Mark & Dorie - Close Out Your Tab

➡︎ The Jubal Show’s War of The Roses / To Catch A Cheater

If you can't call a radio show to see if your significant other is cheating on you, who can you call!? In this segment, Jubal and the team do a sneaky prank on a significant other in an effort to trip them up. The person who set them up is ALWAYS listening on the other line. Drama, babe. Drama.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time to Catch a Cheater.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only on the Jubile Show. Mark is on the phone
today for to Catch a Cheater. He's been with his
girlfriend Dory for three years now, but now he thinks
something might be going on, so we'll see if we
can help him out.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Mark.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
I'm sorry they have to come on the show this way,
but what's up man? What's going on with your girlfriend?
Why do you think she's cheating?

Speaker 3 (00:20):
I think because she's sort of like gone mia on me,
Like she hasn't respondered any calls or any texts. And
I really know what's going on because I go the
last time we hung out, I went to a bar
and was like a regular normal might nothing out of
the blue. But now like I don't know what she's doing,
so I thought you guys could help me. It's just
really weird. I don't know what's going on. I haven't

(00:42):
seen her or talk to her in days now.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
It's like you've been together for three years and she ghosted.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
You, and I know she's like I know she's not,
like she's nothing awful happened to her because like a
friend of mine like saw her out and so she's
a right you know, she's not dead or anything. She's
not sick or something like that.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
But yeah, have you just like rolled up on her?
This is your girlfriend of three years. I'm sorry. If
somebody is not talking to me that I've been with
for three years, I'm gonna be outside her door.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
I mean it's not like we don't have that thing
where like we talk every single day, you know, but
then when we hang out, we really hang out. Okay,
So I thought you guys can help me.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
In the three years that you've been dating her, has
she ever done anything like this before.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
No, She's like she's always been like very loyal, like reliable,
that kind of girlfriend, you know, like she shows up,
you know, like she's really present. Okay, She's always there,
She's always around. She's like that kind of girl. So
I do think I do have an idea of like
who she might be with, because there's like a new
guy hanging around, and like it might it might be

(01:48):
this guy that she's seeing.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Do you know the guy?

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Like I don't know, but I do know that it
goes bar and if she's going to that bar, then
he's there. And I'm sure, like if I haven't seen her,
she's not answering my messages. Okay, I don't feel I
can't show my face there though I'm too I don't know,
I don't feel weird about it. Okay, but if.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
You guys can help me out. Yeah, the friend of.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Mine told me that he saw her at that bar,
and I thought maybe if you guys could like call
her and say, like, oh, we have a gift certificate
for his plate, and like see how she reacts. Okay,
because she's like, I go there all the time, then
you know that's.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Okay, I answer. So basically trying to find out if
she goes to that bar, because if she's going to
that barn, dude, yeah exactly. Okay, yeah, we can do that.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
We'll play a song come back, and then call her
and pretend to be from the bar and I don't know,
offer a gift card or something and just well we'll
figure out a way to find out if she's been
going in there.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Okay, yeah, thank you.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yeah, oh, man, play a song, come back, get your
to catch theeter next if you're just joining us for
Today's to Catch a Cheater. Mark is on the phone
and he thinks that his girlfriend of three years, Dory,
might be cheating on him. We're about to see if
we can help him find out if she is cheating.
But first, Mark, why don't you catch everybody up on
your situation?

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Uh? Yeah? So basically I've been seeing this girl for
like three years, uh, and I think she's seeing someone else,
and I thought, you guys can help me. I think
she's like hangs out at this bar and it's you
guys can like call her up and like offer her,

(03:37):
you know, like a gift card to this place, and
she says, oh yeah, Like I basically want to catch
her that she is going to this place and she's like,
she's seeing someone else, is what I think. Okay, because
I've asked her from the paste she's gone to this
bar and she says, no, my friend has seen her there,
and I know this is this other guy that goes
to that bar, So okay, I think she's yeah, she's

(03:57):
going to the bar and she's seen this other guy
and she's not telling you.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Ready, Yeah, I'm ready?

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Thank you? Hello?

Speaker 5 (04:14):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Is this Dory?

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Is this hey? This is Shorble I'm calling from or
how are you?

Speaker 6 (04:21):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (04:21):
Hey, I'm doing I.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Know it's probably good.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
I know it's probably weird that I'm calling you, but uh,
you've been coming in here quite a bit lately.

Speaker 5 (04:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Yeah, I've been enjoying my time there. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah. We get new people coming in.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
We try to look up their information to call them
up and say thanks for checking us out, you.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
Know, Oh sure, my pleasure.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
I want to offer you a hundred dollars gift card
for being a new customer. That's why I'm calling. Geez,
get it out of your mouth.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Oh wow, one hundred. That's awesome.

Speaker 5 (04:49):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah, absolutely. What do you like about our establishment?

Speaker 5 (04:54):
I always like to check out kind of the new,
the new bars in town, and I feel like it's
a very diff vibe kind of from the bars I'm
used to.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
It's a little bit more like refined.

Speaker 5 (05:04):
I guess which is which is really nice? I think
your drinks are really good, like the beers you have
on tap. I think you guys have a really great
vibe going on there, really the crafts cocktails and stuff, and.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
You know, you're really good. Sorry what please? Sorry?

Speaker 5 (05:23):
Is someone there?

Speaker 3 (05:23):
What what was that? I said?

Speaker 4 (05:26):
Both?

Speaker 3 (05:27):
I knew it. Story, it's me you are going to you.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Are going what dory? This is actually the Jewel show.
It's a radio show, and this is to catch a cheater.
And your boyfriend Mark is on the phone because he
suspected you might be cheating.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Cheating. Yeah, you're going to you just admitted it. I'm sorry,
I'm sorry. He said that.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
He said to you guys that we were.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
Together, that like we're a couple.

Speaker 5 (05:54):
No, we're not.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
We're not dating.

Speaker 5 (05:55):
I don't I have never dated him in my life.

Speaker 6 (05:57):
No.

Speaker 5 (05:58):
I only know Mark because I go to him his bar,
Like I'm a regular at his bar.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
What dude, this is so weird. You're accusing me.

Speaker 5 (06:07):
You're blasting me on the radio for cheating when we're
not even We've never been a couple.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
You've never asked me out, we've never gone on a date.
So you're super weird.

Speaker 6 (06:15):
Like, yeah, okay, yeah, dory, Yeah, I call these guys.
I lied to the show because then even if he
gets called you and get you to admit that, you're
going to okay, because that's the only way I'm going
to find.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
Out the truth. Because I asked you and you wouldn't
tell me.

Speaker 5 (06:27):
What is okay?

Speaker 3 (06:29):
So I'm gonna tell you right now. You're not allowed
back in my bar. Anymore.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Wait, aren't dating? What is this?

Speaker 6 (06:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (06:36):
All right, so yeah, I'm I'm the manager at and
Dor used to come in. She was like our favorite customers.
She would come in every week like the whole staff lover.
She's like, she loves the vibe in there. She always
say nice things, She's super complimentary of everyone. And then yeah,
and then suddenly she just disappears. And yeah, that's why
I called you guys. I allowed you guys to get

(06:56):
her to tell the truth. I knew it. I knew it.
Their main competitor, Dory. How could you I told you that? Mark?
I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (07:08):
I literally how many times have I told you, like
literally every weekend that I need fried pickles on the menu.
And if you didn't put them on there, then I
was going.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
To have to like play the field and see like
who else? Like who else is int?

Speaker 5 (07:20):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (07:21):
But you didn't listen worry about that anymore. Go enjoy,
Go enjoy your pickles. That I don't care anymore. I will,
I absolutely will. I told you we're not putting frying
pickles on the menu. It's not that kind of place, Okay,
why not? It's not us. The reasons why I like
pickleback shots. It's because alcohol.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
And pickles go well together.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
Then there's a problem. No, so yeah, you and you
like ranch stressing too, right, you complain about that. That's
why I have in my bar Ioli is better than ran.
That's so pretentious it I knew you were going to
have place, So enjoy your fried pickles and your pull tabs.
You're not welcome at our bar anymore. Cheater.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
What wow, Well, I guess you got your answer.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Mark.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yeah, thank you, and dor enjoy the fried pickles.

Speaker 5 (08:18):
Yeah, I'm gonna eat those far away from here fried pickles.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
Your fried pickles.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
The jewbile shows to catch a cheater.