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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time to catch a Cheater. Only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Janine is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and she's been with her husband Ethan for three
years and now she thinks that he might be messing around.
So see if we can help her out. Janine, sorry,
you have to come on the show this way, but
what's up? Why do you think your husband Nithan is cheating?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Hi? So I know I know all of this sounds billy,
but please hear me out because I really don't think
there's any other explanation.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
I think that he is cheating.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Okay, So last weekend I was out with my girlfriends
for Halleen. We went to get some drinks. There was
live music and everything, and because Ethan was working all weekend,
I didn't want to sit at home alone. And then
as we were walking to a different bar, this lady
(00:53):
comes up to me who's like a psychic. She told
me that she does Haldeen readings, and she very clearly
looks like a skyecakeer. She just had this like or
about her. Okay, and she grabs my palm immediately. Uh,
and so I was.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Very taken aback.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
And she looks deep into my eyes, and she said,
your husband's energy is split. There is another woman. She's
a brunette with an l name. That's that's everything she said,
like pretty much word for word, and that's all I
need to hear. Because Ethan has a coworker named Lana
(01:31):
who is brunette, and he spends a lot of time
with her. And so all of a sudden, I'm like, oh,
this is legit. It suddenly took me out of it,
like I was super upset.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Well, yeah, understandably if somebody randomly walks up to you
and tells you that your partner's cheating on you, did
you talk to him about it?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
I so lately he's he's been on her phone a
lot and like getting text super late, like lately midnight,
you know, we'll both be in bed, and he gets
a lot of texts from Laana from work and one
night I saw I swear that I saw a heart
in one of the message before he swipes it away
(02:14):
and okay, he brushed it off when I brought it
up immediately that like, what the heck if this is
a work text, why is there a heart emoji? And
he said that it was a reaction to a group message,
but who has send who sends heart emojis in a
group chat about expense report?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
So yeah, no, I don't know. Yeah, that doesn't sound
like business. It doesn't sound like a business text to me.
I mean, this is a very unfortunate coincidence.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Yeah, And as much as I don't want to believe it,
you know, and I've been trying to tell myself like no, no,
of course he wouldn't chee on me. You know, we've
been together for five years, we've been married for three years.
But after that psychic reading, I have been seeing all
of these cosmic informations like like the the heart message.
(03:04):
I've been seeing repeating numbers we'll be in the car together,
and I swear at least three times in the last
week a cheating song has come on the radio. And
I got the Billboard the other day too that said
secrets can never stay buried. And so I mean, I
can't deny these signs like, oh, everything feels to be
(03:29):
pointing towards cheating.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I will say half of the songs I feel like
that are on the radio are normally about either cheating
on someone or being in love with someone else.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Yeah, but did you hear one of those songs and
then instantly see the numbers five five five that indicates
a cosmic life change.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
That's crazy. I believe in signs. I feel like this
would make me crazy.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
All right, Well, you already told us what grocery store
he's a Rewards card membrats, So we'll play a song
come Back, and then call him and pretend to be
from the grocery store and say that everything a month,
we choose one lucky Rewards member who gets free flowers
delivered from our Florida department, and.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
We'll see if he sends those to you or somebody else.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Okay, Okay, we'll get trick to catch a cheater next.
Janine is on the phone today first to catch a cheater,
and she thinks that her husband of three years named
Ethan might be messing around. So we're about to call
him and pretend to be from the grocery store that
he's a rewards card member at, and say that every
single month, we choose one lucky Rewards member who gets
a free gift from us and his flowers delivered from
(04:28):
our Florida department, and we'll see if he sends those
to his wife Janine or to somebody else, and we'll
find out if he's cheating before we do that, though, Janine,
you want to break down your situation again for us
real quick, and why you think he's cheating?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
So I was out with my girlfriends and a sidekick
walked up to us on the street and grabbed my
hand and swore that my husband's energy is split. And
she could tell from looking at my hand that there
was another woman. Her name starts an L and she's brunette.
And my husband has been having a lot of late
night texts with the he'll be a coworker named Lana
(05:01):
who is also brunette. And since then I've been seeing
sign after sign after cosmic sign pointing towards the fact
that he is cheating.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
That's so wild. Okay, are you ready for us to
call him?
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Who.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Hi, this is Corbet calling from I was looking for
our rewards card member named Ethan.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Hey, yeah, that's me Ethan.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
How are you? Please?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling to say congratulations, you're this month's big winner.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Okay, cool? Where do I win?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Maybe you don't know every every single month, we choose
one Lucky Rewards member who gets a free gift from
us just for being such a good customer. You've just
won thirty six long stam red roses, a box of
candy or chocolate, and a card to be the delivered
to anybody that you want, absolutely free from our Florida department.
It's actually a three hundred and sixteen dollars value. Oh congratulations, awesome, thanks. Yeah,
(06:10):
first thing, I would need to be the first and
last name of the person that you would want to
send them to.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Janine.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Okay, Janine, all right, great, And then if you want
to put anything on a car to Janine, and then
we'll get the address.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
Yeah, let's put Hey, I know I messed up missing
last weekend.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Yeah, okay, Eve been.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Distant ever since. I just want to fix it. This
weekend's for you.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
It's hard. You love Ethan.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Okay, got that.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
And at this point, Ethan, I'll let you know that
this is not the grocery store. This is actually a
radio show. It's called The Jewel Show.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I'm Nina. Hi I'm Victoria and my name is Jubell.
How are you.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 5 (06:59):
What?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Yeah, we do a segment on the show that's called
the Catch a Cheater. It's where if you think your
significant other might be messing around, you see who they
send flowers to, and your wife, Janine is actually on
the phone.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Oh my god, Janine, hi Ethan, what's going on? You
think I'm cheating.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
I have been receiving many cosmic confirmations in the last
week that are pointing towards the fact that you're cheating.
And psychic came up to me and the girls last
weekend when we were out on the town and she
literally said that your splits, your energy is split. There's
another woman. She's brunette with an L name. I mean,
(07:40):
how can you tell me that's not Lana?
Speaker 5 (07:43):
Oh my god, this is not First of all, I
can't believe this is happening.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Again again, Janine. You've done this before. Every time I
work late.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
You convince yourself that I'm cheating, And now there's a
psychic that says I'm with Lana, Like it just seems
silly to me.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
You're telling me.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
That it's a coincidence that.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
The psychic said that she's brunette and her name starts
with an L. And this Lama, your coworkers that you've
been texting so late. I mean, it all matches up,
and you're texting her heart emojis at midnight.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
That's just not.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
I'm telling you.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
I'm telling you that I guess it is a coincidence.
She's the only one in the department who stays up
late finishing projects so that I don't have to so
that I.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Can be home. Actually, she literally took over my shists
so that I could.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Spend a nice Halloween weekend with you, which I've been planning.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
As a surprise. Wait what what?
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Yes, I've been planning like this whole Halloween romantic weekend
for us. E've been saying, I've been distant, so I
want to make it up. Now you ruin your own
surprise again.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
So the card you sent with the roses, Yeah, yeah,
I mean this was obviously a surprise.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Obviously it's fake, but I was gonna make it part
of the surprise. I was going to tell you Friday,
but instead I'm getting ambushed on the radio by you
and your a psychic friend. So it's like, I.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Can't believe we're doing this Friday.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
But to be fair, she did say that your energy
was split.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
She's been slip between work, sleep and trying to survive
your imagination, like it's exhausting to be accused like this.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Okay, my imagination, it's not my imagination. The entire universe
was sending me signes. And the fact that this lady
came out of the woodworks, I mean, I didn't imagine that.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
I'm telling you.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
That it's not real and you have to trust me.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
I love you, but you do this constantly, you guys.
This is the third time in the last couple months.
In fact, recently she accused me of cheating with a pregnant,
homeless woman because I was nice to her and gave
her some money on the street.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Okay, okay, well you're you're making me sound crazy. She
was trying to flirt with you. You couldn't see it.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
That's just paranoia. You and miss miss Psychic knew it's
the same. It seems like the same thing. You're like
just finding reasons to justify it.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
I cannot argue with the cosmic signs. And you may
not have been cheating, but the universe was trying to
tell me something, and she was right.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Your energy was split.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
You were you were secretly planning this weekend for me, So.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
I don't think it's crazy that.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Okay, well, there at least you know he's not cheating.
Maybe you should talk to him about it next time
you get that feeling.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
Yeah, ask for the lottery numbers next time and then
come to me directly, because this is ridiculousness.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Oh my god. Okay, well, I can't wait to see
what we're doing this weekend. Kay, you're the best husband ever.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
You will show to catch a cheater.