October 12, 2023 • 21 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Everyone is talking about this. One of the biggest events
(00:02):
of the year. The new Taylor swift Eras movie opened
in Los Angeles and it premiered to thousands of fans
at a giant mall.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Yeah, that's how powerful tailor is.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
In twenty twenty three, she can get people to a mall.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
A pressless state to allow sales of medical marijuana at
regular pharmacies will be Georgia of all places drugstore shoppers
and Georgia will be able to buy their fibergummies and
their weak gummies at the very same place. And if
you thought the line at the pharmacy window was slow before,
wait until.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
According to a new report, Apple CEO Tim Cook starts
his day by reading hundreds of customer feedback emails before
going to the gym. Oh wow, sounds like Tim Cook
and I have something in common.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
We both like to lie. This is double show. There's
a list that's going viral of the things that every
man does but never will admit to. I'm about to
go over that. Call us up right now eighty eight
three four three one oh six to one. If you
would like to admit to something that you do? Do
you think you think? Lie? Yeah? Like, Lie, I don't know.
(01:07):
Of course you're not going to admit it. Lie, I'm
just kidding, but I'm not really. Some of the things
on the list of things that every guy does but
doesn't want to admit to is imagine your entire life
with a girl that you just met. You do do that,
don't you?
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Me?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I do it all the time?
Speaker 6 (01:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Really?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Yeah? Why you just met them? It was fun. But
it's cool because we do that all the time.
Speaker 7 (01:30):
So for guys to be able to admit that, they
also spiral out of control and see themselves in a
like beautiful house somewhere.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I feel like a lot of guys. I feel like
a lot of guys do do that. I'll admit it, right, Like,
I've done that quite a bit in my life, where
you meet somebody and you're like, I think this might
be the one. Am I in the notebook right now?
Am I living? Let me look at myself in the
mirror real quick? Am I? Keanu Reeves, No, I'm not, okay,
Probably I'm imagining things. Yeah, you know, until you check
my in with realities. Well, counteries has been a lot
(02:01):
of those type. So we also just wonder if currently
we look like also another thing that guys do that
they might not admit, and I'll admit that openly. I
would love to. We're going over a list that's going
viral of things that every man does, but we'll never
(02:21):
admit to out loud. Morning peace sometimes goes sideways, and
then there's an annoying cleaning up thing to do after.
That's true. Do you take the time to clean up afterwards?
Depends on the day. It depends if you're running later
or not. What do you mean, guy? Is so funny?
I love being a woman sometimes it is. That's why
(02:45):
I sit down most of the time. That's another thing
that most guys want to mind out loud. I sit
down to pee most of the time. Show sits down
to pee. There's along with that ding. You never know
where it's going to go sometimes, especially right in the morning. Okay, well,
I'm glad that you're protis. It's going all over the
place and you're just like, what what are you doing?
(03:06):
Stop it? You don't have the toilet is down there,
not on the ceiling. Another thing that's on the list
of things that every man does but we'll never admit
(03:27):
to out loud. Nose picking is more common than anybody
will admit. Okay, I was just saying this.
Speaker 7 (03:32):
I saw a guy on the freeway this morning, just
picking his nose and in the car. And I always
find it so interesting how many people pick their nose
in the car because we can see you.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I pick my nose all the time. I don't care
I've got boogering. Their needs to come out pick it,
especially in the car. I mean, I know people can
see you, but they're It's not like I'm at the
grocery store where they're standing next to me at line
for a while, like I know our relationship is going
to be a matter of seconds. Right, They're gonna look
in the window and they be like, Wow, that guy's
really digging for gold, and then that's it, and then
they'll be like Nina talking about it to their friends later.
Speaker 7 (04:02):
Because I just think that there are some things that
should be done and be required to be done in privacy,
and picking your nose is one of those things.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Is the car considered private or public?
Speaker 7 (04:12):
I feel like it's public because there's mirror, there's windows.
If you get in trouble for things that you do
in your car, then you can get in trouble for
that type of thing that you do in your car too.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Could you get in trouble if you were doing things
in your home and people could see in there.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
In the window, Which depends what you're doing. Maybe if
it's on purpose for people to see you. Wait, seriously,
I leave my windows open, like my bathroom, you can
see right in, especially at night, right if the lights
are on. I'm not trying to have people see me
get out of the shower, but if they're looking in
my window, then sorry, you just saw my naked body.
(04:47):
I wasn't trying to throw my naked body at you that.
Speaker 7 (04:49):
But I think you're allowed to do that because like
you're waiting for the woman that's walking her dog every
morning under in the window and you're trying to say hi,
you're stretching naked in the window.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
At six o'clock in the morning. That a problem. Yeah,
that's very problematic. Here's another thing that it says every
man does but will never admit to. This one's hilarious
to me because I do this every single time, kicking
ice cubes under the fridge when they fall.
Speaker 7 (05:18):
So annoying, Like, why but you this A lot of
this is new information to me.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Why that I mean, it's why pick it up. It's
gonna it's water, and there's a lot like water that
drips under the fridge anyway, No, because that's just gonna
stay there and she's gonna be a puddle under there.
Have you ever picked up a piece of ice? It's
the most awkward. You're just kick it under the fridge.
So women pick up ice?
Speaker 7 (05:43):
Yeah, yeah, why wouldn't you because sometimes, especially if you
have a wood floor, then the wetness will like mess.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
If it's under the fridge, nobody's seeing it until you
move the fridge. He's gonna move a fridge. What are
your rich goes bad and you want to upgrade? Yeah,
you guys think way too ahead for me. We'll with
that later. Like everything else. You know what else is
fun to pick up a piece of ice If you
drop it and then squeeze it in your fingers and
see how far it'll go across the room. I think
(06:15):
that's a jewbile thing. I don't know you.
Speaker 7 (06:21):
Are you doing it from one side of the room
to the other, and then you don't go check on
where it is because I just goes away.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
No, it's not like dust and.
Speaker 7 (06:28):
Then just like there's a puddle now across the floor,
and then he walks in it later and goes.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Why is it wettier? So another thing that it says
guys do that never, they'll never admit to in public,
sniff our armpits to make sure it doesn't stink. But
then we kind of enjoyed the smell.
Speaker 7 (06:47):
I was about to say women do that too, But
the enjoying the smell part is a little bit of
a plot twist.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
In there, like why buddy get it out sometimes?
Speaker 7 (06:58):
Yeah, but like like, what is it about your own
smell that you enjoy?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
I don't know. Well, I know when I was going
through puberty, I smelled exactly like a Mexi melt what
at Taco Bells? Exactly like it was. It was like
a Mexican pizza thing they had at Taco bell I
don't know if they still have it, but a Mexican pizza. Yeah.
And I used to love Mexi melts and it smelled exactly.
Maybe it was because I ate so many Mexi melts,
(07:23):
but I don't think it will and you were just
setting it out, yeah, So it was more just I
was smelling my armpit constantly when I was going through
puberty in amazement, like, how does this smell exactly like
a Mexi belt? All right, strap in, because it's time
for another round of America's favorite new trivia game show
(07:46):
You Versus Victoria, where you take on our own Victoria
Ramires in a game of trivia to see if you
will be the king or Queen of trivia for the
day and also your chance at pink tickets right now
if you can beat Victoria at a hardcore game of trivia. Oh,
(08:08):
I don't even know what you just said that, Victoria.
I know you are, Victoria. I'm kind of proud of you.
It's gonna be a tough day because apparently Victoria has
learned a new language. She never stops thirsting for knowledge.
That's all Victoria Ramireze, did you learn? I thought that
was English. Let's meet our contestant into the Hayes game
(08:32):
of You versus Victoria. She's the author of the New
York best selling book let It Burn, an expose on
the romance life of usher Brandy. Brandy, how are you?
I can't wait to read your book?
Speaker 5 (08:47):
You said, she I love it.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Let's go be our Come on, Okay, sorry, does it
is your name, Brandy.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
Yeah, unfortunately, you're only I'm the only guy you're ever
gonna meet. Name Brandy.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
That's cool. Okay, I thought maybe it was Randy, but
I said it wrong. Brandy. All right, that's dope. All right, Brandy.
Do you think that you can beat Victoria today?
Speaker 5 (09:11):
We're gonna try. Let's go. Let's go, Victoria. I'm ready
for you.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
You're gonna send Victoria out of the studio. She's taking
her headphones off, heading towards the door, and Brandy, the
game is played like this. You getting warmed up? Love it?
The game is played like this. Get thirty seconds to
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say passed, and you have to beat Victoria all
right to win. Here we go, Brandy, your time starts now.
(09:40):
The study of weather is called what.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
Oh con.
Speaker 7 (09:47):
Which planet is the hottest in the Solar system?
Speaker 5 (09:50):
The Sun?
Speaker 7 (09:51):
Who is often credited with creating the world's first car,
a tree invented Tea, Canada. By area, Which American state
is the largest, California.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Okay, got that in. We'll bring Victoria back into the studio.
She's staring up at the ceiling right now. I don't
know why I got it. Okay, Now she's coming back in, Brandy.
While Victoria walks back to the microphone, it than tell
us something about yourself, Brandy. What would you like the
world to know about you?
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Ah? Well, the world to know about me. I'm fun.
I'm always happy every single morning, and that's what makes
that's what makes me be alive. I love it.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
So you actually live life. I love that, Brandy.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Yeah, I'll do every single day's adventures every day.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Great, he sounds like you, jubil. Yeah, everything is an adventure,
you know, wake up in a new world every day.
Sounds fine.
Speaker 5 (10:59):
Yeah, open you start an adventure, Jubile.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Let's start an adventure together, me and you. Right now, Brandy,
I'm gonna get off the motrophone and just leave the
studio and you and I are gonna go somewhere.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
You got it. I'll take you up.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Okay, But first let's finish the game. Victoria. You've got
your work cut out for you. Okay, because Brandy did
do a good job. Here we go thirty seconds. Answer
as many questions as possible, Victoria Ramirez, your time starts now.
Speaker 7 (11:26):
The study of weather is called what meteorology. Which planet
is the hottest in the Solar system? Venis who is
often credited with creating the world's first car.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Oh, come on board.
Speaker 7 (11:38):
Which country invented tea?
Speaker 6 (11:43):
England?
Speaker 2 (11:44):
By area? Which American state is the largest?
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Texas?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Yeah, Texas? No, Alaska? Is it Alaska or Texas? She
can't tell you yet.
Speaker 6 (11:53):
I just keep going.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
What does spup and sunscreen stand for? Save? Protective?
Speaker 5 (12:04):
Safe?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Protective? All right, got it in. Let's send it on
over to the scoreboard now and see how you guys
did the other scoreboard. Bradmlin all right, Victoria, you got
two correct? Congratulations? It sucks nice so close with that,
Tom Ford answer.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Tom, Brandy the man Candy got zero correct.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Victoria. I'm so sorry, Brandy. Would I finally won one?
Congratulations Victoria. Victoria got her first victory in you versus
Victoria and Brandy. Thank you for playing. You're still gonna
get pink tickets, by the way, just because you're Brandy.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
Thank you, Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
So you still win the pink tickets. But Victoria gets
her first victory today. How does it feel? I'm about you.
Speaker 7 (12:56):
The picture that Bradish wrote winter on, I actually wrote winner,
but whatever, and I wrote it very much smaller than
I write loser.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Why go over the answers for you guys with Nina? Okay,
the study of weather is called meteorology.
Speaker 7 (13:11):
The hottest planet in the Solar System is Venus, way wrong.
Carl Benz is credited for creating the world's first car, China.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Tom Ford is not involved in cars at all. Did
you know that, Victoria? Yeah, I think I did. I
just Afford really got me off guard.
Speaker 7 (13:29):
China invented to Alaska is the largest state. I said
that SPF stands for a sun protection factor.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
I said, not that. You didn't even come close to
saying that protection. You did say Alaska. I did say Alaska.
Brad didn't give me the point. She said Texas Alaska.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
She didn't know what she wanted to say.
Speaker 7 (13:50):
Yeah, but both of them, it doesn't work that way,
both of them.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
The great job, Brandy, Brandy, you're.
Speaker 5 (13:56):
Playing attitude in the way. I'm god. I gave her
first win, that's all but matter.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
See that's a that's a good attitude to have their, Brandy, Brandy,
thank you for very much listening to the show. You
got the pink tickets.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
Thank you so much, and I feel like that was fun.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
It was fun, and I feel like you're just a
super positive dude. There's just a few more seculars thirty
seconds until the phone prank, and I'm killing time right now.
I'll just be honest, I'm killing time until the phone
prank because I don't have enough time to play a
song about twenty seconds now, and so Brandy, I would
just like you to take this opportunity. You got fifteen seconds.
Tell the world anything you wanted to know, Brandy.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
Tell him, Oh my gosh, you got change lived like you.
It's fullest wait up every morning. It's going to be
your last.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
And you got it done in time. Brandy. Thank you
very much.
Speaker 6 (14:47):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
It's time for your phone brank. And then right after
that's what's trending in the ena. It's a jup the show.
I don't know who he this, but that man is
not thinking about you.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
He does not care.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
If he wanted to talk to you, he would test too,
he would hit.
Speaker 8 (14:58):
You up, He will watch a story you and DM
you would do something he hand No, none of that.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
So you get one more day to be delusional. After that,
let it go exact. I don't know who needs to
hear this, but every single week at this time your
chance to tell the world exactly what you think they
should hear. Call us up eight eight eight three four
three one o six one text in four one o
six one. What do you think the world needs to
hear today? Sar Bonnie? Hello? One second? Maybe no, I
(15:30):
don't think it's that I didn't hit the button for
the phone. Oh, sar Bonnie? Is that your name?
Speaker 9 (15:37):
You go by Bonnie?
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Okay, Bonnie, what do you think the world needs to
hear today?
Speaker 9 (15:42):
I don't know who needs to hear this, but phys
a cool compatibility in our relationship is nothing compared to
road trip compatibility.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Agree, I'll get a plane. Okay, so you want to
to go compatibility? You don't care so much about the
road tip like we will. We will just be in the
same destination at some point and we will enjoy each
other physically exactly for you, Bonnie, you need to have
the road trip energy, same road trip energy.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
I do.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
I do.
Speaker 9 (16:11):
It's really important to be like, we need to be
on the same page about music. I can't deal with
people who can't follow directions.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Or do you mean to change?
Speaker 5 (16:21):
Is higher?
Speaker 2 (16:22):
You mean directions like you get somewhere or your directions.
We're both.
Speaker 9 (16:29):
I'm gonna go probably mine calls up eight eight three
four six one text and four one o six one.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
It's I don't know who needs to hear this button?
You know what do you think the world's you here today?
Speaker 7 (16:40):
I don't know who needs to hear this. But the
only pasta worth eating is fresh or straight from Italy.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Otherwise don't do it.
Speaker 7 (16:47):
I didn't realize what good fresh pasta and like straight
from Italy is until last I mean, I knew, but
it had been a while. So last night my friend
just got back from her honeymoon in Italy and they brought.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Back like all this pasta and all.
Speaker 7 (17:02):
This They sure did take it.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
It is it weird? It's weird to sneak pasta out
of a country.
Speaker 7 (17:09):
I don't think it's weird at all. You take pasta
from there, Yeah, there is dried. It's like their fresh pasta,
but dried. But it's basically better than the kinds that
you can do. It just grows on the side of
the street there and you can pick it.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
I learned how to make it when I was there.
It's really great. What's different. I mean, it's just you
make your own little dough, so it's just fresh.
Speaker 7 (17:27):
It just tastes better, you know, like when you're gonna
eat pasta, you want it to feed your soul. You
want to feel like a hug, like something's just feeling good,
and that's when it does. And so I mean, eat
it however you want. But if you want to feel
like that, it's got to be fresh. Okay, so olive
garden then not hating on olive garden at all. Actually
(17:50):
it sounds really good. I really like, Hey, Jay, Hell,
what's up man? What do you think the world needs
here today?
Speaker 5 (18:00):
Hey?
Speaker 8 (18:00):
I don't know who needs to hear this, but having
a kid come into your life baby form in all,
doesn't matter if your adoption or what changes your.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
Life for the better.
Speaker 8 (18:09):
I'm now holding my two months old son, Oscar Cornelius Weatherboard,
and I want to shout out to my wife's Sybil Weatherfords,
for making such a beautiful baby. He has been such
an amazing passion in my life.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Congratulations, what's up, Oscar? Can you hear us?
Speaker 7 (18:26):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (18:26):
He's right here with my arms with us.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Congratulations.
Speaker 6 (18:33):
Yeah, he's smiling and saying hi do you guys.
Speaker 5 (18:43):
The gift of it.
Speaker 8 (18:44):
It really is, especially the hours of like when he
when he first wake up, when he gets the smiles
and the giggles, it's.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
Just the it's the greatest thing.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
That's amazing.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
Jay.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
I'm glad you have that.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Man.
Speaker 5 (18:57):
Oh, I'm glad to be able to share that gift.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
You're so sweet.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Yeah you are, Jay. It's a wild ride, man. Hold on,
it's really fun. It's probably the best experience you ever
had in your entire life.
Speaker 5 (19:08):
Oh, it is the best. I cannot stress it enough.
If you don't have kids.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Get somebody pregnant today from Jane, everybody, go out there
and get somebody pregnant today. I don't know who needs
to hear this, but today is the day to get
pregnant or get somebody pregnant.
Speaker 10 (19:27):
Thank Nina's raising her hand out there like you want
to show baby. Yes we have one one enough?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Yeah, okay, sorry, I don't know who needs to hear this.
Every week at this time, you tell people exactly what
you think they should hear. I don't know who he's
hear this, but Victoria Mrs. Is pregnant. Absolutely not. Don't
start that. I'll get a call later today for my dad.
No I'm not. She's lying. No I'm not.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
She doesn't know who the father is.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
No, no, I'm not.
Speaker 7 (20:05):
And I don't think I'm in a good place right now.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
I think she knows where he is, but it's based
on the train schedule because he just hops on off
the trains. So we're hoping to track him down someday
so that you know, she can get child's apart and stuff.
But it just depends on what he has in his
little bandana that's packed around, that's packed around that station,
carries over her shoulder.
Speaker 7 (20:24):
He just waits for the mating call and then he'll
just pop on that training come right on over to.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
He was last seen at a train station trying to
heat up a boot over a stove that he made
out of the wooden fire, and the boot was melting
because it was a new balance. Nina wants a baby.
Speaker 7 (20:38):
Why don't you play.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Like that because it's less fun. So anyway, what do
you think the world she hear today, Victoria, other than
that the world needs here today. But Victoria is not pregnant.
And why did you get pregnant? Why did you do
the air quotes when you said not I know I
did it. Yeah, you did. We have it on video.
(21:00):
I didn't do the bunny ears.
Speaker 7 (21:02):
Okay, no, it's funny right here, Victoria, to take a
walk outside is what the world needs to hear.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Try those train tracks right now. Try to find the
baby daddy. I know we've been searching every single day.
Hopefully we will find him. Get out of here.
Everyone is talking about this. One of the biggest events
(00:02):
of the year. The new Taylor swift Eras movie opened
in Los Angeles and it premiered to thousands of fans
at a giant mall.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Yeah, that's how powerful tailor is.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
In twenty twenty three, she can get people to a mall.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
A pressless state to allow sales of medical marijuana at
regular pharmacies will be Georgia of all places drugstore shoppers
and Georgia will be able to buy their fibergummies and
their weak gummies at the very same place. And if
you thought the line at the pharmacy window was slow before,
wait until.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
According to a new report, Apple CEO Tim Cook starts
his day by reading hundreds of customer feedback emails before
going to the gym. Oh wow, sounds like Tim Cook
and I have something in common.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
We both like to lie. This is double show. There's
a list that's going viral of the things that every
man does but never will admit to. I'm about to
go over that. Call us up right now eighty eight
three four three one oh six to one. If you
would like to admit to something that you do? Do
you think you think? Lie? Yeah? Like, Lie, I don't know.
(01:07):
Of course you're not going to admit it. Lie, I'm
just kidding, but I'm not really. Some of the things
on the list of things that every guy does but
doesn't want to admit to is imagine your entire life
with a girl that you just met. You do do that,
don't you?
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Me?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I do it all the time?
Speaker 6 (01:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Really?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Yeah? Why you just met them? It was fun. But
it's cool because we do that all the time.
Speaker 7 (01:30):
So for guys to be able to admit that, they
also spiral out of control and see themselves in a
like beautiful house somewhere.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I feel like a lot of guys. I feel like
a lot of guys do do that. I'll admit it, right, Like,
I've done that quite a bit in my life, where
you meet somebody and you're like, I think this might
be the one. Am I in the notebook right now?
Am I living? Let me look at myself in the
mirror real quick? Am I? Keanu Reeves, No, I'm not, okay,
Probably I'm imagining things. Yeah, you know, until you check
my in with realities. Well, counteries has been a lot
(02:01):
of those type. So we also just wonder if currently
we look like also another thing that guys do that
they might not admit, and I'll admit that openly. I
would love to. We're going over a list that's going
viral of things that every man does, but we'll never
(02:21):
admit to out loud. Morning peace sometimes goes sideways, and
then there's an annoying cleaning up thing to do after.
That's true. Do you take the time to clean up afterwards?
Depends on the day. It depends if you're running later
or not. What do you mean, guy? Is so funny?
I love being a woman sometimes it is. That's why
(02:45):
I sit down most of the time. That's another thing
that most guys want to mind out loud. I sit
down to pee most of the time. Show sits down
to pee. There's along with that ding. You never know
where it's going to go sometimes, especially right in the morning. Okay, well,
I'm glad that you're protis. It's going all over the
place and you're just like, what what are you doing?
(03:06):
Stop it? You don't have the toilet is down there,
not on the ceiling. Another thing that's on the list
of things that every man does but we'll never admit
(03:27):
to out loud. Nose picking is more common than anybody
will admit. Okay, I was just saying this.
Speaker 7 (03:32):
I saw a guy on the freeway this morning, just
picking his nose and in the car. And I always
find it so interesting how many people pick their nose
in the car because we can see you.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I pick my nose all the time. I don't care
I've got boogering. Their needs to come out pick it,
especially in the car. I mean, I know people can
see you, but they're It's not like I'm at the
grocery store where they're standing next to me at line
for a while, like I know our relationship is going
to be a matter of seconds. Right, They're gonna look
in the window and they be like, Wow, that guy's
really digging for gold, and then that's it, and then
they'll be like Nina talking about it to their friends later.
Speaker 7 (04:02):
Because I just think that there are some things that
should be done and be required to be done in privacy,
and picking your nose is one of those things.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Is the car considered private or public?
Speaker 7 (04:12):
I feel like it's public because there's mirror, there's windows.
If you get in trouble for things that you do
in your car, then you can get in trouble for
that type of thing that you do in your car too.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Could you get in trouble if you were doing things
in your home and people could see in there.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
In the window, Which depends what you're doing. Maybe if
it's on purpose for people to see you. Wait, seriously,
I leave my windows open, like my bathroom, you can
see right in, especially at night, right if the lights
are on. I'm not trying to have people see me
get out of the shower, but if they're looking in
my window, then sorry, you just saw my naked body.
(04:47):
I wasn't trying to throw my naked body at you that.
Speaker 7 (04:49):
But I think you're allowed to do that because like
you're waiting for the woman that's walking her dog every
morning under in the window and you're trying to say hi,
you're stretching naked in the window.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
At six o'clock in the morning. That a problem. Yeah,
that's very problematic. Here's another thing that it says every
man does but will never admit to. This one's hilarious
to me because I do this every single time, kicking
ice cubes under the fridge when they fall.
Speaker 7 (05:18):
So annoying, Like, why but you this A lot of
this is new information to me.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Why that I mean, it's why pick it up. It's
gonna it's water, and there's a lot like water that
drips under the fridge anyway, No, because that's just gonna
stay there and she's gonna be a puddle under there.
Have you ever picked up a piece of ice? It's
the most awkward. You're just kick it under the fridge.
So women pick up ice?
Speaker 7 (05:43):
Yeah, yeah, why wouldn't you because sometimes, especially if you
have a wood floor, then the wetness will like mess.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
If it's under the fridge, nobody's seeing it until you
move the fridge. He's gonna move a fridge. What are
your rich goes bad and you want to upgrade? Yeah,
you guys think way too ahead for me. We'll with
that later. Like everything else. You know what else is
fun to pick up a piece of ice If you
drop it and then squeeze it in your fingers and
see how far it'll go across the room. I think
(06:15):
that's a jewbile thing. I don't know you.
Speaker 7 (06:21):
Are you doing it from one side of the room
to the other, and then you don't go check on
where it is because I just goes away.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
No, it's not like dust and.
Speaker 7 (06:28):
Then just like there's a puddle now across the floor,
and then he walks in it later and goes.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Why is it wettier? So another thing that it says
guys do that never, they'll never admit to in public,
sniff our armpits to make sure it doesn't stink. But
then we kind of enjoyed the smell.
Speaker 7 (06:47):
I was about to say women do that too, But
the enjoying the smell part is a little bit of
a plot twist.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
In there, like why buddy get it out sometimes?
Speaker 7 (06:58):
Yeah, but like like, what is it about your own
smell that you enjoy?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
I don't know. Well, I know when I was going
through puberty, I smelled exactly like a Mexi melt what
at Taco Bells? Exactly like it was. It was like
a Mexican pizza thing they had at Taco bell I
don't know if they still have it, but a Mexican pizza. Yeah.
And I used to love Mexi melts and it smelled exactly.
Maybe it was because I ate so many Mexi melts,
(07:23):
but I don't think it will and you were just
setting it out, yeah, So it was more just I
was smelling my armpit constantly when I was going through
puberty in amazement, like, how does this smell exactly like
a Mexi belt? All right, strap in, because it's time
for another round of America's favorite new trivia game show
(07:46):
You Versus Victoria, where you take on our own Victoria
Ramires in a game of trivia to see if you
will be the king or Queen of trivia for the
day and also your chance at pink tickets right now
if you can beat Victoria at a hardcore game of trivia. Oh,
(08:08):
I don't even know what you just said that, Victoria.
I know you are, Victoria. I'm kind of proud of you.
It's gonna be a tough day because apparently Victoria has
learned a new language. She never stops thirsting for knowledge.
That's all Victoria Ramireze, did you learn? I thought that
was English. Let's meet our contestant into the Hayes game
(08:32):
of You versus Victoria. She's the author of the New
York best selling book let It Burn, an expose on
the romance life of usher Brandy. Brandy, how are you?
I can't wait to read your book?
Speaker 5 (08:47):
You said, she I love it.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Let's go be our Come on, Okay, sorry, does it
is your name, Brandy.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
Yeah, unfortunately, you're only I'm the only guy you're ever
gonna meet. Name Brandy.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
That's cool. Okay, I thought maybe it was Randy, but
I said it wrong. Brandy. All right, that's dope. All right, Brandy.
Do you think that you can beat Victoria today?
Speaker 5 (09:11):
We're gonna try. Let's go. Let's go, Victoria. I'm ready
for you.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
You're gonna send Victoria out of the studio. She's taking
her headphones off, heading towards the door, and Brandy, the
game is played like this. You getting warmed up? Love it?
The game is played like this. Get thirty seconds to
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say passed, and you have to beat Victoria all
right to win. Here we go, Brandy, your time starts now.
(09:40):
The study of weather is called what.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
Oh con.
Speaker 7 (09:47):
Which planet is the hottest in the Solar system?
Speaker 5 (09:50):
The Sun?
Speaker 7 (09:51):
Who is often credited with creating the world's first car,
a tree invented Tea, Canada. By area, Which American state
is the largest, California.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Okay, got that in. We'll bring Victoria back into the studio.
She's staring up at the ceiling right now. I don't
know why I got it. Okay, Now she's coming back in, Brandy.
While Victoria walks back to the microphone, it than tell
us something about yourself, Brandy. What would you like the
world to know about you?
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Ah? Well, the world to know about me. I'm fun.
I'm always happy every single morning, and that's what makes
that's what makes me be alive. I love it.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
So you actually live life. I love that, Brandy.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Yeah, I'll do every single day's adventures every day.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Great, he sounds like you, jubil. Yeah, everything is an adventure,
you know, wake up in a new world every day.
Sounds fine.
Speaker 5 (10:59):
Yeah, open you start an adventure, Jubile.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Let's start an adventure together, me and you. Right now, Brandy,
I'm gonna get off the motrophone and just leave the
studio and you and I are gonna go somewhere.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
You got it. I'll take you up.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Okay, But first let's finish the game. Victoria. You've got
your work cut out for you. Okay, because Brandy did
do a good job. Here we go thirty seconds. Answer
as many questions as possible, Victoria Ramirez, your time starts now.
Speaker 7 (11:26):
The study of weather is called what meteorology. Which planet
is the hottest in the Solar system? Venis who is
often credited with creating the world's first car.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Oh, come on board.
Speaker 7 (11:38):
Which country invented tea?
Speaker 6 (11:43):
England?
Speaker 2 (11:44):
By area? Which American state is the largest?
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Texas?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Yeah, Texas? No, Alaska? Is it Alaska or Texas? She
can't tell you yet.
Speaker 6 (11:53):
I just keep going.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
What does spup and sunscreen stand for? Save? Protective?
Speaker 5 (12:04):
Safe?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Protective? All right, got it in. Let's send it on
over to the scoreboard now and see how you guys
did the other scoreboard. Bradmlin all right, Victoria, you got
two correct? Congratulations? It sucks nice so close with that,
Tom Ford answer.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Tom, Brandy the man Candy got zero correct.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Victoria. I'm so sorry, Brandy. Would I finally won one?
Congratulations Victoria. Victoria got her first victory in you versus
Victoria and Brandy. Thank you for playing. You're still gonna
get pink tickets, by the way, just because you're Brandy.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
Thank you, Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
So you still win the pink tickets. But Victoria gets
her first victory today. How does it feel? I'm about you.
Speaker 7 (12:56):
The picture that Bradish wrote winter on, I actually wrote winner,
but whatever, and I wrote it very much smaller than
I write loser.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Why go over the answers for you guys with Nina? Okay,
the study of weather is called meteorology.
Speaker 7 (13:11):
The hottest planet in the Solar System is Venus, way wrong.
Carl Benz is credited for creating the world's first car, China.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Tom Ford is not involved in cars at all. Did
you know that, Victoria? Yeah, I think I did. I
just Afford really got me off guard.
Speaker 7 (13:29):
China invented to Alaska is the largest state. I said
that SPF stands for a sun protection factor.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
I said, not that. You didn't even come close to
saying that protection. You did say Alaska. I did say Alaska.
Brad didn't give me the point. She said Texas Alaska.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
She didn't know what she wanted to say.
Speaker 7 (13:50):
Yeah, but both of them, it doesn't work that way,
both of them.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
The great job, Brandy, Brandy, you're.
Speaker 5 (13:56):
Playing attitude in the way. I'm god. I gave her
first win, that's all but matter.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
See that's a that's a good attitude to have their, Brandy, Brandy,
thank you for very much listening to the show. You
got the pink tickets.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
Thank you so much, and I feel like that was fun.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
It was fun, and I feel like you're just a
super positive dude. There's just a few more seculars thirty
seconds until the phone prank, and I'm killing time right now.
I'll just be honest, I'm killing time until the phone
prank because I don't have enough time to play a
song about twenty seconds now, and so Brandy, I would
just like you to take this opportunity. You got fifteen seconds.
Tell the world anything you wanted to know, Brandy.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
Tell him, Oh my gosh, you got change lived like you.
It's fullest wait up every morning. It's going to be
your last.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
And you got it done in time. Brandy. Thank you
very much.
Speaker 6 (14:47):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
It's time for your phone brank. And then right after
that's what's trending in the ena. It's a jup the show.
I don't know who he this, but that man is
not thinking about you.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
He does not care.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
If he wanted to talk to you, he would test too,
he would hit.
Speaker 8 (14:58):
You up, He will watch a story you and DM
you would do something he hand No, none of that.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
So you get one more day to be delusional. After that,
let it go exact. I don't know who needs to
hear this, but every single week at this time your
chance to tell the world exactly what you think they
should hear. Call us up eight eight eight three four
three one o six one text in four one o
six one. What do you think the world needs to
hear today? Sar Bonnie? Hello? One second? Maybe no, I
(15:30):
don't think it's that I didn't hit the button for
the phone. Oh, sar Bonnie? Is that your name?
Speaker 9 (15:37):
You go by Bonnie?
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Okay, Bonnie, what do you think the world needs to
hear today?
Speaker 9 (15:42):
I don't know who needs to hear this, but phys
a cool compatibility in our relationship is nothing compared to
road trip compatibility.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Agree, I'll get a plane. Okay, so you want to
to go compatibility? You don't care so much about the
road tip like we will. We will just be in the
same destination at some point and we will enjoy each
other physically exactly for you, Bonnie, you need to have
the road trip energy, same road trip energy.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
I do.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
I do.
Speaker 9 (16:11):
It's really important to be like, we need to be
on the same page about music. I can't deal with
people who can't follow directions.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Or do you mean to change?
Speaker 5 (16:21):
Is higher?
Speaker 2 (16:22):
You mean directions like you get somewhere or your directions.
We're both.
Speaker 9 (16:29):
I'm gonna go probably mine calls up eight eight three
four six one text and four one o six one.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
It's I don't know who needs to hear this button?
You know what do you think the world's you here today?
Speaker 7 (16:40):
I don't know who needs to hear this. But the
only pasta worth eating is fresh or straight from Italy.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Otherwise don't do it.
Speaker 7 (16:47):
I didn't realize what good fresh pasta and like straight
from Italy is until last I mean, I knew, but
it had been a while. So last night my friend
just got back from her honeymoon in Italy and they brought.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Back like all this pasta and all.
Speaker 7 (17:02):
This They sure did take it.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
It is it weird? It's weird to sneak pasta out
of a country.
Speaker 7 (17:09):
I don't think it's weird at all. You take pasta
from there, Yeah, there is dried. It's like their fresh pasta,
but dried. But it's basically better than the kinds that
you can do. It just grows on the side of
the street there and you can pick it.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
I learned how to make it when I was there.
It's really great. What's different. I mean, it's just you
make your own little dough, so it's just fresh.
Speaker 7 (17:27):
It just tastes better, you know, like when you're gonna
eat pasta, you want it to feed your soul. You
want to feel like a hug, like something's just feeling good,
and that's when it does. And so I mean, eat
it however you want. But if you want to feel
like that, it's got to be fresh. Okay, so olive
garden then not hating on olive garden at all. Actually
(17:50):
it sounds really good. I really like, Hey, Jay, Hell,
what's up man? What do you think the world needs
here today?
Speaker 5 (18:00):
Hey?
Speaker 8 (18:00):
I don't know who needs to hear this, but having
a kid come into your life baby form in all,
doesn't matter if your adoption or what changes your.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
Life for the better.
Speaker 8 (18:09):
I'm now holding my two months old son, Oscar Cornelius Weatherboard,
and I want to shout out to my wife's Sybil Weatherfords,
for making such a beautiful baby. He has been such
an amazing passion in my life.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Congratulations, what's up, Oscar? Can you hear us?
Speaker 7 (18:26):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (18:26):
He's right here with my arms with us.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Congratulations.
Speaker 6 (18:33):
Yeah, he's smiling and saying hi do you guys.
Speaker 5 (18:43):
The gift of it.
Speaker 8 (18:44):
It really is, especially the hours of like when he
when he first wake up, when he gets the smiles
and the giggles, it's.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
Just the it's the greatest thing.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
That's amazing.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
Jay.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
I'm glad you have that.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Man.
Speaker 5 (18:57):
Oh, I'm glad to be able to share that gift.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
You're so sweet.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Yeah you are, Jay. It's a wild ride, man. Hold on,
it's really fun. It's probably the best experience you ever
had in your entire life.
Speaker 5 (19:08):
Oh, it is the best. I cannot stress it enough.
If you don't have kids.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Get somebody pregnant today from Jane, everybody, go out there
and get somebody pregnant today. I don't know who needs
to hear this, but today is the day to get
pregnant or get somebody pregnant.
Speaker 10 (19:27):
Thank Nina's raising her hand out there like you want
to show baby. Yes we have one one enough?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Yeah, okay, sorry, I don't know who needs to hear this.
Every week at this time, you tell people exactly what
you think they should hear. I don't know who he's
hear this, but Victoria Mrs. Is pregnant. Absolutely not. Don't
start that. I'll get a call later today for my dad.
No I'm not. She's lying. No I'm not.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
She doesn't know who the father is.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
No, no, I'm not.
Speaker 7 (20:05):
And I don't think I'm in a good place right now.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
I think she knows where he is, but it's based
on the train schedule because he just hops on off
the trains. So we're hoping to track him down someday
so that you know, she can get child's apart and stuff.
But it just depends on what he has in his
little bandana that's packed around, that's packed around that station,
carries over her shoulder.
Speaker 7 (20:24):
He just waits for the mating call and then he'll
just pop on that training come right on over to.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
He was last seen at a train station trying to
heat up a boot over a stove that he made
out of the wooden fire, and the boot was melting
because it was a new balance. Nina wants a baby.
Speaker 7 (20:38):
Why don't you play.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Like that because it's less fun. So anyway, what do
you think the world she hear today, Victoria, other than
that the world needs here today. But Victoria is not pregnant.
And why did you get pregnant? Why did you do
the air quotes when you said not I know I
did it. Yeah, you did. We have it on video.
(21:00):
I didn't do the bunny ears.
Speaker 7 (21:02):
Okay, no, it's funny right here, Victoria, to take a
walk outside is what the world needs to hear.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Try those train tracks right now. Try to find the
baby daddy. I know we've been searching every single day.
Hopefully we will find him. Get out of here.
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