December 12, 2025 • 6 mins
A simple coffee order sparks a hilarious rant before the chaos shifts into another round of You vs. Victoria, America’s favorite trivia game. With surprise answers, off-the-rails moments, and Victoria running on no sleep (and too much cold brew), this episode is packed with comedy from start to finish.
The ultimate trivia showdown from The Jubal Show! Think you’ve got the brains to take down Victoria? Listeners go head-to-head with her in a battle of wits, testing their knowledge on everything from pop culture to random facts. Will you come out on top, or will Victoria destroy you? Play along, laugh out loud, and see if you have what it takes to claim victory!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning. Can I take your order? An I get
a tall shan a large black coffee? Large black coffee.
Do you mean a venty No, I mean a large.
He means a Venti. Yeah, the biggest one you've got.
Venti is large. No Venti is twenty Danny, Yeah, large
is large. In fact, cole is large and grande is
Spanish for large. Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large.
(00:22):
It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid
in three languages.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Oh almost signed for America's favorite trivia game.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
You versus Victoria.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia. So go to the jubilshow dot com if
you think you've got the goods that can beat Victoria,
who's nearly awake right now.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I think your eyes are half closed. My allergies are
so bad. I woke up at three o'clock in the morning.
You went through a whole box of tissues.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
And then I have a hat on and I put
my hoodie on earlier, and we had like a five
minute second break whatever, and the guy outside was like, well,
good morning to you, and I was like good morning, Like.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I'm so sorry, like a sarcastic good morning, like, hey
you look like crap today? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Good morning? Yeah, No, not for you. I was like,
what's wrong with you today? I love if people do
that I supposed to do. You look tired, That's what
it is. And I was like, oh, why as you
kind of do? What is okay?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
If you want to take on Victoria and U verse?
Victoria will play right after this.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
It's the dual show. Call me stupid? All right? To
call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
I've worn dresses with higher iqes.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
But you think you're an intellectual, don't you wait?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia. And let's meet today's contestant for you verus Victoria.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Bridget. What's up, Bridget? How are you? I'm good? Thank
you for asking?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Are you ready to see if you can beat Victoria?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I am Bridget?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Were you a Hannah Montana my Saras fan?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I just figured out what's song I was listening in
my head. It's called Breakout? How's it go? By Miley
Goes when I hear the.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Bell ring, No, no, no no, I gotta break out,
gotta have some fun.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Got them?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
All right, I'm glad you took us.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
There.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Sounds great, it's a great song. Yeah, it sounds like it.
I'm trying to ask for everyone's helping the studio and
the street.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
All right, we're gonna send Victoria out of the studio
and Bridget. Here's how the game is played. You have
thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say passed, and Victoria has
to beat you outright to win. Okay, all right, here
we go. She's outside, the door is closed. She's still
singing the Hannah Montana's song. All right, here we go, Bridget,
Your time starts now.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Which state was the first to require people in cars
to wear seat belts by law? How does a gymnast
get a skill named after them? What year did the
five dollars foot long promotion at subway end twenty twenty?
(03:02):
Which planet in our solar system has the most moons? Jupiter?
What gives human hair, skin, and nails their color? Okay,
I got that in.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio and while she's
getting settled.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Bridget here's a question for you.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
If your life had commercial breaks, who would be the sponsor?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Oh? I feel like maybe Parina the cat super Okay, okay?
Do you have cats? Are you just a big Purina
fan story cats? So I think i'd be a pretty.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
That is so perfect, Victoria. If your life had commercial breaks,
who would be sponsored by Traders Coldbrew?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Sponsor by Trader Joe's Cold Brew where every taste is magical?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
All right, here we go thirty seconds. Answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know who, and just
say pass and you have to beat bridget o't right
to win, and bridget you can tell Victoria win to
go home.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
I don't like that. Which is I'm here? Yeah? Oh,
okay go Which state is the first to require people
require people in cars to wear seat belts? By low?
Which was the first?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Date?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Texas? How does the gymnast get a skill named after them?
It's really good gymnastics. What year did the five dollars
foot long promotion end at subway dollar foot? And that's
some crap that's annoying. Which planet in our solar system
has the most moons? That's sad? U mars. What gives
(04:41):
human hair, skin, and nails their color? As you said,
your right shoulders needs intos. What's happening? Sorry, I don't know.
I think I'm like really off. My name's a lot
of glitchen.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Let's get it over to the scoreboard that can see
how you guys did with our scoreboard on a social media.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Piercer, Gabby, Yeah, zero's across the board? What zero zero?
Tie and ye budget congratulations. That means you won? Yeah, yeah,
an I means to be fair. These were very hard questions,
thank you. The state that was the first to require
people to wear seatbelts was New York in nineteen eighty four.
(05:21):
It was only in the eighties they did that. Yeah,
a gymnast gets a skill named after them if they're
the first to complete the skill at an international competition
such as the Worlds are the Olympic Games? Didn't I
kind of say that? And then you just said to
be good at it? So that was the right step
in The five dollars foot long promotion ended in twenty fourteen.
What wow? What really? I still think of that promotion
(05:43):
when I think of subway, I still think I got
a five dollars foot long? Am I making that up?
They're like twelve bucks, now, are they?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Yeah, now that I'm thinking about it, I've always gotten
really mad when I've gone to Subway because of my
foot long has not been five dollars.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Very confused. Oh okay. The planet in our solar system
with the most moons is Saturn. It has one hundred
and forty six. And then melanin is what gives human hair, skin,
and nails their color. Mean melatonin? No, that helps you
go to sleep, Bridget, thank you for playing, but thank
you for trying to check me.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Well. Play Verus Victoria the same time every single weekday
morning remembers you want to play? I have to do
is DMUs at the Jebel Show or go to the
jebilshow dot com. Your phone break happens every single hour
on the twenties. Your next one is coming up right
after this, and then right after that. It's neat as
what's trending, It's the Jewel Show.
Good morning. Can I take your order? An I get
a tall shan a large black coffee? Large black coffee.
Do you mean a venty No, I mean a large.
He means a Venti. Yeah, the biggest one you've got.
Venti is large. No Venti is twenty Danny, Yeah, large
is large. In fact, cole is large and grande is
Spanish for large. Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large.
(00:22):
It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid
in three languages.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Oh almost signed for America's favorite trivia game.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
You versus Victoria.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia. So go to the jubilshow dot com if
you think you've got the goods that can beat Victoria,
who's nearly awake right now.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I think your eyes are half closed. My allergies are
so bad. I woke up at three o'clock in the morning.
You went through a whole box of tissues.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
And then I have a hat on and I put
my hoodie on earlier, and we had like a five
minute second break whatever, and the guy outside was like, well,
good morning to you, and I was like good morning, Like.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I'm so sorry, like a sarcastic good morning, like, hey
you look like crap today? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Good morning? Yeah, No, not for you. I was like,
what's wrong with you today? I love if people do
that I supposed to do. You look tired, That's what
it is. And I was like, oh, why as you
kind of do? What is okay?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
If you want to take on Victoria and U verse?
Victoria will play right after this.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
It's the dual show. Call me stupid? All right? To
call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
I've worn dresses with higher iqes.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
But you think you're an intellectual, don't you wait?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia. And let's meet today's contestant for you verus Victoria.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Bridget. What's up, Bridget? How are you? I'm good? Thank
you for asking?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Are you ready to see if you can beat Victoria?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I am Bridget?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Were you a Hannah Montana my Saras fan?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I just figured out what's song I was listening in
my head. It's called Breakout? How's it go? By Miley
Goes when I hear the.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Bell ring, No, no, no no, I gotta break out,
gotta have some fun.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Got them?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
All right, I'm glad you took us.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
There.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Sounds great, it's a great song. Yeah, it sounds like it.
I'm trying to ask for everyone's helping the studio and
the street.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
All right, we're gonna send Victoria out of the studio
and Bridget. Here's how the game is played. You have
thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say passed, and Victoria has
to beat you outright to win. Okay, all right, here
we go. She's outside, the door is closed. She's still
singing the Hannah Montana's song. All right, here we go, Bridget,
Your time starts now.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Which state was the first to require people in cars
to wear seat belts by law? How does a gymnast
get a skill named after them? What year did the
five dollars foot long promotion at subway end twenty twenty?
(03:02):
Which planet in our solar system has the most moons? Jupiter?
What gives human hair, skin, and nails their color? Okay,
I got that in.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio and while she's
getting settled.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Bridget here's a question for you.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
If your life had commercial breaks, who would be the sponsor?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Oh? I feel like maybe Parina the cat super Okay, okay?
Do you have cats? Are you just a big Purina
fan story cats? So I think i'd be a pretty.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
That is so perfect, Victoria. If your life had commercial breaks,
who would be sponsored by Traders Coldbrew?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Sponsor by Trader Joe's Cold Brew where every taste is magical?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
All right, here we go thirty seconds. Answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know who, and just
say pass and you have to beat bridget o't right
to win, and bridget you can tell Victoria win to
go home.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
I don't like that. Which is I'm here? Yeah? Oh,
okay go Which state is the first to require people
require people in cars to wear seat belts? By low?
Which was the first?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Date?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Texas? How does the gymnast get a skill named after them?
It's really good gymnastics. What year did the five dollars
foot long promotion end at subway dollar foot? And that's
some crap that's annoying. Which planet in our solar system
has the most moons? That's sad? U mars. What gives
(04:41):
human hair, skin, and nails their color? As you said,
your right shoulders needs intos. What's happening? Sorry, I don't know.
I think I'm like really off. My name's a lot
of glitchen.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Let's get it over to the scoreboard that can see
how you guys did with our scoreboard on a social media.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Piercer, Gabby, Yeah, zero's across the board? What zero zero?
Tie and ye budget congratulations. That means you won? Yeah, yeah,
an I means to be fair. These were very hard questions,
thank you. The state that was the first to require
people to wear seatbelts was New York in nineteen eighty four.
(05:21):
It was only in the eighties they did that. Yeah,
a gymnast gets a skill named after them if they're
the first to complete the skill at an international competition
such as the Worlds are the Olympic Games? Didn't I
kind of say that? And then you just said to
be good at it? So that was the right step
in The five dollars foot long promotion ended in twenty fourteen.
What wow? What really? I still think of that promotion
(05:43):
when I think of subway, I still think I got
a five dollars foot long? Am I making that up?
They're like twelve bucks, now, are they?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Yeah, now that I'm thinking about it, I've always gotten
really mad when I've gone to Subway because of my
foot long has not been five dollars.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Very confused. Oh okay. The planet in our solar system
with the most moons is Saturn. It has one hundred
and forty six. And then melanin is what gives human hair, skin,
and nails their color. Mean melatonin? No, that helps you
go to sleep, Bridget, thank you for playing, but thank
you for trying to check me.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Well. Play Verus Victoria the same time every single weekday
morning remembers you want to play? I have to do
is DMUs at the Jebel Show or go to the
jebilshow dot com. Your phone break happens every single hour
on the twenties. Your next one is coming up right
after this, and then right after that. It's neat as
what's trending, It's the Jewel Show.
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