Mike vs. Victoria

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning. Can I take your order?

Speaker 2 (00:01):
I'm gonna it's tall.

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Try had a large black coffee?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Large black coffe?

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Do you mean a venty No?

Speaker 1 (00:08):
I mean it work, he means Aventi.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yeah, the biggest one you've got.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Venti is large, No vent is twenty. Yeah, large is large.
In fact, cole is large and grande is Spanish for large.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also
the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid in three languages.
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria,
your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramire is
in a glammed up game of trivia for all the
trivia glory. Also, speaking of being glamorous, don't get caught
in last year's Hey guys, thank you for following me
on my skincare journey. Fashion Macy's has got you covered,

(00:43):
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shop in store. Oh, and callus if you want to
play Victoria eight eight eight three fourth one eight eight
eight three four three one o six one. You can
also d m us at the Jubil Show or go

(01:05):
to the Jubilshow dot com. And now let's get little
Vicky's brain all warmed up and ready to gore. You go, Victoria,
what kind of band doesn't play music? I I was
the in one direction. Yeah, that's rubber band is the
But I'm going with that answer. That's a good answer. No,

(01:29):
you said it already too late. Versus Victoria is coming
up right after this. It's the Jubil Show.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
What you've just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in
your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything
that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this
room is now dumber for having listened to it. I
award you no points, and may God have mercy on

(01:56):
your soul.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria. Your
chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of
trivia for one hundred dollars Macy's gift card. And let's
meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria. Mike, what's up? Mike? Hey,
how's it going? Not too bad? How are you? I'm
doing good? How are you feeling today about your your
chances to battle the Titan of the Trivia World? Yeah?

(02:21):
And as Victoria Ramirez?

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Not good because I'm not good at trivia, but I'm
here to play.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Okay, I feel now. A good thing is you don't
have to be good at trivia to play this game.
We prove that every single morning. All right, we're gonna
send Victoria out of the studio. I mean, well exactly.
She didn't even know the answer while she's leaving. Yeah,
thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know when, just say passed and Victoria has

(02:50):
to beat you outright to win, and the door is closed.
She's outside. All right, Mike, here we go. Your time starts. Now.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
What type of car was used in Back to the Future.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Deloreian?

Speaker 1 (03:01):
What name is singer actor Stephanie Germanada better known by
uh Gwen Connie? How many miles per hour does Earth
go around the sun?

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Five?

Speaker 1 (03:18):
What decade did the comedy Sketch TV show Saturday Night
Live debut?

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Okay seventy Okay, got that, Andn'll bring Victoria back into
the studio while she's getting settled. Mike, what's something you
would like the world to know today?

Speaker 1 (03:37):
I am a happy husband and father of three. Oh sweet,
I love that he's had a happy husband.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
That makes my day all the way around.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
It's like, my wife is listening, so.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Yeah, I told her. I told her to listen because
I was gonna be playing this game, so I want
to know I'm happy, No worries? All right, Victoria, Yes,
there's your tactic ball onry thirty seconds. Answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know when Jesse pass
and Mike, you can tell Victoria when to.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Go ready Seade? What type of car was used in
Back to the Future?

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (04:19):
An old car? What name is the singer actor Stefani
or Stephanie Germanada better known by when Stefan?

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (04:24):
What?

Speaker 2 (04:25):
I don't know?

Speaker 1 (04:25):
How many miles per hour does Earth go around the Sun?

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Two hundred?

Speaker 1 (04:29):
What decade did the comedy Sketch TV show Saturday Night
Live debut nineteen sakesy what temperature are celsius and fahrenheit equal?
Matt zero? How far does the New Year's eve ball
drop in times square? How?

Speaker 2 (04:44):
What?

Speaker 1 (04:44):
How far does the New Year's eve ball drop in
times square? How far popped a bottom? Baby?

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Oh no, no, it's a good question, though, but I
like to question. It's a great question. All right, that's fine.
Out How you guys, did.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Brad never put his depend on the paper?

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Send it over to the scoreboard, our scoreboard, producer, Brad
happy husband Mike two points, Victoria zero. Congratulations, you did it.
Even though you're not good at trivia, you pretty good.
You're better than Victoria, and you got one hundred dollars
Mace's gift card just for playing all r Let's get

(05:22):
the answers now with Nina.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
The type of car using back to the future was
the DeLorean dmc toway.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
I don't even know what that is sold one.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Stephanie Germanada is Lady Gaga, I feel like goes around
the Sun at one thousand miles per hour. Clo The
Saturday Night Live debuted in the seventies. Celsius and fahrenheit
are equal at negative forty degrees, and then the New
Year's Eve ball in times square drops one hundred and
forty one feet in sixty seconds.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Why one forty one? Is there a reason?

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Because that's just how far it is, how far it
is when I'm just curious, Brad Wore, that's.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
How long it takes that big ball to drop, said,
I thought it would be further than that. No, Victoria,
Victoria can't compose herself now I do.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
What got you the way?

Speaker 2 (06:07):
He said? What that big ball to drop? No, Mike,
thank you for playing.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
We play with Victoria the same time every single weekday morning.
Remember if you want to play Victoria, just dm us
at the Jubil Show or go to the Jewel Show
dot com. Your phone break happens every single hour on
the twenties. Your next one is coming up right after this,
and then right after that it's Nina's what's trending. Victoria's
still laughing, big ball to drop?

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Why are we doing it again? Sorry,

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