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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What you just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in
your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything
that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this
room is now dumber for having listened to it. I
award you no points, and may God have mercy on
(00:21):
your soul.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Amirs and a fantastic
game of trivia.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
For all the trivia glory.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Oh also, Kendrick Lamar tickets, So call us right now
if you want to play eight eight eight three four
three one six one eight eight.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Eight three four three one o six one.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
You can also dm us at the Jubil Show or
go to the jubilshow dot com if you think you
have what it takes to battle Victoria Amirs in the
most epic game of trivia ever.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Yeah, alright, I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Victoria has more trash talk today, show you what you're
up against.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Here we go. You want your music for it? Here
you go. EXAs you're already.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Laughing by the time I'm done with this.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I'm just telling you right now.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
You're gonna be rathing in every last choice that led
you to this exact moment. You're not just gonna lose,
You're gonna lose so badly that future generations will tell
the story as a cautionary tale.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Question, what are they going to be doing with the choice?
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Rethinking, every life choice, everythinking?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
What did you hear?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
It sounded like you said breathing.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
I thought you said breathing.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
I thought you said.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Reaping, which would have kind of made so I give
you too much credit rethinking. Okay, yeah, okay, okay, we're
gonna work on your word separation.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I kind of didn't hear the end of it because
I was so focused on trying to figure out what
word you said.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Basically, they're going to lose so badly that future generations
will tell the story as a cautionary tale.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Okay, I like that part.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
You heard that car right?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Well, if you want to play Victoria, callis right now.
We'll play your versus Victoria right after this. It's in
three minutes. It's the Jewel Show.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
I'm stupid, you're smart. I was wrong, you were right.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
You're the best, I'm the worst.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
You're very good looking. I'm not attractive, all right, as
long as you're willing to admit.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
That, It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game. You
versus Victoria, your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez for
Kendrick Lamar ticket. Let's meet today's lovely and beautiful contestant
for you verus Victoria.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Maybe it's a cousin of yours, Eddie Ramirez going good?
Are you related to Victoria? How's it going? Because maybe
who knows? Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Okay, this is this is not only a battle to
see who wins at trivia, but this is a battle
for the last name if you want. If you beat Victoria's,
she has to change her last name to something else.
I don't know. But she's not worthy Martinez mart I'm
not worthy of being a Ramirez if you put me that.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
In the year But I was Ronnie Martinas in the
yearbook and Victoria Ramirez.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
So yeah, in her high school yearbook, they had another
picture of her and it was Ronnie Martinez and it.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Was a different picture too.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
I don't know where they got it literally comes to
me anyway, So all.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Right, we're gonna send Victoria out of the studio and
Eddie the game is played like this. You have thirty
seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you
don't know one, just say pass and Victoria has to
beat you outright to win.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Are you ready? I'm ready? All right, here we go.
Your time starts now.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
In Greek mythology, who is the messenger of the gods.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Past? In?
Speaker 4 (03:35):
What year did the United States land the first man
on the moon?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Nineteen sixty?
Speaker 4 (03:42):
What is the largest country in the world by land area?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Africa?
Speaker 4 (03:51):
What British king is associated with the Knights of the Roundtable?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Here?
Speaker 4 (03:57):
What British king is associated with the Nights of the
Round Table?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
King? Arthur?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
All right, we'll bring Victoria back into the studio and Eddie.
While Victoria is getting her headphones on and getting ready
to battle you, What's what do you do for work?
Speaker 4 (04:15):
I sort money all day.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
It's no fun. Oh like a bank or something? Oh yeah,
I worked for a casino. Oh that's cool fun. I
think that's interesting. You ever pocket a little bit and
take it off the top? Okay? Too many eyes watching me.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
That's the last place you want to steal from because
you don't know who owns the place.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Cameras in the world one for the casino too.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
For Eddie, I would definitely not hack it at that job.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
All right, Victoria's back in studio with her headphones on.
Here we got game. I'm ready thirty.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you
don't know one, just say pass and you have to
be Eddie outright to win. And Eddie, you can tell
Victoria win to go.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
In Greek mythology, who is the messenger of the gods? What?
Uh uh? Yeah, I don't know, past. In what year
did the United States land the first man on the moon?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Seventy nine?
Speaker 4 (05:13):
What is the largest country in the world by land area.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
The US?
Speaker 4 (05:20):
What British king is associated with the Knights of the Roundtable?
That's wrong, that's wrong, nights. I don't know, past. What
is the only US state that has a one word,
four letter name? Iowa waityne No.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
I want more questions.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
All right, let's send it over to the scoreboard and
see how you guys did with our scoreboard.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Producer Brad Eddie Ramirez got one correct. Good job, and
so did Victoria. Oh, Eddie, that means you win. Congratulations.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Victoria has to beat you outright, So you beat Victoria
today you got Kendrick Lamar tickets.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Oh my god. Oh cool.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
But I think since you guys tired, you can both
stay Ramire I would say, I don't.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Want to change my name to Martinez.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Yeah, like Martinez, but.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Forever until the next time she plays a Ramire. All right,
let's get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
In Greek mythology, the messenger of the gods is Hermes
Ermes Hermes hermeis ermes star. That's what I wanted to say.
The United States first landed on the moon in nineteen
sixty nine, dang it. The largest country in the world
by land area is Russia. King Arthur is associated with
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the Knights of the Roundtable, and Iowa is the only
US state that has has one word for letter name. Yeah,
I go me, I guess that one.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
We play you for Victoria the same time every single
weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play Victoria, all
you have to do is d m us at the
jubil show or go to the or or.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
What does happened there? Turned into what is that a walrus?
I did to give you a treat? Whatever happened there?
Speaker 2 (07:09):
I don't know, but anyway, we played it every single
weekday morning at this time, I'm gonna sneeze.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Now, dude, Oh my goodness, you absolute chaos. My allergies
are going nuts today and.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
People are listening to you.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Go ahead, I feel you. Also, I'm turning into a
walrus kind of stuff coming on your phone break happens
every single hour on the twenties. Your next one is
coming up right after this, and then right after that.
It's Nina's what's trending. It's a Jubil show.