August 14, 2023 • 20 mins
We've been debating it for awhile, and now it's here. VS VICTORIA - the trivia game where we literally see the gears inside Victoria's head turn. Also on this episode:
- We cover the lies you were told as a child, and expose your parents.
- We make a list, together, of places to meet real humans in real life.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You will laugh at this. It's the Jewil Show. One
of the greatest joys as a parent is telling your
kids something ridiculous and then watching how beautifully naive and
innocent little minds are. Is that true?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Only parent in the room, Brade, Okay, make sure to
remember to eventually tell them that innocent, little white lie
that you told them.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Tell them the truth at some point, right Otherwise they'll
grow up and they'll learn the hard way. They'll call
in sick to work one day and tell their boss
that they might have a cold because they woke up
with the stuffy butt. That's when they'll learn that you
lied to them when they were younger and told them
that noses are called butts and butts are called noses.
(00:44):
And now we know a jewel would have done, and
it will take them that long to learn it. But
the list is going viral. Of the weirdest lies you
were told as a kid, call us up eight eight
eight three four three one six one eight eight eight
three four three one o six one. What is a
lie that you were told as a kid that you believe,
probably for way too long. One of the ones on
this list is that waves at the beach are made
(01:06):
by the whales. That's fun. It's actually really cute. What
you could actually see somebody on a date going, wow,
this is so beautiful out and those waves. There must
be some big whales out there. Why, because that's how
waves are made. No, somebody lies to you call us
eight eight eight three, four to six one text and
(01:27):
four to six one. Here's another lie that somebody believed
as a kid until they got way too old. Moths
are the ghosts of butterflies.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Wow, funny, that's cute.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
So what do you have to kind of think of
it for a second? Who came up with that idea?
Do parents tell their kids some creative lies? And I
don't know if they do it. I mean I think
sometimes they do it on purpose, But then I think
sometimes they were told to lie when they were a kid.
So somebody told them that moths are the ghosts of butterflies,
and then they just went with it as fact, never
looked it up, and they're just like, yeah, I'm just
going to continue it.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
That's one things down, I guess your family.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Here's another lie that somebody believed for way too long.
It says during the First Iraq War, a kid's Grandpa
told him that Saddam Hussein was shot. Saddam Hussein shot
down Santa Slay. But okay, it turns out Santa one
he was alive, and well, wow, it's not okay. The
politics of that family was right exactly. Wow, that's not
(02:31):
to a child, I mean, I mean, what's the grandpa
and angry old grandpa would No, all of his friends
argue with him and tell him to shut up, so
he has nobody else to will listen to him. So
the kids just listening, and he's like, yeah, that's Saddam Hussein.
You know, you shot down Santa Slay. That's the problem.
That's why Santa's running late, and Santa will be fine
to Santa's American call us eight eight three three six
(02:53):
one text and four one o six one. Someone else
put on this list of lies that they were told
as a kid. The term going commando means driving with
your windows down. That's a mom it just got hot.
Her friend being like, oh, you went to commando today, huh.
And that's probably how it happens soon And you know
that's a good point. You just blew my mind with that.
(03:14):
That is probably how it happens, you know, you're talking
about some adult stuff and then your kid goes, what Mom,
what is going Commando mean? Yeah, driving with the windows down? Babe?
Shut up?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Because I'm that drunk ant that will walk into the
room where the kids are playing around. I'm like, oh, girl,
you don't even know what I've got on right now.
And then they've got to explain it, and I know
got little people are here.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Hey Leah, Yes, what's a lie that you were told
as a kid.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
So you know, when you're driving in the car and
you turn on the interior light. My mom always told me, no,
we can't have that light on in the car because
we're going to get pulled over. And I found out
like five years ago they yeah, can actually have.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
That light on.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I still get nervous when I turned it on.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Yeah, I still get nervous.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
And if my son tries to turn on, like, no,
let's not turn that light on.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Not because anything will happen. It just triggers Mommy. The
real I think everybody's parents told them that lie. I
don't know why they did that, but they just wanted
the lights off.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
The way it came from, It's like one of those things, right,
everyone thought that, but it wasn't true.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I think at some point people truly believed it though,
and it's just now, until recently did we decide to
investigate if it was true, because I think everybody just
understood that that.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Was a thing. And there's there's a there's a family
driving right now and the kids are in the back
going wow, that's how it is. Huh light this whole time?
Stop scrolling right now. There's some crazy news that you
have to hear. It's a jewel show. Did you know
(04:42):
that there are places that you can meet people that
aren't one of the ers? What's an earth tender grinder? Oh?
Stir list goes on. There's lots of earth. There's some
humbles too, and some ooze. There's all kinds. But anyway,
dating experts have released a list of unlikely but genius
(05:02):
places that you can meet someone in real life, and
it's going viral this morning. So let's go over the list.
A record shop, they say, is a great place to
meet someone.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I think in theory, do we have record shops? Yes,
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I haven't been to one in a lot. I went
into one on accident the other day. It was cool.
I didn't know it as a record shop. But I
just saw this store I can't remember what it's called now,
and I was like, Hm, that looks interesting. I'll just
go check it out. And then I walked in it. It
was a record shop. I was like, WHOA, that is cool.
This is amazing. Jule was the only person I know
that goes it looks interesting. I'm just gonna walk in
there and see what happens to me. I walk into
a lot of women's boutiques that way, and then I
(05:41):
walk around, I look at stuff and I'm like, I'm
not gonna buy anything, but cool sign no outside. Number
two on the list is women's boutiques. They say that,
more than any other form of media, music is where
we go through life, says doctor Carolyn West, a sexologist
and dating expert at Bumble. She says research has found
(06:03):
that we can learn more about others through music and
other forms of media, and it allows her a bonding
experience as we discuss the music closest to our hearts.
That's true.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I always say a true love language is when you
send me songs that you love, like I love that.
Don't say anything other than just send the song.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Yeah. I like sending songs like if I'm sorry to
talk to someone or whatever. I like sending songs. I
send them to my friends too, and it is a
turn off when someone doesn't listen to it, or doesn't
want to or goes you Yeah, you don't listen to
the songs I send you. Yes, I do, Victoria March Simps.
(06:39):
You sound like March Simpson this morning. I know. I'm
sorry I've lost my voice. I listen to the songs
you send me. No, you don't. I It takes a
while and a lot of reminders, but eventually I do.
I listened to Taylor Swift songs and then another song
you sent me too, the narcissist one who sings that one?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
I heard her name? Well, anyway, I have this still.
But we're going over a list of some of the
genius but unlikely places that you can actually meet somebody.
Your commute how car to car, car to car, man,
(07:19):
that is a way to do it. I've always I've
tried that, and I can never get noticed when I
have tried it in the past and being trapped. It
might be it might be the throw tattoo if you're
hollering at someone out the window with the throw tattoo.
They're rolling up their window and looking the other way.
That is for sure. Even before that though, it just
never worked. You know, like, who does that work for?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Though, I've never even heard of that, unless you're doing
like public transit, you're talking to somebody on the train.
Like when I lived to New York, there's always this
one dude I was waiting to see on the subway,
but I watched him every day in his coffee.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
A dating expert and vice president of dating dot Com said,
it's a great time strike up a conversation while you're
waiting for your transportation tour. So I think they're talking
about public trans rotation makes more sense because.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
If you're sitting in traffic on four O five, you
over there, you want to see something cool?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Yeah, how's your morning going? How we're going over a
list of some of the genius but unlikely places that
you can actually meet somebody in real life. It's pretty crazy,
there are places to meet people in real life. I
love to be reminded of that, though.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
I think sometimes we all need to be reminded that
there is life outside of.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Hey, Julie, Yeah, you met someone in real life at
a place one time.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
I actually did believe it or not tell us about it.
So I met someone at an amusement part standing in
line for a ride. Oh yeah, we were. This was
one of like I think we must have waited up
to like pretty much an hour for this ride, and
(09:00):
I was with a girlfriend, and you know, the first
I would say, maybe twenty minutes, we didn't even pay
any close attention to the people in front of us,
were behind us in line, right, But then twenty minutes
turns into like it feels like you've been standing in
line forever, right, And then all of a sudden, it's
like a half an hour and you're barely moving.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
And you just like, all of a sudden, you become
like these people that you're standing around are like family
or something, because you've been both tortured by this like
you know, long wait.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
And next thing I know, we start talking to these
two guys that were in right in front of us
in line, and very very very long story. Sure I
am now married to one of those.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
That makes sense. It does make total sense because how
long those lines are amusement parks, you go through all
the phases of relationship before it's over. Yeah, that's a
good least to take someone on a date too, because
if you're standing in line, you get to see how
they react to being impatience, you know, totally you can
help them meet their.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Next Then of course it was like time stopped, because
then we totally hit it off, and I could have
continued talking to him forever. And we did actually end
up spending some of the rest of the day together,
Like after the ride, we decided to go to a
couple other rights together and we exchange numbers and that's history.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Well, congratulations, thanks for telling us that story. Call us
out bited eight three four three one to six one
if you also met someone in real life somewhere out
in the world. Pet events is another thing on this
list of genius ways to meet people at unlikely places.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
A pet event. If Victoria is like, what, yeah, a
pet event? You know, at first I heard not pet events.
I heard petivan.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Pet comma events, not a comma, but you know what
I mean. Space, Yeah, there's pet events is a good way.
It says, while looking for a four legged love, perhaps
you'll meet someone with two legs as well.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
My friend has this really cute little white puppy and
all of our guy friends would always ask to borrow
the dog, to take the dog to dog parks to
go try to meet women. So I mean, dudes are trying.
Just maybe when you meet them, be like, is that
really your dog?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Though, don't lie about it. Let's start this off with
a lie. Actually, if you think about it, Nina, well,
anybody in the room, I guess, tell me if this
would be better if you took your friend's dog to
a dog park to try to meet someone and then
they were like, Oh, your dog's so cute, and you're like,
it's not my dog. I just think it's so cute.
I asked my friend that I could borrow it because
I love it so much, like you wanted to take
(11:42):
care of it. Almost Yeah, that's cute. Okay, Yeah, so
don't lie about it. Go with that, it might work better.
Baseball games, they say, is also another genius but unlikely
place where you'd think you would meet somebody.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
It's not unlikely. That is a very likely place to
meet people. I think baseball games is yeah, absolutely pretty
much any sporting event where people are loose and ready.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
To hang out and be open to like having all
kinds of conversations.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Go there early, try to get a player that doesn't
work out, you find somebody else by the bar.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
It's like, you disagree, Victoria, I don't disagree, but I've
never met anyone like who's not super drunk already at
baseball games. That's why people meet there. Go into a
baseball game and hanging out by where where the pitchers
warm UPO the bullpen is hilarious though, because there's so
many people standing by it. Just wanted to get noticed,
(12:33):
to try to pick up a baseball player, not going
to happen. Hey, Beverly, Beverly, hellove Beverly. Sorry, no, no worries.
So you met somebody in real life?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Yeah? I love my boyfriend ch.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
We actually met you guys at the pre list of
ticket concerts. Thank you for coming out to that of course.
But we met at Starbucks. Wait what oh? How he
approached me? That's cool. Were you guys just in line?
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
We were waiting in line and he was asking me
what kind of drink I wanted I was going to
get and I.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Had previously worked at Starbucks, so I gave him.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Some recommendations and then after that we just hit it all.
Did you buy your drink? There too, right then and there.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
He did, yeah he did.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
If you guys are making all this stuff up, I
don't Know's time to play around a versus Victoria, where
you play Victoria in a game of trivia.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
So we got to see how sharp Victoria is today. Ready, Victoria,
rapid fire. See if you can answer these questions? What
is happiness? Smell like flowers? Wrong? Success? What's the answer
to this question? Okay? Waiting? Wait, what what's the question? Okay,
(14:02):
got that wrong? Wait? What if a rhino wasn't a rhino?
What would it be a hippo? Got one right? So
who knows how it's gonna go? Call us up right now?
Eight eight eight three four three if you want to
play Victoria in a game of trivia for tickets to
my comedy tour coming up. Eight eight eight three four
(14:22):
three one O six one will play next. It's time
to play versus Victoria. It's the Jebel Show and it's
America's favorite game show. You thought of this battle Victoria
Ramirez in a game of trivia, and Victoria is extra
not sharp today. Okay, you don't say like that. She
(14:45):
just got back from a trip to New York where
she saw the Jonas brothers and I think she said
three words all morning, and most of them were to herself.
It was amazing. Okay, but I just happened to also
lose my voice, and you didn't lose it, You just
found a new one. You sound like March Simpson and
that's fine.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
The best part is this morning when Juble is trying
to get your attention and he called you Margo four times.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Well, I know he was talking to me. Of course
I was talking to you, Marge. Okay. The game is
played like this. You have thirty seconds to answer as
many questions as possible, and you have to beat Victoria
outright to win. And there are tickets to my comedy tour.
Yeah on the line, first time on stage in two years,
(15:26):
Snowama Casino, September eighth, or Yeah, let's meet our first contestant.
His name is Jason and he just opened a new
hair salon for tortoises. Nice. What's that? Jason didn't even
realize hair Tortoise has had hair? But I know there's
a story on morning Jason. How are you man? Good?
(15:47):
Great man. It's a weird business model you got going on,
because I don't think tortoises. Yeah. Man, but it's a
great idea. I love it. All right, are you ready
to battle Victoria?
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Okay, so we're gonna send Victoria out of the room.
Oh she already tuned out. I didn't. You didn't. Oh
oh wait what okay? Victoria is leaving. No, you're good.
Victoria is leaving. Close the door, looking through the studio window.
Door window, and Jason, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna pay
(16:23):
attention to that window while you answer the questions, because
I have a feeling that she's just gonna get distracted
and wander off. But let's make sure, Jason, are you
ready to go?
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Let's go. Allright. Remember the game is played like this.
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible,
and you have to beat Victoria outright to win. Here
we go, Nina's gonna ask you. Nina's gonna ask the questions.
Your time starts now.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
What social app used to be called musically.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Spotify?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
No, okay, can we move on to the next one?
Going okay, what is the name of Kim Carter ash
And and Kanye West's oldest child, Northwest?
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Perfect?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Who did Jennifer Lopez wed in twenty twenty two.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Oh big pan, oh and your time is up. Jason,
all right, all right, you got what you did? A
great job.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
That's well.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Bring Victoria back in the studio. She's just looking at
her nails. She's she's not even looking in the window now,
she's looking at her nails. What wow, we are live
on the radio. We should really should be live streaming
this on something. Because no, Brad told me to make
sure to stand right next to.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
The door so that I and pay attention with the
other part of the instruction.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
I was painted. I looked down for two seconds. Hey, Jason,
so tell us something about yourself, Like, where are you from.
I'm really from DC. I've moved moved to the northwest
about eight years ago, but originally from DC. Okay, what
do you do for fun? For fun, I like to hike.
I went down a really cool hike this weekend, went
(18:04):
up to heather Lake.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Man.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
That was one of the best likes I've ever ever
done around here. So I highly recommend that one. Where's
Heather's Lake. It's about It's about an hour and a half.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
Northeast of Seattle up you know, east of Everett kind
of northeast of ever.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Ask Heather's permission. It was a great hike. Okay, Brad,
you're ready. Oh, I'm right. Producer Bread is ready with
the music. Now it's time to see if Victoria can
answer the questions. And Jason killed it, by the way,
so you have your work cut out for you. You're about
to be destroyed. I'm about to kill it also. All right, Jason,
(18:40):
we'll hear that energy from Victoria this morning is just insane. Jason.
I'm so sorry about that. Man. She's okay, all right,
here we go. Good luck, Victoria. Your time starts now.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
What social app used to be called musically.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
TikTok?
Speaker 2 (18:56):
What is the name of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's
oldest child?
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Nor Jennifer Lopez wed in twenty twenty two?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Ben Athleck on Ted Lasso. What treat does Ted give
his colleagues that they find irresistible?
Speaker 1 (19:07):
I want to watch that? Okay?
Speaker 2 (19:10):
What is Eleven's favorite food and stranger things?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Waffles?
Speaker 2 (19:14):
What famous married couple co hosts love is Blind? Name
a movie that Taylor Swift has acted in?
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Cats? All right, your time is up, Victoria. It's time
to send it over to the scoreboard and see how
you guys did with our producer Brad Scoreboard Nolan.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
Alright, did I win our caller who I already forgot
his name?
Speaker 1 (19:35):
It's Victoria. I forgot Our caller's name was Jason.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
Jason, you got one correct and Victoria got five.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Nice name. I'm sorry, Jason sucks to be as good. Jason.
You still get take us to the comedy show. Though
it's fun playing Jay, you still got to take us
to the comedy show September eighth at the snow Kwama Casino.
Anybody who's not Jason, you ticket the Snowickets dot com
(20:05):
thiss and no tickets. Congratulations Jason, thanks for playing man.
All right, thanks, yeah, yeah, all right, we'll play again.
We'll go over the answers. Oh yeah, we haven't gone
over the answers.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
The answers I got all the go over the answer
TikTok is the app that was called Musically Northwest is
Kim and Kanye's oldest. Jennifer Lopez married Ben affleck Ted
Lasso gave biscuits to his co workers. Eleven's favorite food
is Ago waffles. Nick and Vanessa la sche host Love
is Blind and Katz is one of the movies that
Taylor Swift was in, so was Valentine's Date, The Lorax,
(20:37):
The Giver and Amsterdam.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Go me. Congratulations, Victoria, I want to know. Congratulations? Does
that mean, like, I never mind, you can't go home
yet you still have to finish the work day. Yeah,
she's just trying to get out of here. Okay, but
I won. Shouldn't that mean something
You will laugh at this. It's the Jewil Show. One
of the greatest joys as a parent is telling your
kids something ridiculous and then watching how beautifully naive and
innocent little minds are. Is that true?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Only parent in the room, Brade, Okay, make sure to
remember to eventually tell them that innocent, little white lie
that you told them.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Tell them the truth at some point, right Otherwise they'll
grow up and they'll learn the hard way. They'll call
in sick to work one day and tell their boss
that they might have a cold because they woke up
with the stuffy butt. That's when they'll learn that you
lied to them when they were younger and told them
that noses are called butts and butts are called noses.
(00:44):
And now we know a jewel would have done, and
it will take them that long to learn it. But
the list is going viral. Of the weirdest lies you
were told as a kid, call us up eight eight
eight three four three one six one eight eight eight
three four three one o six one. What is a
lie that you were told as a kid that you believe,
probably for way too long. One of the ones on
this list is that waves at the beach are made
(01:06):
by the whales. That's fun. It's actually really cute. What
you could actually see somebody on a date going, wow,
this is so beautiful out and those waves. There must
be some big whales out there. Why, because that's how
waves are made. No, somebody lies to you call us
eight eight eight three, four to six one text and
(01:27):
four to six one. Here's another lie that somebody believed
as a kid until they got way too old. Moths
are the ghosts of butterflies.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Wow, funny, that's cute.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
So what do you have to kind of think of
it for a second? Who came up with that idea?
Do parents tell their kids some creative lies? And I
don't know if they do it. I mean I think
sometimes they do it on purpose, But then I think
sometimes they were told to lie when they were a kid.
So somebody told them that moths are the ghosts of butterflies,
and then they just went with it as fact, never
looked it up, and they're just like, yeah, I'm just
going to continue it.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
That's one things down, I guess your family.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Here's another lie that somebody believed for way too long.
It says during the First Iraq War, a kid's Grandpa
told him that Saddam Hussein was shot. Saddam Hussein shot
down Santa Slay. But okay, it turns out Santa one
he was alive, and well, wow, it's not okay. The
politics of that family was right exactly. Wow, that's not
(02:31):
to a child, I mean, I mean, what's the grandpa
and angry old grandpa would No, all of his friends
argue with him and tell him to shut up, so
he has nobody else to will listen to him. So
the kids just listening, and he's like, yeah, that's Saddam Hussein.
You know, you shot down Santa Slay. That's the problem.
That's why Santa's running late, and Santa will be fine
to Santa's American call us eight eight three three six
(02:53):
one text and four one o six one. Someone else
put on this list of lies that they were told
as a kid. The term going commando means driving with
your windows down. That's a mom it just got hot.
Her friend being like, oh, you went to commando today, huh.
And that's probably how it happens soon And you know
that's a good point. You just blew my mind with that.
(03:14):
That is probably how it happens, you know, you're talking
about some adult stuff and then your kid goes, what Mom,
what is going Commando mean? Yeah, driving with the windows down? Babe?
Shut up?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Because I'm that drunk ant that will walk into the
room where the kids are playing around. I'm like, oh, girl,
you don't even know what I've got on right now.
And then they've got to explain it, and I know
got little people are here.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Hey Leah, Yes, what's a lie that you were told
as a kid.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
So you know, when you're driving in the car and
you turn on the interior light. My mom always told me, no,
we can't have that light on in the car because
we're going to get pulled over. And I found out
like five years ago they yeah, can actually have.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
That light on.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I still get nervous when I turned it on.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Yeah, I still get nervous.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
And if my son tries to turn on, like, no,
let's not turn that light on.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Not because anything will happen. It just triggers Mommy. The
real I think everybody's parents told them that lie. I
don't know why they did that, but they just wanted
the lights off.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
The way it came from, It's like one of those things, right,
everyone thought that, but it wasn't true.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I think at some point people truly believed it though,
and it's just now, until recently did we decide to
investigate if it was true, because I think everybody just
understood that that.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Was a thing. And there's there's a there's a family
driving right now and the kids are in the back
going wow, that's how it is. Huh light this whole time?
Stop scrolling right now. There's some crazy news that you
have to hear. It's a jewel show. Did you know
(04:42):
that there are places that you can meet people that
aren't one of the ers? What's an earth tender grinder? Oh?
Stir list goes on. There's lots of earth. There's some
humbles too, and some ooze. There's all kinds. But anyway,
dating experts have released a list of unlikely but genius
(05:02):
places that you can meet someone in real life, and
it's going viral this morning. So let's go over the list.
A record shop, they say, is a great place to
meet someone.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I think in theory, do we have record shops? Yes,
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I haven't been to one in a lot. I went
into one on accident the other day. It was cool.
I didn't know it as a record shop. But I
just saw this store I can't remember what it's called now,
and I was like, Hm, that looks interesting. I'll just
go check it out. And then I walked in it. It
was a record shop. I was like, WHOA, that is cool.
This is amazing. Jule was the only person I know
that goes it looks interesting. I'm just gonna walk in
there and see what happens to me. I walk into
a lot of women's boutiques that way, and then I
(05:41):
walk around, I look at stuff and I'm like, I'm
not gonna buy anything, but cool sign no outside. Number
two on the list is women's boutiques. They say that,
more than any other form of media, music is where
we go through life, says doctor Carolyn West, a sexologist
and dating expert at Bumble. She says research has found
(06:03):
that we can learn more about others through music and
other forms of media, and it allows her a bonding
experience as we discuss the music closest to our hearts.
That's true.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I always say a true love language is when you
send me songs that you love, like I love that.
Don't say anything other than just send the song.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Yeah. I like sending songs like if I'm sorry to
talk to someone or whatever. I like sending songs. I
send them to my friends too, and it is a
turn off when someone doesn't listen to it, or doesn't
want to or goes you Yeah, you don't listen to
the songs I send you. Yes, I do, Victoria March Simps.
(06:39):
You sound like March Simpson this morning. I know. I'm
sorry I've lost my voice. I listen to the songs
you send me. No, you don't. I It takes a
while and a lot of reminders, but eventually I do.
I listened to Taylor Swift songs and then another song
you sent me too, the narcissist one who sings that one?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
I heard her name? Well, anyway, I have this still.
But we're going over a list of some of the
genius but unlikely places that you can actually meet somebody.
Your commute how car to car, car to car, man,
(07:19):
that is a way to do it. I've always I've
tried that, and I can never get noticed when I
have tried it in the past and being trapped. It
might be it might be the throw tattoo if you're
hollering at someone out the window with the throw tattoo.
They're rolling up their window and looking the other way.
That is for sure. Even before that though, it just
never worked. You know, like, who does that work for?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Though, I've never even heard of that, unless you're doing
like public transit, you're talking to somebody on the train.
Like when I lived to New York, there's always this
one dude I was waiting to see on the subway,
but I watched him every day in his coffee.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
A dating expert and vice president of dating dot Com said,
it's a great time strike up a conversation while you're
waiting for your transportation tour. So I think they're talking
about public trans rotation makes more sense because.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
If you're sitting in traffic on four O five, you
over there, you want to see something cool?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Yeah, how's your morning going? How we're going over a
list of some of the genius but unlikely places that
you can actually meet somebody in real life. It's pretty crazy,
there are places to meet people in real life. I
love to be reminded of that, though.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
I think sometimes we all need to be reminded that
there is life outside of.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Hey, Julie, Yeah, you met someone in real life at
a place one time.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
I actually did believe it or not tell us about it.
So I met someone at an amusement part standing in
line for a ride. Oh yeah, we were. This was
one of like I think we must have waited up
to like pretty much an hour for this ride, and
(09:00):
I was with a girlfriend, and you know, the first
I would say, maybe twenty minutes, we didn't even pay
any close attention to the people in front of us,
were behind us in line, right, But then twenty minutes
turns into like it feels like you've been standing in
line forever, right, And then all of a sudden, it's
like a half an hour and you're barely moving.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
And you just like, all of a sudden, you become
like these people that you're standing around are like family
or something, because you've been both tortured by this like
you know, long wait.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
And next thing I know, we start talking to these
two guys that were in right in front of us
in line, and very very very long story. Sure I
am now married to one of those.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
That makes sense. It does make total sense because how
long those lines are amusement parks, you go through all
the phases of relationship before it's over. Yeah, that's a
good least to take someone on a date too, because
if you're standing in line, you get to see how
they react to being impatience, you know, totally you can
help them meet their.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Next Then of course it was like time stopped, because
then we totally hit it off, and I could have
continued talking to him forever. And we did actually end
up spending some of the rest of the day together,
Like after the ride, we decided to go to a
couple other rights together and we exchange numbers and that's history.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Well, congratulations, thanks for telling us that story. Call us
out bited eight three four three one to six one
if you also met someone in real life somewhere out
in the world. Pet events is another thing on this
list of genius ways to meet people at unlikely places.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
A pet event. If Victoria is like, what, yeah, a
pet event? You know, at first I heard not pet events.
I heard petivan.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Pet comma events, not a comma, but you know what
I mean. Space, Yeah, there's pet events is a good way.
It says, while looking for a four legged love, perhaps
you'll meet someone with two legs as well.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
My friend has this really cute little white puppy and
all of our guy friends would always ask to borrow
the dog, to take the dog to dog parks to
go try to meet women. So I mean, dudes are trying.
Just maybe when you meet them, be like, is that
really your dog?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Though, don't lie about it. Let's start this off with
a lie. Actually, if you think about it, Nina, well,
anybody in the room, I guess, tell me if this
would be better if you took your friend's dog to
a dog park to try to meet someone and then
they were like, Oh, your dog's so cute, and you're like,
it's not my dog. I just think it's so cute.
I asked my friend that I could borrow it because
I love it so much, like you wanted to take
(11:42):
care of it. Almost Yeah, that's cute. Okay, Yeah, so
don't lie about it. Go with that, it might work better.
Baseball games, they say, is also another genius but unlikely
place where you'd think you would meet somebody.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
It's not unlikely. That is a very likely place to
meet people. I think baseball games is yeah, absolutely pretty
much any sporting event where people are loose and ready.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
To hang out and be open to like having all
kinds of conversations.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Go there early, try to get a player that doesn't
work out, you find somebody else by the bar.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
It's like, you disagree, Victoria, I don't disagree, but I've
never met anyone like who's not super drunk already at
baseball games. That's why people meet there. Go into a
baseball game and hanging out by where where the pitchers
warm UPO the bullpen is hilarious though, because there's so
many people standing by it. Just wanted to get noticed,
(12:33):
to try to pick up a baseball player, not going
to happen. Hey, Beverly, Beverly, hellove Beverly. Sorry, no, no worries.
So you met somebody in real life?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Yeah? I love my boyfriend ch.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
We actually met you guys at the pre list of
ticket concerts. Thank you for coming out to that of course.
But we met at Starbucks. Wait what oh? How he
approached me? That's cool. Were you guys just in line?
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
We were waiting in line and he was asking me
what kind of drink I wanted I was going to
get and I.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Had previously worked at Starbucks, so I gave him.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Some recommendations and then after that we just hit it all.
Did you buy your drink? There too, right then and there.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
He did, yeah he did.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
If you guys are making all this stuff up, I
don't Know's time to play around a versus Victoria, where
you play Victoria in a game of trivia.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
So we got to see how sharp Victoria is today. Ready, Victoria,
rapid fire. See if you can answer these questions? What
is happiness? Smell like flowers? Wrong? Success? What's the answer
to this question? Okay? Waiting? Wait, what what's the question? Okay,
(14:02):
got that wrong? Wait? What if a rhino wasn't a rhino?
What would it be a hippo? Got one right? So
who knows how it's gonna go? Call us up right now?
Eight eight eight three four three if you want to
play Victoria in a game of trivia for tickets to
my comedy tour coming up. Eight eight eight three four
(14:22):
three one O six one will play next. It's time
to play versus Victoria. It's the Jebel Show and it's
America's favorite game show. You thought of this battle Victoria
Ramirez in a game of trivia, and Victoria is extra
not sharp today. Okay, you don't say like that. She
(14:45):
just got back from a trip to New York where
she saw the Jonas brothers and I think she said
three words all morning, and most of them were to herself.
It was amazing. Okay, but I just happened to also
lose my voice, and you didn't lose it, You just
found a new one. You sound like March Simpson and
that's fine.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
The best part is this morning when Juble is trying
to get your attention and he called you Margo four times.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Well, I know he was talking to me. Of course
I was talking to you, Marge. Okay. The game is
played like this. You have thirty seconds to answer as
many questions as possible, and you have to beat Victoria
outright to win. And there are tickets to my comedy tour.
Yeah on the line, first time on stage in two years,
(15:26):
Snowama Casino, September eighth, or Yeah, let's meet our first contestant.
His name is Jason and he just opened a new
hair salon for tortoises. Nice. What's that? Jason didn't even
realize hair Tortoise has had hair? But I know there's
a story on morning Jason. How are you man? Good?
(15:47):
Great man. It's a weird business model you got going on,
because I don't think tortoises. Yeah. Man, but it's a
great idea. I love it. All right, are you ready
to battle Victoria?
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Okay, so we're gonna send Victoria out of the room.
Oh she already tuned out. I didn't. You didn't. Oh
oh wait what okay? Victoria is leaving. No, you're good.
Victoria is leaving. Close the door, looking through the studio window.
Door window, and Jason, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna pay
(16:23):
attention to that window while you answer the questions, because
I have a feeling that she's just gonna get distracted
and wander off. But let's make sure, Jason, are you
ready to go?
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Let's go. Allright. Remember the game is played like this.
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible,
and you have to beat Victoria outright to win. Here
we go, Nina's gonna ask you. Nina's gonna ask the questions.
Your time starts now.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
What social app used to be called musically.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Spotify?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
No, okay, can we move on to the next one?
Going okay, what is the name of Kim Carter ash
And and Kanye West's oldest child, Northwest?
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Perfect?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Who did Jennifer Lopez wed in twenty twenty two.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Oh big pan, oh and your time is up. Jason,
all right, all right, you got what you did? A
great job.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
That's well.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Bring Victoria back in the studio. She's just looking at
her nails. She's she's not even looking in the window now,
she's looking at her nails. What wow, we are live
on the radio. We should really should be live streaming
this on something. Because no, Brad told me to make
sure to stand right next to.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
The door so that I and pay attention with the
other part of the instruction.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
I was painted. I looked down for two seconds. Hey, Jason,
so tell us something about yourself, Like, where are you from.
I'm really from DC. I've moved moved to the northwest
about eight years ago, but originally from DC. Okay, what
do you do for fun? For fun, I like to hike.
I went down a really cool hike this weekend, went
(18:04):
up to heather Lake.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Man.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
That was one of the best likes I've ever ever
done around here. So I highly recommend that one. Where's
Heather's Lake. It's about It's about an hour and a half.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
Northeast of Seattle up you know, east of Everett kind
of northeast of ever.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Ask Heather's permission. It was a great hike. Okay, Brad,
you're ready. Oh, I'm right. Producer Bread is ready with
the music. Now it's time to see if Victoria can
answer the questions. And Jason killed it, by the way,
so you have your work cut out for you. You're about
to be destroyed. I'm about to kill it also. All right, Jason,
(18:40):
we'll hear that energy from Victoria this morning is just insane. Jason.
I'm so sorry about that. Man. She's okay, all right,
here we go. Good luck, Victoria. Your time starts now.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
What social app used to be called musically.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
TikTok?
Speaker 2 (18:56):
What is the name of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's
oldest child?
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Nor Jennifer Lopez wed in twenty twenty two?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Ben Athleck on Ted Lasso. What treat does Ted give
his colleagues that they find irresistible?
Speaker 1 (19:07):
I want to watch that? Okay?
Speaker 2 (19:10):
What is Eleven's favorite food and stranger things?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Waffles?
Speaker 2 (19:14):
What famous married couple co hosts love is Blind? Name
a movie that Taylor Swift has acted in?
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Cats? All right, your time is up, Victoria. It's time
to send it over to the scoreboard and see how
you guys did with our producer Brad Scoreboard Nolan.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
Alright, did I win our caller who I already forgot
his name?
Speaker 1 (19:35):
It's Victoria. I forgot Our caller's name was Jason.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
Jason, you got one correct and Victoria got five.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Nice name. I'm sorry, Jason sucks to be as good. Jason.
You still get take us to the comedy show. Though
it's fun playing Jay, you still got to take us
to the comedy show September eighth at the snow Kwama Casino.
Anybody who's not Jason, you ticket the Snowickets dot com
(20:05):
thiss and no tickets. Congratulations Jason, thanks for playing man.
All right, thanks, yeah, yeah, all right, we'll play again.
We'll go over the answers. Oh yeah, we haven't gone
over the answers.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
The answers I got all the go over the answer
TikTok is the app that was called Musically Northwest is
Kim and Kanye's oldest. Jennifer Lopez married Ben affleck Ted
Lasso gave biscuits to his co workers. Eleven's favorite food
is Ago waffles. Nick and Vanessa la sche host Love
is Blind and Katz is one of the movies that
Taylor Swift was in, so was Valentine's Date, The Lorax,
(20:37):
The Giver and Amsterdam.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Go me. Congratulations, Victoria, I want to know. Congratulations? Does
that mean, like, I never mind, you can't go home
yet you still have to finish the work day. Yeah,
she's just trying to get out of here. Okay, but
I won. Shouldn't that mean something
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