Lisa Takes Down Trivia with Playgrounds and Phobos

Today’s You vs Victoria showdown features Lisa, the owner of a massive indoor kids’ playground in Vancouver, who brings high energy (and maybe air cannons) to the trivia battlefield. Armed with answers and a sense of humor, Lisa takes on Victoria in a game of rapid-fire trivia with questions about fruits, planets, presidents, and painters.

While both contestants only notch one correct answer, Lisa wins by default—and secures Jesse Murph tickets! Plus, we find out what fruit is a “Lady Finger,” which planet has the moons Phobos and Deimos, and that Victoria may still think Lincoln is on the $20 bill.

Play along, learn a few facts, and maybe reconsider Winnie the Pooh as a roommate.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
What you've just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in
your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything
that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this
room is now dumber for having listened to it. I
award you no points, and may God have mercy on

(00:21):
your soul.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for Jesse Murph tickets today, and let's meet
our contestant for you verus Victoria, Lisa.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
What's up, Lisa? How are you?

Speaker 4 (00:36):
Hey? Everybody, I'm a little bit nervous, but I'm ready
to win these tickets.

Speaker 5 (00:40):
Are nervous because I'm a fierce competitor.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
I am nervous, but I own a huge children's indoor
playground in Vancouver's I think I could take on one person's.

Speaker 6 (00:53):
Like so much. I want to go.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
You want to go to the shout out?

Speaker 4 (00:59):
Shout out to is the castle?

Speaker 1 (01:00):
No plug?

Speaker 4 (01:01):
Just a big shout out?

Speaker 3 (01:03):
That's cool, a big deal. Victoria wants to attend.

Speaker 5 (01:06):
That sounds fun.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
You know what we can do an after hours type
thing where everybody can come. We can turn up the
air cannons. You know, you guys all get black eyes.
It'd be great.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
That does sound fun, definitely, and I'm not.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Even kidding, Actually, I'm not even kidding.

Speaker 6 (01:23):
Also, during go like this, go you.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio and Lisa,
the game is played like this. You have thirty seconds
to answer as many questions as possible.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
If you don't know one.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Just say pass and Victoria has to beat you outright
to win. Okay, oh man, okay, all right, she is outside.
The door is closed, and Lisa, your time starts now.

Speaker 7 (01:48):
Which fruit has varieties called Cavendish red and Lady finger.

Speaker 6 (01:54):
Strawberry?

Speaker 7 (01:55):
What US state is known as the Land of Lincoln, Nebraska?
What do you call the colored part of the eye?

Speaker 4 (02:05):
The iris?

Speaker 7 (02:07):
Who painted American Gothic? The famous portrait of a farmer
and his daughter Pa. What planet has moons named Phobos?
And Damo's what.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Like over Victoria back in the studio.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
While Victoria is getting settled, here's a question for you, Lisa,
what fictional character do you think would be the worst
roommate ever, Oh, I.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
Have no idea. You guys have put me on the spot.
No idea. I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
My first thought was Winnie the Pooh.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
Tiger or yeah, be jumping around. I've been like, hey man,
hey man, hey man, I mean like I feel like
I do that normally.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
So it's like, yeah, but have you seen winning the
Poo's place? Like he's never going to do the dishes? Oh, yeah,
that's true.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
One po Yeah, sitting on the couch eating honey with
no pants on.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Hey man, some people I don't want to come home
to that.

Speaker 6 (03:08):
It's a good snuggle, good snuggle.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
All right, Here we go, Victoria thirty seconds. ANSWER's many
questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say
pass and you have to beat Lisa. I'll wright to win.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Are you ready? Yes? Okay, Lisa, you can tell Victoria
wind to go. All right?

Speaker 7 (03:28):
Which fruit has varieties called Cavendish red and Lady finger?

Speaker 6 (03:32):
What apples?

Speaker 7 (03:35):
What US state is known as the Land of Lincoln, Washington?
What do you call the colored part of the eye?

Speaker 5 (03:41):
I ball wait I I wris eyeball Iris, who painted
American Gothic the famous portrait of a farmer and his
daughter oh, bango, what planet has moons named phobos and damos?

Speaker 6 (03:57):
What?

Speaker 7 (03:58):
Wait?

Speaker 6 (03:58):
What was the question?

Speaker 5 (03:59):
What cham moo?

Speaker 4 (04:00):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (04:00):
What what shim? Which chammo?

Speaker 6 (04:05):
That's a great question. Actually the creature Dumbo and something else.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
That's not which.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Shamo was it?

Speaker 3 (04:14):
I don't know how many shamoos would have been. All right,
let's send it over to the scoreboard and see which
one of your shamoos won. Victoria got one correct and
Lisa got one correct. Lisa, congratulations, that's a win because
Victoria has to meet you, all right to win. So
you got Jesse Murph tickets.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Oh awesome, yay, Oh thank you.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Yeah, we'll definitely take you up on that. All right,
let's get the answer now with Nina.

Speaker 7 (04:46):
The fruit variety that has well, the fruit varieties called
Cavendish red and Lady finger are bananas?

Speaker 6 (04:51):
What the US state known as lady finger bananas? Why
are they calling it a red banana? Is that a thing?

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Probably?

Speaker 6 (04:59):
Read?

Speaker 2 (05:00):
And I've never seen like the I think they're like
little or they're like the tinier bananas.

Speaker 6 (05:05):
Tiny. I'm gonna look up the bananas after are red?

Speaker 3 (05:10):
Are they tiny?

Speaker 7 (05:11):
No? They're normal, Normally they're just red. The US state
known as the Land of Lincoln is Illinois. The colored you'right, yeah,
it says it on all the license plates when you drive, obviously.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
Is famously from Illinois.

Speaker 6 (05:27):
How wise was that he's a president? I didn't know
one fact about that. Man said he wore a top
hat and he was a president. That's the only thing
you know about him.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
What do I need to know?

Speaker 6 (05:37):
He's on twenty dollars bill, isn't he?

Speaker 3 (05:39):
That's about it. I don't think he is. Actually, Oh,
that's not twenty from a five dollars bill?

Speaker 4 (05:43):
Dang it?

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Wells is Thatfferson Jackson? Jackson?

Speaker 7 (05:47):
I was close?

Speaker 6 (05:47):
Yeah, anyways, Jackson.

Speaker 7 (05:49):
Well, the name of the colored part of your eye
is Irish. The painter of American Gothic is Grant Wood.
And the planet that has moons named Phobos and Demos
is Mars.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Shamo, no, no, shamoo. I don't want to stand the question, Lisa.

Speaker 6 (06:04):
Planet has moons named Phobos and Demos is his little friend?

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Oh, you need to say a little slower.

Speaker 5 (06:10):
That was my fault.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
You were still.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
That is not my fault, Lisa, Thank you for playing? Yeah,
who play you for Victoria? The same time? Every single
weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play, all you
have to do is d m us at the Jebel
Show or go to the jubilshow dot com