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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm stupid, you're smart.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I was wrong, you were right. You're the best, I'm
the worst. You're very good looking, I'm not attractive. All right,
as long as you're willing to admit.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
That, it's almost signed for America's favorite trivia game, you
versus Victoria. And today's a big one because it's the
one thousand dollars Macy's Holiday Battle Royale. Yeah, and I'm
not pulling your tenseil. Whoa what? This is an intense
tournament where in order to win one thousand dollars you
(00:35):
have to go oh the way, and today is the
day that somebody will win that thousand dollars gift card
to Macy's. If you weren't here for yesterday's competition, Lisa
called up and beat Scott, and that means that Lisa
is here today. And if you think you can beat Lisa,
you'll be the one to stop her on her quest
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to get that thousand dollars gift card to Macy's. So
call right now eight eight eight three four three one
o six one eight eight eight three four three one
O six one. You can also d m us at
the Jubil Show or go to the jubilshow dot com.
If you think you have what it takes to beat
Lisa and get that gift card. Yeah, and check out
the Macy's Gift Guide. If you haven't, just go to
Macy's dot com. They literally have everything you'll ever need
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for the holidays.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Would you like to know something you can get for
one thousand dollars?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Sure? Because you're right, okay, staring nice.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
I know there's so many this you can get all
of these things and still not have spent your thousand
dollars gift card.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Okay, full blown karaoke set.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
I'm talking four microphones, two speakers, whole karaoke system.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Well, that's cool, a.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Switch, a projector for your karaoke lyrics obviously hello. And
then you could also get two VR headsets and a
principle you can print your photos like from a little
Kodak printer thing.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Oh that's a good haul. I still haven't spent the
thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
The karaoke set with the projector wild be perfect for you, Brad.
Just give me some espresso Martinez or espresso makers on there.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Just give him someday.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
All right, we'll play You versus Victoria next and we'll
see who will be the winner of that thousand dollars
Macy's gift card next.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
What you just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in
your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything
that could be considered.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
A rational thought.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened
to it. I award you no points, and may God
have mercy on your soul's.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Time for America's favorite trivia game, you versus Victoria, and
today is the day where somebody will go all the
way because it's the one thousand dollars Macy's Holiday Battle
Royale Intense Tournament. We're in order to win a thousand
dollars gift card to Macy's, you have to be the
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last player standing. And Lisa is on the phone right now.
Lisa took down Scott, Yeah, and then took down Karen
tem Me.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
No, Lisa just came and swooped Scott. Scott had won
right Scott one times? Yeah, she sniped them.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
This has been such a grueling competition that sometimes you
can track it's intent. Scott one off you and then
Lisa came in This minute boom can get out of here, Scott.
And now Lisa is on the phone to see if
she has what it takes to go oh the way
and win that thousand dollars Macy's gift card. Lisa, what's up? Hi?
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I'm great. Are you ready to see if you can
do it?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I am so ready?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Well, Lisa, I've got news for you. Margie is here.
Margie is saying, not in my house, Margie. Do you
think you have what it takes to stop Lisa from
winning that thousand dollars gift card? Because if you beat Lisa,
you get it. I mean I will, but it's not
you know. It's okay. That is the intense competition that
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we want. We're gonna put you on hold. Okay, okay,
all right, Lisa.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Margie is now on hold, and here we go thirty
seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you
don't know one, just say pass and you have to
beat Margie outright to win? Ready, Lisa, Ready, all right?
Here we go. Your time starts now.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
What popular Christmas beverage is also known as milk punch?
And what is the name of the reindeer that guide
Sanna Sleigh brutal. In Which country did the tradition of
the Easter bunny originate?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Germany? What are you playing this game to win.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
One thousand dollars makes you get card?
Speaker 6 (04:31):
What is the name of the holiday that celebrates the
beginning of a new year?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Nears? Nears?
Speaker 6 (04:40):
Which holiday celebrates the harvest and blessings of the year
typically observed by Okay?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Got that in? Okay, we'll bring Margie back on the
phone and Lisa while we wait for her to get
off a hold. What's something you would like to tell
the world today That my husband is my best friend?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Oh that's cute.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
A Hallmark movie and you're still married. You can't trust
these friends, That's what I'm saying, you know, all right?
Speaker 6 (05:08):
Turn it around, Margie, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Do you have a husband? I do? Is he your
best friend?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
He's my best friend, He's the love of my life,
He's my everything. Okay, that's all that is cute? Why
can't I find someone like that?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Well, it's your turn, Margie to see if you can
beat Lisa and take away that opportunity for that thousand
dollars Macy's gift card and get it all for yourself
and your best friend. Love of your life, husband, I
bet you called that. Okay, I'm gonna put Lisa on
hold and Margie. Here we go thirty seconds. Answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know when, just
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say pass and Lisa has to beat you outright to
win Victoria. You want to tell Margie when to go? Yes, Okay,
go for it. Go.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
What popular Christmas beverage is also known as milk punt?
What is the name of the reindeer that guide Santa Sleigh?
In Which country did the tradition of the Easter bunny originate? England?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
What are you playing this game to win.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
One thousand dollars?
Speaker 6 (06:17):
What is the name of the holiday that celebrates the
beginning of a new year?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
New Years? They are New Years?
Speaker 6 (06:24):
Which holiday celebrates the harvest and blessings of the year,
typically observed by Native American communities.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Okay, you got the same number of questions in and
now it's time for the moment of truth. Which one
of you, Lisa or Marjorie will be walking away with
a thousand dollars gift card to Macy's. In the one
thousand dollars Macy's Holiday Battle, Royale producer Brads got the
score I do.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Margie got four correct, which is strange, but it did
not match Lisa's six.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Whoa, Lisa, you did it?
Speaker 6 (06:55):
Yeah, You're best President would be so brown.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
And Margie, you get one hundred dollars just for competing
in the most grueling trivia competition you've ever seen or
heard of in your life. So you guys both are playing.
Let's get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 6 (07:17):
The popular Christmas beverage known as milk punch is eggnog.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Who calls it milk punch? That's disgusting. I want to
someone's like, would you like some milk punch? I would
probably slap them the walkout.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Rudolph is the reindeer, the guide Santa Sleigh. Germany is
the country of the Easter Bunnies origination.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
I don't even know if that's worried right now.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
New Year's Day is the holiday that we celebrate as
the beginning of a new year. You are playing this
game to win a thousand dollars gift card to Macy's.
And Thanksgiving is the holiday that celebrates harvest and blessings
and all of that good stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
So here we are, all right, Lisa, Congratulations, thank you Margie. Also,
congratulations and thank you both for listening and playing and
have a great holiday.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
I'm so excited so much today. Wow, I need a
nap after all that. That was intense. It's a lot
of love the same time every single weekday morning. Remember
if you want to play Victoria, Oh I have to
do is dm us at the Jubil Show or go
to the Jubilshow dot com.