Victoria Gets Shut Out in the Most Embarrassing Game Yet

Trivia glory—or total humiliation. There’s no in-between when you play You vs. Victoria.

Today’s contestant, Kirk, came ready to rumble. Victoria? Not so much. Let’s just say this: Kirk smoked her. And he didn’t even need a gas station burrito to do it.

• Which planet is the smallest in our solar system?

• Who launched the first artificial Earth satellite?

• And how many notes are in a major scale?
  Kirk crushed them. Victoria blanked.

But stick around—because the trash talk didn’t end with the scoreboard.

Plus, a quick update on the wild cheating drama that’s still blowing minds from yesterday’s To Catch a Cheater—and a reminder to listen in for tomorrow’s jaw-dropping showdown.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sort of a mentally challenged airhead. No, not even I
didn't say that. It was like, why am I even
listening to? To begin with? Your virgin who can't dry?
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Amaras in a game

(00:20):
of trivia for Maris tickets today, and let's meet our
contestant for you versus Victoria. Kirk. What up, Kirk? How
are you?

Speaker 2 (00:28):
What up?

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Guys? Good morning?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
I'm too great?

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Oh, b Kirk? I like this? It didn't Kirk?

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Yeah, Kirk? And Victoria found her coffee? So I did?

Speaker 3 (00:39):
I finally found her? Was I did?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
I was worried about it, but thank you I found it.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
I was really, where's your trash talk today? Victoria? I
left it.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
I traded that in for the coffee cup. I have
got to say, your trash talk is about as threatening
as a ladybug on a sunflower.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Hey man, someb of these lady bugs are poisonous. You
know that, Okay, are poisonous? Yes? In school?

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Like some that is.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
That's not true. Someone told me that I don't know
actually true, but I believe it. So you know what, Kirk,
take your trashock, and I can't say.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
We're gonna send our little pass. The fact is, ladybugs
are not poisonous.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
But they can release a foul smell when they feel threatened.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Yes, so, because we were like, you're.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Wrong again, Victoria, our little ladybug isn't a poisonous one,
but if she gets startled, she might release foul smell.
The third time she slipped us off. Yes, she walked
into it. She's outside And here we go, Kirk. Thirty seconds.
Answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,

(02:00):
just say pass and Victoria has to beat you all
right to win?

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Okay, got it?

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Are you ready? Yes? Here we go, Kirk. Your time
starts now.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
In music? How many notes are in a standard major scale?

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Well?

Speaker 2 (02:15):
What's the name of the first artificial earth satellite launched
by humans? In Which European city would you find? The
historic coliseum? Rome? What is the smallest planet in our
solar system? Mercury? What does a seismologist study earthquake? Who

(02:37):
wrote the epic poem The Odyssey?

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Uh Homer, All right, we're gonna send bring Victoria back
into the studio. And well right, well, Victoria is getting ready.
Here's a question for you, Kirk, which do you trust
less gas stations? Sushi or Victoria seriously or a gas

(03:08):
station brito? Ooh ooh, I'm gonna have to go with
the sushi call. Really, there's a follow up to that, Kirk.
When's the last time you had a gas station brito?
It's been a while, Jubil, I don't trust food at
a gas station. You're a smart man. Her I'm not

(03:28):
as smart as you, I guess. Still, Yeah, it was
years ago that I have If anybody knows about the
bomb burrito, you know what I'm talking about, that thing,
we'll wreck you.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
For years the name itself like imagine to give it
away to you.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
We do not get those all right, Here we go, Victoria,
thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say pass and you have
to beat Kirk outright to win. Are you ready? Yeah?
All right, here we go, Victoria. Your time starts, Kirk.
You can tell Victoria, Victoria your time starts.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Oh, yes, Now.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
In music, how many notes are in a standard major scale?

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Devin?

Speaker 3 (04:18):
What's your name?

Speaker 2 (04:20):
What's the name of the first artificial Earth satellite? Launched
by humans.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
The main one.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Next, Nina, in which European city would you find the
historic Colisseum?

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Uh city? Uh? Victoria, I I don't know.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Vennis, what is the smallest planet in our solar system?
You're in it? Now? That right?

Speaker 1 (04:47):
I mean it's right. Let's send it over to the
scoreboard and see how you guys did with our scoreboard.
Producer Bread.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Got four correct? Okay, pause? First off, No, Victoria got
zero correct, Kirk.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
I crushed it.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
I was under pressure.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
You got he Mariner's tickets just are playing and you're
the champion today. Kirk, good job, thank your little.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Tis you awesome. I love the show. I love it.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Man, appreciate you.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yeah, it's Someboddy. Hey man, stop smoking, pull me out
on the d Kirk. I'm gonna find you.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
I am going to find you, and I'm going to
ruin your life if he quits the Who's Victoria gonna
smoke with?

Speaker 2 (05:45):
It's the job that's making me do it, yours.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Victoria's got her like a twelve pack of day habit.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
One right before this name.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Let's get the answers now with Nina music.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
There are eight notes in a standard major scale. The
name of the first artificial Earth satellite launched by humans
is Sputnik. The Colisseum can be found in Rome. Mercury
is the smallest planet. A seismologist studies earthquakes, and Kirk,
you got it.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
The Odyssey is is Homer. I know that one.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
I know.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
All right, nice work, Kirk, You're awesome. Thank you for
playing man. I appreciate you.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
Guys, make sure we get your address all right.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
We play you for Victoria the same time every single
weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play Victoria, all
you have to do is dm us at the Jubile
Show or go to the jubilshow dot com. Also, while
you're at the Jubilshow dot com, make sure you get
caught up on the To Catch a Cheaters. It is
oh yeah, it is all kinds of drama. So if
you haven't been paying attention, we did a to Catch

(06:51):
a Cheater yesterday where a woman called up and thought
her boyfriend was cheating. We got him on the phone,
sounded like he wasn't cheating. It was like, I love
you all that stuff that I thought you were cheating.
And then right after that his wife or someone claiming
to be his wife called We got the two women
on the phone today and it sure sounds like it's.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
His wife, which is crazy and honestly infuriating.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
I kind of feel like I was cheated on too
now ye Like I'm serious. He's a good liar.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
So make sure you check out tomorrow's to Sketch Cheer
because we're gonna have both of them on the phone
to try to catch him, to call him and like
out him.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
He needs to be outed.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Yeah, So that's that's. You can catch up on that
podcast at the jubleshow dot com.