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Speaker 1 (00:00):
If someone looked at your Google history, what would they think?
They would laugh? Yeah, exactly. Nobody wants anybody to see
the odd things that they google. But every once in
a while, Google releases their top search results. And Google
just released the top is it weird to like blank results?
And the number one is it weird to like search
from the past year? Is weird? I'll tell you what
(00:22):
that is in just a second, but first let's go
over some of the top is it weird to like
searches from Google? And remember these are things that enough
people have googled, so it comes up as one of
the top is it weird to like searches on Google
for the past year?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Okay, so, since we're weirdos, whoever gets at least three
of these.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Is buying lunch tonight. Okay, I think that's fair. Here's
some of the top ones. We'll tell you what The
number one is it weird to like search? Is meaning
that this is so common that somebody you know probably
has searched this. Okay, I know it's probably you. Actually,
is it weird to like imagining what it would feel
like to be slowly mic awave from the toes up
is in the top is it weird to light searches?
(01:02):
Why are there multiple people asking that? I have no idea.
I don't know if I've ever really thought about that.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
It's like your whole body to go into a microwave,
or slowly the microwave would come up from your toes
to your head.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I'm kind of liking this thought now and thinking about it,
so maybe I should Google. But is it weird to
like imagining what it'd be to be slowly microwave from
the toes up? Another one of the top is it
weird searches that Google had over the past year. Remember
enough people have searched this that it shows up in
the top searches. Is it weird that I clean myself
like a cat? Yes, that is the answer. That's exactly
(01:35):
what Google should say back. It shouldn't even pull up
any search results, just yes, absolutely.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
What do I feel like Google has, like all those
like websites of like what it feels like to be cleaned.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Like it can? I bet you that's a fetish somewhere.
It probably.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
It really is, because you know you're not getting more
clean by using your saliva to lick your body.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Just go take a shower. I mean yeah, but also
you could probably get paid for that. Google's just released
their top Is it weird to like searches from the
past year. We'll tell you what number one is in
just a second. But here's another one. Is it weird
to like whispering you'll never be bred to balls of
uncooked dough? What I mean? I do think that's a
(02:17):
little strange, you know, I mean taunting the dough it's bread.
Who googled you? This is my kitchen. You'll never be
bred in my kitchen. You just sit there like stupid
dough that you are stupid dough. That would be fun. Actually, yeah, stupid.
I don't think that's weird at all. I get it.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I totally get it up Bridge time to google that,
Like you had that thought and you go to your
computer to google.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Guys, but multiple people. That's the part that's crushing my soul.
It means that somebody did that in their kitchen. They
were cooking something and they saw a dough and they're like,
you'll never be cook bread. And then they're like, wait,
was that weird that I did that? And then we'll
grabbed their laptop and googled it is. Yes, it's weird
the top Is it weird to like searches from the
past year that Google release. We'll tell you what number
(03:01):
one is in just a second. But is it weird
to like being called a good boy? Yes, that was
one of them. It's in the top five. Actually that's
not Is it weird? That's a good boys have googled?
Is it weird to like being called good boy? That
one doesn't feel as weird as everything else. I don't know.
I could just see your guy being like doing that. Yeah,
(03:22):
somebody walked by them were like, hey man, good boy,
and they're like I really liked that. I got to
google it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Validation, I think is a real thing that people think.
So I could see that being real.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I don't know, because I was on TikTok Live the
other day and somebody asked me to call him a
good boy. So I did, and then all of a sudden,
everybody was like, call me a good boy. Next. I
was just being like, Peter's a good boy, Johnny's a
good boy. I did that like for like thirty minutes
on TikTok Live. Did you say it like that?
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Like?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah, I was like, you're a good boy, man, You're
a good boy. Oh, it was a good boys on
my TikTok live.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Some guy behind this screen was having just a really
good time of you a good boy.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I just feel like it's also kind of sad because
that makes me feel like your parents ever told you
you were a good boy?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Yeah, but I'm thinking of it more like it's coming
from your parents, right, like a significant other it was
your pet.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
If it was your dog and it learned to Google,
I would get that, like your dog's like, is it
weird that I like it so much when he calls
me good boy? But for a human, I don't know.
These are the top Is it weird to like searches
over the past year from Google? Also in the top five.
Is it weird to like chewing on spaghetti noodles before
you boil them? That's not weird. That's not weird at all.
Why are we googling it?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I mean, I've done it, and I did think to myself,
is this weird? But I just like really wanted to
what just you never chewed on like uncooked pasta?
Speaker 3 (04:36):
I have, but the thought never came to me of
let me go to my computer and google is it weird?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
There's another Is it weird to like search from Google?
I'll tell you what number one is in just a second.
But number two is is it weird to like the
smell of your own farts? Why? Somebody? Enough people googled that?
Where it's in the top it's the number two. Is
it weird to like search on Google? You're sitting there
like hot boxing yourself? That is pleasant?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Wait, what's it called when you do that thing with
the blanket you touch it dutch in yourself?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah? Is it weird to dutch of in yourself? I
guess not enough people like the smell of it their own.
A lot of people in high school, all the dudes
used to do that. I don't know. Man, think about
this the top searches on Google, which means enough people
google this, where somebody you come into contact with is
probably googled one of these things and the number one top?
(05:30):
Is it weird to like search on Google from the
past year? Is Is it weird to like the taste
of blood? Yes? Oh? Interesting? That's a vampire? Why is
that interesting?
Speaker 5 (05:40):
That?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
It is very much vampire energy?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
But it just I don't know, I feel like I
understand what because we watch all these shows and We're
around all of these things, and so people test stuff out.
We need to sap rely on our computer shelf. Were
you know, they're doing it on their phones. It's like
you're just sitting there with your phone and you're like, oh,
this is easy. This is my little friend.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
Weird.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I like my blood. So think about that when you
walk up to someone and they just put their phone away,
they probably were googling. Is it weird that I'd like
to taste the blood? And then you're in a conversation
with them.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Hello, Yes, Hello, my name is Ted thy Abodeaux and
I'm calling from the rideshare app Uber. I was looking
for Luke. Oh yeah, this is hello Luke. I know
it's probably interesting to receive a phone call from Uber,
but I'm calling you today because I have some very
important news to go over with you.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Uh all right, what's the news?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Well, unfortunately, I know that you are a regular rider
with us, and that's why we're calling. We are going
to have to penalize you just a little bit, knock
your rating down a few points, and regretfully informing you
that we have got to knock your rating down a
few points.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
What why, I've never never had a problem.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yes, Well, have you heard the term loose lips sink ships?
What you ever heard that term before? My grandma used
to tell me all the time, loose lip sink ships.
You ever hear that before? It means that if you're
talking a bunch, sometimes you're not paying attention, and then
there's ship. Well, I don't really know exactly what the
(07:16):
phrase means. I've just heard it before and I used
it right now to be honest with you. But what
that means is we've gotten reports from our drivers that
you are just a little too talkative in the backseat
to them, and so we are gonna have to go
ahead and drop your rating for being a distraction to
our drivers.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
No, I respond, We're gonna go.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Ahead and need you to be quiet next time you're
in the vehicle because you are just talking way too much,
just being a distraction.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
I'm not too talkative. You can't throw up my rating.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Well, unfortunately we don't have to do that. But really,
one of the bigger reasons that I am calling is
because I'm not sure if you're aware. But the city
has added on some extra fees when it comes to
using rides with our app. What kind of fees where
there's a few pothole fees, there's a few regulatory mandatory
driving down the street fees, things like that, you know,
(08:08):
some government fees.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
Yeah, I've noticed the fees are more than the riot.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
What's going on right, Well, there's just a bunch of
regulatory mandatory fees that we've had to add on to
our rise, And unfortunately you've taken a few rides and
we forgot to add those on. So we're gonna have
to retroactively charge your car. It has already been charged,
just to let you know where that charge is coming from.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
No, if you guys have to charge me, that's not
my problem. I'm not paying retroactively.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yes, we already went ahead and charged your card. If
you look on there, you'll see a twelve hundred dollars
charge that is from US twelve one hundred dollars.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
I'm not paying twelve hundred dollars for a potholes? Are
you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Dude?
Speaker 5 (08:46):
I already paid like fifty bucks a riot.
Speaker 7 (08:49):
I'm not paying.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Okay, you're in combative here with me a little bit.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
To charge the twelve hundred. I'm not paying.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Well, I went ahead and bumped you down now two
star levels on a your rating dead just because of
the attitude.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
Who's star levels or not? Yes, this is ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Well yes, now I just had to charge you extra
two hundred dollars on top of that because of the profanity,
the profanity fee.
Speaker 7 (09:12):
Okay, I'm not paying to I'm not paying any of
these charges. I'll just go the lift.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
What the fuck?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Okay, that's that's another two hundred dollars dead, it's two profanities.
So if you can watch the profanity on that, because
I can't have to charge you every single time, just.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Like, who are you?
Speaker 7 (09:26):
I'm not paying this money.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
So I'm so sorry about this. But your Uber account
is now dead gowned.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
What?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Yes, your Uber account is now dead and gown. I'm
so sorry about this, but we can no longer be
right that dead and goll that's the term I use
when something is no longer they anymore broken, things like that.
So YOURBA account is now dead and gown. I'm so
sorry about this.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
This is your drivers. Won't shut up. Now you're trying
to charge me all this money. I'm not paying this money.
I've been a loyal writer for years, and then you
can call me telling you you're lowering my rating.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Yes, well you're and terror your girlfriend Terra, she can
have her account. She's the best Uber rider we have. Actually,
her rating is just skyrocket and every day she's wonderful.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
What do you my girlfriend is?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Oh, that's because she asked me to do this phone
brank on you. This is actually Jebel from the Jewbeil
Show doing a phone break on you and your girlfriend
Tera set you up.
Speaker 7 (10:17):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
She said that you've been ranting about the fees on
Uber and wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 5 (10:23):
I cannot believe this.
Speaker 7 (10:27):
I thought I was gonna have to pay like two
thousand dollars.
Speaker 6 (10:31):
Wake up every morning with Jebile phone branks. We say,
mornings on the twenties, Give us three minutes and we'll
give you everything you need to know for the day.
With Nina's what's trending? Just say no to grocery receipts.
And I'm not talking about money. I guess the grocery
receipt itself. The paper could hurt you so apparently, if
you didn't know, most grocery receipts are printed on thermal
(10:51):
paper coated with dangerous chemicals like BPA or BPS. I
don't know what that is, just it as dangerous and
it can be absorbed through your skin and mess with
your hormones, and the chemicals themselves mimic estrogen and can
disrupt your metabolism, just basically screw up your body in
the reproduction system. So now all of these people are
opting for not printing out a receipt because you can
get them emailed.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Or whatever it is.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
But the reason why this is trending so much is
because they're trying to get any of the places that
still do have this type of paper to switch because
they're like, why are you trying to kill me?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
The only time I ever take a receipt is if
I'm at a Costco or yeah, those places where you
have to have the respupt I forgot that.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Well, good thing you said that, because Costco is one
of the stores that has already switched to the safer paper.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
So if you do that, you are safe. Oh okay,
good for them.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Otherwise just say no or make sure you get a
digital receipt. Well, that sucks because if you have to
worry about so many different things, especially as a woman,
that affects your hormones, because your body will change completely. Oh,
I mean I feel men's hormones.
Speaker 7 (11:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Do you guys get as affected as we do, like
buy certain foods and stuff like that with your hormones?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I have no idea, but I have so much testosterone
running through my body. What did I even ask about that?
I'm sure we do. I think humans just get affected
by all that stuff you can mess with your rmond. Yeah, sure.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
I just know that a lot of women that I
know get sick a lot from random things because stuff
messed with their estrogen levels and they're different hormones because
of paper like this.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Somewhere else, there's somebody that heard that. There's somebody that
heard that that bought something they were't supposed to buy
and they were like, did you buy that? And they're
like nope, and they shove their receipt in their mouth and.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Ate it before. Probably don't do that, but here's something
you can stick in your mouth. Thanks to Guy Fiery,
he's now debuting a cheeseburger burrito available.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
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Speaker 2 (12:41):
This is part of his new Flavortown menu at Circle K,
and it's exactly what you think it is. It's a
cheeseburger in a burrito thing. It's got halapeno potato nuggets.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Is that in a burrito thing?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
I just got distracted by the jalapeno potato nuggets. I'm like,
how are you going to stuff all of this in
the tortilla? But yeah, there's also going to be a
mac and cheeseburger, sweet heat fried chicken and waffle sandwich.
I mean, wait, so is a chaos cookie? They're just
trying to really stuff you up. Is it just going
to be a ground meat taco? It's like a cheeseburger
(13:15):
wrapped in a tortilla.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Yeah, but when you probably a ground beef taco, it's
going to be a patty which is around patty like
twisted up, well, probably like you cut it in half.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
You guys have never had a cheeseburger on a tortilla
when you didn't have a bun.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
That's a taco. It's a ground beef It's not the
same thing.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Wait, you can't wrap it burrito though, but it's called
a cheeseburger burrito, so that is what it is.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
But I even argue it that is what it is.
You don't hear it done? No a Circlekay? That's is trending.
Speaker 6 (13:44):
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Speaker 1 (13:51):
Because it's Christmas time, we're counting down the twelve first
day follow ups of Christmas has voted on by you. Yeah,
you count down all the way to the number one
first date follow up that you voted on. Tasha is
on the phone today for a first day follow up
and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Jordan. So
in a few minutes, we're gonna call him and see
if he'll tell us why he's ghostinger and maybe get
her another date for first Tasha, how long has it
(14:12):
been since you heard from Jordan?
Speaker 4 (14:14):
It's been nine days?
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Okay, Okay, good amount of time. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
So have you been trying to get a hold of him?
How have you felt during that time?
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Oh? Man, haven't you been so nervous? Like I actually
did reach out to him two days ago and he
didn't respond.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Okay, Well, let's talk about your date, like what could
have gone wrong? How was it?
Speaker 4 (14:35):
I thought it was great, you know, like it was
a classic get to know you sing coffee in a bookstore,
and you know, we just like kept hanging out and
we watched some people watching, you know, like by the
park and he's really funny low key.
Speaker 7 (14:51):
You know she's that.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Low key Okay.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
Yeah, and we had this moment where he brushed my
hair back while we were sitting on the bed.
Speaker 5 (15:00):
Me.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Well, things got a little romantic after that. I mean
it just made me think he liked me. And he
was real, like none of the like performative stuff you
get on the apps, and like I felt so seen.
I don't know, he even remembered the book I said
I loved in high school.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Oh that's cool that it's cool. So you felt like
he was vibing you too.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
Yeah, and his voice is so dreamy for I don't know.
I'm just like so into him, and I don't get it.
Speaker 7 (15:29):
I thought he was into me too.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Okay, Well, why do you think he's ghosting you?
Speaker 4 (15:33):
I can't really think of anything. I just feel like
maybe he found me too talkative, or he didn't like
my jokes, you know, Like I mean I made this
like one political joke, but like it wasn't even a
joke that I made up, you know, I just like
googled jokes to talk about.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
On dates, and so you went political.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Like I'm not even a political person, Like I don't
care about politics, you know, but maybe he found what
I said a friend.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Yeah, I mean usually they say talking about politics on
a first date is a bad thing, even a joke.
But you google jokes before you go on dates, and
that's the thing if you preferred. You don't know, I
mean I've never done it before, but I think that's
kind of cool. Actually, I'm about to start. So you
go to dates with like a list of pre approved
or pre googled jokes to use. Yeah, that's cool. I
(16:24):
think that. Like, actually, if I were to go on
a date with you, I think that was dope. If
you if you told me that you googled their things,
I'd be like, that's awesome, that's effort, right. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
Yeah, I mean I didn't tell him. I mean, you
don't tell the person you're on a date with that
you googled jokes or something. That's like months into the relationship.
Then you then you tell them.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Right when they're like she had all these jokes but
now she doesn't, you're like, yeah, it's because i've been
googling them. But yeah, how was this mood after the
political joke?
Speaker 5 (16:50):
Then?
Speaker 1 (16:51):
What did it change after that?
Speaker 8 (16:53):
No?
Speaker 4 (16:54):
I mean I mean he laughed, you know, but I
don't know if it was like an awkward laugh.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Did you guys change the subject after that?
Speaker 5 (17:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:02):
I mean, honestly, the conversation just kept flowing naturally, like
and then we just liked made fun of people walking
by and and and I don't know, I just I
didn't really think anything bad happened. So that's why I'm
just very confused. You know, he gave me a little
kiss on the cheek and and that was good.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Well, so how did how did you guys leave it?
Did you plan on seeing each other again? Or was
it just like, oh this is fun things?
Speaker 4 (17:26):
Yeah? Yeah, I mean I was like, okay, well i'll
see you, you know soon hopefully. And then that's kind
of like how we ended it. And then, like you know,
these days go by and I'm just like replaying the
date in my head over and over again, and I'm like, wait,
what did I do? Like, I don't get it. I
thought we were good. I wasn't being weird or anything
(17:47):
when I texted him two days ago, Like I just
you know, sent him a playful text and you know
he didn't respond, so it's like, what's up?
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Tatasha is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by
a dude named Jordan's So we're gonna call him and
just second and see if you'll tell us why he's
ghostinger and maybe get her another date. You still want one, right, Tasha?
Speaker 9 (18:06):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Yeah, and maybe get her another date or she wants one,
which she said she does. But first, Tasha, let's get
a recap of your date real quick before we call him.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
Oh yeah, it was such a beautiful date.
Speaker 7 (18:16):
You know.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
We went to a bookstore and a coffee shop and
then we like sat at the park and people watched
and it was it was literally like a movie, like
a romantic comedy movie, and I was the star and
he was a hero.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
The only reason you can think of that he might
be ghosting you is because you made a political joke
on your date.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
Yeah, but I don't care about politics.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
All right, Well, are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 4 (18:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Okay, here we go. I'm a sea to Jordan.
Speaker 7 (19:00):
Please, uh hey.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Jordan, how are you? My name is Jewbel and I'm
calling from a radio show it's called The Jewbel Show. Hi,
I'm Nina. Also on the show, Hi and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
Wait is this a prank?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
No, it's not. We're calling you today for a different
reason though it's not a prank.
Speaker 7 (19:17):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
So we do a segment on our show it's called
the First Day follow Up. That's where if you go
out on a date with somebody and then you end
up ghosting them, that person can ask us to get
you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them.
So we got an email about you from someone that
you've been out with but aren't calling back. Oh wait, Tasha,
Yes it is. Yeah. She emailed us and she told
(19:40):
us about your day. She said she really liked you,
but she's confused because it's been nine days and you
have responded to her.
Speaker 7 (19:45):
I mean she was great. The date was actually a
lot of fun and she made me laugh. Oh, La,
that's really funny.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Do you mind telling us why you're not talking to her?
Speaker 7 (19:53):
Though? It's the glitter. What she had a lot of
glitter on.
Speaker 9 (20:01):
Her face, like like a lot of it, you know,
And I don't know, it's just by the time we were done,
it was all over me and it was all over
my clothes in my car, and I could never get
it off and I can't.
Speaker 7 (20:14):
I know, I know that sounds crazy, but I'm serious.
Speaker 9 (20:16):
It's just I kept finding glitter on myself for days.
Speaker 7 (20:19):
It was like I was dating a disco ball.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
So what eyeshadow?
Speaker 7 (20:25):
I don't know she wore in her hair, I guess
her face. I think it was on her hands, hat
it was, and on her hands. I don't know. It
was everywhere. I mean, I guess it was like I
wore it all day, kind of a clean streak.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
Okay, wait, you go see me because its glitter.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Hey, Jordan, that's Tasha. She's actually on the phone listening
and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 7 (20:48):
Oh my, this is embarrassing. Hi, Tasha.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
Look, it's nothing personal.
Speaker 7 (20:55):
I swear.
Speaker 9 (20:55):
I really did have a great day and you were
very pretty and hilarious. But I'm thinking about messes and
it just stressed me out and I can't have glitter
all over me like I took a bath.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
It's called sparkle, Jordan, and some of us like to shine.
Speaker 9 (21:11):
Oh, okay, okay, fine, but I don't like the sparkle,
and I kind of think that's like a little kid
things too.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
Wow. No, okay, sparkle life, you know, and I'm a
sparkly girl, and I don't think there's anything wrong with him.
And I mean, you've been to strip clubs before, so
I'm sure you've had your you know.
Speaker 7 (21:36):
Load of.
Speaker 9 (21:39):
I knew what I was up for, and Pu's actually
I don't really go to strip clubs like that because
of this reason.
Speaker 7 (21:45):
I'm work sparklestan.
Speaker 10 (21:47):
It is what it is.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
I mean, what's so bad about it? Like it just
makes your life a little bit more shiny. I mean,
I'll help you clean it off.
Speaker 9 (21:58):
It's impossible. I'm sorry.
Speaker 7 (22:02):
Well, the date was great, but I just it was
like it was ending up in my food because it was.
Speaker 9 (22:07):
All over my head and my hair and oh my god.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
If there was less, Jordan, would you be down with that? Jordan?
Would you like another day with Tasha? Will pay for
it if Tasha was willing to cut back on the
glitter a little bit, if.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
There's no glitter involved.
Speaker 7 (22:22):
Yeah, I mean, yeah, it was a good date.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
Yeah, I'm not sure about that because I am a
sparkly girl and I don't know if I even want
to live a life without glitter.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Wow, Okay, stand on yours girl.
Speaker 9 (22:36):
Okay, well, I mean maybe we pick like somewhere less
glitter friendly, like a tool.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
I feel like that would be worse. Jordan. Honestly, you're
swimming in it. Then, I mean I already was just
embrace it.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
I mean, I'm not even sure anymore, Jordan, because I
thought we had something special and I can't believe you
ghosted me because I sparkle. And I mean no, I
don't even think I want another date with you. I
don't want you dimming my light.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Okay, okay, So does that a no? Then, Tasha, you
don't want another day with Jordan?
Speaker 4 (23:09):
Uh no, I will pass.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Okay, Well, at least you know now why he's ghosting
you and that he's probably not a good fit for you.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
Yeah, I'm very disappointed about this, Jordan. O.
Speaker 9 (23:23):
Hey, I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm sure there's
a lot of guys who would love to have your
sparkle all over them.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Yeah. There is.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
And his name is Nate and I'm going on a
day with him actually tonight.
Speaker 8 (23:34):
So whatever, Okay, Jubile's first date fall.
Speaker 5 (23:41):
Don't call me stupid, all right?
Speaker 3 (23:43):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people,
five worn dresses with high right ques. But you think
you're an intellectual, don't you wait?
Speaker 1 (23:51):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
a game of trivia. And let's meet today's contestant for
you verus Victoria? Max. What's up? Max?
Speaker 4 (24:04):
I'm good? How about you?
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Jubo, I'm great? Thank you for asking? Are you ready
to see if you can beat Victoria?
Speaker 4 (24:11):
Yes, I'm gonna. I'm ready to sweep the floor with her.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
You better tell her Max, I just have to ask
how old are you? Why do we have to ask?
Speaker 4 (24:19):
I'm eleven?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
So all right, well, man, shouldn't you be in school?
Speaker 8 (24:23):
Max?
Speaker 1 (24:23):
What class he's supposed to be in? Right now?
Speaker 4 (24:27):
I mean, I'm on the way to score right now,
so like, yeah, technically free pass.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Well this is like extra credit. Really, this is where
Max takes you to school. All right, Victoria out of
the studio and Max, here we go. While she's leaving,
The game is played like this. You have thirty seconds
to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know one, just say passed and Victoria has to beat
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you outright to win. Okay, okay, all right, here we go, Max,
Your time starts now.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
The Social Media Ice Bucket Challenge was started to raise
money and awareness for.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
What cancer treatment.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
When was Minecraft created? Oh? I should know this one.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
I play it a path?
Speaker 8 (25:14):
Why is the sky blue because of the ozone layer?
Speaker 2 (25:18):
True or false? Solid ice is less dense than liquid
water in SpongeBob SquarePants? What is Plankton's wife's name?
Speaker 4 (25:29):
All path?
Speaker 1 (25:30):
All right, We'll bring Victoria back in if I can
get her attention. She's looking at her phone. What all right,
Victoria's coming back in studio and Max. While Victoria's coming
back into the studio and getting her headphones on and stuff,
here's a question for you. Yeah, what would a raccoon
DJ name itself?
Speaker 4 (25:49):
I like it DJ garbage?
Speaker 1 (25:55):
That was quick man. All right, here we go thirty
seconds ans. There's many questions as possible. If you don't
know when, just say passed and Victoria. You have to
beat Max outright to win? Okay, okay, but Nina's usually laughing. Max,
you can tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 7 (26:09):
Ready, I'm scared.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
The social Media ice Bucket Challenge was started to raise
money and awareness for what fail Us? When was Minecraft created?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Two five? Why is the sky blue? What it's reedy?
Speaker 9 (26:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
I don't know. Next sure or false?
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Solid ice is less dense than cold water in SpongeBob SquarePants.
What is Plankton's wife's name?
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Oh, my gosh, his wife? Uh? Recca?
Speaker 2 (26:36):
What type of blood type is known as the universal donor?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
What country was Shakespeare from?
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Uh? Narnia?
Speaker 10 (26:46):
Dole?
Speaker 3 (26:51):
No, I'm going.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
I'm going a big one? Is big one? Is a
big one?
Speaker 5 (26:55):
No?
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Okay, your time is severely up London. Okay, that's not
it's not a country, It's not I don't all right, Well,
let's send it over the scoreboard and see how you
guys did with our scoreboard. Our social media producer.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
Gabby Max didn't get any correct and Victoria somehow got
two and a half.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Oh Max, I'm shocked. I'm surprised.
Speaker 8 (27:17):
Yeah, you do know, Micraft, I should have known that.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
I'll never forget. Now, all right, let's get the answers
now with Nina.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
The ice Bucket Challenge was originally started to raise money
and awareness for als. Minecraft was created in two thousand
and nine. The sky is blue because of the Raleigh
scattering gases in the atmosphere, scattered sunlight in all directions,
blue light has shorter, choppier wavelengths. I don't I don't
really understand that, but that's that's why it is true.
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Solid ice is less dense than liquid water, SpongeBob Squarepants's
wife Plankton's wife's name Karen.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
The blood.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
It's universal is oh negative. And then Shakespeare's from England.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Where did you say he was from London?
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Well, that's like I think I meant to say England,
but London is the first nat kid in my head.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Yeah, but Ahlias, I'm gonna say that. Okay, all right, Max?
Do you feel prepared for school now? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (28:18):
Ah yeah, wake tooy.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Thank you for playing, Max, have a great day.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
Thank you by Max. Time to Catch a Cheater Only
on the.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Jubile Show, Candace is on the phone today for to
Catch a Cheater and she's been with her boyfriend Jesse
for two years, but now she thinks that he might
be cheating. So in a few minutes, we're gonna call
him and see if we can catch him if he is.
Hopefully he's not. But Candace let us know what's going on.
What's why do you think that Jesse's cheating on you?
Speaker 8 (28:50):
Well, so I've been sitting on this information for a
little bit, and I'm kind of doing So. We've been
together for two years and just six months ago, you know,
our leases were both up and we decided, you know, let's.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Move in together.
Speaker 8 (29:05):
So we did, and you know, things have changed a
little bit. Like I let him do his thing. He
goes out at night, he does the boys thing. But
it's kind of getting you know, four nights a week
he's going out.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Okay, it's a lot.
Speaker 8 (29:20):
Yeah, I mean it's like football games, it's poker.
Speaker 7 (29:23):
It's all.
Speaker 8 (29:23):
It's all these things, right, And so I let his side.
I'm busy, right, he can do his thing. I can
do my thing. And just on Friday, I had a
call from my boyfriend's old apartment complex, the smoke alarm,
what's going off? And I was looking at the emergency
contact and he never told me that he still had
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that apartment.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Oh, going okay, wow, so he was paying rent there too, apparently.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Yeah, so you don't even know, Yeah, you don't know
any of that.
Speaker 8 (29:59):
No, I'm not sure what's going on. And I wanted
to see if you guys get help me before I
like totally lose it on him. It's been you know,
we've been together for two years and we've been living
under the same room for six months, and he never
decided to share this information with me.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Yeah, and then he's missing fotnits a week. I would
be concerned. I think that's very valid.
Speaker 8 (30:20):
Yeah, I mean, you know this never came up, like
I just think that, Like, this is a total red
flag for me, because you know, everything's been good. I mean,
he's still like affectionate with me. You know, he comes
home like ninety percent of the time. I know there
was a couple of instances where his friends like verified
that he was with them and they stayed out and
he didn't want to come home drunk. So fine, but
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this information, I'm a little bit on edge.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Yeah, I mean, even if he's not cheating, I'd still
be mad he was lying about the more outside of this,
I mean, these are very big red flags.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Has he been acting different towards you at all?
Speaker 8 (30:56):
No, That's where I'm like, is he like a complete
social path?
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Like?
Speaker 1 (31:00):
I mean, now, so you think maybe when he's out
for these boys nice and you said he doesn't come
home sometimes. Yeah, maybe he's staying in his apartment or something.
Speaker 8 (31:10):
That is the conclusion that I would jump to.
Speaker 5 (31:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Absolutely, I'm sorry I said he never told me.
Speaker 8 (31:17):
Yeah, I mean I kind of am. I don't want
to complete. I mean, like, I don't know, I'm like
not the girl to mess with. Like I am into
fitness competitions and I can mas some weight. So okay,
I don't know why he's gonna try me like this,
but we're gonna we're gonna make sure if this is
something that he's actually cheating, Like, it's not gonna.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Be good to say something pretty hard.
Speaker 8 (31:40):
I'm really trying not to lose it, and I'm hoping
that we can string this out today and I'm hoping
the ten percent chance he's not cheating on me is
what I'm really hoping.
Speaker 5 (31:49):
But I'm also logical.
Speaker 8 (31:51):
And I'm not a complete moron, so I don't know
there is that ninety percent chance.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Right okay, right in the middle of to catch a
tater if you're just joining us, can this is on
the phone and she thinks that our boyfriend of two
years named Jesse might be cheating. So we're about to
call him and pretend to be from the grocery store
that he's a Rewards card member at and say that
every single month, we choose one rewards member who gets
free flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll see
if he sends those flowers to Candace's girlfriend or to
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somebody else. But before we make that phone call, Candace,
why don't you catch us up on your situation?
Speaker 8 (32:22):
So, yeah, we've been dating for two years and six
months ago.
Speaker 4 (32:27):
Our leases were both.
Speaker 8 (32:28):
Up and we decided to move in together, and the
assumption was that we did not keep those old apartments,
and his old apartment called me because the smoke detector
was going off, so leading me to understand that he
is still paying rent for his apartment that we were
before we got together, in the apartment.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
We're in now. And you know nothing about this.
Speaker 8 (32:50):
I know nothing about what's going on.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
I'm hoping to figure it out. Yeah, all right, well
are you ready for us to try? Please?
Speaker 7 (32:57):
All right?
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Here we go. Hello, Hi, this is horrible calling from
I was looking for our re Wars card member named Jesse.
Speaker 5 (33:15):
That's me, Jesse.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling to say a big congratulations and thank
you for shopping with us here this month's big lucky winner.
Speaker 7 (33:23):
Oh ready, Oh, what's good? Turkey? What's good?
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Every single month we choose one Rewards Card member who
gets free flowers delivered from our floor department. So you've
just won thirty six long stim red roses, a box
of candy or chocolates, and a car to be delivered
to anybody that you want with in the fifty United States.
Absolutely free.
Speaker 7 (33:42):
That's a lot.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Congratulations.
Speaker 7 (33:45):
Well yeah, winter winter flowers for dinner? Cool? What do
I gotta do to like pick them up or deliver?
What do we gotta with the next step? Man?
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Very simple. I can take the information over the phone.
It just takes a matter of minutes. We can do it,
all right, sweet. The first thing I will need will
be the first and last name of the person you'd
like to send them to.
Speaker 7 (34:06):
Uh yeah, Casey H C A S E Y Casey Smith.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
All right for the card. Before I get to the
address and stuff, is there anything you want to put
on a card?
Speaker 7 (34:18):
Yeah? How about how about I love you and I
want you back.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Please call me I love you and I want you back, Like.
Speaker 7 (34:27):
You changed you changed the name like instead of uh
my name, could you do it like from its two casey?
Could you do it from Bailey? B A I L
E Y?
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Okay, so you wanted to be from a bait from Bailey?
Speaker 7 (34:42):
Are you Bailey? It's it's an inside joke. But I
figure if my name is attached to the account that
it'll like Probby already says like who they're from. So
if you just switch the two case from Bailey.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
To Casey from Bailey? Okay, Jesse, what the hell?
Speaker 7 (34:57):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Jesse? Candas, this is actually the Jubile Show. It's a
radio show. We do a segment called to Catch Cheater
where if you think your significant other might be messing
around you see you, they send flowers? Suit and are
you freaking kidding me? Two years, six months we've been together.
Speaker 7 (35:14):
Okay, you're gonna put flowers? Oh listen, Candace, iish all
the time.
Speaker 8 (35:19):
Listen.
Speaker 4 (35:19):
I let you go out at night and do your thing.
Most women don't do that, and I'm letting you do
your thing. And now you're gonna send flowers to somebody else?
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Are you inane?
Speaker 4 (35:29):
Is this your ex girlfriend?
Speaker 7 (35:31):
Listen? Can cannas. Okay, listen, this is crazy. Okay. I
would never cheat on you, all right, hold on, hold on,
I would never cheat on you. Okay, all right, Then.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
Why are you sending flowers to somebody else?
Speaker 7 (35:42):
So?
Speaker 4 (35:42):
You know, the apartment called me the other day because
your smoke alarm is going up. You never told me.
Speaker 8 (35:48):
Six months we've been living in the same household, and
you never told me that you didn't get rid of them.
Speaker 7 (35:53):
Are you ringing girls over there? That's happening.
Speaker 8 (35:56):
It's a boys it's a boys night, and everybody just
has women over there.
Speaker 7 (36:00):
Hey, okay, radio show the blue up my spot? You
want to mute her for a second.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Later, I have.
Speaker 7 (36:08):
Not cheat on you. I don't plan on cheating you.
I would not cheat on you. Okay, you put on the.
Speaker 4 (36:13):
Card I love you and I want you back.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (36:16):
Right, You're not cheating on me. Okay, I'm supposed to
believe that. Yeah, if you heard the whole thing so
that you've heard two different names. Okay, all right, just
let me explain. All right. So, yeah, this looks bad, okay,
but here.
Speaker 5 (36:27):
At to get more. Here you go.
Speaker 7 (36:29):
Here, let's so my friend Casey, my friend Casey who
you know, he asked, because we were moving it together,
if he could get into my old apartment because his girlfriend,
Bailey kicks him out. So I thought it was only
going to be a few weeks. Okay, so but you know,
she refuses to take him back. So when I got
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the flowers, I thought, hey, why don't I be a
good buddy play Cupid and you know, maybe if I
use Bailey, they could connect in making get Casey out
of the old apartment. So yeah, it's is dumb, sure,
but you're cheating on you.
Speaker 8 (37:06):
It sounds ridiculous, Like I really I do. I want
to believe you. Why didn't you tell me six months?
If this is like you're playing Cubid, why not tell
me six months? Like we're together every day in the
same house.
Speaker 7 (37:18):
Now, and then I'm gonna clear all this up. I
don't know how to put you know, I'll just send
it to you or I don't know how to like
prove this to you other than show you in my phone,
which I will do. But you just kind of like,
I mean, give me a second.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
You were sending flowers to your buddy, but from his
girlfriend in hopes that what he'd call her, and then
they would get back together.
Speaker 7 (37:37):
Well, I mean, I mean just a smooth wheels along here.
I mean that sounds better than me like being a
fake or another person in cheating on you, Like and
then there's other person I'm cheating on you with giving
them a fake name, Like that sounds looney tuned.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
I mean, really, is that you've just been lying about
having your apartment there? Whether maybe you're telling the truth,
and that's great, thank you for being a good friend.
But why are we lying to the person that you
live with about still having an old apartment?
Speaker 7 (38:04):
It's nothing, It's just it's not that I am the older.
There's nothing, and there's none of my stuff is there.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
You pay for it. I ain't paid for it, Okay, so.
Speaker 7 (38:17):
Yeah, like, well I'm not gonna I'm like, he's getting
free flowers, he's not getting free rent off me.
Speaker 8 (38:23):
I really need like hardcore proofs though it's I mean,
I want to believe you, really, it sounds it sounds plausible,
but I need hard proof because the fact that you
didn't tell me six months, even though you're not paying
for it, it's still something that I thought you should
have shared.
Speaker 7 (38:37):
Okay, Well, okay, yes, obviously I mean better to ask
what is it to forgiveness and permission? Yeah? Should I've
been up for the whole thing? Sure, okay, but uh
well hold on, okay, So, uh, Casey just texted me
back and he uh is out of the old apartment
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as of two weeks to go. So that's why the
smoke a arms going off because as flowers aren't needed,
him and Bayle are back together and he just forgot
to let me know. So I'm not breaking a lease,
no financial restitution.
Speaker 8 (39:15):
You know.
Speaker 5 (39:15):
The biggest screw up right.
Speaker 7 (39:16):
Now is me and you having this conversation online.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Seriously, this is very this is convenient timing.
Speaker 8 (39:22):
If this is If this is true, you better be
sending me.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
You better be getting me more than I will.
Speaker 7 (39:27):
I will scream, I will screenshot my text right now.
I will send you with contact info. You can hit
them up or whatever you want to do. First, I
will say whatever if you want to like story straight,
whatever you.
Speaker 8 (39:38):
Want, that's what I want. Yes, I want to hear
it from everyone's mouth. I will be reaching out to
them too, that's fair. Yeah, I'm not going to be
played for a fool. I'm going to get to the
bottom of this and I'm going to hear it from
everyone's mouth.
Speaker 7 (39:50):
Yeah, I'm cleaning the fool. I think I got that covered.
I think I proved that to everybody. Just now. Yeah,
he says, get me out the doghouse, gang, what do
we got concert tickets?
Speaker 2 (39:58):
Anything to read like, because I'm not convinced either, Jesse,
I don't know if you're out of the doghouse and
he can just to give.
Speaker 7 (40:04):
Us that update was line was line. The apartment was
the only thing.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
So he reward the jewel shows to catch a cheater?
What jobs will absolutely kill your relationship? It's a jewel show,
a professional cheater. That one will probably be tough on
your love life. But there are others. According to a
new study, there are a few jobs out there they
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say will absolutely ruin your marriage. So we'll go over
them now so you can be prepared and know who
you should and shouldn't be dating if you want to
get married to them.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
I feel like you realize that within the first few
weeks of dating this person anyway, depending on what their
job is, but you stay because maybe the job is sexy,
or you're just not convinced that that's going to happen,
Like doctors, but we can talk about that.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
I think a lot of the relationship killing jobs are
sexy jobs. That's probably the problem. What we'll tell you
what the number one biggest relationship killing job is in
just a second. But let's go over some of the
top ten. Fighter pilots is on the list of jobs
that will absolutely kill your marriage. Well, why that's.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
Because they're basically celebrities. I mean, come on, top gun
they're so cool though. I know, dude, I totally made
out with one in the bathroom at a bar. We
don't know if he was actually a fighter pilot, but
you had to say, yeah, but in that moment, like exactly, I.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
Have the checklist, fighter pilot is checked off. It says
that they have to be incredibly driven and focused to
make it to that level, so they have to work
a lot combined with a god complex. Yeah, yeah, of
course you're a fighter pilot and then being deployed for
months at a time, well in the uniforms, yeah you
know it. Two yeah, yeah. What are some of the
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other jobs that our relationship killers will tell you what
the number one is in just a second. But musicians,
they say, is also a relationship killer?
Speaker 2 (41:54):
Really, no, offense to Will, but totally, I kind of
want to date a musician and can be fun.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
You can go visit them on tour, you can go
see different cities. Yeah, they may not want you to
come visit them on tour because they also have groupies.
Well that's fine. I'm a grouping when I'm not there.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
Aside from the fact that they have groupies, they have
these emotional, like roller coaster swings again jib Well, I'm
not talking about you. I'm just saying in general, in
my experience, they get really in there, like fields and
they go on this roller coaster and they shut you
out because they're so concerned about how they feel or
how they performed or whatever.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
It says that their hours are all so flaky, and
they're also always broke. Oh so they're not talking about
like rockstar rockstar musicians yet, they're talking about ones that
are still grinding and trying to make it. They're like
doing karaoks and I yeah, they're driving through the middle
of Nevada to some wall bar to play out for
fifty bucks. It's not that glamorous at first, you know,
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remember what I made you come to that show? Matory
Janina was dating a musician and you did have to
go to a show and it was at a bar.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
I went to a few shows actually, and I brought
out my friends and stuff and it was great.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
I don't talk to him anymore, but it was a
good time. Yeah, but you were the most hyped person there.
I've learned my lesson. You can be supportive, but then
they don't support you back. Yeah, it's messed up. What
is another job that is a relationship killer? They say
nurses is also a relationship killer? What it says that
they're drained and burnt out because they work such long
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hours and you get the brunt of their anger and
frustration when they're home.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
That's a bummer though, Like you feel like the nurse
should be treated like a queen or king when they
come home because they are doing God's work.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
Yes, but they work those like four day work weeks
or whatever where they work like eighteen hours a day
and they get three days off. So you think when
they're gonna get home and we'll be like, ooh, the
nurse is coming home, get a little cough. Maybe she'll
check it out for me, just because I'm tired. I
do that all day long. I don't want to do that.
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What is another job that is an absolute relationship killer?
They say, somebody in the clergy. The clergy so like
a minister pastor, I'm in the church. Well you have
to all, so then go to that church and stuff.
I never known anybody that was a pastor or married
to a pastor.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
I've only seen it in movies and TV shows, and
they always seem like the happiest family, except when the
pastor cheats and like get away with it. Yeah, I mean, now,
I'm talking about lifetime movies now.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
So I'm sure there's some very happy religious families, you know,
minister pastor families. I'm sure there are. I grew up.
Both my parents are ministers, and it was not a
happy family. Yeah at all. So they say, the spouse
and the kids are constantly under a microscope, and of
course you have to go to church and stuff all
time if you don't want to. Okay, Investment bakers is
also a relationship killing job. The job is incredibly demanding,
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long hours, high stress, and a spillover effect into your
everyday life. But are we sure I mean that that's
a problem. Well, I think it is. That's what this
person is saying on the survey that they did. But
also if they're working long hours, high stress, and they're
gone all the time, you can enjoy the money of
the investment maker.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
Ay, we're forgetting that. Balance is nice. Like, I think
we need alone time as well to make a relationship healthy.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
But do you want so much of the time to
where like they're never home, they're constantly working. Even when
they're home, they are working the middle of the night.
Like I had a friend who like dated an investment
banker and she's still datingum. But he works even through
like all hours of the night.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
So she spends the money. No, she has her own job. Oh,
but he makes more and she probably spends his money. Yes,
for sure, she's ready to live in. What is the
number one relationship killing job a restaurant, bar manager or owner?
What you get free dream billy? I could see that.
What do you mean they work every day off in
twelve to fifteen hours, every holiday, every weekend, and they're
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constantly just on the clock.
Speaker 2 (45:43):
Well, they're kind of like celebrities too, So like when
you go into the restaurant, you've got your regulars and
they're like.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
Oh, it's ricks, I'll get the free drinks in the
p Thanks for the discount, you know, and then you
get your free drinks. And there's a certain mentality too,
well not maybe not with all restaurant owners, but definitely
restaurant manager. Yeah. I work in restaurants most of my
life before this job, and I can tell you that
most restaurant managers like they have is this weird complex
where they just want to be the boss. So they're
all kind of a holes because they make usually less
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than the servers make. If you're working at a restaurant. Yeah,
it's like because they'll get a salary, but most of
them are worse servers at one point, like a head server,
so they're getting tips and a bigger salary, but they
take a salary cut so that they can be a manager.
Why for power? Yeah, they're all very power hungry. Well,
so power.
Speaker 2 (46:27):
Hungry people are the ones that are going to kill
your relationship.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
Text in four one O six one? Was that true
for you?
Speaker 5 (46:33):
Jubles?
Speaker 3 (46:34):
Dirty little secret?
Speaker 1 (46:35):
Hello? Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret? I
do sweet?
Speaker 7 (46:41):
What is it?
Speaker 8 (46:42):
So?
Speaker 10 (46:44):
Me and well my ex husband Now we've divorced, but
I still have keys to what used to be our house.
Speaker 7 (46:54):
But now it's his house, right.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
Oh boy, okay, where's this going?
Speaker 4 (47:00):
And well, you know, I mean let's be real times.
Speaker 10 (47:05):
You know, thinks they're expensive now and we all run
out of stuff like toilet paper, sugar, milk, whatever, right yeah,
and I you know, so it says I still have
the key. I go over there and I take stuff, yes, okay,
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like what I mean like literally like I'll take toilet paper,
paper towel.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
Sometimes.
Speaker 7 (47:35):
Like he's like addicted to beef jerky that I love
the jerky, and so it's expensive and so like I
will take that.
Speaker 10 (47:44):
And because he's he's like one of those like you know,
bodybuilder people, so he has to get his like protein,
and so I I steal a lot of that.
Speaker 7 (47:53):
I take some of this protein powder because that.
Speaker 4 (47:55):
Stuffs expensive basically.
Speaker 10 (48:00):
Yeah, And he he's not like the brightest guy, so
he doesn't really know what's going on. But he will
call me randomly sometimes and just be like, hey, like.
Speaker 7 (48:13):
Did he sound about the house or something.
Speaker 10 (48:14):
Because he'll say like his mail's been moved or his
keys or something to something, and I'm just like, no,
I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 7 (48:24):
Like that's crazy, Like I don't know that's weird.
Speaker 1 (48:27):
Ring or anything. No, no, no, no, no no, he's
totally old school none of that. Actually kind of wants
you to do it. He never changed the locks. That's
his fault.
Speaker 10 (48:39):
I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 7 (48:41):
I mean, he did cheat on.
Speaker 10 (48:42):
Me, so maybe he I don't know, but it feels guilty, guilty,
but I mean he's definitely never.
Speaker 7 (48:55):
Called me out on it. I mean, just to ask
if I've been over there, and I'm like no, because
I mean, hey, I don't.
Speaker 10 (49:02):
I mean, I'm not taking anything like that crazy, But
you know, I mean why not.
Speaker 1 (49:09):
Why not if he didn't ask for the keyback and
he didn't change the locks. I mean I saw him.
Speaker 10 (49:14):
Yeah, I feel like it's fair game, and you know,
I mean it's it's you know, I just like messing
with him anyways.
Speaker 1 (49:20):
So well, thanks, it's inocent right until you guys get
back together.
Speaker 7 (49:26):
But well yeah, I don't think that will happen.
Speaker 1 (49:30):
Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. You'll
go bye bye. What's your dirty little secret? Text you
bol to four one oh sixty one
If someone looked at your Google history, what would they think?
They would laugh? Yeah, exactly. Nobody wants anybody to see
the odd things that they google. But every once in
a while, Google releases their top search results. And Google
just released the top is it weird to like blank results?
And the number one is it weird to like search
from the past year? Is weird? I'll tell you what
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that is in just a second, but first let's go
over some of the top is it weird to like
searches from Google? And remember these are things that enough
people have googled, so it comes up as one of
the top is it weird to like searches on Google
for the past year?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Okay, so, since we're weirdos, whoever gets at least three
of these.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Is buying lunch tonight. Okay, I think that's fair. Here's
some of the top ones. We'll tell you what The
number one is it weird to like search? Is meaning
that this is so common that somebody you know probably
has searched this. Okay, I know it's probably you. Actually,
is it weird to like imagining what it would feel
like to be slowly mic awave from the toes up
is in the top is it weird to light searches?
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Why are there multiple people asking that? I have no idea.
I don't know if I've ever really thought about that.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
It's like your whole body to go into a microwave,
or slowly the microwave would come up from your toes
to your head.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I'm kind of liking this thought now and thinking about it,
so maybe I should Google. But is it weird to
like imagining what it'd be to be slowly microwave from
the toes up? Another one of the top is it
weird searches that Google had over the past year. Remember
enough people have searched this that it shows up in
the top searches. Is it weird that I clean myself
like a cat? Yes, that is the answer. That's exactly
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what Google should say back. It shouldn't even pull up
any search results, just yes, absolutely.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
What do I feel like Google has, like all those
like websites of like what it feels like to be cleaned.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Like it can? I bet you that's a fetish somewhere.
It probably.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
It really is, because you know you're not getting more
clean by using your saliva to lick your body.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Just go take a shower. I mean yeah, but also
you could probably get paid for that. Google's just released
their top Is it weird to like searches from the
past year. We'll tell you what number one is in
just a second. But here's another one. Is it weird
to like whispering you'll never be bred to balls of
uncooked dough? What I mean? I do think that's a
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little strange, you know, I mean taunting the dough it's bread.
Who googled you? This is my kitchen. You'll never be
bred in my kitchen. You just sit there like stupid
dough that you are stupid dough. That would be fun. Actually, yeah, stupid.
I don't think that's weird at all. I get it.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I totally get it up Bridge time to google that,
Like you had that thought and you go to your
computer to google.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Guys, but multiple people. That's the part that's crushing my soul.
It means that somebody did that in their kitchen. They
were cooking something and they saw a dough and they're like,
you'll never be cook bread. And then they're like, wait,
was that weird that I did that? And then we'll
grabbed their laptop and googled it is. Yes, it's weird
the top Is it weird to like searches from the
past year that Google release. We'll tell you what number
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one is in just a second. But is it weird
to like being called a good boy? Yes, that was
one of them. It's in the top five. Actually that's
not Is it weird? That's a good boys have googled?
Is it weird to like being called good boy? That
one doesn't feel as weird as everything else. I don't know.
I could just see your guy being like doing that. Yeah,
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somebody walked by them were like, hey man, good boy,
and they're like I really liked that. I got to
google it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Validation, I think is a real thing that people think.
So I could see that being real.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I don't know, because I was on TikTok Live the
other day and somebody asked me to call him a
good boy. So I did, and then all of a sudden,
everybody was like, call me a good boy. Next. I
was just being like, Peter's a good boy, Johnny's a
good boy. I did that like for like thirty minutes
on TikTok Live. Did you say it like that?
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Like?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah, I was like, you're a good boy, man, You're
a good boy. Oh, it was a good boys on
my TikTok live.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Some guy behind this screen was having just a really
good time of you a good boy.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I just feel like it's also kind of sad because
that makes me feel like your parents ever told you
you were a good boy?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Yeah, but I'm thinking of it more like it's coming
from your parents, right, like a significant other it was
your pet.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
If it was your dog and it learned to Google,
I would get that, like your dog's like, is it
weird that I like it so much when he calls
me good boy? But for a human, I don't know.
These are the top Is it weird to like searches
over the past year from Google? Also in the top five.
Is it weird to like chewing on spaghetti noodles before
you boil them? That's not weird. That's not weird at all.
Why are we googling it?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I mean, I've done it, and I did think to myself,
is this weird? But I just like really wanted to
what just you never chewed on like uncooked pasta?
Speaker 3 (04:36):
I have, but the thought never came to me of
let me go to my computer and google is it weird?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
There's another Is it weird to like search from Google?
I'll tell you what number one is in just a second.
But number two is is it weird to like the
smell of your own farts? Why? Somebody? Enough people googled that?
Where it's in the top it's the number two. Is
it weird to like search on Google? You're sitting there
like hot boxing yourself? That is pleasant?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Wait, what's it called when you do that thing with
the blanket you touch it dutch in yourself?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah? Is it weird to dutch of in yourself? I
guess not enough people like the smell of it their own.
A lot of people in high school, all the dudes
used to do that. I don't know. Man, think about
this the top searches on Google, which means enough people
google this, where somebody you come into contact with is
probably googled one of these things and the number one top?
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Is it weird to like search on Google from the
past year? Is Is it weird to like the taste
of blood? Yes? Oh? Interesting? That's a vampire? Why is
that interesting?
Speaker 5 (05:40):
That?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
It is very much vampire energy?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
But it just I don't know, I feel like I
understand what because we watch all these shows and We're
around all of these things, and so people test stuff out.
We need to sap rely on our computer shelf. Were
you know, they're doing it on their phones. It's like
you're just sitting there with your phone and you're like, oh,
this is easy. This is my little friend.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
Weird.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I like my blood. So think about that when you
walk up to someone and they just put their phone away,
they probably were googling. Is it weird that I'd like
to taste the blood? And then you're in a conversation
with them.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Hello, Yes, Hello, my name is Ted thy Abodeaux and
I'm calling from the rideshare app Uber. I was looking
for Luke. Oh yeah, this is hello Luke. I know
it's probably interesting to receive a phone call from Uber,
but I'm calling you today because I have some very
important news to go over with you.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Uh all right, what's the news?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Well, unfortunately, I know that you are a regular rider
with us, and that's why we're calling. We are going
to have to penalize you just a little bit, knock
your rating down a few points, and regretfully informing you
that we have got to knock your rating down a
few points.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
What why, I've never never had a problem.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yes, Well, have you heard the term loose lips sink ships?
What you ever heard that term before? My grandma used
to tell me all the time, loose lip sink ships.
You ever hear that before? It means that if you're
talking a bunch, sometimes you're not paying attention, and then
there's ship. Well, I don't really know exactly what the
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phrase means. I've just heard it before and I used
it right now to be honest with you. But what
that means is we've gotten reports from our drivers that
you are just a little too talkative in the backseat
to them, and so we are gonna have to go
ahead and drop your rating for being a distraction to
our drivers.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
No, I respond, We're gonna go.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Ahead and need you to be quiet next time you're
in the vehicle because you are just talking way too much,
just being a distraction.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
I'm not too talkative. You can't throw up my rating.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Well, unfortunately we don't have to do that. But really,
one of the bigger reasons that I am calling is
because I'm not sure if you're aware. But the city
has added on some extra fees when it comes to
using rides with our app. What kind of fees where
there's a few pothole fees, there's a few regulatory mandatory
driving down the street fees, things like that, you know,
(08:08):
some government fees.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
Yeah, I've noticed the fees are more than the riot.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
What's going on right, Well, there's just a bunch of
regulatory mandatory fees that we've had to add on to
our rise, And unfortunately you've taken a few rides and
we forgot to add those on. So we're gonna have
to retroactively charge your car. It has already been charged,
just to let you know where that charge is coming from.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
No, if you guys have to charge me, that's not
my problem. I'm not paying retroactively.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yes, we already went ahead and charged your card. If
you look on there, you'll see a twelve hundred dollars
charge that is from US twelve one hundred dollars.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
I'm not paying twelve hundred dollars for a potholes? Are
you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Dude?
Speaker 5 (08:46):
I already paid like fifty bucks a riot.
Speaker 7 (08:49):
I'm not paying.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Okay, you're in combative here with me a little bit.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
To charge the twelve hundred. I'm not paying.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Well, I went ahead and bumped you down now two
star levels on a your rating dead just because of
the attitude.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
Who's star levels or not? Yes, this is ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Well yes, now I just had to charge you extra
two hundred dollars on top of that because of the profanity,
the profanity fee.
Speaker 7 (09:12):
Okay, I'm not paying to I'm not paying any of
these charges. I'll just go the lift.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
What the fuck?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Okay, that's that's another two hundred dollars dead, it's two profanities.
So if you can watch the profanity on that, because
I can't have to charge you every single time, just.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Like, who are you?
Speaker 7 (09:26):
I'm not paying this money.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
So I'm so sorry about this. But your Uber account
is now dead gowned.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
What?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Yes, your Uber account is now dead and gown. I'm
so sorry about this, but we can no longer be
right that dead and goll that's the term I use
when something is no longer they anymore broken, things like that.
So YOURBA account is now dead and gown. I'm so
sorry about this.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
This is your drivers. Won't shut up. Now you're trying
to charge me all this money. I'm not paying this money.
I've been a loyal writer for years, and then you
can call me telling you you're lowering my rating.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Yes, well you're and terror your girlfriend Terra, she can
have her account. She's the best Uber rider we have. Actually,
her rating is just skyrocket and every day she's wonderful.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
What do you my girlfriend is?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Oh, that's because she asked me to do this phone
brank on you. This is actually Jebel from the Jewbeil
Show doing a phone break on you and your girlfriend
Tera set you up.
Speaker 7 (10:17):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
She said that you've been ranting about the fees on
Uber and wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 5 (10:23):
I cannot believe this.
Speaker 7 (10:27):
I thought I was gonna have to pay like two
thousand dollars.
Speaker 6 (10:31):
Wake up every morning with Jebile phone branks. We say,
mornings on the twenties, Give us three minutes and we'll
give you everything you need to know for the day.
With Nina's what's trending? Just say no to grocery receipts.
And I'm not talking about money. I guess the grocery
receipt itself. The paper could hurt you so apparently, if
you didn't know, most grocery receipts are printed on thermal
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paper coated with dangerous chemicals like BPA or BPS. I
don't know what that is, just it as dangerous and
it can be absorbed through your skin and mess with
your hormones, and the chemicals themselves mimic estrogen and can
disrupt your metabolism, just basically screw up your body in
the reproduction system. So now all of these people are
opting for not printing out a receipt because you can
get them emailed.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Or whatever it is.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
But the reason why this is trending so much is
because they're trying to get any of the places that
still do have this type of paper to switch because
they're like, why are you trying to kill me?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
The only time I ever take a receipt is if
I'm at a Costco or yeah, those places where you
have to have the respupt I forgot that.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Well, good thing you said that, because Costco is one
of the stores that has already switched to the safer paper.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
So if you do that, you are safe. Oh okay,
good for them.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Otherwise just say no or make sure you get a
digital receipt. Well, that sucks because if you have to
worry about so many different things, especially as a woman,
that affects your hormones, because your body will change completely. Oh,
I mean I feel men's hormones.
Speaker 7 (11:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Do you guys get as affected as we do, like
buy certain foods and stuff like that with your hormones?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I have no idea, but I have so much testosterone
running through my body. What did I even ask about that?
I'm sure we do. I think humans just get affected
by all that stuff you can mess with your rmond. Yeah, sure.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
I just know that a lot of women that I
know get sick a lot from random things because stuff
messed with their estrogen levels and they're different hormones because
of paper like this.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Somewhere else, there's somebody that heard that. There's somebody that
heard that that bought something they were't supposed to buy
and they were like, did you buy that? And they're
like nope, and they shove their receipt in their mouth and.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Ate it before. Probably don't do that, but here's something
you can stick in your mouth. Thanks to Guy Fiery,
he's now debuting a cheeseburger burrito available.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
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Speaker 2 (12:41):
This is part of his new Flavortown menu at Circle K,
and it's exactly what you think it is. It's a
cheeseburger in a burrito thing. It's got halapeno potato nuggets.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Is that in a burrito thing?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
I just got distracted by the jalapeno potato nuggets. I'm like,
how are you going to stuff all of this in
the tortilla? But yeah, there's also going to be a
mac and cheeseburger, sweet heat fried chicken and waffle sandwich.
I mean, wait, so is a chaos cookie? They're just
trying to really stuff you up. Is it just going
to be a ground meat taco? It's like a cheeseburger
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wrapped in a tortilla.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Yeah, but when you probably a ground beef taco, it's
going to be a patty which is around patty like
twisted up, well, probably like you cut it in half.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
You guys have never had a cheeseburger on a tortilla
when you didn't have a bun.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
That's a taco. It's a ground beef It's not the
same thing.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Wait, you can't wrap it burrito though, but it's called
a cheeseburger burrito, so that is what it is.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
But I even argue it that is what it is.
You don't hear it done? No a Circlekay? That's is trending.
Speaker 6 (13:44):
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in a few minutes, we're gonna call him and see
if he'll tell us why he's ghostinger and maybe get
her another date for first Tasha, how long has it
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been since you heard from Jordan?
Speaker 4 (14:14):
It's been nine days?
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Okay, Okay, good amount of time. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
So have you been trying to get a hold of him?
How have you felt during that time?
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Oh? Man, haven't you been so nervous? Like I actually
did reach out to him two days ago and he
didn't respond.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Okay, Well, let's talk about your date, like what could
have gone wrong? How was it?
Speaker 4 (14:35):
I thought it was great, you know, like it was
a classic get to know you sing coffee in a bookstore,
and you know, we just like kept hanging out and
we watched some people watching, you know, like by the
park and he's really funny low key.
Speaker 7 (14:51):
You know she's that.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Low key Okay.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
Yeah, and we had this moment where he brushed my
hair back while we were sitting on the bed.
Speaker 5 (15:00):
Me.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Well, things got a little romantic after that. I mean
it just made me think he liked me. And he
was real, like none of the like performative stuff you
get on the apps, and like I felt so seen.
I don't know, he even remembered the book I said
I loved in high school.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Oh that's cool that it's cool. So you felt like
he was vibing you too.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
Yeah, and his voice is so dreamy for I don't know.
I'm just like so into him, and I don't get it.
Speaker 7 (15:29):
I thought he was into me too.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Okay, Well, why do you think he's ghosting you?
Speaker 4 (15:33):
I can't really think of anything. I just feel like
maybe he found me too talkative, or he didn't like
my jokes, you know, Like I mean I made this
like one political joke, but like it wasn't even a
joke that I made up, you know, I just like
googled jokes to talk about.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
On dates, and so you went political.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Like I'm not even a political person, Like I don't
care about politics, you know, but maybe he found what
I said a friend.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Yeah, I mean usually they say talking about politics on
a first date is a bad thing, even a joke.
But you google jokes before you go on dates, and
that's the thing if you preferred. You don't know, I
mean I've never done it before, but I think that's
kind of cool. Actually, I'm about to start. So you
go to dates with like a list of pre approved
or pre googled jokes to use. Yeah, that's cool. I
(16:24):
think that. Like, actually, if I were to go on
a date with you, I think that was dope. If
you if you told me that you googled their things,
I'd be like, that's awesome, that's effort, right. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
Yeah, I mean I didn't tell him. I mean, you
don't tell the person you're on a date with that
you googled jokes or something. That's like months into the relationship.
Then you then you tell them.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Right when they're like she had all these jokes but
now she doesn't, you're like, yeah, it's because i've been
googling them. But yeah, how was this mood after the
political joke?
Speaker 5 (16:50):
Then?
Speaker 1 (16:51):
What did it change after that?
Speaker 8 (16:53):
No?
Speaker 4 (16:54):
I mean I mean he laughed, you know, but I
don't know if it was like an awkward laugh.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Did you guys change the subject after that?
Speaker 5 (17:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:02):
I mean, honestly, the conversation just kept flowing naturally, like
and then we just liked made fun of people walking
by and and and I don't know, I just I
didn't really think anything bad happened. So that's why I'm
just very confused. You know, he gave me a little
kiss on the cheek and and that was good.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Well, so how did how did you guys leave it?
Did you plan on seeing each other again? Or was
it just like, oh this is fun things?
Speaker 4 (17:26):
Yeah? Yeah, I mean I was like, okay, well i'll
see you, you know soon hopefully. And then that's kind
of like how we ended it. And then, like you know,
these days go by and I'm just like replaying the
date in my head over and over again, and I'm like, wait,
what did I do? Like, I don't get it. I
thought we were good. I wasn't being weird or anything
(17:47):
when I texted him two days ago, Like I just
you know, sent him a playful text and you know
he didn't respond, so it's like, what's up?
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Tatasha is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by
a dude named Jordan's So we're gonna call him and
just second and see if you'll tell us why he's
ghostinger and maybe get her another date. You still want one, right, Tasha?
Speaker 9 (18:06):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Yeah, and maybe get her another date or she wants one,
which she said she does. But first, Tasha, let's get
a recap of your date real quick before we call him.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
Oh yeah, it was such a beautiful date.
Speaker 7 (18:16):
You know.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
We went to a bookstore and a coffee shop and
then we like sat at the park and people watched
and it was it was literally like a movie, like
a romantic comedy movie, and I was the star and
he was a hero.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
The only reason you can think of that he might
be ghosting you is because you made a political joke
on your date.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
Yeah, but I don't care about politics.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
All right, Well, are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 4 (18:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Okay, here we go. I'm a sea to Jordan.
Speaker 7 (19:00):
Please, uh hey.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Jordan, how are you? My name is Jewbel and I'm
calling from a radio show it's called The Jewbel Show. Hi,
I'm Nina. Also on the show, Hi and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
Wait is this a prank?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
No, it's not. We're calling you today for a different
reason though it's not a prank.
Speaker 7 (19:17):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
So we do a segment on our show it's called
the First Day follow Up. That's where if you go
out on a date with somebody and then you end
up ghosting them, that person can ask us to get
you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them.
So we got an email about you from someone that
you've been out with but aren't calling back. Oh wait, Tasha,
Yes it is. Yeah. She emailed us and she told
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us about your day. She said she really liked you,
but she's confused because it's been nine days and you
have responded to her.
Speaker 7 (19:45):
I mean she was great. The date was actually a
lot of fun and she made me laugh. Oh, La,
that's really funny.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Do you mind telling us why you're not talking to her?
Speaker 7 (19:53):
Though? It's the glitter. What she had a lot of
glitter on.
Speaker 9 (20:01):
Her face, like like a lot of it, you know,
And I don't know, it's just by the time we were done,
it was all over me and it was all over
my clothes in my car, and I could never get
it off and I can't.
Speaker 7 (20:14):
I know, I know that sounds crazy, but I'm serious.
Speaker 9 (20:16):
It's just I kept finding glitter on myself for days.
Speaker 7 (20:19):
It was like I was dating a disco ball.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
So what eyeshadow?
Speaker 7 (20:25):
I don't know she wore in her hair, I guess
her face. I think it was on her hands, hat
it was, and on her hands. I don't know. It
was everywhere. I mean, I guess it was like I
wore it all day, kind of a clean streak.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
Okay, wait, you go see me because its glitter.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Hey, Jordan, that's Tasha. She's actually on the phone listening
and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 7 (20:48):
Oh my, this is embarrassing. Hi, Tasha.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
Look, it's nothing personal.
Speaker 7 (20:55):
I swear.
Speaker 9 (20:55):
I really did have a great day and you were
very pretty and hilarious. But I'm thinking about messes and
it just stressed me out and I can't have glitter
all over me like I took a bath.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
It's called sparkle, Jordan, and some of us like to shine.
Speaker 9 (21:11):
Oh, okay, okay, fine, but I don't like the sparkle,
and I kind of think that's like a little kid
things too.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
Wow. No, okay, sparkle life, you know, and I'm a
sparkly girl, and I don't think there's anything wrong with him.
And I mean, you've been to strip clubs before, so
I'm sure you've had your you know.
Speaker 7 (21:36):
Load of.
Speaker 9 (21:39):
I knew what I was up for, and Pu's actually
I don't really go to strip clubs like that because
of this reason.
Speaker 7 (21:45):
I'm work sparklestan.
Speaker 10 (21:47):
It is what it is.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
I mean, what's so bad about it? Like it just
makes your life a little bit more shiny. I mean,
I'll help you clean it off.
Speaker 9 (21:58):
It's impossible. I'm sorry.
Speaker 7 (22:02):
Well, the date was great, but I just it was
like it was ending up in my food because it was.
Speaker 9 (22:07):
All over my head and my hair and oh my god.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
If there was less, Jordan, would you be down with that? Jordan?
Would you like another day with Tasha? Will pay for
it if Tasha was willing to cut back on the
glitter a little bit, if.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
There's no glitter involved.
Speaker 7 (22:22):
Yeah, I mean, yeah, it was a good date.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
Yeah, I'm not sure about that because I am a
sparkly girl and I don't know if I even want
to live a life without glitter.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Wow, Okay, stand on yours girl.
Speaker 9 (22:36):
Okay, well, I mean maybe we pick like somewhere less
glitter friendly, like a tool.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
I feel like that would be worse. Jordan. Honestly, you're
swimming in it. Then, I mean I already was just
embrace it.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
I mean, I'm not even sure anymore, Jordan, because I
thought we had something special and I can't believe you
ghosted me because I sparkle. And I mean no, I
don't even think I want another date with you. I
don't want you dimming my light.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Okay, okay, So does that a no? Then, Tasha, you
don't want another day with Jordan?
Speaker 4 (23:09):
Uh no, I will pass.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Okay, Well, at least you know now why he's ghosting
you and that he's probably not a good fit for you.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
Yeah, I'm very disappointed about this, Jordan. O.
Speaker 9 (23:23):
Hey, I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm sure there's
a lot of guys who would love to have your
sparkle all over them.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Yeah. There is.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
And his name is Nate and I'm going on a
day with him actually tonight.
Speaker 8 (23:34):
So whatever, Okay, Jubile's first date fall.
Speaker 5 (23:41):
Don't call me stupid, all right?
Speaker 3 (23:43):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people,
five worn dresses with high right ques. But you think
you're an intellectual, don't you wait?
Speaker 1 (23:51):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
a game of trivia. And let's meet today's contestant for
you verus Victoria? Max. What's up? Max?
Speaker 4 (24:04):
I'm good? How about you?
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Jubo, I'm great? Thank you for asking? Are you ready
to see if you can beat Victoria?
Speaker 4 (24:11):
Yes, I'm gonna. I'm ready to sweep the floor with her.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
You better tell her Max, I just have to ask
how old are you? Why do we have to ask?
Speaker 4 (24:19):
I'm eleven?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
So all right, well, man, shouldn't you be in school?
Speaker 8 (24:23):
Max?
Speaker 1 (24:23):
What class he's supposed to be in? Right now?
Speaker 4 (24:27):
I mean, I'm on the way to score right now,
so like, yeah, technically free pass.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Well this is like extra credit. Really, this is where
Max takes you to school. All right, Victoria out of
the studio and Max, here we go. While she's leaving,
The game is played like this. You have thirty seconds
to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know one, just say passed and Victoria has to beat
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you outright to win. Okay, okay, all right, here we go, Max,
Your time starts now.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
The Social Media Ice Bucket Challenge was started to raise
money and awareness for.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
What cancer treatment.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
When was Minecraft created? Oh? I should know this one.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
I play it a path?
Speaker 8 (25:14):
Why is the sky blue because of the ozone layer?
Speaker 2 (25:18):
True or false? Solid ice is less dense than liquid
water in SpongeBob SquarePants? What is Plankton's wife's name?
Speaker 4 (25:29):
All path?
Speaker 1 (25:30):
All right, We'll bring Victoria back in if I can
get her attention. She's looking at her phone. What all right,
Victoria's coming back in studio and Max. While Victoria's coming
back into the studio and getting her headphones on and stuff,
here's a question for you. Yeah, what would a raccoon
DJ name itself?
Speaker 4 (25:49):
I like it DJ garbage?
Speaker 1 (25:55):
That was quick man. All right, here we go thirty
seconds ans. There's many questions as possible. If you don't
know when, just say passed and Victoria. You have to
beat Max outright to win? Okay, okay, but Nina's usually laughing. Max,
you can tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 7 (26:09):
Ready, I'm scared.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
The social Media ice Bucket Challenge was started to raise
money and awareness for what fail Us? When was Minecraft created?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Two five? Why is the sky blue? What it's reedy?
Speaker 9 (26:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
I don't know. Next sure or false?
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Solid ice is less dense than cold water in SpongeBob SquarePants.
What is Plankton's wife's name?
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Oh, my gosh, his wife? Uh? Recca?
Speaker 2 (26:36):
What type of blood type is known as the universal donor?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
What country was Shakespeare from?
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Uh? Narnia?
Speaker 10 (26:46):
Dole?
Speaker 3 (26:51):
No, I'm going.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
I'm going a big one? Is big one? Is a
big one?
Speaker 5 (26:55):
No?
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Okay, your time is severely up London. Okay, that's not
it's not a country, It's not I don't all right, Well,
let's send it over the scoreboard and see how you
guys did with our scoreboard. Our social media producer.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
Gabby Max didn't get any correct and Victoria somehow got
two and a half.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Oh Max, I'm shocked. I'm surprised.
Speaker 8 (27:17):
Yeah, you do know, Micraft, I should have known that.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
I'll never forget. Now, all right, let's get the answers
now with Nina.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
The ice Bucket Challenge was originally started to raise money
and awareness for als. Minecraft was created in two thousand
and nine. The sky is blue because of the Raleigh
scattering gases in the atmosphere, scattered sunlight in all directions,
blue light has shorter, choppier wavelengths. I don't I don't
really understand that, but that's that's why it is true.
(27:47):
Solid ice is less dense than liquid water, SpongeBob Squarepants's
wife Plankton's wife's name Karen.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
The blood.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
It's universal is oh negative. And then Shakespeare's from England.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Where did you say he was from London?
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Well, that's like I think I meant to say England,
but London is the first nat kid in my head.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Yeah, but Ahlias, I'm gonna say that. Okay, all right, Max?
Do you feel prepared for school now? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (28:18):
Ah yeah, wake tooy.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Thank you for playing, Max, have a great day.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
Thank you by Max. Time to Catch a Cheater Only
on the.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Jubile Show, Candace is on the phone today for to
Catch a Cheater and she's been with her boyfriend Jesse
for two years, but now she thinks that he might
be cheating. So in a few minutes, we're gonna call
him and see if we can catch him if he is.
Hopefully he's not. But Candace let us know what's going on.
What's why do you think that Jesse's cheating on you?
Speaker 8 (28:50):
Well, so I've been sitting on this information for a
little bit, and I'm kind of doing So. We've been
together for two years and just six months ago, you know,
our leases were both up and we decided, you know, let's.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Move in together.
Speaker 8 (29:05):
So we did, and you know, things have changed a
little bit. Like I let him do his thing. He
goes out at night, he does the boys thing. But
it's kind of getting you know, four nights a week
he's going out.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Okay, it's a lot.
Speaker 8 (29:20):
Yeah, I mean it's like football games, it's poker.
Speaker 7 (29:23):
It's all.
Speaker 8 (29:23):
It's all these things, right, And so I let his side.
I'm busy, right, he can do his thing. I can
do my thing. And just on Friday, I had a
call from my boyfriend's old apartment complex, the smoke alarm,
what's going off? And I was looking at the emergency
contact and he never told me that he still had
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that apartment.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Oh, going okay, wow, so he was paying rent there too, apparently.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Yeah, so you don't even know, Yeah, you don't know
any of that.
Speaker 8 (29:59):
No, I'm not sure what's going on. And I wanted
to see if you guys get help me before I
like totally lose it on him. It's been you know,
we've been together for two years and we've been living
under the same room for six months, and he never
decided to share this information with me.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Yeah, and then he's missing fotnits a week. I would
be concerned. I think that's very valid.
Speaker 8 (30:20):
Yeah, I mean, you know this never came up, like
I just think that, Like, this is a total red
flag for me, because you know, everything's been good. I mean,
he's still like affectionate with me. You know, he comes
home like ninety percent of the time. I know there
was a couple of instances where his friends like verified
that he was with them and they stayed out and
he didn't want to come home drunk. So fine, but
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this information, I'm a little bit on edge.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Yeah, I mean, even if he's not cheating, I'd still
be mad he was lying about the more outside of this,
I mean, these are very big red flags.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Has he been acting different towards you at all?
Speaker 8 (30:56):
No, That's where I'm like, is he like a complete
social path?
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Like?
Speaker 1 (31:00):
I mean, now, so you think maybe when he's out
for these boys nice and you said he doesn't come
home sometimes. Yeah, maybe he's staying in his apartment or something.
Speaker 8 (31:10):
That is the conclusion that I would jump to.
Speaker 5 (31:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Absolutely, I'm sorry I said he never told me.
Speaker 8 (31:17):
Yeah, I mean I kind of am. I don't want
to complete. I mean, like, I don't know, I'm like
not the girl to mess with. Like I am into
fitness competitions and I can mas some weight. So okay,
I don't know why he's gonna try me like this,
but we're gonna we're gonna make sure if this is
something that he's actually cheating, Like, it's not gonna.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Be good to say something pretty hard.
Speaker 8 (31:40):
I'm really trying not to lose it, and I'm hoping
that we can string this out today and I'm hoping
the ten percent chance he's not cheating on me is
what I'm really hoping.
Speaker 5 (31:49):
But I'm also logical.
Speaker 8 (31:51):
And I'm not a complete moron, so I don't know
there is that ninety percent chance.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Right okay, right in the middle of to catch a
tater if you're just joining us, can this is on
the phone and she thinks that our boyfriend of two
years named Jesse might be cheating. So we're about to
call him and pretend to be from the grocery store
that he's a Rewards card member at and say that
every single month, we choose one rewards member who gets
free flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll see
if he sends those flowers to Candace's girlfriend or to
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somebody else. But before we make that phone call, Candace,
why don't you catch us up on your situation?
Speaker 8 (32:22):
So, yeah, we've been dating for two years and six
months ago.
Speaker 4 (32:27):
Our leases were both.
Speaker 8 (32:28):
Up and we decided to move in together, and the
assumption was that we did not keep those old apartments,
and his old apartment called me because the smoke detector
was going off, so leading me to understand that he
is still paying rent for his apartment that we were
before we got together, in the apartment.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
We're in now. And you know nothing about this.
Speaker 8 (32:50):
I know nothing about what's going on.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
I'm hoping to figure it out. Yeah, all right, well
are you ready for us to try? Please?
Speaker 7 (32:57):
All right?
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Here we go. Hello, Hi, this is horrible calling from
I was looking for our re Wars card member named Jesse.
Speaker 5 (33:15):
That's me, Jesse.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling to say a big congratulations and thank
you for shopping with us here this month's big lucky winner.
Speaker 7 (33:23):
Oh ready, Oh, what's good? Turkey? What's good?
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Every single month we choose one Rewards Card member who
gets free flowers delivered from our floor department. So you've
just won thirty six long stim red roses, a box
of candy or chocolates, and a car to be delivered
to anybody that you want with in the fifty United States.
Absolutely free.
Speaker 7 (33:42):
That's a lot.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Congratulations.
Speaker 7 (33:45):
Well yeah, winter winter flowers for dinner? Cool? What do
I gotta do to like pick them up or deliver?
What do we gotta with the next step? Man?
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Very simple. I can take the information over the phone.
It just takes a matter of minutes. We can do it,
all right, sweet. The first thing I will need will
be the first and last name of the person you'd
like to send them to.
Speaker 7 (34:06):
Uh yeah, Casey H C A S E Y Casey Smith.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
All right for the card. Before I get to the
address and stuff, is there anything you want to put
on a card?
Speaker 7 (34:18):
Yeah? How about how about I love you and I
want you back.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Please call me I love you and I want you back, Like.
Speaker 7 (34:27):
You changed you changed the name like instead of uh
my name, could you do it like from its two casey?
Could you do it from Bailey? B A I L
E Y?
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Okay, so you wanted to be from a bait from Bailey?
Speaker 7 (34:42):
Are you Bailey? It's it's an inside joke. But I
figure if my name is attached to the account that
it'll like Probby already says like who they're from. So
if you just switch the two case from Bailey.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
To Casey from Bailey? Okay, Jesse, what the hell?
Speaker 7 (34:57):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Jesse? Candas, this is actually the Jubile Show. It's a
radio show. We do a segment called to Catch Cheater
where if you think your significant other might be messing
around you see you, they send flowers? Suit and are
you freaking kidding me? Two years, six months we've been together.
Speaker 7 (35:14):
Okay, you're gonna put flowers? Oh listen, Candace, iish all
the time.
Speaker 8 (35:19):
Listen.
Speaker 4 (35:19):
I let you go out at night and do your thing.
Most women don't do that, and I'm letting you do
your thing. And now you're gonna send flowers to somebody else?
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Are you inane?
Speaker 4 (35:29):
Is this your ex girlfriend?
Speaker 7 (35:31):
Listen? Can cannas. Okay, listen, this is crazy. Okay. I
would never cheat on you, all right, hold on, hold on,
I would never cheat on you. Okay, all right, Then.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
Why are you sending flowers to somebody else?
Speaker 7 (35:42):
So?
Speaker 4 (35:42):
You know, the apartment called me the other day because
your smoke alarm is going up. You never told me.
Speaker 8 (35:48):
Six months we've been living in the same household, and
you never told me that you didn't get rid of them.
Speaker 7 (35:53):
Are you ringing girls over there? That's happening.
Speaker 8 (35:56):
It's a boys it's a boys night, and everybody just
has women over there.
Speaker 7 (36:00):
Hey, okay, radio show the blue up my spot? You
want to mute her for a second.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Later, I have.
Speaker 7 (36:08):
Not cheat on you. I don't plan on cheating you.
I would not cheat on you. Okay, you put on the.
Speaker 4 (36:13):
Card I love you and I want you back.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (36:16):
Right, You're not cheating on me. Okay, I'm supposed to
believe that. Yeah, if you heard the whole thing so
that you've heard two different names. Okay, all right, just
let me explain. All right. So, yeah, this looks bad, okay,
but here.
Speaker 5 (36:27):
At to get more. Here you go.
Speaker 7 (36:29):
Here, let's so my friend Casey, my friend Casey who
you know, he asked, because we were moving it together,
if he could get into my old apartment because his girlfriend,
Bailey kicks him out. So I thought it was only
going to be a few weeks. Okay, so but you know,
she refuses to take him back. So when I got
(36:50):
the flowers, I thought, hey, why don't I be a
good buddy play Cupid and you know, maybe if I
use Bailey, they could connect in making get Casey out
of the old apartment. So yeah, it's is dumb, sure,
but you're cheating on you.
Speaker 8 (37:06):
It sounds ridiculous, Like I really I do. I want
to believe you. Why didn't you tell me six months?
If this is like you're playing Cubid, why not tell
me six months? Like we're together every day in the
same house.
Speaker 7 (37:18):
Now, and then I'm gonna clear all this up. I
don't know how to put you know, I'll just send
it to you or I don't know how to like
prove this to you other than show you in my phone,
which I will do. But you just kind of like,
I mean, give me a second.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
You were sending flowers to your buddy, but from his
girlfriend in hopes that what he'd call her, and then
they would get back together.
Speaker 7 (37:37):
Well, I mean, I mean just a smooth wheels along here.
I mean that sounds better than me like being a
fake or another person in cheating on you, Like and
then there's other person I'm cheating on you with giving
them a fake name, Like that sounds looney tuned.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
I mean, really, is that you've just been lying about
having your apartment there? Whether maybe you're telling the truth,
and that's great, thank you for being a good friend.
But why are we lying to the person that you
live with about still having an old apartment?
Speaker 7 (38:04):
It's nothing, It's just it's not that I am the older.
There's nothing, and there's none of my stuff is there.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
You pay for it. I ain't paid for it, Okay, so.
Speaker 7 (38:17):
Yeah, like, well I'm not gonna I'm like, he's getting
free flowers, he's not getting free rent off me.
Speaker 8 (38:23):
I really need like hardcore proofs though it's I mean,
I want to believe you, really, it sounds it sounds plausible,
but I need hard proof because the fact that you
didn't tell me six months, even though you're not paying
for it, it's still something that I thought you should
have shared.
Speaker 7 (38:37):
Okay, Well, okay, yes, obviously I mean better to ask
what is it to forgiveness and permission? Yeah? Should I've
been up for the whole thing? Sure, okay, but uh
well hold on, okay, So, uh, Casey just texted me
back and he uh is out of the old apartment
(38:59):
as of two weeks to go. So that's why the
smoke a arms going off because as flowers aren't needed,
him and Bayle are back together and he just forgot
to let me know. So I'm not breaking a lease,
no financial restitution.
Speaker 8 (39:15):
You know.
Speaker 5 (39:15):
The biggest screw up right.
Speaker 7 (39:16):
Now is me and you having this conversation online.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Seriously, this is very this is convenient timing.
Speaker 8 (39:22):
If this is If this is true, you better be
sending me.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
You better be getting me more than I will.
Speaker 7 (39:27):
I will scream, I will screenshot my text right now.
I will send you with contact info. You can hit
them up or whatever you want to do. First, I
will say whatever if you want to like story straight,
whatever you.
Speaker 8 (39:38):
Want, that's what I want. Yes, I want to hear
it from everyone's mouth. I will be reaching out to
them too, that's fair. Yeah, I'm not going to be
played for a fool. I'm going to get to the
bottom of this and I'm going to hear it from
everyone's mouth.
Speaker 7 (39:50):
Yeah, I'm cleaning the fool. I think I got that covered.
I think I proved that to everybody. Just now. Yeah,
he says, get me out the doghouse, gang, what do
we got concert tickets?
Speaker 2 (39:58):
Anything to read like, because I'm not convinced either, Jesse,
I don't know if you're out of the doghouse and
he can just to give.
Speaker 7 (40:04):
Us that update was line was line. The apartment was
the only thing.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
So he reward the jewel shows to catch a cheater?
What jobs will absolutely kill your relationship? It's a jewel show,
a professional cheater. That one will probably be tough on
your love life. But there are others. According to a
new study, there are a few jobs out there they
(40:30):
say will absolutely ruin your marriage. So we'll go over
them now so you can be prepared and know who
you should and shouldn't be dating if you want to
get married to them.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
I feel like you realize that within the first few
weeks of dating this person anyway, depending on what their
job is, but you stay because maybe the job is sexy,
or you're just not convinced that that's going to happen,
Like doctors, but we can talk about that.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
I think a lot of the relationship killing jobs are
sexy jobs. That's probably the problem. What we'll tell you
what the number one biggest relationship killing job is in
just a second. But let's go over some of the
top ten. Fighter pilots is on the list of jobs
that will absolutely kill your marriage. Well, why that's.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
Because they're basically celebrities. I mean, come on, top gun
they're so cool though. I know, dude, I totally made
out with one in the bathroom at a bar. We
don't know if he was actually a fighter pilot, but
you had to say, yeah, but in that moment, like exactly, I.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
Have the checklist, fighter pilot is checked off. It says
that they have to be incredibly driven and focused to
make it to that level, so they have to work
a lot combined with a god complex. Yeah, yeah, of
course you're a fighter pilot and then being deployed for
months at a time, well in the uniforms, yeah you
know it. Two yeah, yeah. What are some of the
(41:46):
other jobs that our relationship killers will tell you what
the number one is in just a second. But musicians,
they say, is also a relationship killer?
Speaker 2 (41:54):
Really, no, offense to Will, but totally, I kind of
want to date a musician and can be fun.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
You can go visit them on tour, you can go
see different cities. Yeah, they may not want you to
come visit them on tour because they also have groupies.
Well that's fine. I'm a grouping when I'm not there.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
Aside from the fact that they have groupies, they have
these emotional, like roller coaster swings again jib Well, I'm
not talking about you. I'm just saying in general, in
my experience, they get really in there, like fields and
they go on this roller coaster and they shut you
out because they're so concerned about how they feel or
how they performed or whatever.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
It says that their hours are all so flaky, and
they're also always broke. Oh so they're not talking about
like rockstar rockstar musicians yet, they're talking about ones that
are still grinding and trying to make it. They're like
doing karaoks and I yeah, they're driving through the middle
of Nevada to some wall bar to play out for
fifty bucks. It's not that glamorous at first, you know,
(42:44):
remember what I made you come to that show? Matory
Janina was dating a musician and you did have to
go to a show and it was at a bar.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
I went to a few shows actually, and I brought
out my friends and stuff and it was great.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
I don't talk to him anymore, but it was a
good time. Yeah, but you were the most hyped person there.
I've learned my lesson. You can be supportive, but then
they don't support you back. Yeah, it's messed up. What
is another job that is a relationship killer? They say
nurses is also a relationship killer? What it says that
they're drained and burnt out because they work such long
(43:15):
hours and you get the brunt of their anger and
frustration when they're home.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
That's a bummer though, Like you feel like the nurse
should be treated like a queen or king when they
come home because they are doing God's work.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
Yes, but they work those like four day work weeks
or whatever where they work like eighteen hours a day
and they get three days off. So you think when
they're gonna get home and we'll be like, ooh, the
nurse is coming home, get a little cough. Maybe she'll
check it out for me, just because I'm tired. I
do that all day long. I don't want to do that.
(43:48):
What is another job that is an absolute relationship killer?
They say, somebody in the clergy. The clergy so like
a minister pastor, I'm in the church. Well you have
to all, so then go to that church and stuff.
I never known anybody that was a pastor or married
to a pastor.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
I've only seen it in movies and TV shows, and
they always seem like the happiest family, except when the
pastor cheats and like get away with it. Yeah, I mean, now,
I'm talking about lifetime movies now.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
So I'm sure there's some very happy religious families, you know,
minister pastor families. I'm sure there are. I grew up.
Both my parents are ministers, and it was not a
happy family. Yeah at all. So they say, the spouse
and the kids are constantly under a microscope, and of
course you have to go to church and stuff all
time if you don't want to. Okay, Investment bakers is
also a relationship killing job. The job is incredibly demanding,
(44:38):
long hours, high stress, and a spillover effect into your
everyday life. But are we sure I mean that that's
a problem. Well, I think it is. That's what this
person is saying on the survey that they did. But
also if they're working long hours, high stress, and they're
gone all the time, you can enjoy the money of
the investment maker.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
Ay, we're forgetting that. Balance is nice. Like, I think
we need alone time as well to make a relationship healthy.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
But do you want so much of the time to
where like they're never home, they're constantly working. Even when
they're home, they are working the middle of the night.
Like I had a friend who like dated an investment
banker and she's still datingum. But he works even through
like all hours of the night.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
So she spends the money. No, she has her own job. Oh,
but he makes more and she probably spends his money. Yes,
for sure, she's ready to live in. What is the
number one relationship killing job a restaurant, bar manager or owner?
What you get free dream billy? I could see that.
What do you mean they work every day off in
twelve to fifteen hours, every holiday, every weekend, and they're
(45:42):
constantly just on the clock.
Speaker 2 (45:43):
Well, they're kind of like celebrities too, So like when
you go into the restaurant, you've got your regulars and
they're like.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
Oh, it's ricks, I'll get the free drinks in the
p Thanks for the discount, you know, and then you
get your free drinks. And there's a certain mentality too,
well not maybe not with all restaurant owners, but definitely
restaurant manager. Yeah. I work in restaurants most of my
life before this job, and I can tell you that
most restaurant managers like they have is this weird complex
where they just want to be the boss. So they're
all kind of a holes because they make usually less
(46:11):
than the servers make. If you're working at a restaurant. Yeah,
it's like because they'll get a salary, but most of
them are worse servers at one point, like a head server,
so they're getting tips and a bigger salary, but they
take a salary cut so that they can be a manager.
Why for power? Yeah, they're all very power hungry. Well,
so power.
Speaker 2 (46:27):
Hungry people are the ones that are going to kill
your relationship.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
Text in four one O six one? Was that true
for you?
Speaker 5 (46:33):
Jubles?
Speaker 3 (46:34):
Dirty little secret?
Speaker 1 (46:35):
Hello? Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret? I
do sweet?
Speaker 7 (46:41):
What is it?
Speaker 8 (46:42):
So?
Speaker 10 (46:44):
Me and well my ex husband Now we've divorced, but
I still have keys to what used to be our house.
Speaker 7 (46:54):
But now it's his house, right.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
Oh boy, okay, where's this going?
Speaker 4 (47:00):
And well, you know, I mean let's be real times.
Speaker 10 (47:05):
You know, thinks they're expensive now and we all run
out of stuff like toilet paper, sugar, milk, whatever, right yeah,
and I you know, so it says I still have
the key. I go over there and I take stuff, yes, okay,
(47:26):
like what I mean like literally like I'll take toilet paper,
paper towel.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
Sometimes.
Speaker 7 (47:35):
Like he's like addicted to beef jerky that I love
the jerky, and so it's expensive and so like I
will take that.
Speaker 10 (47:44):
And because he's he's like one of those like you know,
bodybuilder people, so he has to get his like protein,
and so I I steal a lot of that.
Speaker 7 (47:53):
I take some of this protein powder because that.
Speaker 4 (47:55):
Stuffs expensive basically.
Speaker 10 (48:00):
Yeah, And he he's not like the brightest guy, so
he doesn't really know what's going on. But he will
call me randomly sometimes and just be like, hey, like.
Speaker 7 (48:13):
Did he sound about the house or something.
Speaker 10 (48:14):
Because he'll say like his mail's been moved or his
keys or something to something, and I'm just like, no,
I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 7 (48:24):
Like that's crazy, Like I don't know that's weird.
Speaker 1 (48:27):
Ring or anything. No, no, no, no, no no, he's
totally old school none of that. Actually kind of wants
you to do it. He never changed the locks. That's
his fault.
Speaker 10 (48:39):
I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 7 (48:41):
I mean, he did cheat on.
Speaker 10 (48:42):
Me, so maybe he I don't know, but it feels guilty, guilty,
but I mean he's definitely never.
Speaker 7 (48:55):
Called me out on it. I mean, just to ask
if I've been over there, and I'm like no, because
I mean, hey, I don't.
Speaker 10 (49:02):
I mean, I'm not taking anything like that crazy, But
you know, I mean why not.
Speaker 1 (49:09):
Why not if he didn't ask for the keyback and
he didn't change the locks. I mean I saw him.
Speaker 10 (49:14):
Yeah, I feel like it's fair game, and you know,
I mean it's it's you know, I just like messing
with him anyways.
Speaker 1 (49:20):
So well, thanks, it's inocent right until you guys get
back together.
Speaker 7 (49:26):
But well yeah, I don't think that will happen.
Speaker 1 (49:30):
Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. You'll
go bye bye. What's your dirty little secret? Text you
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