Victoria Gets Stumped and a 9-Year-Old Reigns Supreme

Today’s You vs. Victoria was a trivia showdown between Victoria and a mom named Shirley—with backup from her trivia-savvy 9-year-old daughter. Despite the challenging questions (Mesopotamia, combustion gases, and Jane Austen, oh my!), Shirley’s squad pulled off a win by simply… not losing. Victoria gets blanked, the team celebrates Lil Wayne tickets, and we all learn that yes, “venti” actually just means “twenty.”

Plus, we’re taking You vs. Victoria LIVE on stage June 22nd at the Tacoma Comedy Club. Let’s see if Victoria can get at least one answer right this time.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning. Can I take your order?

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Am I get a.

Speaker 3 (00:02):
Tall child, a large black coffee? Large?

Speaker 4 (00:06):
Black?

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Do you mean a venty?

Speaker 3 (00:08):
No? I mean a large? He means a venti.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Yeah, the biggest one you've got, Venti is large. No
vent is twenty Danny, Yeah, large is large. In fact,
tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti's
the only one that doesn't mean large.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
It's also the only one that's Italian.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Congratulations for stupid and three languages.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria. Your
chance to take on Victoria Romeias in a game of
trivia for Lil Wayne tickets today, and let's meet our
contestant for you versus Victoria.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Surely, what's up, Shirley? How are you hi? How's it going?
I'm so excited.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
I'm allying.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
I got my kids at me and my daughter is
like a super player at this game.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
It's so stoked.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Oh can I even learn of that? How old your
daughter is? He's nine nine?

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Cool?

Speaker 3 (00:57):
And how often does she beat Victoria?

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:02):
If that makes a little bit, She's honest.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
And while she's leaving, surely the game is played like this.
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
Okay, got it right?

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Are you ready?

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yep?

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Here we go, Shirley, your time starts now.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
What is the name of the famous ancient trade route
connecting China to the Mediterranean?

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Oh? Who wrote Pride and Prejudice?

Speaker 4 (01:41):
Crap?

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Which gas is essential for the process of combustion as anything?
What a modern day.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
Country was once known as Mesopotamia.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
I'm going to fail.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
This term describes a combination of three or more music
notes played simultaneously.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
A verse. Okay, got that, And we'll bring Victoria back
into the studio. And while she's getting her headphones off
on and stuff and getting settled, here's.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
A question for you.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Surely, in your opinion, what is the worst possible thing
you could find under your pillow?

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (02:28):
I don't know, Like, I don't know. My daughter says
it's fired, and I don't want to.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Find that either.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yeah, I agree with your daughter.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
What's not a scorpion under your pillow?

Speaker 4 (02:40):
At my friend's house, she used to kind of like
live like with horses and stuff, and so there's a scorpion.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Once I was like, oh, no, that's it. That's all
you did.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
I mean, I can't do much else other than run.
But I was like half asleep.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
So it kind of explains a lot.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
All right, Here we go, Victoria thirty seconds to answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say pass and you have to beat Sureley outright
way and surely you can tell Victoria when.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
To go go?

Speaker 4 (03:12):
What is the name of the famous ancient trade route
connecting China to the Mediterranean. Oh, I don't know. That's
who is pride and prejudice? An author which gas is
essential for the process of combustion? Yikes, I don't know
what modern day country was once known as Mesopotamia.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
That's m describes a combination of three or more music
notes played simultaneously.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
I don't you should know that one? Which which mythology?

Speaker 4 (03:41):
What mythological figure was cursed to turn everything he touched
into gold?

Speaker 1 (03:48):
What?

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yeah, give me Acond? Gives Acond give me one thousand?

Speaker 3 (03:54):
That?

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Okay, I don't know. I don't have time.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
Alright, let's sit it over to the scoreboard and see
how you guys did with our scoreboard producer Brad.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Surely in the squad got zero correct, but so did Victoria,
and that means Sureley in the squad wins.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Congratulations, squad, those were got Lil Wayne tickets.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
And let's get the answers now with Needa.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
The famous ancient trade route connecting China to the Mediterranean
is called the Silk Road. Jane Austen wrote Pride and Prejudice, Oh,
I need that oxygen is the gas that it's essential
for the process of combustion. Iraq is the modern day
country once known as Mesopotamia. And then three or more
music notes played simultaneously is a chord. And then King

(04:45):
King Midas is the mythological figure who was cursed to
turn everything he touched into golt.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Wait, what was a rock Iraq? O?

Speaker 4 (04:53):
I r a M.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
She might understand better, is Iraq Iraq? I'm sorry, I'm Aronnie,
so we say rock. I was like, I'm so lost.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
There's not a called a rock is.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
A space rock?

Speaker 4 (05:12):
I He reminded me of the kids when I was
growing up. They're like, oh I ran to a rock
And I was like, Okay, guys cool.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Such as the IRAQ. Hey Shirley, thank you for playing
have a great day. Oh, thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
You guys.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Yeap, we played you Verse Victoria at the same time
every single weekday morning. Hey Shirley, Yes, did you also
know that we're gonna be doing the show live on
stage at the Tacoma Comedy Club on June twenty second.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Oh stop, I'll be there, dope.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
If you want to go, you get tickets at the
Jubil Show dot Com. But we'll be playing Verse Victoria
on stage as well, so you can go to that
and then round two.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Yeah hard your phone break up? Its every single hour
on the twenties.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Your next one is coming up right after this, and
then right after that is Nina's what's trending.

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