Zero Points, Bathroom Panic, and the Most Unhinged Trivia Match Yet

It’s another round of You vs. Victoria, and this one goes completely off the rails. Between sneezing fits, bathroom emergencies, Gen Alpha slang, and trivia questions that somehow stump everyone, this matchup proves that knowing the answers and actually getting them right are two very different things. As the clock runs out and the pressure ramps up, you’ll want to hear how this game ends — and why the scoreboard tells a hilarious story all on its own.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You know what's weird about your quizzes, Katie, is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to
like you.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia. Then let's meet today's contestant for you verus Victoria.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Dylan. What's up, Dylan? How are you? I'm doing great?
How about yourself? Wonderful? Thank you for asking? Victoria? How
are you? I'm doing great. I keep feeling I have
to sneeze, but I'm okay. Oh and you have to pee? Yeah,
so if you sneeze, pe can come out ew do
absolutely more. If you laugh too hard, it does it
too all right, Well, let's get straight to it.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
Then.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
What do you think, Dylan? Should we get straight to it? Then?
Since Victoria has to pee and your allergies are killing her,
hey please?

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Absolutely better better. I think it's good to get things
moving quickly when somebody's struggling like that. You know what
I mean, Dylan, get right to the game, get it
done so that she can go to the bathroom and
you know, blown ose or whatever. I just I'd hate
to think of Victoria just sitting there waiting for the
game to be played and waiting a long time for it. Roah,
what did you say? I didn't hear you. Can you
repeat that?

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Oh, Nina, thank you for asking. All right, here we
go thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria has
to beat you outright to way and she's outside now, Dylan,
are you ready to go?

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yes, Sair.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Here we go, Dylan, your time starts. Now.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
What's the term for a diagram showing evolutionary relationships?

Speaker 3 (01:33):
A pass?

Speaker 4 (01:34):
What does the jen alpha slang term phantom tax mean?
Which three zodiac signs are water signs? What year did
the Titanic sink? Who is the who has the most
Instagram followers?

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Oh, Kim Kardashian, All right, got that in.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio. And while she's
getting settled, Dylan, here's a question for you. If you
were a wrestler, what would your wrestler name.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Be oh man, I think.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
Big?

Speaker 3 (02:17):
All right, Victoria, if you were a wrestler, what would
your wrestler name be?

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Dude?

Speaker 3 (02:21):
I finally got an answer for like the last question
you asked me on trivia, Senor, Yeah, I like it
is a smack dad? Just you know, should release on him?

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Go on?

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Shower takes the ring?

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Why?

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Because you said I do? But not that?

Speaker 4 (02:50):
Here we go thirty seconds gold let haired to definitely guys.
If anyhow guys are listening to this, they're not gonna
on a date.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Cape is a golden shower curtain? All right? Thirty seconds?
Answer as many questions possible. If you don't know when,
just say pass. You have to beat Dylan out right
in and Dylan you can tell Senior TPP when to go?
What ready?

Speaker 4 (03:25):
Diagram showing up a love evolutionary relationships?

Speaker 3 (03:30):
I getti hear it?

Speaker 4 (03:31):
What does the gen alphis slang term phantom tax mean?

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Bro?

Speaker 3 (03:35):
What next? Which three zodiac signs are water signs?

Speaker 4 (03:40):
Pisces aries?

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Is the aquarious one? Is that one of your phone
prink characters? I don't know past?

Speaker 4 (03:47):
What year did the Titanic sink A long time ago?
Who has the most Instagram followers.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Oh, it used to be Selena Gomez. Yeah, I'll go slings. Okay,
got that in. Let's send it over to the scoreboard
now and see how you guys. Did her social media.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
Pass as your score as I would have no way.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Nobody did very well because.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
It was zero's across the board, right, Dylan. That means
you win. Congratulations, ty go see you you didn't.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Amazing.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Let's get the answers now with Nina.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
The term for a diagram showing evolutionary relationships is called
a phylogenetic tree. Bro what oh no fu Yeah, Philo
genetic tree?

Speaker 3 (04:30):
My bad? So you told you no?

Speaker 1 (04:32):
No.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
The jen alpha slang term phantom tax means stealing food
from a friend who uses a.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
How did you get there?

Speaker 4 (04:41):
The three zodiac signs that are water signs is cancer, Pisces,
and Scorpio.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Dang its close.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
The year the Titanic sunk was in nineteen twelve, and
Christiano Ronaldo has over six hundred and thirty five million followers.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
Ah dangd I bet Selena Gomes is after him. She's
probably very close, Dylan. Thank you for playing. Thank you
have a good one.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
We play universe. Victoria at the same time every single
weekday morning. Remember if you want to play, just d
m us at the Jubile show or go to the jubileshow.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Dot com and you two can take on Senior to pp.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
The song on my Hand Suck in My Head is
Don't Go Chase.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
Music. I love it.