Kelsie VS. Victoria

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Can I take your order? Am I gonna this tall?
Try at a large black coffee? Large black coffe? Do
you mean a venty?

Speaker 1 (00:08):
No?

Speaker 2 (00:08):
I mean a large? He means Aventi. Yeah, the biggest
one you've got.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Venti is large, vent is twenty danny large is large.
In fact, cole is large and grande is Spanish for large.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's
also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid and
three languages.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus
Victoria your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez
Ina and who goes a dynamite game with trivia for
a chance to win a personalized license plate that says
I d O t r V three A what I
do Trivia also the Sabrina Carpenter take it too.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Let's call us right.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Now eight eight eight three four three six eight eight
eight three four three one o six one. You can
also dm us at the Jubil Show or go to
the jubilshow dot com if you want to play. And
now to warm up Victoria's brain. Okay, are you driving
to sell on the license plate?

Speaker 1 (01:05):
She freaked out when you said Sabrina Carpenter ticket. That's
pretty much when her brain explodes, well, because did she
like we're she wants them? But you can't win right now? Focus,
I can't win ever, Well, you know, Brad, never say never.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
More about Victoria's brain with some quick word association. Okay, yeah,
the first word that comes to mind when I say
question mark my brain exclamation point?

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Also my brain period?

Speaker 2 (01:32):
How I feel right now? Victoria is coming up right
after that? You will show.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Got room for one more if you still want to
go to Aspen?

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Where did you find that some kid back in town
traded the van for it?

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Straight up?

Speaker 1 (01:53):
I can get seventy miles to the gallon on this hog,
you know, Lloyd.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber,
you go and do something like this.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
And totally redeem yourself.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for a chance to win a personalized license
plate that says I d O t r V three
A yeah, and Sabrina Carpenter tickets, And let's meet Today's
contestant for you versus Victoria Kelsey.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
What's up? Kelsey?

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Hey, guys, how are you excited?

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yeah, I'm kind of nervous, never imagined i'd get through,
but super excited.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
We love to hear that I was exciting.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
I don't know if you should be too nervous today. Okay,
Victoria is a little off today.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Yeah, that's not Sabrina Carpenter. I had the same reaction
as Victoria's.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Though, okay, cool.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
It wasn't just me.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Like wait what all right?

Speaker 3 (02:58):
We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio and while
she's leaving, Kelsey.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
The game is played like this.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass, and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Okay, gotcha? Are you ready? Yep? Here we go, Kelsey.
Your time starts now.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Which house was Harry Potter almost sorted into glithering? What
sport does Cristiano Ronaldo play.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Soccer?

Speaker 1 (03:31):
How many points is a touchdown worth four? How many
feet are in a mile?

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Half?

Speaker 1 (03:41):
What is the name of Han Solo's ship?

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Half?

Speaker 2 (03:51):
All right? Time is up?

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Will bring Victoria back into the studio while she's getting settled. Kelsey,
what's something you would like the world to know today.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
I'm a bud tender in Tacoma and I love my job. Name, Like,
whoever came up with bud tender is so genius?

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Yeah, it does seem like a nice job. It's fun.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
You get to help people have a good time, and
you get to help people with various medical problems.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
To festival world, very knowledgeable to what's your favorite thing
right now?

Speaker 2 (04:23):
What's the name of it.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
I've been smoking on a lot of Rosin method Rosin.
Lemon Maraschino is really nice.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
They they do have great names.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
That makes me thirsty, actually, Lemon Marachino.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Oh all right, Victoria, are you ready?

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Okay, So here we go thirty seconds. Answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say
passed and you have to beat Kelsey outright to win,
and Kelsey you can tell Victoria when to go.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Let's go. Which house was Harry Potter almost sorted into?

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (05:06):
I don't have time to think.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
How fuff?

Speaker 1 (05:09):
What sport does Christiano Ronaldo play? Talker? How many points
is a touchdown worth six? How many feet are in
a mile. Uh three, that's a yard.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Two thousand what is the name? What is the name
of Hans Solo's ship? The Han Solo ship?

Speaker 3 (05:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
You are out of time.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
Let's sit it on over to the scoreboard and see
how you guys did with our scoreboard Producer Brad.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Victoria didn't get too correct, but so did Kelsey and
Kelsey you know what that means.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Congratulations, you did it.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Victoria has to be here outright to win. You beat
Victoria today, you are officially the winner versus Remember though
I didn't remember the answer the last question.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah, the solo ship one?

Speaker 2 (06:04):
What was the last question.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
That you got?

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Never watched Wars Millennium Falcon plus another point?

Speaker 1 (06:10):
All right, right, ship Millennium Falcon, Han Solo.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
You should one more kind of ship name that we
can paint on side.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
There are rules.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Let's go over the answers now with Nina.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Harry Potter was almost sorted into Slytherin.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Dang it.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Christiano Ronaldo does play soccer. There are six points in
a touchdown, and there are also five thousand, two hundred
and eighty feet in a mile. Millennium Falcon is Han
solo ship bro who learns the mile thing like at
five thousand.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yikes, Victory, What would you name the millennium falcon?

Speaker 1 (06:47):
I would that sounds like? Oh well that is the
name of it that you didn't like. Yeah, I don't know, Milaie,
what is.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
It millennium falcon?

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Just name the falcon, make it really cool and you
can paint it too on side of the falcon.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
There we go. Star Wars fans, sorry, are gonna be
so bad.