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May 31, 2024 11 mins

➡︎ The Jubal Show’s War of The Roses / To Catch A Cheater

If you can't call a radio show to see if your significant other is cheating on you, who can you call!? In this segment, Jubal and the team do a sneaky prank on a significant other in an effort to trip them up. The person who set them up is ALWAYS listening on the other line. Drama, babe. Drama.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time take cash a cheater.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Only on the Jubile Show, Jeff is on the phone
today for to catch a Cheater and he thinks that
his girlfriend Anny of three years might be messing around.
So we're going to see if we can help him out. Jeff, sorry,
you have to come on the show this way, but
tell us what's going on, man.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
So let me start off, like in the beginning of February,
we got a new play together. We've got an apartment together,
we moved in together, and sort of like a little
new beginning. She lost her job and she was a
little you know, something like that can affect you. So
she started working from home, which was great because we

(00:38):
have like an office now and she can be accommodated
like that. But I still go into the city for
work and she's I mean, it makes me so happy
to see her so much happier in like the new
environment that she's in, But she seems less happy with me,
if that makes sense, Like it just doesn't seem it

(01:00):
doesn't the warmth that was there before, just I don't
feel it. And I hate that I have to leave
her at home while I'm while I'm not working in
the city. But it's great coming back to her. And
like she's she's always doing something around the new place,
and she's very active in making that our home. But

(01:21):
here we arrive at you know what's going on. She's
like very detail oriented, but she's been very nitpicky and
finding all these different things wrong with the apartment. And
this is a brand new building, by the way, but
all these little places, all these little things that she's
like the clicker on the front front gate, like the

(01:43):
shower head there's something you know needs to be calked,
or the ice maker, like there's all these little things
that she's calling the maintenance guy. This guy, this dude Danny.
And look, I've had other apartments before, and I've lived
I've never had this kind of relationship with a handyman.

(02:03):
The maintenance guy. It's like he's always doing something there
and another thing, like he just he just gives me
a little bit of ick, you know, like he just
seems a little sketchy. And it's nothing. It's not about
the way he looks, it's just the way he acts.
Like he's just I can't explain it. But she keeps
complaining about these these problems with this Like I said,

(02:24):
brand new apartment. So I know he's going over there
to fix this stuff when I'm at work. So this
is a strange man in my home with my girlfriend
doing these things. And Okay, so I asked her about
this dude, and she's kind of plays it off. He's like, well,

(02:45):
he's so helpful, and she gets this like little smirk.
It's like this little devious Annie. You know, it's just
it's not woman's intuition because I'm a man. But I
think I can have intuition too, right, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
Just because like I remember when I was living in
a permanent I was really close to my fix it guy,
to Roberto, but he was just the homie and he
always made me feel better when I was home by myself,
like whether it was hating pictures or fixing the sink.
And if you're at work and you're not there to
do those things. And for Annie, if it's really important
to have a nice home, maybe he's really just helping
her out.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Well, let me ask you this. Did you were you
in a relationship when that was going on.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
I was not. No.

Speaker 5 (03:25):
Did you ever do anything with Roberto?

Speaker 1 (03:27):
I sure didn't because Roberto was married.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
We know that doesn't mean anything though, right like in
the right or wrong circumstance.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
Okay, we'll try to figure it out for you to Jeff, No,
I understand you're upset, and I'm rightfully so.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
You already told us what a grocery store she's a
rewards card member at. So we'll play a song come back,
and then call and pretend to be from the grocery
store and tell her that every single month, we choose
one rewards card member at random who gets free flowers
delivered from our floral department, and we'll see if she
sends those to you or to somebody else.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Okay, all right.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Man, sounds good, Well place do I'll come back get
your to Catch a Cheater next if you're just joining
us for to catch a Cheater. Jeff is on the
phone and he thinks his girlfriend of three years named
Annie might be cheating. We're gonna call her in a
second and pretend to be from the grocery store where
she's a rewards card member and say that every single month,
we choose one rewards card member totally random who gets
free flowers delivered from our floral department to anybody that

(04:21):
they want. We'll see if she sends them to Jeff
or to somebody else. But before we do that, Jeff,
why don't you catch everybody up on your situation.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Okay, So moved into a new place about a month
and a half ago, my girlfriend and I and she
works from home. I work in the city. I commute,
so she's alone all the time. She's been having all
these quote unquote issues with the apartment, and the handyman
has been there while I'm not around, and it feels facial.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
And what's the handyman's name again?

Speaker 3 (04:50):
His name is Danny.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Danny? You ready for us to call her?

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Yes? Please? All right?

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Man, here we go.

Speaker 5 (05:08):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Hi, this is Gorbyn calling from I was looking for Annie.

Speaker 5 (05:13):
Yes, this is she.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Annie, You're a Awards card member with us, and please
don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling to say congratulations. Here this month's big winner.

Speaker 5 (05:21):
Hey what did I win?

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Maybe you haven't seen the signs, but every single month
we choose one Rewards Card member at random to say
thank you very much for being such a loyal customer.
You've won thirty six long stem red roses, a box
of candy or chocolate, and a card to be delivered
to anybody that you want. It's actually a three hundred
and forty two dollars value.

Speaker 6 (05:42):
Oh okay, but like are you am I going to
get charged something later for this?

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Absolutely not no, this is completely on us. It's just
our way and saying thank you, thank you, well, thank
you for shopping with us.

Speaker 5 (05:55):
Okay, so what do we good question?

Speaker 2 (06:00):
If you know the person you want to send them to,
I can just take the information down in a matter
of minutes over the phone.

Speaker 5 (06:05):
I think I have an idea.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Okay, I just need the first and last name of
the person and then I'll get the rest of the
information for me.

Speaker 5 (06:13):
Okay, the first name is Danny.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Okay, Danny, and then the last name, last name is.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
And then would you like to include any candies or
anything like that?

Speaker 5 (06:28):
Did you say like a box of chocolate?

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Yep, we can do chocolate.

Speaker 5 (06:32):
Yeah, yeah, that would be great.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
And just to check and make sure, would this be
a romantic type of chocolate?

Speaker 1 (06:37):
So make it like a heart shape on or it's not?

Speaker 5 (06:43):
Uh, I mean it can be.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
And would you like to put anything on a card?
And then after that I'll get the antress from me
and we'll be good to go.

Speaker 5 (06:52):
Uh, thank you, mister fix it.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
That's good.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
Who do mister fix it? Anny? Who? Who's mister fix it?

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Annie?

Speaker 2 (07:04):
This is actually a radio show. It's the Jewbil Show.
My name is Jubell him Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria, and
we do a segment called to Catch a Cheater where
if you think your significant other is cheating, you see
who they send flowers to, and that is your boyfriend, Jeff.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Yeah, I know Jeff, where you live with?

Speaker 5 (07:21):
What is happening?

Speaker 3 (07:23):
What do you mean what's happening? I think you should
tell me that. Well, you know what all this both
where the Danny, Mister Danny comes over his little tool belt.
What's going on? You started a new job, You've got
a new place, my place, my name's on the leaks.
Now you've got a new man. What what is this?

Speaker 5 (07:43):
No?

Speaker 3 (07:44):
No, no, yes, tell me.

Speaker 6 (07:46):
He's just been helping a lot around the apartment.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
There's just want to brand new apartment or brand new place.
Can you just.

Speaker 6 (07:58):
Calm down for a second, Okay, because this is really weird.
If you wanted to talk.

Speaker 5 (08:05):
To about something, you have to do this.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
Okay, all right, okay, So Anny, I'm listening. Go let's
hear let's hear this book. Let me let me hear it.

Speaker 6 (08:15):
Tell me I wanted to Kim for doing things around the.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
With with flowers and chocolates. Sure, okay, that's great, that's nice.

Speaker 6 (08:25):
It was a free thing that was dropped in my lap.
What is the freezing?

Speaker 3 (08:31):
So your your first instinct is to send this to
Danny instead of your your boyfriend who you live with.

Speaker 5 (08:36):
Oh my god, this is ridiculous. He has just been helping.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
Ridiculous.

Speaker 5 (08:41):
Please, hey, we actually agree on that.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
It is ridiculous. You wanted to do what Let's see it.
Let's hear it. I want to hear it all. Just
I want to see, like how much bull comes out
of your mind right now? What is it that.

Speaker 6 (08:58):
You are not going to be upset right now? I'm
sorry I didn't send you the hours, but he's been really, really.

Speaker 5 (09:05):
Helpful, and I thought he has.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
I'll bet he has. Just so you know, I've been
on the call the whole time and when they said
is it romantic.

Speaker 5 (09:14):
You said it could be?

Speaker 3 (09:17):
What's that? What is explain that? Please?

Speaker 6 (09:20):
God, could you just shut up for a second. I'm
trying to you.

Speaker 5 (09:23):
Just ambush me I don't know.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
I think I am okay, I'm.

Speaker 5 (09:30):
Thinking about like a heart shaped box. I don't really
care if it's a heart shaped box. It's kind of
you said it could be romantic.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
He said, no, no, no, no, you're focusing on the wrong thing. Here.
Tell me why it could be romantic. Explain that and
that only I'm not. I don't give a about the box.

Speaker 6 (09:45):
It can be I don't think it can be romantic.

Speaker 5 (09:48):
I just wanted to.

Speaker 6 (09:50):
Do something nice.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Then why did you say it could be romantic? Do
you understand what you said?

Speaker 6 (09:58):
Okay, I get it, but like there's nothing. Oh, I
don't even know that right now? Okay, look great, there's
nothing happening. Okay, he's really nice and so that you
know that I've been a little flirty, but that's just

(10:19):
so that he will continue helping around the place.

Speaker 5 (10:22):
I don't, I don't.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
You don't, so Annie, you think that if you're not
flirty with him, then he won't do his job. Do
you think that? Is that how he gets payment? Then
he's not paid it, he's not. It isn't his job.
He just works on flirtation. Is that is that what
you're trying.

Speaker 7 (10:40):
To spend here. No, it's it's honestly, it's pretty funny.
An look, talk some other we are talking.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
This is yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Let's talk later
when you have time to spend some kind of book story,
like even worse than you're doing right now.

Speaker 6 (11:01):
You know what, if you were home more often, maybe
I wouldn't.

Speaker 5 (11:04):
Have to bang Jammy.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Whoa wow and she hung she hung up.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
This is perfect, guys, This is absolutely the conclusion that
I needed to. I can't wait to throw here on
the curb. Thank you, Thank you, guys. And I can't
wait to get a year of free rent because their employee.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Oh yeah, I can, dude.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
Well, I'm sorry, man, but you know it will work
out in the long run. I'm sure it's gonna start
a whole but at least found out.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
I'm making lemonade out of this. I'm making lemonade us
for sure.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
Good luck.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
Oh yeah, honestly, thank you guys so much. I probably
would have never found out if I didn't do something
like this here we are.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
All right, take care man.

Speaker 6 (11:53):
Thanks the Jubile Show to catch a Cheater
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