October 4, 2022 • 5 mins
The Jubal Show Opens with America's Favorite Game Show, Stupid Internet Question! Today's Stupid Internet Question is, What is your best and worst pick up lines?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ven Jubile Show on demand. Hi everybody, I'm Jimmy Wienerschnitzel.
And is that a mirror in your pants? Because I
can see myself in them? Oh ken, Yeah, it's time
for ridiculous Internet questions. Calls up right now eighty eight
three four three one oh six one, text in four
one oh six one. It's ridiculous Internet questions. Will we
ask you the question that everybody's debating on the dot
(00:21):
COM's today eight eight eight three four three one oh
six one text in four one oh six one. And
what is today's ridiculous Internet question? I'm glad you asked?
What are your worst or best pickup lines in the dms?
Call us eight at eight three four three one oh
six one text in four one oh six one. And
this is a good one because every single female in
(00:43):
the universe has some dude in their DMS who's having
a conversation with themselves. And I said, hey, Hi, how
are you? About one hundred times today already probably and
you haven't even answered him. It's true. So calls up
made at eight three four three one oh six one,
text in four one oh six one. Christian, what are
your worst or best pickup lines or DM Okay, the
worst one that I have ever heard, are you my appendix?
(01:05):
Because I don't know what you do or how you work,
but I feel like I should take you out anything
that surgical procedure, leave me out of it. You know.
I actually like that one though, at least it's creative.
Of course that would get me interested. I'd be like, huh,
we don't know what an appendix does. So if I
said that to you, you would go out with me?
Definitely awesome, I absolutely would. That would be a good
(01:25):
pickup line. Call us eight to eight three or four
three one h six one, text in four one oh
six one. What are your best or worst pickup lines
in the DMS? Alex, I don't have any. You don't
have any? Alex has at least, well, there's one guy
in your DMS who still probably says HI to you occasionally.
I think I don't know. I don't know whither because
I don't check them. Well, there was at least there was,
(01:47):
Alex years years ago. Yeah, it literally was just high hi, Hi,
Hey Hi, really beautiful to night high hi wave emoji. Hi. Yeah,
all keep going and going and yeah. Then they'll randomly
be like, you know what, You're not pretty anyway. I
don't know why I wasted my to Hi exactly. They're
back again. Eighty eight three four three one oh six
one text in four one oh six one. What are
(02:09):
your worst or best pickup lines? Victoria? So my friend,
actually we were talking about this the other day. She
got a d M saying, I gotta ask, are you
currently still uninterested in going on a date? Like sir?
He's not answering yes, the status of your being uninterested?
Is it still the same? He's still not interested in me? Check?
(02:30):
All right? Cool? I just gotta hit you up and ask,
what did the circle back around again? Let's circle back
in a couple of months on that too, Okay, I'll
be back eight eight three four three one six one
text in four one six one? What are your worst
or best pickup lines? Somebody texted in and said, if
you are into Harry Potter, oh my god, you're gonna
love this. I'm not very into Harry Potter, but I
just know these terms are Harry Potter terms. So I
(02:51):
don't love this, but I'm just gonna deliver it, and
the Harry Potter fans out there are gonna roll over
laughing right now for sure. Text in four one O
six one. What is your worst or best pickup line
in the d MS? How about hey girl, I know
you are a hufflepuff, but I love to Slytherin. I mean,
it's actually not bad. Now another I say it out loud,
I'm like, okay, I get it would work. We also
(03:14):
got another text that said, hey baby girl, my love
for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in
that one work on anybody in here. Absolutely again, bodily functions,
body parts, leave them out, but at least it's creative.
You know, no kind of creativity only goes so far.
Because if you can take diarrhea and make it kind
of cute, if you can make me smile with diarrhea,
(03:35):
there's a chance I would hit you back. Yeah, definitely
call us up. Made a eight three four three one
six one text in four one o six one. The
only person that I've ever met a DMS was Alex,
who's I'm married to now. It did work, but because
normally I wouldn't respond to anybody, and she sent me
a DM that just said follow one time, and then
(03:56):
I followed and I said boom, and then that was
it for a long time. But other than that, like,
I've never wanted to date anybody that was like a
fan of the show or a fan girl. Like I'm
opposite of most dudes that do this job. Most dudes
they're sleeping with their entire listener base because it's easy
for him, right, I like, yeah, I like a challenge,
you know, Like I like people to be into me
(04:16):
for me and not for what I do, which is
ridiculous because things could have been a lot easier for
me earlier in life, I guess, but but it actually
turns me off when people are like fan boy or girl,
you know. So anytime anybody do it, Like I was
on Tender for a hot second. As soon as Tender
came out, I was single at the time, and I
downloaded it and the first message I got was like,
is this jewbile from the radio? I was like, I'm
(04:37):
off Tender now, Like I just can't do it. I
eight at eight three, four two one six one, tex
stand and four one oh six one. What are your
worst or best pickup lines? It's pretty ser Brad. One
of my favorites is I have a friend. There's a
guy that's been talking to her for maybe two and
a half years, and all he ever does is fire
emoji react to her stories. Yeah, that is over and over,
(05:00):
always a fire emoji. Like, at what point do you
give up on that? You don't? You don't. One of
these days it's going to be the perfect time fire
emoji and she's finally gonna hit me back. Do Those
social media are definitely persistent. I will give them that.
Call us eight to eight, three four three, one oh
six one. That was ridiculous Internet questions. Then Jebel Show
on demand
Ven Jubile Show on demand. Hi everybody, I'm Jimmy Wienerschnitzel.
And is that a mirror in your pants? Because I
can see myself in them? Oh ken, Yeah, it's time
for ridiculous Internet questions. Calls up right now eighty eight
three four three one oh six one, text in four
one oh six one. It's ridiculous Internet questions. Will we
ask you the question that everybody's debating on the dot
(00:21):
COM's today eight eight eight three four three one oh
six one text in four one oh six one. And
what is today's ridiculous Internet question? I'm glad you asked?
What are your worst or best pickup lines in the dms?
Call us eight at eight three four three one oh
six one text in four one oh six one. And
this is a good one because every single female in
(00:43):
the universe has some dude in their DMS who's having
a conversation with themselves. And I said, hey, Hi, how
are you? About one hundred times today already probably and
you haven't even answered him. It's true. So calls up
made at eight three four three one oh six one,
text in four one oh six one. Christian, what are
your worst or best pickup lines or DM Okay, the
worst one that I have ever heard, are you my appendix?
(01:05):
Because I don't know what you do or how you work,
but I feel like I should take you out anything
that surgical procedure, leave me out of it. You know.
I actually like that one though, at least it's creative.
Of course that would get me interested. I'd be like, huh,
we don't know what an appendix does. So if I
said that to you, you would go out with me?
Definitely awesome, I absolutely would. That would be a good
(01:25):
pickup line. Call us eight to eight three or four
three one h six one, text in four one oh
six one. What are your best or worst pickup lines
in the DMS? Alex, I don't have any. You don't
have any? Alex has at least, well, there's one guy
in your DMS who still probably says HI to you occasionally.
I think I don't know. I don't know whither because
I don't check them. Well, there was at least there was,
(01:47):
Alex years years ago. Yeah, it literally was just high hi, Hi,
Hey Hi, really beautiful to night high hi wave emoji. Hi. Yeah,
all keep going and going and yeah. Then they'll randomly
be like, you know what, You're not pretty anyway. I
don't know why I wasted my to Hi exactly. They're
back again. Eighty eight three four three one oh six
one text in four one oh six one. What are
(02:09):
your worst or best pickup lines? Victoria? So my friend,
actually we were talking about this the other day. She
got a d M saying, I gotta ask, are you
currently still uninterested in going on a date? Like sir?
He's not answering yes, the status of your being uninterested?
Is it still the same? He's still not interested in me? Check?
(02:30):
All right? Cool? I just gotta hit you up and ask,
what did the circle back around again? Let's circle back
in a couple of months on that too, Okay, I'll
be back eight eight three four three one six one
text in four one six one? What are your worst
or best pickup lines? Somebody texted in and said, if
you are into Harry Potter, oh my god, you're gonna
love this. I'm not very into Harry Potter, but I
just know these terms are Harry Potter terms. So I
(02:51):
don't love this, but I'm just gonna deliver it, and
the Harry Potter fans out there are gonna roll over
laughing right now for sure. Text in four one O
six one. What is your worst or best pickup line
in the d MS? How about hey girl, I know
you are a hufflepuff, but I love to Slytherin. I mean,
it's actually not bad. Now another I say it out loud,
I'm like, okay, I get it would work. We also
(03:14):
got another text that said, hey baby girl, my love
for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in
that one work on anybody in here. Absolutely again, bodily functions,
body parts, leave them out, but at least it's creative.
You know, no kind of creativity only goes so far.
Because if you can take diarrhea and make it kind
of cute, if you can make me smile with diarrhea,
(03:35):
there's a chance I would hit you back. Yeah, definitely
call us up. Made a eight three four three one
six one text in four one o six one. The
only person that I've ever met a DMS was Alex,
who's I'm married to now. It did work, but because
normally I wouldn't respond to anybody, and she sent me
a DM that just said follow one time, and then
(03:56):
I followed and I said boom, and then that was
it for a long time. But other than that, like,
I've never wanted to date anybody that was like a
fan of the show or a fan girl. Like I'm
opposite of most dudes that do this job. Most dudes
they're sleeping with their entire listener base because it's easy
for him, right, I like, yeah, I like a challenge,
you know, Like I like people to be into me
(04:16):
for me and not for what I do, which is
ridiculous because things could have been a lot easier for
me earlier in life, I guess, but but it actually
turns me off when people are like fan boy or girl,
you know. So anytime anybody do it, Like I was
on Tender for a hot second. As soon as Tender
came out, I was single at the time, and I
downloaded it and the first message I got was like,
is this jewbile from the radio? I was like, I'm
(04:37):
off Tender now, Like I just can't do it. I
eight at eight three, four two one six one, tex
stand and four one oh six one. What are your
worst or best pickup lines? It's pretty ser Brad. One
of my favorites is I have a friend. There's a
guy that's been talking to her for maybe two and
a half years, and all he ever does is fire
emoji react to her stories. Yeah, that is over and over,
(05:00):
always a fire emoji. Like, at what point do you
give up on that? You don't? You don't. One of
these days it's going to be the perfect time fire
emoji and she's finally gonna hit me back. Do Those
social media are definitely persistent. I will give them that.
Call us eight to eight, three four three, one oh
six one. That was ridiculous Internet questions. Then Jebel Show
on demand
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