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The Jewels Show on demand. It's time for a new
number one holiday smash hit. It's The Jewel Show And
if you didn't know, at this time, every single day
as we lead up to Christmas, it's The Jewel Show's
first annual holiday Christmas parody song extravagans Up. It's actually
a lot of work to come up with these parody
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songs every single day, but we do have a new
parody song for you today and we will every single
day leading up until Christmas. Will tell your family and
friends to listen to this time because this effort might
kill us. Please, and I think you're gonna like today's too.
Today's it's called give Me All the Stuff and it's
a parody of California Love Doctor Drean Tupac. You know
what's funny about the song is when I was a kid, Yeah,
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I used to think it said California, no doubt about it. Dad.
I did realize though, while I was still young, that
is said knows how to party. So it took me
a while too, yeah, to switch over from no doubt
about that's really fun. That's so funny because there's two
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types of people. There are people that know the lyrics
and people that don't like in the world. Definitely, definitely
one that is always off an a lyric testing four
six one, what lyrics have you messed up? I would
love to see you as a little kid, though, Like
I was dumbfounded when I found out that I said,
knows how to part if you don't know the song,
if you're unfamiliar, it's like a nineties rap song that's
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nineties unfamiliar with. Who are you even? I don't know that? Well. Look,
I guarantee you there's some people that don't know who
it is. They're gonna be able to be like I
don't never less on a rap me as a game.
And then there's kids that are five that have no
idea who doctor darre Tupac. Yeah, anyway, I just want
to give an example of what it actually sounds like.
No doubt about it, no doubt about it, no doubt
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about if you're listening from far away, my child, I
kind of like, no doubt about it, honestly, no doubt
about they, no doubt they know how to party. Hunt
here anyway, Here is our version of California Love for
Christmas called give Me All the Stuff about It. No
doubt about it. It's coming out and you'll see where
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the new parody song is tomorrow at this time with
the Jewel Shows first ever Annual Christmas Parody Extravaganza, No
doubt about it. Yeah, but that milk and cookie's ready.
We've got fat Man in the bread suit. It's this
time of year. Santa's good, Santa's good, and he's bringing
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the goods Christmas Eve night. It's time to party. Santa
is coming and I've been noting. We still bring me
a boat something I say, and I know gee box,
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so weekend away as a red Darlton, I have a
f gun in how your stuff might stucking and now
let me walcome everybody to the wild gift fast, saddle
fix and no substitutes come off the fest. I'm not
hot up ugs and a new Jerry chest, black dress
for the wifie she might send me assess some size
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nine J's and a PS five Please skase address gift
card to Wendy ten speed lowermission, save damn trees a lane,
meet George Warming, grilla machine, a bigger candy cane and
ten Dwald's from iTunes, travel size bottles of a Dawn
Stasstoon and if I've wanted to watch so Santa thresh
me looking wine and the walk up in the watch Broccoli.
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I've been good. Hurry Santa, get on your merry where
I want a big foam finger from my favorite team. Yay,
Hurry Santa, get to town. I don't you be late
Christmas Eve night. It's time to party. Santa is coming
and I'm not a Please still bring me a Bugatti.
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Something I say and I know gemus box so weekend
away the Ris Carlton, I have a forgot in how
your stuff my stocking and at me? Shake? Come on, Shake,
shake weight Baby, I wanna shake weight, shake shake weight baby,
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a shake weight for me. Bake bake it easy, easy
bake govern Give cartoon McDonald's Christmas Smith muffins. Yeah, Merry Christmas.
Suppose Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Where you're at? Shake Shake
your baby, got shaker, shake shake it baby? I wanna protein,
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shaker bottle, easy bake govern Christmas Bicken muffins gave me
out all right. That was another party song on the
Jewel Show's first annual probably only annual Christmas holiday parody Extravaganza.
If you want to hear that again, you can always
check it out at the Jewelshow dot com. You can
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