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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You know what's weird about your quizes, Katie, is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to like.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria your
chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of
trivia for Lil Wayne tickets today. And let's meet our
contestant for today's U versus Victoria.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Julia. What's up, Julia?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
How are you?
Speaker 4 (00:29):
I'm good.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I'm pretty nervous to be on the show, though, yayyay, welcome.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
It bad that I feel better that you're nervous, because
then I could possibly wouldn't better.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
At all. Your sexy talk was not very sexy, Victoria.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Do you have any sexy talk?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Julia, help her out? Can we do an ah check?
Speaker 4 (00:50):
First?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Hold?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Are you Julia?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Sorry? Oh? All right, here we go. Are you ready, Julia?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Okay, We're going.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
To send Victoria out of the studio and you have
thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
If you don't know one. Just say pass, and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win. Okay, okay, all right,
here we go. Your time starts. Now.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
What is the process of a liquid turning into a
gas called evaporation? Who is the author of the hobbit
which US state shares its name with a river and
a Native American tribe?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Skip?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
What's the smallest unit of life that can replicate independently?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Selves?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
I don't know what mythical creature is typically depicted as
breathing fire and flying.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
All right, Victoria back into the studio.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
And while Victoria is getting settled and putting on her
headphones and stuff, here's a question for you, Julia. What's
the most respectful way to challenge someone to a dance
battle in a library?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
You walk up to them and you do a backflip.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Nice, okay, and stare right yep.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
You are in a library, so you want to be quiet,
So that's a good way to do it.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
All right, good answer? All right? Victoria? Are you ready?
That'd be so cool? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know when essay passed, and you have to
beat Julia outright to Wain and Julia, you can tell
Victoria when to go, okay.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Go.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
What is the process of a liquid turning into a
gas called m.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
I thought?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Who is the author of the hobbit?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
I don't know past which US state shares its name
with a river and a Native American tribe Colorado. What's
the smallest unit of life that can replicate independently?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Wait, what's the smallest cel? What mythical creature is typically
depicted as breathing fire and flying?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Oh, a griffin? What shape has five sides?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Uh? Heck's great, that's six you're thinking, you're you're saying it.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Is your time is hot. I don't know. Okay, all right,
I don't know that one. You do, send it over
to the scoreboard. See how you guys did with our
scoreboard producer Brad. Victoria did get one correct and Julia
got two correct. Congratulations. You'd be Victoria.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
You were nervous, but you still battled through it and
you got little Wain tickets.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
All right, let's get the answers now. I mean, oh,
thank you, yay, thank you keep doing that.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Yeah, stop the process of a liquid turning into a
gas is called evaporation. Dude, I know that. Oh my god.
The author of the Hobbit is J. R. R. Tolkien
Tolkien Tolkien Tolkien. The US state that shares its name
with a river and a Native American tribe is Mississippi.
The smallest unit of life I could replicate independently. You
(04:28):
both got right was a cell. The mythical creature that's
typically depicted as breathing fire and flying is a dragon
and a griffin. Are you kidding me? The shape that
has five sides is a pentagon.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Thank you for playing you Verus Victoria the same time
every single weekday morning. Remember if you want to play Victoria,
just dm us at the Jubil Show or go to
the Jubilshow dot com.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
I'm I could have got three of those.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
I knew three of those.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Well you didn't, though, Well.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
I did the first one I knew. I just my
head wasn't working and I was thinking of something else.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
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Speaker 3 (05:24):
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