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Episode Transcript
The Jewel Show on demand. I wish I would have
thought more ahead, Right, it's a Jewel show. Well, this
is the biggest thing to ever happen. What you're listening
to right now in a second, when we tell you
what it is, is the biggest thing ever to happen
in the radio world and in the music industry just
in general. Yeah. So I didn't think ahead though, and
(00:22):
didn't get you know, all the big sound effects guys, yeah, yeah,
or the like. You know how they do that? Right?
The World premiere a song, the big fat voice guy
comes on. I'm not talking about is weight. I'm talking
about the voice is fat. But don't add me on
that one with a pH Yeah, you know. He comes
on and he's like, it's another world premiere, and then
(00:47):
something explodes. I didn't think ahead. I should have had
that made instead. This is how we're doing it. This
is how we're sharing with you the biggest thing that
the world has ever seen this holiday season. One show
and one show only doesn't just bring you one Christmas parody,
(01:07):
doesn't bring you two Christmas parodies. I can't do math
very well, so I don't know how many days are
in the months, but we're bringing you that many Christmas
parodies for Christmas. We're not doing thirty one. That's way
too much. Um. But it is the first ever annual
Jewels Show Christmas Parody Song Extravaganza. Yeah. We also just
came up with that name like ten minuts before. But anyway,
(01:29):
at this time, all month long, we will have a
brand new Christmas song for you. Look, there's always the
Christmas stations out there, yeah that they start playing Christmas
music about July and then they talk about it and
then people will drive around there like I love it
when they sat the Christmas I just learn the christmasing
all the time was they never stopped doing that, right,
And then the people that are on the air there
they change their name to like Chris Greenole, you know
(01:53):
christ and things like that. What we will do though
is unveiled new Christmas song at this time. And I
didn't even have Christmas music ready, so all I have
is this to promote it. It's a Jewel Shows first
ever Christmas parody extravagance. Is such Christmas Eve music, every
it is super Christmas. See every single weekday at this
(02:15):
time will unveil a new Christmas song for you to
listen to. Some of them will be very good, some
of them will probably be pretty bad. Some will be
amazing though. Yeah, so like, there's gonna be at least
two that you're gonna like, damn, that was a good job.
The other ones you're gonna be like, WHOA. I can't
wait to text in and make fun of him. Before
one O six one? What song would you like to
hear us do a parody? I've texted in four one
o six one, and it is time for your first
(02:36):
song in the first ever jewel shows Christmas parody Christmas
song parody extravagance. Wow. Yeah. I also remember you can
check these out online after you hear them. If you
want to share them or whatever. Just go to the
jewelshow dot com and here it is excited about Christmas?
Oh you know how it is going to go over
to the family's house. Oh well, man, there's only one
(02:58):
way to deal with your family Ristmas time. How get
a little baracho? That's right? Should I get drunk an Christmas?
Should I get drunk at Christmas? Should I get drunk
at Christmas? I'm at my family's house. I need to
black out? Should I get sound at Christmas? Should I
(03:21):
get sound at Christmas? Should I get sound at Christmas?
I'm at my family's house. I need to sound out.
I can't handle these stupid people. How the hell am
I related to these fools? Pass me the whiskey and
I'll see my way through the happiest time of the year. Parents,
(03:44):
Are you wing? I'm trying to sound out in laws man,
because we're not at their house, like creepy uncle has
a crush on my spouse. Better hi, my life. Oops.
I got drunk at Christmas. Oops I got drunk at Christmas. Oops.
I got drunk at Christmas and asked my cousin she
(04:06):
wants to make out. Oops I got stoned at Christmas.
Oops I got stoned at Christmas. Oops I got stuned
a Christmas. It's got caught by Grandma and she asked
for red house. I had no idea that Granny smokes too.
She's eighty two. Oh mg, she's so cool. She even
(04:29):
asked my cousin for a kiss to Christmas. Jess awesome
this he now me and Grandma have them. She's everything's
closed except quizzy. Grandma, cousin and me humped in the
Christmas shopping for everyone at least not a dub. All right,
(04:52):
Remember you can hear that song. You can check out
all the songs from the month when we unveil a
new parody song at this time every single weekday at
the dus dot com. You can also follow us on
social media at the Jewel Show. You can follow all
of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm at that dres,
I'm at Evan on the radio, The Jewbil Show on
demand
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