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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time to Catch a Cheater.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only on the Jubile Show. Eliza is on the phone
today for to Catch a Cheater. She's been with her
boyfriend Cooper for two years, but now she thinks that
something might be going on, so we'll see if we
can help her out. Eliza, Sorry, you have to come
on the show this way, But what's up? Why do
you think Cooper's cheating on you?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Hi? Yeah, I'm not thrilled about it either, But just
to be frank about it, he has no interest in
any kind of intimacy. I mean, I've been throwing myself
at him for the past two weeks and he keeps
coming up with some excuse, like he says that he's
tired or he's not in the mood. But that's not
(00:40):
like him. I Mean, he's usually down whenever, whenever, and
this is not something that's that's in character for him.
And that's that's really concerning.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
It is concerning, but is there anything else going on
in his life? Because for whatever reason, that's super tied
to emotional stuff or dude, So like if they're going
through stuff, they don't talk about it and then it
kind of comes out in the bedroom sometimes.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
I can't think of anything. I mean, he's having a
good time at work. Nothing is bad there, Everything is
good with his family. I mean he just went on
like a boy's trip recently, Like there's nothing. But but
I can think of that he would be, you know,
up in his head about Are.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
You worried about the boys?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Is it anything happened?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Uh? I can't imagine. So, like I've known those guys
forever and they're good guys. Like I I I now
you not me thinking about it. I don't. I wouldn't
have I wouldn't have said anything would would be possible
at that But I mean, like I guess that is
about the same time that he hasn't started behaving only is.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
It just an intimacy thing or has anything else been
going on?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
No, it's pretty much just the intimacy thing. I mean,
because he's still super cute. I mean, like he brought
me flowers the other day. He's not I don't feel
like he's inattentive. He's he's home, you know, he's present.
Like I literally I can't think of anything.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Do you feel like he's going overboard with how attentive
he is and in giving you things like do you
feel like he's making up for something.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
No, I mean like this is honestly, this is the
way that he is. That's one of the reasons why
he love on me. It's just he's always been really
sweet and you know, make sure that I know that
he's thinking of me.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yeah, I feel weird about the nods and night, especially
after a boys trip. Well, we'll do the usual.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
We'll play us on comeback and then call him and
pretend to be from the grocery store that he's a
Rewards card member at, and we'll say that every single month,
we choose one lucky rewards member who gets a free
gift from us and his flowers delivered from our floral apartment,
and we'll see if he sends those to you or
to somebody else.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Okay, okay, yeah, let's let's do that.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
We'll get your to Catch Theater next if you're just
joining us for today's To Catch a Cheater.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Eliza is on the phone and she thinks that her
boyfriend of two years named Cooper might be messing around.
So we're about to call him and pretend to be
from the grocery store that he's a Rewards card member at,
and tell him that every single month, we choose one
Lucky Rewards member who gets free flowers delivered from our
Florida department, and we'll see if he sends those to
his girlfriend Eliza or to somebody else. But first, Eliza,
why don't you break down your situation again real quick.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Everything has been going great with my boyfriend Cooper up
until about two weeks ago. He doesn't seem any interest
in intimacy, and no matter what I do, I'm practically
throwing myself at him, and He's coming up with excuses
and that's that's really not like him. Kind of concerned.
You know, now that you guys talked about it, maybe
something happened at the boys' trips that kind of turned
(03:46):
them off, and that's that's concerning.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
I hope not didn't mean to, you know, put ideas
in your head, but you know, let's find out.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Yeah, are right? Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Okay, yep, let's do it.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Hello, Hi, this is Corribele calling from I was looking
for our rewards card member named Cooper.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Hi, Cooper, Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
I'm actually calling with the big congratulations you're this month's winner.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
Oh cool?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
What have I won?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Every single month we choose one Rewards Card member to
say thank you very much for being such a loyal
customer by giving them a free gift. And this month
it's flowers delivered from our fural apartment to anybody that
you want with in the fifty United States, absolutely free.
You've won thirty six long stim red roses, a box
of candy or chocolate, and a card to be delivered
to anybody. So three hundred and sixteen dollars value.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Actually, oh cool.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
All I need to get this thing ordered is just
the first and last name of the person that you
want to send them to, anything that you like to
put on a card, and then we'll get with the
address and that'll we get to go.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Sure, but uh, let's do madics.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Madics? Okay? Perfect?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
And then do you want to put a anything in
the card to medics?
Speaker 5 (05:14):
But I always knew you were of a brief a
boxers got.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
More of a brief boxer's guy.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Yeah, okay, And thanks for the other night and for
not telling Eliza.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Got it this might be talking to you. Eliza knows.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
What?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Yeah, Eliza knows who knows what, Well, this is actually
the Jewel Show.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
It's a radio show. Yeah. Hi, I Nina some Victoria
and my name is Jewbell.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
I did you know who?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Because we do a segment call to Catch a Cheater,
where if you think your significant other might be messing
around you see you they send flowers to and your
girlfriend Eliza is listening.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Yeah, and your girlfriend Eliza now knows that you're cheating
on me with tumatics?
Speaker 5 (05:59):
What what?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
What this? What? Yeah, that's exactly what I'm thinking. What
is this? You're one of your best friends?
Speaker 5 (06:12):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
You're cheating on me with your best friend, That's what's happening.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
No, that's not it at all. I'm not cheating on you.
Why do you think I'm cheating on you?
Speaker 3 (06:23):
It's like ridiculous. Why do I think? Because because you
haven't wanted to be intimate for like two weeks now,
and now you're sending flowers to some bro and you're
telling him about his boxers or briefs. Like, what's the
absolute dude? What what are you? Are you gay now?
What is happening? No?
Speaker 5 (06:44):
I'm not gay on you know me? Like like we've
known each other for you know, years, now we're not
I'm not gay.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
I just okay, I need some I need some supporting
facts here, Okay, because I have been I've been practically
throwing myself at you, and you have wanted nothing to
do with me.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
And now you're sending flowers to another man, and I
really don't know what to think about this, and you're
asking him or you're thanking him for not telling me.
I mean, obviously something weird.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Is going on, something weird is going on between us.
What are you trying to say.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
That you're sleeping with your friend? How plain do I
have to be? I've already said it like a thousand times.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
On a guy's trip, a chick wasn't involved. What it means?
It wasn't like it wasn't like sleeping with another girl
on this trip. He's mi, bro, we do that here
and there? Oh you knew this?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
What? How? Why? This doesn't make any sense? You can't
just hook up with somebody and then claim that it's
not cheating. It doesn't matter if a woman is involved
or not. Your janitals are involved. And that's what I
have a problem with.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
You hook up with your friends.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
Yeah, God, do this all the time on guys trips. Okay,
Like we're just hanging out, we're drinking, playing video games.
Something happens. It's not a big deal.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
I don't think I've ever been on a guys trip
like that.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
Maybe you haven't, but trust me, a lot of guys
do this. It's not a big deal.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Oh do they?
Speaker 3 (08:29):
But this is a big deal. This is a big
deal to me because you are cheating on me. It
doesn't matter if you don't think that you are. I
oh my god, just just hang up on him. Just
hang up on him. I don't even know what's going.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
On, Eliza. I did hang up on him. I'm sorry.
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Yeah, it sounds like his definition of cheating in yours
are quite a bit different.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
It feels like an unusual situation. First.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Yeah, yeah, how can he not think.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
That mine is very different as well? So I'm yeah,
I'm sorry, but you know, at least you found out.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
I think it's something you decided you're okay with or not.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
I don't know. We have a lot of a lot
of thinking to do.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
I'm sorry. Well, let us know if you need anything
from us.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Okay, thanks, guys. Did he actually say that they just
play video games and hook up like that's normal. Yeah,
the Jubal shows to catch a cheater.