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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time to catch a Cheater Only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Mason is on the phone today for to catch a Cheater,
and he's been with his girlfriend Taliah for two years now,
but he thinks she might be fooling around, so we'll
see if we can catch her if she is, sorry,
you have to come on the show this way.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
But what's going on? Why do you think Talia's cheating?
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Yeah? I think my girlfriend might be cheating on me
because I heard her say another guy's name.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Like when.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Uh, during in shell I say intimate moment.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Oh, did you ask her about it?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I did, Yeah, I asked her, and she just you know,
denied it, saying like insisting that she that Mason, which
is my name, but I could have sworn I heard
her say Jason, which sounds like my name, but it's
you know, different letter in front, like right.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
I don't know, it just it just it's just it's
like a thorn on my side. It's just bothering me,
and I don't know. I got a feeling about.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
It, Okay, is anything else going on other than you thinking?
You pretty much heard her say someone else's name and.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Then I did.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Yeah, But just after that her. I've just noticed her
behavior has been I guess I would say defensive, Like
she's just been slightly more defensive, which is just really
put it on my mind more.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
So, is she defensive about everything or because you brought
up the Jason thing.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Well, since I brought up the Jason thing, Like there's
just been a lot of little things that she's been
a bit more defensive about, Like we make like breakfast
in the morning, just like little things like she'll just
get generally more irritable sense, and it's it just doesn't
feel normal, Like it just feels like something is off.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Also like it's with other things too, Like whenever we've been,
you know, on the way to getting more intimate, she'd
she like shut it down and be like, oh, like
we don't need to do this right now, like almost
like she doesn't want the opportunity to stay this guy.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Jason's name again.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
Yeah, Okay, all part from that, like she's just been
staying later at work, always just kind of vaguely saying
like oh yeah, I'm just busy, but like she'd come
home at like seven thirty, you know, and it's it's
just odd timing, like she she and I just signed
ourt least for our first apartment together, right, and yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
And like everything was otherwise just going great. Like usually
whenever we argue, like we.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Just talk it out and it's fine.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
But we've've been together for at for like two years,
and it's just not been.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Like this at all.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Yeah, Like she's short and annoyed with you. Do you
know of any other Jason's in her life?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
I mean, not anything that comes to minding me. It's
kind of a common name.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I feel like I meet a lot of people who
could probably be named Jason. But yeah, like I can't
say anything that comes to mind.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Did you like look on her social or anything, suel
Like that's the first thing I would do. My man
said somebody else's name, I'd be like, okay.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yeah, look at every single Jason. Yeah, you can find
things that you're looking for.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
But I'll be honest, I would feel too bad doing
it because I mean I don't want to say, like
stooping down to like someone else's level, because like I
don't think this behavior is beneath her, like it's not
like her. But I just I get in my own
head about it, Like what if I'm overthinking it or
(03:22):
something like that, but then you know what they're getting,
like upset over honestly small things. I don't know. I
just I just want to find out.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Yeah, I mean hopefully you are overthinking it.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Hopefully.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
All right, Well we'll find out.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
You already told us what grocery store she's a Rewards membret,
So we'll play a song come back, and then call
and pretend to be from the grocery store and say
that every single month, we choose one Lucky Rewards member
who gets free flowers from our floral department, and we'll
see if she sends those to you or to somebody else.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Okay, all right, we'll get you to catch a cheater. Next,
it's time to catch a Cheater only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Right in the middle of to Catch It, Peter, if
you're just joining us, Mason is on the phone and
he thinks that his girlfriend of two years, to Lea,
might be messing around. So we're about to call her
and pretend to be from the grocery store that she's
a Rewards card member at, and say that every single month,
we choose one Lucky Rewards member who gets free flowers
delivered from our floor apartment and we'll see if she
sends those to her boyfriend Mason or to somebody else.
(04:22):
And before we do that, Mason, why don't you break
down your situation again real quick.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
So, I've been with my girlfriend Talia for almost two years,
and everything was going great until I could have sworn
I heard somebody else's name when we were intimate.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
I heard her say Jason, which is not my name.
My name is Mason.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
And since then she's just been like irritable and arguing
over little things like she's resistant to getting intimate again,
and it just seems suspicious.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Okay, you ready for us to call her and see
if we can figure it out.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Let's do it all right, here we go.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Well, Hi, this is Corbeck calling from I was looking
for our rewards card member named Talia.
Speaker 7 (05:16):
Yes, Hi, Hi Talia.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling with a big congratulations. You're this month's
big winner. Thank you so much?
Speaker 7 (05:28):
Cool? Thanks? Would I win?
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Maybe you haven't seen the signs. Every single month we
choose one lucky Rewards member who gets free flowers delivered
from our floral department. It's thirty six long stem red roses,
a box of candy or chocolate, and a card. It's
absolutely free, no purchase necessary. It's just our way of
saying thank you very much for being such a loyal customer.
It's a three hundred and sixteen dollars value.
Speaker 7 (05:51):
Actually, wow, that's that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
You do this every month, yep, every single month, and
this month it's t Leah month.
Speaker 7 (05:59):
Wow. Okay, that's cool. I have a question. Does it
have to be I'm.
Speaker 8 (06:04):
Kind of anti flowers? Can it be like a plant
or something?
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Or sure? Yes, we have things like that.
Speaker 7 (06:10):
Okay, cool? You want to cat DII Yeah, that'd be adorable.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Okay, sure we can do an arrangement with that. Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
The first thing I would need would be the first
and the last name of the person you'd like to.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Send them to.
Speaker 7 (06:23):
Okay, I'd like to send it to Mason.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Okay, and anything you want to put on a card
to Mason.
Speaker 7 (06:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (06:34):
We're just moving into our department together, so i'd like
to say something like I hope you like our new
little cactus and I thought it could be our first
thing we have together in our new apartment.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
That.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Oh that's sweet, and Talia, Now I will let you
know that this is not the grocery store at all.
It's actually a radio show. It's called The Jubile Show. Hi,
I'm Nina, Hi and Nick, and my name is Jubill.
Speaker 7 (07:01):
How are you uh disappointed?
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Well?
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Yeah, sorry about that.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
But we do a segment on the show it's called
to Catch a Cheater, where if you think your significant
other might be messing around, you see who they send
flowers to, and your boyfriend Mason is on the phone.
Speaker 7 (07:24):
Wait what are you wait? Mason? Hello, Mason, Hey babe?
Speaker 9 (07:32):
What is this?
Speaker 4 (07:34):
What?
Speaker 7 (07:34):
I ge't? What? What?
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Uh? I got on this show because I was suspected
that you might have been cheating Elia?
Speaker 7 (07:48):
Why why would you think that? Why would you call
it the radio to tell me about this?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
You know, when we were when we were doing stuff
the other night, I heard you say Jason, and then
you acted like he's like I imagined it.
Speaker 10 (08:04):
Dame curious, like I can't believe you're still talking about this,
like we already discussed this.
Speaker 7 (08:10):
I didn't say anyone.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Else's name, Well yes he did. And also if I
said something.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Else like Margaret or Janet, you would you would get
upset too, wouldn't you yes.
Speaker 7 (08:23):
If you said Margaret or Janet, I would get upset.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
But I didn't say.
Speaker 7 (08:27):
Like anything else. It's ridiculous. I said, you just misheard me.
I don't even know.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
That's when I was wondering.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
I just I just want to hear the truth.
Speaker 7 (08:37):
God, I don't.
Speaker 9 (08:39):
I just can't with you right now. Okay, Okay, I
I did say Jason O what No, Okay, No, I
know I did. I did, But oh my god, it's
not even oh my.
Speaker 7 (08:56):
God, this is so embarrassing. It's not even what you
think like at all?
Speaker 4 (09:01):
What then? What is it?
Speaker 7 (09:05):
Seriously, it's it's so dumb.
Speaker 11 (09:09):
So you know I've been rewatching Ozark and you know that,
like I'm obsessed with that show, and Jason Bateman's.
Speaker 7 (09:20):
Character popped into my head for like half a second.
I didn't like.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
It was.
Speaker 12 (09:28):
Okay, So I'm over here spiraling because you were thinking
about Jason Bateman when we were getting intimate, just because
we've been watching Ozark?
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Is that what this is?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (09:43):
With God, Yes, she's a dramatic It was just a second,
like it was.
Speaker 10 (09:48):
Just a tiny little second that I accidentally thought about
Marty Birds.
Speaker 7 (09:52):
And it's not a crime. It's just it was just
you slipped in for a second. Yeah, I just think.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
It's a little weird to think about another dude TV
or not when we're doing that.
Speaker 10 (10:04):
They got to know, but it was a second as
Jason Bateman, babe, It's not like I'm gonna run off
with him, you know what I mean? Like, you watch
way worse stuff before bed? Should I remind you? Remember
what's that show?
Speaker 7 (10:15):
That biking show? I know you.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Are Vikings popping into your head when you're doing that.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Vikings? Wow?
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Yeah, I am.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
I am not thinking about a Viking princess while me
and you were doing the Holly podet.
Speaker 7 (10:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (10:35):
I just don't know how they feel about a candidates
for lay.
Speaker 7 (10:42):
We should we should do some Viking stuff. I wouldn't.
I mean, it's not like I'm actually cheating. Though I'm
not cheating. I admit it was embarrassing, but I'm not cheating.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yeah, okay, but thinking about another guy while we're doing
it isn't isn't cheating.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Okay, you're right, but it's also not not cheating, Like
do you think that makes me feel?
Speaker 7 (11:07):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 10 (11:10):
It was just literally the one time it in It's
not like I went into it thinking like I'm just
gonna imagine you, Jason Bateman.
Speaker 7 (11:17):
That's not what happened.
Speaker 8 (11:19):
But I understand and I apologize and it won't happen again.
Speaker 7 (11:25):
I mean, honestly, maybe you're waist sexier.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Oh, thank thank you. It's fine. It's honestly, it's it's
all right. I understand. Just I don't know if it
happens again.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
I'm just gonna find out where Jason Bateman is and
I'm gonna go take it.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
You think of it as a compliment
Speaker 7 (11:49):
The Jewell Shows to catch a cheater,