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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm stupid, you're smart. I was wrong, you were right.
You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good looking,
I'm not attractive.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
All right, as long as you're willing to admit that it's.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria, your
chance to take on our own Victoria Amiria is in
a falltastic game of trivia for all the trivia glory. Also,
speaking of fall, you and your house need to get
ready for fall, and Macy's has got you covered, literally
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(00:36):
dot com and call us if you want to play
eight eight eight three four three one O six one
eight eight eight three four three one O six one.
You can also dm us at the Jubil Show or
go to the Jubilshow dot com if you want to
play Victoria. And now for some fun brain exercises to
get Victoria's brain and ready to go. Okay, are you ready?
I need so here we go. Answer these as best
as you can. If you had to replace your hands
with something else, what would you choose?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Hmm, to my feet, But then I don't think my
toes would work as well as the fingers. What's your answer?
I don't know, it could be anything. I have a
funny answer, right, can't you just grabbed your boob? I
know that's the only other thing that has two weird
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would that be if you had those for hands? Though?
The only thing you shake your hand? If it's like that,
two eyes you have ears? You have of so many things. Also,
that you can have two of things that you only have.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Doesn't have to be part of your body either, anything anywhere?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
What bad? I thought, you're daddy, there's fun Okay, I'm sorry,
I thought just yeah, that's all right. She has boobs
for hands down.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
You can play Victoria.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
I mean, I'm next with you versus Victoria. It's a
jewel show. I'm looking at your hands, funny, good morning?
Can I take your order?
Speaker 5 (01:57):
I black coffee? Large?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Flack?
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Do you mean aventy?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
No? I mean a large?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Yeah, the biggest funny guy, venty is large, vent is twenty, Danny, Yeah,
large is large. In fact, the call is large and
grande is Spanish for large. Venti's the only one that
doesn't mean large.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
He's also the only one that's Italian.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Congratulations for stupid in three languages.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Amerias in a game
of trivia for one hundred dollars Macy's gift card. And
let's meet today's contestant for You versus Victoria, Tyler.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
What's up?
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Tyler?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
He good man?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Are you ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 5 (02:37):
All right? I hope? So?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Yeah? What makes you think you can beat Victoria? Tyler?
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Every morning and I've been waiting for the phone call.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Oh Victoria, what makes you think you can beat Tyler?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I think I'm fast, efficient, I'm not always correct, but
I think I am and I have pretty good explanations.
I think about it. It can't be correct.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
All right, out of the studio, Here we go, Tyler.
Can you imagine she's a lawyer for thirty.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you
don't know when, just say pass and Victoria has to
be you outright to win?
Speaker 5 (03:11):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
All right, all right, here we go, Tyler, your time
starts now.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Which is the largest bone on the human body?
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (03:20):
School?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
The five biggest American tech companies are known by what
acronym bush name the bird which can mimic humans. What
is the capital of the United States? Oh?
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Washington, DC?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Plants need sun water? And what to make food?
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Okay, got that enough time?
Speaker 3 (03:48):
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio and while she's
getting settled. How do you feel about your answer?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Tyler?
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Oh, it's a long harder when you're on the spot.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
What's something you would like the world to know today about?
You could be about anything.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
I like bowling, but I just injured my wrist bowling.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Oh are you a good bowler?
Speaker 5 (04:08):
I'm pretty average.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
What would you call average that people who say their
average are normally? Yeah? Average is.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
That?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
That's pretty good? Right? We should go bowl?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
What's a good score? Three hundred is perfect? I think
three hundreds perfect?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Yeah, so you're one hundreds and I do a bad game.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Okay, so you're better than the average player.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
For sure.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
I'm average, Except now you've got that risk injury, which
they're talking about on ESPN.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
But you got a cool story. Now, how'd you hurt
that risk being an average bullet.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
It was bowling accident. Yeah, throwing the rock down there
too hard? All right, Victorias in studio, Ready to go? Yep,
here we go, Victoria thirty seconds. Answer as many questions
as possible. If you don't know when, just say pass
and you have to beat Tyler outright. Twin and Tyler,
you can tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Which is the largest bone on the human body?
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Leg bone? Okay? The five biggest American tech companies are
known by what acronym?
Speaker 5 (05:12):
What?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I can give it as prindle, but in your card,
I don't know prindle bark drive b o ia a
bird that mimics humans?
Speaker 5 (05:27):
What?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Monkey?
Speaker 5 (05:28):
Wait the bird? All right?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Are you? Are you drunk?
Speaker 5 (05:38):
What?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Stop? I just wasn't thank you? I heard a human like?
Either thought a monkey? That answer is a parrot? Or too?
Can for which one parrot?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
I think a monkey?
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Send it over to the scoreboard and see how you
guys did with our scoreboard produce bread. Tyler got too correct,
and I'm gonna give Victoria one.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Why the monkey? Yes?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
All right? Are you sitting here?
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Bird?
Speaker 5 (06:08):
Well?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Tyler?
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Congratulations you be Victoria? You got one hundred dollars give
card to Macy's.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
A monkey is not a bird. Which way are you
giving her?
Speaker 5 (06:15):
Right?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
She eventually said parrot, She said monkey WANs monkeys are
the most like human. But it's not a bird. A monkey.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
It's not a bird.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
And I'm well aware of that. Are you sure? Although
in that one Wizard of Oz movie there are flying monkeys.
Fair what anyway? Okay, The largest bone in the human
body is the femur, which is die bone to your leg.
There's not a leg bone, yeah it is. There's multiple
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bones in your leg. Yeah. Well, and then the five
pig together, the five biggest American tech companies are known
by Mama. I didn't know this meta, Apple, Microsoft, Amazon
on in alphabet mom so, mama, no parrots, manic humans.
And then Washington, d C. Is the capital of the
United States. And carbon dioxide is what else plants feed
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other than sun and water to make food. Mm yeah
that one. Because you didn't get their monkey. Well, y'all
were laughing too much.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
You could have asked me, Tyler, thank you for playing
congratulations awesome?
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yeah, I have a good one. Looks like you were
Victoria the same time. Every single weekday morning.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
I remember, if you want to play Victoria, all you
have to do is DMUs at the Jewel Show or
go to the jewelshow dot com