhand embarrassment on both sides are so real right now,
so awkward.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I wonder what his face looked like while he was
sitting there listening to that song.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Shop just like what is now? You got to send
him a copy though, I will.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah, if you want a copy of it, you can
download it too. We'll put it up on the on
our Instagram. At the Juble Show and you can get
that hot new track. Oh yeah, Victoria was dancing it was.
It might not be number one on the charts, but
it is about number one.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Yeah. The Jubile Show on demand
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