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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You know what's weird about your quizz, Katie is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to
like you.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
It's almost time for America's favorite game show, You Versus Victoria,
your chance to take on our own Victoria meres in
a game of trivia where none of the facts are
based in reality.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
If you want to play Victoria, you can DM us
at the Jubil Show or go to the jubilshow dot com. Also,
you can call us eight eight eight three four three
one o six one eight eight eight three four three
one oh six one. And today you're playing for Halsey tickets.
So if you think you have what it takes to Victoria,
call up to play right now. Eight eight eight three
four three one oh six one. And how you feel
in Victoria.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Sorry, I was reading my trashock. I'm ready, You're ready.
I had to make sure that was good. That was there?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Okay, all right, here you go. This is what you're
in for if you want to face off Victoria.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Today.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Look, guys, you may have beaten me before, and I
am talking to all the high schoolers and middle scores
out there many how many times?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Okay, but in fact my win rate is technically awful. Actually,
but that just means that I'm due.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
For a comeback so massive they're gonna make documentaries about it.
Oh that, my friends, is gonna be today that part
I had it?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Okay, Okay, I'm just me a part of Victoria's comeback documentary.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Yeah right.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
You verus Victoria is coming up right after this. It's
the Dubil Show.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Got room for one more?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
If you still want to go to Aspen?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Where did you find that some kid back in town
traded the van for it? Straight up? I can get
seventy miles to the gallon on this hog, you know, Lloyd,
Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber,
you go and do something like this and totally reveal yourself.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Yeah, Time for America is a favorite trip game. You
versus Victoria. Your chance to take on Victoria Maris in
a game of trivia for Halsey tickets today, and let's
meet today's lovely and talented contestant for you versus Victoria.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Kyle, what's up Kyle.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Here?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
How's it going great? How are you good? Feeling scared?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Kyle?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
I think I can take down Victoria.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
He sound a little scared. I'm just saying he's saving
his energy to answer the questions.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Direct Victoria out of the studio, and while she's leaving,
here we go, Kyle. The game is played like this.
He got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Are you ready? Okay? Yeah, here we go, Kyle. Your
time starts now. Who's known as the Princess of pop.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
U Pass?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
What is the most expensive cut of beef?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Wag you?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
What is that's a.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Square root of one? What does the Roman numeral L represent?
Who developed the first electric battery?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Esla?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Who was the second President of the United States?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Andrew Jackson.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Okay, we'll bring Victoria back into the studio and while
she's getting settled, Kyle, what's the most ridiculous thing you're
scared of?
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Other than me?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
I'm a little girl when it comes to spiders.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
My wife and my daughter have to kill Informia.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
A valid one.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
He's screech and run around the house.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
That's what I do.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yeah, I'm the same. I do not like spiders. All right,
here we go. Victoria is back in studio with their
headphones on and ready. Yes, here we go, Victoria. Thirty seconds.
Answer as many questions as possible if you don't know one,
and you have to beat Kyle out right to win.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Are you ready, Sam? Let's go.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Okay, Kyle, you can tell Victoria whin to go?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
All right, ready, Victoria?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Yeah, all right?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Go?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Who is known as the Princess of pop?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Dang it? Britney's Bears? What is the most expensive cut
of beef?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Sir?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Sorry?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Wagon? What is the square root of one? Forty four? What?
I don't know? Set? Then one past? What does the
Roman numeral L represent? Lie? Wait? Ten? Wait? Nine?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Ten?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Oh my gosh, wait, that's it. That's it. That's it.
That's what I was thinking. I think it's ten. Time
is up? No, it's X. What's the L represent? Is
it one? Okay, you're gonna find out in a second.
I hate this game.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
All right, Producer Bread is out, so let's send it
over to our scoreboard. And see how you guys did
with our social media Pritchard.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Gabby who loves me very much, I do love you,
but I'm not gonna cheap for her. Just give me one, Gabby,
I'll give you two. You got two, I did, wait,
but Kyle got three. Congratulations, you did it.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
You got all the tickets, and you'd be Victoria. All right,
let's get the answers now and need it.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Britty Spears is known as the Princess of pop Wago
or Kobe Beef would have been accepted for the most
expensive kind of beef.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
The square root of one forty four twelve.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
The Roman numeral L represents fifty what, and Alan's when,
since it's always.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
The times of the Romans. Okay for why a long time?
Speaker 5 (05:43):
I don't believe that Alessandro Volta is known as the
person or who did develop the first electric battery, and
then John Adams was the second.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
President of the United States. I knew that one. You
didn't get their bits. I didn't know that one. Thank
you for playing Congratulations. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Yeah, you were Victoria the same time every single weekday morning. Remember,
if you want to play Victoria, all you have to
do is d M us at the Jubile Show or
go to the Jubilshow dot com and you can also
compete against Victoria.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Why'd you just give it to me? Gabby?
Speaker 4 (06:10):
She gave me a sticky note with my loss on
it that was better than one.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Victoria just nicked up the sticky notes and shoot it
on the ground. Also Hope again and performing this Saturday
in Olympia. You can get tickets to that show if
you go to the Jebel Show dot com and click
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