Probably the most prepared contestant ever

Shout out to this contender who was not only READY for the game, but for the banter. Let's see if Victoria is ready to go or not. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning. Can I take your order?

Speaker 2 (00:01):
I think it's tall.

Speaker 3 (00:02):
Tricks had a large black coffee, large black cock?

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Do you mean aventy No, I mean a large, he
means Aventi.

Speaker 4 (00:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
The biggest funny that Venti.

Speaker 5 (00:11):
Is large is twenty.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Yeah, large is large.

Speaker 5 (00:16):
In fact, cole is large and grande is Spanish for large.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's
also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid in
three languages.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria,
your chance to take on how our own Victoria Amira
is in a game of trivia that's a few fact
cakes short of a full stack.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Yeah, it is first hauling tickets today.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
So call us up eight eight eight three four three
eight eight eight three four three one O six one.
You can also d m us at the Jubil Show
or go to the Jebel show dot com if you
think you have what it takes to de throne Victoria Ramirez,
the queen of all trivia.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
As I say, I'm a little offended, you stop saying
the beast that is Victoria at trivia. But it's okay,
She's not even on the throne today though, did you
lose yesterday?

Speaker 1 (01:03):
She loses pretty much every there's like a loser bracket,
which she's the queen of.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
Yeah, and I'm also on the other thrown for funzies
when they kind of go take a piezar.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
I'm sorry about that. Let's do it.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
Play my music, right, guys, I'm sorry I forgot what
I was reading. You may have facts, but I have
something a heck of a lot stronger, dumb luck.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
And zero shame when I guess my way to victory.
And yes, I said, guess. Your years of studying will
mean nothing.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
That goes out to everyone stole in high school and
like a.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Baby knowing it.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
So good luck with that, and let's play the game,
all right.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
I like that one. You're on fire today, Victoria.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Call up if you want to play eight and eight
three four three one six one and we'll play you
verus Victoria right after this the Jubile Show.

Speaker 5 (01:58):
What you just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in
your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything
that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this
room is now dumber for having listened to it. I
award you no points and may God have mercy on

(02:19):
your soul.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for Halsey Tickets today, and let's meet today's
talented contestant for you verus Victoria.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Emily. What's up, Emily? How are you hello?

Speaker 3 (02:36):
My name is Emily him Elia.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
You're good.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Oh, nice to be here. I'm very excited to be here.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Sweet? Are you like? How confident are you feeling about
this game?

Speaker 3 (02:48):
I don't know if you're extremely confident. I don't even like.
It's ten out of ten.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Out of ten, eleven out of ten. So it's first year, Emily.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
But all right, we're gonna send Victoria out of the
dude and aggressive. Here we go, Emily. I like the confidence.
Thirty seconds, answer any questions as possible. If you don't
know one, just say pass and Victoria has to beat
you outright to win.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Okay, I'm ready.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Also, Emily, did you know I'm performing this Saturday in
Olympia at the Capital Theater.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
That's fantastic news I might be there. I'm on Bainbridge.
I could bring my baby if it's appropriate.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Absolutely all ages and one year olds love my comedy
like I heal it.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
I'm sure so, I'm sure you blippy person.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yeah, pretty much.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
You can tickets at the Jewels Show dot com if
you click on stand up Comedy. All right, here we go,
Emily is funny, Emily, you are your time starts?

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Now?

Speaker 4 (03:41):
What is the longest river in South America? The Amazon
who wrote Alice's Adventures in Wonderland?

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Pat What is the official language of Brazil.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Portuguese?

Speaker 4 (03:57):
What gas do plants absorb from the atmosphere for photo synthesis?

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Oxygen?

Speaker 4 (04:02):
What is the term of a word that has the
opposite meaning of another word?

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Antonyms?

Speaker 2 (04:14):
All right, got that, and we'll bring Victoria back into
the studio. Impressive job, Emily, Thank you well much. Whaw
Victoria is getting settled and putting your headphones on?

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Emily. What's the most interesting fact that you know?

Speaker 3 (04:27):
You know, Juell, I've actually been practicing for this for
weeks and I do have a really good one. All right,
did you know there are two Engelbert humperdinks?

Speaker 4 (04:37):
What now? No?

Speaker 3 (04:40):
Yeah, so Engelbert Humperdink, the singer from you know the
Babe from the seventies or whatever, he named himself after
a super famous nineteenth century composer.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
So there are two of them.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
That I've found that out on a different radio station
that I listened to all the time.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Well, good, now you lose, yeah, and all of a sudden,
But I mean, yeah, I think that that show probably
loses if they're dishing out Engelbert Humperding as their naming.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
I mean, it's interesting, But if that's what you're.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Hanging your hat on as you're saying that you do,
I don't know if humperting is gonna get you over the.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Hump, you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (05:20):
There is a reason that I listened to you guys
way more.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Put your points back on the scoreboard. Good job. Well
we're gonna start going the wall.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
We're gonna start running ads and things like that that
say we do ten times more humperding than those other guys,
just because of you, Emily, Thank you very much. All right,
here we go the problem Victoria thirty seconds sands.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
There's so many questions as possible.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
If you don't know when just say pass and you
have to beat Emily outright to win.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Good luck, good luck, good she did really good. Emily,
you can tell Victoria when to go.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
Oh, what is the longest river in South America?

Speaker 5 (05:58):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Is that one in South Nile River? I mean that's
South America, That's not South of America.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
I'm sorry, Bath, I think I think who wrote Alice's
Adventures in Wonderland?

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Alice in Wonderland, I passed.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
What is the official language of Brazil span Brazilian gas
to plants absorbed from the atmosphere for photosynthesis. But oh, garside,
what is the term for a word that has the
opposite meaning of another word? No?

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Wait, wait.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
And antony okay, got that in. Let's send it over
to the scoreboard and see how you guys did. Now
with our scoreboard producer Brad. Victoria did get too correct,
but Emily got three serious. Not that you're surprised, Victoria.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
You got Halsey tickets.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
On Saturday to your wonderful show with.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
That would be amazing.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
I will do all ingleboard hunting songs, poper. All right,
let's get the answers now with Nina.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
The longest river in South America is the Amazon River
of Lewis Carroll wrote Alice's Adventures in Wonderland. Portuguese is
the official language of Brazil. Carbon dioxide is the gas
that plants absorb from the atmosphere for photosynthesis, and antonym
is the term for a word that has the opposite
meaning of another word. And that's where we are. I
got through those correct, No, you got too, honey.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Oh and you just got another one wrong. So which
pride deduct the point? Yeah? I got one and three
for Emily.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Congratulations Emily or wind keeps getting bigger and bigger. Thank
you for playing.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
I have a great day. You're dope, no problem, all right, bye.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
We play here for Victoria the same time every single
weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play Victoria, all
you have to do is dm us at the Jubile
Show or go to the jubilshow dot com.