Was This the Most Chaotic Round of “You vs. Victoria” Ever?

Things go completely off the rails in this round of You vs. Victoria, as trivia questions, name mix-ups, and savage trash talk collide in a game that proves intelligence is… subjective. From impossible questions to unexpected answers (some more confident than correct), this matchup spirals into pure chaos before anyone even knows who’s winning.

With brutal jokes flying, confusion running high, and Victoria somehow extending her streak, this episode delivers nonstop laughs and secondhand embarrassment you have to hear to believe. Did anyone actually know the answers—or did luck take the win?

Listen now to find out how this trivia battle ends and why this might be one of the most unhinged games yet.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't call me stupid. All right?

Speaker 2 (00:01):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
I've worn dresses with higher IQs.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
But you think you're an intellectual, don't you.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Ape.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
a game of trivia. And let's meet today's contestant for
you verus Victoria Lacey. Hey, Lacey, I know what are
you thinking? You ready to go?

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yeah, I'm hoping I have what it takes. Yeah, hope
we have them. Consume Victoria. I'm trying to get that.
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio, and while
she's leaving, Lacey, the game is played like this. You
have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win. Okay, all right,
all right, here we go, Lacey. Your time starts now.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
The mass of the earth is mostly made up of
two elements. What are they? Oh my gosh, past Which
country's population is the shortest on average?

Speaker 1 (01:12):
China?

Speaker 3 (01:13):
What are knockoff of La boo boos called.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Path.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
What is the approximate lifespan of a human red blood cell?

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Eighty years?

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Okay, got that, And we'll bring Victoria back into the studio.
And while she's getting settled and putting on her headphones
on and stuff, here's a question for you, Natalie. What
do you think should absolutely not be sold at Costco
and bulk?

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Ooh?

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Oh my goodness, that is hard, Like, why wouldn't you
want it in bulk?

Speaker 3 (01:49):
I know everything is great at Costco? Rats, what that
would be awful? Any pet? Really?

Speaker 1 (01:56):
So if you wonder if you wanted a dog but
you got it at Costco and it was like a
hallette of dogs.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Actually I love that.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
It'll be cute, but then you'd have like fifty dogs.
All right, Victoria, what is one thing you should think
should not be sold at Costco in bulk?

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Ooh? I think what should not be?

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Oh, Lacy, I apologize. I call you Natalie a second
to go to my bed. Your name is lazy and
I don't know why I did that.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
But anyway, oh right, Natalie Number two Denise Victoria?

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Okay, Victoria, Yeah, Denise.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Should we call Victoria's Denise? The rest of the game.
Her name is Denise. She's not Lacey or Natalie.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Your name's not Lacey. No, oh, it says Lacey on
my phone screener. Sorry, Denise, all right, Denise, Well, hey,
you know what, we don't know how to keep name
straight on the top show. All right, Victoria, here we

(02:55):
go thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know, and just say passed, and Jasmine
can tell you when to go. Jasmine, whenever you're ready,
tell Berkeley when to go.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Ready to go.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
The mass of the earth is mostly made up of
two elements.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
What are they? Land and water?

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Which country's population is the shortest on average?

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Oh? What's the smallest country? Alaska?

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Wait?

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Oh wait, wait, you probably want to keep going keeping
what are knockoff of la boo boos called?

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Hate this? Look, let's sit it over to the scoreboard
and see how you guys did our social media.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Gabby Victoria's streaking, whins streaking because she got one correct.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Congratulations Denise Victoria, Sorry about that.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Also, couldn't keep your name trace. That was a tough
game all around, everybody. These are a hard questions. Nobody's dumb.
These are just hard Victoria is also just lucky. Yeah,
let's get the answers now with Nina.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
The mass of the Earth is mostly made up of
oxygen and iron oxygen thirty percent and iron thirty two percent.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Water seventy percent, the land thirty The.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Country with the shortest people on average is to more
or less or East Tmoor.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
The average height of them is five to one. I
didn't mean to say Alaska, Just so we're all clear,
Alaska's not a country.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
And the knockoff of La Boo boos are called Leufu foods.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
You got that one right now.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
The approximate lifespan of human bread blood cells actually one
hundred and twenty days.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
It's gonna get seventy years.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Denise, thank you for playing play Verse Victoria the same
time every single weekday morning. I remember if you want
to play just DMUs at the Jubile Show.