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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You ever have a bad day at work, it's the
Double Show. We all have had bad days at work, right.
I mean, if you just listen to the show for
five minutes, you'll hear at least twelve mistakes made by
me on a daily basis, Because I think it's ridiculous
that companies expect you to be good at your job
every day, let alone expect you to work on Wednesdays,
which I never understood.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Anyway, let's be honest. Most of us are killing it
out of a job one maybe two days a week. Yeah,
but normally when you make a mistake at work, it
doesn't make international news. And one employee made a little
snaffoo at their job that not only caused them to
be a national embarrassment but cost his company almost one
hundred thousand dollars and a ton of upset customers. You'll

(00:39):
find out what happened in three minutes. Also, what's the
biggest mistake you've made at work? Call us up eight
ah eight three four to three one oh six one
eight eight eight three four three six one and a
text in four to one oh six one, what's the
biggest mistake you made it work? And we'll tell you
about what happened at this guy's job right after this to.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Do the show.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
I thought it was it'd be funny to set a
cat filter on my boss's Zoom account before leaving for
work one hype. I didn't know that she had a
forty five minute presentation the next morning, and she couldn't
figure out how to turn it off, so she did
the forty five minute presentation as a oor fluffy tabby cat.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
Fun We didn't get the deal, and she was very
upseting me.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
That's a text message we just got in at four
one oh six one because I asked, what is the
biggest mistake.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
You've ever made while on the job?

Speaker 1 (01:29):
And I asked a question because one employee is making
international headlines today because of something that happened while they
were on the job. That is making headlines and costing
their company thousands of dollars. Also, a bunch of upset
employees call us eight eight eight three four to three
one oh six one eight eight eight three four to
three one oh six one, what's the biggest mistake you've

(01:49):
ever had on the job. But here's what happened. A
Delta flight attendant made a big mistake during a flight
last week when he accidentally deployed the emergency slide.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Oh no, oh, the plane was still at the gate
getting ready to depart. Oh, thank goodness.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
But you can't just repack that thing, you know, and
get on your way. It's a complicated process to put
that back up in the plane, and it probably cost
the airline between fifty to seventy thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
Yeah, I've bet.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
The flight was supposed to go from Pittsburgh to Salt
Lake City, but it had to be canceled and passengers
had to be put on later flights the next day,
so they had to miss their whole flight, all because
of the flight attendant accidentally deploying the emergency slide.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
One passenger said.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
The flight attendant did apologize, apologize to travelers and said,
and it's twenty six years of experience, things like this
had never happened before.

Speaker 6 (02:39):
I'm actually surprised it hasn't happened more often. This is
the first time I've ever heard of this.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Same Apparently, the back door was closed, and then his
job was to close the front door, the one where
the gate where the slide thing comes out and attaches
to the airport, you know, they walk through it very
technical terms there. But but if you close that door
and then if you try to move the handle, apparently

(03:04):
it sets off all the emergency stuff. So he closed
the door and then somehow accidentally jostled the handle for
that door, and the emergency slide came out.

Speaker 6 (03:13):
Wow, that thing is not very like that's easy to do.
While I'd be mad, I also think it's kind of cool.
I have never seen that slide and win cool Well goodness,
I mean yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
And the thing that sucks is that the passengers that
were on board had to wait until they fixed everything
to get them off the plane so they could get
on a new plane to cancel the next day. So
they had to sit there on the runway. What when
I'm like, you got the slide all ready to go?

Speaker 7 (03:36):
Please?

Speaker 4 (03:37):
Yeah, I put a kiddy pull at the bottom, making
a little water slide.

Speaker 5 (03:40):
That's what.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Make it worth it costing his company at least seventy
thousand dollars a bunch of upset passengers. Yeah, making national
news for a little screw up that he had at
his job.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
So what's the biggest way that you screw up while
it works?

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Calls up eight eight eight three four three, one six
one text in four to one o six one.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
Imani yet, Hey, how are you?

Speaker 8 (04:04):
I'm good?

Speaker 2 (04:05):
How are you good?

Speaker 4 (04:06):
What was the biggest group you've had at your job?

Speaker 9 (04:10):
So I was a senior in high school. I had
pretty mediocre job experience, so I was still getting used
to the workforce.

Speaker 10 (04:18):
And there was a con candy.

Speaker 9 (04:21):
Machine that we had that I'd never used before, and
I was asked to use it on my like first week,
and I kind of had some overconfidence and left.

Speaker 11 (04:33):
It unattended because I don't know.

Speaker 12 (04:35):
The movies are misleading.

Speaker 9 (04:37):
I thought you just put it in and you walk
away and it does this thing.

Speaker 13 (04:41):
And I slowly.

Speaker 9 (04:44):
Throughout my shift, I start smelling smoke and I'm like, oh,
that's weird. And I look up and there's just a
whole big cloud of smoke in our food lobby. And
my manager comes printing over.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
It's like what happened, And I'm like, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (04:59):
I just the con canyon is start acting up on me.

Speaker 8 (05:03):
And he said, did you walk away?

Speaker 10 (05:04):
And I'm like, oh, well.

Speaker 11 (05:07):
Maybe I did.

Speaker 9 (05:09):
And we then had to be escorted outside of the
building and then be reminded how to use the con
canyon machine not uninstended, and I'm really embarrassed.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
It's always fun when you have to sit there while
they say that.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
For some reason, we won't we won't name names, but
she's standing over there with her head in her hands.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
Anyway, she walked away from the cotton candy machine. Thank
you money.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
At text in four six when we got this text
in at four one o six one, somebody said I
worked at a max wax museum once and fell asleep
during the night shift. I woke up and panicked and
accidentally hit the fire alarm, which triggered the heat sensor.
Oh the wax figures melted. The next morning, it was
just soup and I was jobless.

Speaker 14 (05:55):
It's another jewbile phone frame mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 5 (06:05):
Hello, there was no league. What how is this Jason? Yeah,
Hi Jason.

Speaker 15 (06:17):
My name is Juniper and I work for building maintenance
at apartments and I was just calling to go over
a few things with you because I'm not sure if
you were aware, but we had to make entry into
your unit this morning because of a potential emergency situation,
and legally we have to call let you know.

Speaker 7 (06:39):
That you went. Wait what you went to? My apartment or.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
What the league.

Speaker 8 (06:49):
The leak?

Speaker 7 (06:49):
What leak?

Speaker 15 (06:51):
Oh well, I was doing my morning rounds and I
was doing my sniff test and thought that I had
smelled a leak in.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Your unit doing your morning What it my.

Speaker 15 (07:01):
Normal morning sniff test for moisture.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
Sniff test.

Speaker 15 (07:09):
Yes, every morning I walk the halls and I sniff
under the doors to see if there's any moisture, because
I've spotted a few leaks that way, and your apartment
always smells very nice whatever colonia were. I just let
you know that. But I thought I smelled some moisture
in your apartment, and so I needed to gain entry
in order to check the faucets and the toilets. And

(07:31):
there was no leak, but I just had to let
you know that we were in there doing some work
today as all.

Speaker 7 (07:38):
Okay, this is kind of weird. I don't know why
you're sniffing my apartment and going in.

Speaker 15 (07:44):
Any leaks in your apartment.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
No, I have not, So I don't know why you
felt the need to go in and then especially not
tell me in your apartment at this moment.

Speaker 7 (07:55):
Yes, I am, but that's not the issue. The issue is.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
But no, but he told me that anyone would be
coming in to do anything.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
Yes, but we feared that.

Speaker 15 (08:04):
There might be a leag and so that's why we
entered the apartment.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Okay, well you should look, you should say that beforehand,
you leave a note or something and tell me a
time that it could come in. I mean I could
have been inside taking a shower or something. That's creepy
and weird.

Speaker 15 (08:22):
Well, I made sure that you weren't in there.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Okay, Well, that's even more creepy that you were observing
my behavior.

Speaker 15 (08:34):
That you weren't in the shower.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
I decided logged on.

Speaker 7 (08:38):
Logged on? What what are you talking?

Speaker 15 (08:39):
What I did I say, logged on?

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Yeah, you said logged on like you saw me on.

Speaker 7 (08:50):
Something or something. But what are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Talking very low and kind of creepy, like I don't
know why you have to talk like you could.

Speaker 15 (08:57):
Just come back into the frame. I'd appreciate it. What
I'm sorry, I meant if you could just let me
know if there's any sort of leaks or anything else.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
No, no, no, no no, you said, come back into the frame.
What are you talking about? Are you looking at me
on a video?

Speaker 7 (09:15):
Right now?

Speaker 2 (09:16):
I'm gonna be talking to the apartment management about this,
because I'm very round. What what are you? Did you
just say turn around?

Speaker 15 (09:29):
What I was saying was if you could turn the
faucet on just to check and make sure that the
water is what dude?

Speaker 2 (09:36):
No, no, no, no no, where are the cameras at I'm
gonna call someone over this. This is not cool?

Speaker 7 (09:41):
All okay, bro? How about this?

Speaker 2 (09:43):
You see this?

Speaker 7 (09:44):
You see this?

Speaker 2 (09:44):
You think this is cool?

Speaker 10 (09:45):
Bro?

Speaker 7 (09:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (09:47):
You I don't know who you are. I'm literally about
to call the police and you're gonna get in serious.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Trustle, don't call the police, because this is actually Jubil
from the Jubil Show doing a phone rank on you
and your buddy Tyler set you up.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
Wait a minute, it's a joke.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Oh this is a different voice. Now this is this
is the radio.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
Yes, it's a phone Frank, your buddy Tyler listen is
the show and he wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
He wanted to creep you out for Halloween.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
Oh my god, Tyler did this?

Speaker 7 (10:18):
Oh my god. I knew there was something off with this.
In no way, dude, you.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Had to be freaking out.

Speaker 7 (10:25):
Oh my god, wake up.

Speaker 4 (10:28):
Every morning with Jubal phone Franks, it's time for me.
That's what's trending. This is really interesting.

Speaker 6 (10:32):
China is requiring something very specific from its influencers moving forward,
and everybody here if it happened here in the US
would lose their Yes, i'll tell you what that is in.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
Just a second. But first, did you know that Kelsey
brothers have their own beer? Oh that's cool.

Speaker 6 (10:49):
Yeah, I think I'm kind of late on this, but
they have their own laid back lagger, and so to
add to their whole marketing scheme, they're doing this can
held rake because you know fall held Yeah rake, Oh okay,
leaves uh huh like a rake to like you rake
your leaves, you clean.

Speaker 4 (11:06):
Them, So it's hand held. They are all hand held.
Oh did I say that?

Speaker 13 (11:12):
Dan?

Speaker 4 (11:12):
Okay, they youtub so they can holds it.

Speaker 6 (11:16):
So the rake holds the can so you can say
they're in rake and use both hands to rake.

Speaker 4 (11:20):
Meanwhile the rake is holding the beer. Yeah, you want.

Speaker 6 (11:24):
To make sure you have a beer break whenever raking,
no problem sleeping. They've also got a bed that has
like a specific spot for their beer, a beer bed,
a cageraider, headboard. Wow, I don't know, they're really leaning
into this laid backlogger. Yeah, but I'm sure people are
into it, maybe even Swifties. Speaking of Taylor Swift's backup dancer,

(11:45):
did you see this? Dancing with the Stars has got
some serious drama again. This time it's because Taylor Swift's
backup dancer is one of the professionals on the show,
Jan Rennick. But I guess he's not a ballroom dancer,
and people like four were professionals, like remember Maxim Maxim Chaikowsky,
I never yet, right, he was really popular for a while,

(12:06):
and I don't think he's competing this year. And then
some other of like the ones that were on, were
just saying that he's not actually a ballroom dancer. He
doesn't have the skills, he doesn't have the training. Meanwhile,
he's on here and he's competing with one of the
girls from the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives.

Speaker 4 (12:23):
But again all the hate, dang, well, why I gotta
give them hate? So pretty good? I mean the dancer, right,
this guy. Yeah, they're saying the only reason he got
the job was the tailors dancer.

Speaker 16 (12:34):
Well, and he got he kind of when their movie
came out, people went crazy because he's very attractive.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
And you don't really get the camera. I don't know
who this guy is.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Now I feel like I need This was one of
those things where he's not classically trained, probably, so they're
like's not he's not an actual dancer.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
Oh, I see sular to dance on the streets.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Yeah, I don't know how regular.

Speaker 6 (12:54):
Dancers speak and jameson Step Up are really good, they are,
But ballroom dance, I guess has taken really seriously, so
you need to have like actual classical training.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
According to the past professionals that are hating on this
poor guy.

Speaker 16 (13:05):
Are they doing pretty good him and the girl he's
competing with.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Probably that's probably why they're mad. I'd be like, well,
if I'm not a dancer, beat me, then how about
that sucka. You guess what. You grew up and you've
been doing this since four years old. You wasted your time.
I started when I was twenty five with Taylor Swift
and I'm on the show and I'm beating you every night,
So why don't you try to bring it, mister ballroom
dancer singer? Yeah, dang, if you think I'm so bad it,
come beat me. You can't because I'm dancing with the

(13:32):
Mormon wife every night.

Speaker 4 (13:33):
Whoa whoa Wow, be.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Dancing with the Mormon wife all the way to the
show ends and probably after because most of them get
in relationships.

Speaker 4 (13:40):
I felt like it was probably personal. Was like, yeah,
I'll I'm a stand up for Jam. Is the name yan?

Speaker 9 (13:47):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (13:47):
I mean I feel like I feel like it's probably Yon,
but I don't know. I could be Jam too. I
have no idea.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
You're totally especially because his last name is Rathnick or something,
so your friend's probably I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
That's my bad either way. I think those other dancers
are just about her because it's probably better than them.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
He does never a pretty smile. He does better and hotter.

Speaker 6 (14:11):
Hey, you know I love as That's very It's.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
Time to catch a Cheater only on the Jubile Show.
Janine is on the phone today for to catch a
Cheater and she's been with her husband Ethan for three
years and now she thinks that he might be messing around.
So we'll see if we can help her out. Janine,
sorry you have to come on the show this way,
but what's up? Why do you think your husband Nithan
is cheating?

Speaker 7 (14:36):
Hi?

Speaker 10 (14:37):
So I know I know all of this sounds silly,
but please hear me out because I really don't think
there's any other explanation. I think that he is cheating. Okay,
so last weekend I was out with my girlfriends for Halloween.
We went to get some drinks. There was live music

(14:59):
and everything, and because Ethan was working all weekend, I
didn't want to sit at her home alone. And then
as we were walking to a different bar, this lady
comes up to me who's like a psychic. She tells
me that she does holdeen readings, and she.

Speaker 11 (15:17):
Very clearly looks like a psychic, like.

Speaker 10 (15:19):
She just had this like or about her. And she
grabs my palm immediately, and so I was very taken aback.
And she looks deep into my eyes and she said,
your husband's energy is split. There is another woman. She's
a brunette with an l name. That's everything she said,

(15:41):
like pretty much word for word. And that's all I
need to hear. Because Ethan has a coworker named Lana
who is brunette and she spends a lot of time
with her. And so all of a sudden, I'm like, oh,
this is legit. It suddenly took me out of it
like I was super upset.

Speaker 6 (16:01):
Well, yeah, understandably if somebody randomly walks up to you
and tells you that your partner's cheating on you, did
you talk to him about it?

Speaker 10 (16:08):
I so lately, he's how he's been on his phone
a lot and like getting text super late, like late,
like midnight. You know, we'll we'll both be in bed,
And he gets a lot of texts from Laana from work.
And one night I saw I swear that I saw
a heart in one of the message before he swipes

(16:30):
it away, and he brushed it off when I brought
it up immediately that like, what the heck? If this
is a work text, why is there a heart emoji?
And he said that it was a reaction to a
group message. But who has send who sends heart emojis
in a group chat about expense reports?

Speaker 1 (16:49):
So yeah, no, I don't know. Yeah, that doesn't sound
like business. It doesn't sound like a business text to me.

Speaker 4 (16:56):
I mean, this is a very unfortunate coincidence.

Speaker 10 (16:59):
Yeah, And as much as I don't want to believe it,
you know, and I've been trying to tell myself, like no, no,
of course you wouldn't cheat on me. You know, we've
been together for five years, we've been married for three years.
But after that psychic reading, I have been seeing all
of these cosmic confirmations, like like the heart message. I've

(17:21):
been seeing repeating numbers we'll be in the car together,
and I swear at least three times in the last
week a cheating song has come on the radio. And
I got the billboard the other day too that said
secrets can never stay buried, And so I mean, I
can't deny these signs like, oh, everything feels to be

(17:46):
pointing towards cheating.

Speaker 16 (17:47):
I will say half of the songs I feel like
that are on the radio are normally about either cheating
on someone or being in love with someone else.

Speaker 10 (17:56):
Yeah, but did you hear one of those songs and
then instantly see the numbers five that indicates a cosmic
life change.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
That's crazy, Okay, I believe in signs. I feel like
this would make me crazy. All right, Well, you.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
Already told us what grocery store he's a rewards card
member at. So we'll play a song, come back, and
then call him and pretend to be from the grocery
store and say that every single month, we choose one
Lucky Rewards member who gets free flowers delivered from our
Florial department, and we'll see if he sends those to
you or somebody else. Okay, Okay, we get you to
catch a cheater next. Janine is on the phone today

(18:30):
first to catch a cheater, and she thinks that her
husband of three years named Ethan might be messing around.
So we're about to call him and pretend to be
from the grocery store that he's a Rewards card member
at and say that every single month, we choose one
Lucky Rewards member who gets a free gift from us
and his flowers delivered from our Florida department, and we'll
see if he sends those to his wife, Janine or
to somebody else, and we'll find out if he's cheating.

(18:51):
Before we do that, though, Janine, you want to break
down your situation again for us real quick and why
you think he's cheating.

Speaker 10 (18:57):
So I was out with my girlfriends and a I
kick walked up to us on the street and grabbed
my hand and swore that my husband's energy is split,
since she could tell from looking at my hand that
there was another woman. Her name starts an L and
she's brunette, and my husband has been having a lot
of late night texts. Was supposedly a coworker named Lana

(19:18):
who is also brunette, And since then I've been seeing
sign after sign after cosmic sign pointing towards the fact
that he is cheating.

Speaker 4 (19:28):
That's so wild. Okay, are you ready for us to
call him?

Speaker 12 (19:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (19:33):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Who Hi, this is Corba calling from I was looking
for our rewards card member named Ethan.

Speaker 10 (19:53):
Hey, yeah, that's me Ethan.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
How are you pleased? Don't hang up.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling
to say congratulations. You're this month's big winner.

Speaker 10 (20:02):
Okay, cool?

Speaker 12 (20:04):
Where did I win?

Speaker 4 (20:05):
Maybe you don't know.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Every single month we choose one lucky Rewards member who
gets a free gift from us just for being such
a good customer. You've just won thirty six long stam
red roses, a box of candy or chocolate, and a
card to be delivered to anybody that you want, absolutely
free from our Florida department. It's actually a three hundred
and sixteen dollars value. Oh congratulations, awesome, thanks? Yeah, first

(20:27):
thing I would need to be the first and last
name of the person that you would want to send
them to.

Speaker 4 (20:32):
Janine.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
Okay, Janine, all right, great, and then if you want
to put anything on a car to Janine and then
we'll get the address.

Speaker 17 (20:45):
Yeah, let's put Hey. I know I messed up missing
last weekend. Yeah, okay, E've been distant ever since. I
just want to fix it. This weekends for you, heart,
you love.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
Okay, got that. And at this point, Ethan, I'll let
you know that this is not the grocery store.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
This is actually a radio show. It's called The Jewel Show. Hi,
I'm Nina, y sure, and my name is Jubell.

Speaker 4 (21:13):
How are you?

Speaker 8 (21:15):
I'm sure?

Speaker 4 (21:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
We do a segment on the show that's called to
Catch a Cheater. It's where if you think your significant
other might be messing around, you see who they send
flowers to, and your wife, Janine is actually on the phone.

Speaker 10 (21:28):
Oh my god, Janine, Hi, Ethan, what's going on?

Speaker 17 (21:34):
You think I'm cheating?

Speaker 10 (21:36):
I have been receiving many cosmic confirmations in the last
week that are pointing towards the fact that you're cheating.
And psychic came up to me and the girls last
weekend when we were out on the town and she
literally said that your split, your energy is split. There's
another woman. She's Brunette with an L name. I mean,

(21:57):
how can you tell me that's not Lana?

Speaker 17 (22:00):
Oh my god, this is not First of all, I
can't believe this is happening again again, Jane. You've done
this before. Every time I work late, you convince yourself
that I'm cheating. And now there's a psychic that says
I'm with Lana. Like, it just seems silly to me.

Speaker 11 (22:23):
You're telling me that it's a coincidence that.

Speaker 10 (22:26):
The psychic said that she's Burnett and her name starts
with an L. And this Lana, your coworker that you've
been texting so late. I mean, it all matches up,
and you're texting her heart emojis at midnight.

Speaker 11 (22:38):
That's just not I'm telling you.

Speaker 17 (22:40):
I'm telling you that I guess it is a coincidence.
She's the only one in the department who stays up
late finishing projects so that I don't have to, so
that I can be home. Actually, she literally took over
my shifts so that I could spend a nice halloweeny
weekend with you, which I've been planning.

Speaker 10 (22:57):
As a surprise. Wait what what?

Speaker 17 (23:00):
Yes, I've been planning like this whole Halloween romantic weekend
for us, even saying I've been distant, so I want
to make it up. Now you ruin your own surprise again.
So the card you sent with the roses, Yeah, yeah,
I mean this was obviously a surprise. Obviously it's faked,

(23:22):
but I was gonna make it part of the surprise.
I was going to tell you Friday, but instead I'm
getting ambushed on the radio by you and your psychic friend.
So it's like, I can't believe we're doing this right.

Speaker 10 (23:35):
But to be fair, she did say that your energy
was split.

Speaker 17 (23:39):
She's been slip between work, sleep and trying to survive
your imagination, like it's exhausting to be accused like this.

Speaker 10 (23:47):
Okay, my imagination, it's not my imagination. The entire universe
was sending me signs. And the fact that this lady
came out of the woodworks, I mean, I didn't imagine that.
I'm telling you.

Speaker 17 (23:59):
That it's not real and you have to trust me.
I love you, But you do this constantly, you guys.
This is the third time in the last couple months.
In fact, recently she accused me of cheating with a pregnant,
homeless woman because I was nice to her and gave
her some money.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
On the street.

Speaker 10 (24:18):
Okay, okay, well, you're making me sound crazy. She was
trying to flirt with you.

Speaker 12 (24:24):
You couldn't see it.

Speaker 17 (24:25):
That's just paranoia. You and miss miss psychic knew it's
the same. It seems like the same thing. You're like
just finding reasons to justify it.

Speaker 10 (24:36):
I cannot argue with the cosmic signs. And you may
not have been cheating, but the universe was trying to
tell me something, and she was right. Your energy was split,
you were. You were secretly planning this weekend for me,
So I don't think it's crazy that.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
Okay, well, you know he's not cheating. Maybe you should
talk to him about it next time you get that feeling.

Speaker 17 (25:00):
Yeah, ask for the lottery numbers next time, and then
come to me directly, because this is ridicuous cliss Oh
my god.

Speaker 10 (25:08):
Okay, Well, can wait to see what we're doing this weekend. Hey,
you're the best husband ever.

Speaker 14 (25:14):
What the jewel shows to catch a cheater?

Speaker 10 (25:19):
Am I some sort of a mentally challenged airhead?

Speaker 14 (25:23):
No, not even I didn't say that it was like,
why am I even listening to to begin with?

Speaker 12 (25:29):
You're a virgin who can't try.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
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Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
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Speaker 4 (25:42):
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Speaker 1 (25:48):
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Speaker 4 (25:54):
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Speaker 1 (25:56):
Victoria, to utterly dismantle Victoria's frad empire of trivia knowledge
and scattered the ashes of her confidence across the winds
of intellectual defeat.

Speaker 16 (26:06):
Oh, you couldn't have just said if you want to
play against her?

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That's what I meant. No, if you want to play,
we'll play right after this. Good morning.

Speaker 12 (26:17):
Can I take your order.

Speaker 4 (26:19):
At a large black coffee? Large black coffee?

Speaker 12 (26:23):
Do you mean a venty?

Speaker 11 (26:24):
No?

Speaker 4 (26:24):
I mean a large?

Speaker 12 (26:25):
He means AVENTI. Yeah, the biggest one you got, Venti
is large?

Speaker 15 (26:28):
No vent is twenty.

Speaker 4 (26:30):
Yeah, large is large. In fact, cole is large and.

Speaker 5 (26:34):
Grande is Spanish for large, Venti's the only one that
doesn't mean large.

Speaker 4 (26:38):
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and three language.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria,
your chance to take on Victoria Ramire is in a
game of trivia for docy tickets today, and let's meet
our contestant for you verus Victoria, Kelsey.

Speaker 4 (26:55):
What's up, Kelsey? Good morning, the morning great. Are you
ready to see if you can beat Victoria?

Speaker 7 (27:02):
I'm very ready.

Speaker 4 (27:04):
Well, I feel extra ready. Just anyone was curious? Ooo,
I feel readier than that.

Speaker 16 (27:10):
Well, I'm even more ready than anyone else.

Speaker 4 (27:13):
In this realm.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
All right, we're gonna send Victoria out of the studio,
and while she's leaving, Kelsey, the game is played like this.
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win.

Speaker 4 (27:27):
Okay, sounds good. All right, here we go, Kelsey. Your
time starts now. Why do see otters hold hands while they.

Speaker 12 (27:34):
Sleep so they don't blow it away?

Speaker 6 (27:37):
Who became the youngest actress ever to win an egot, Emmy, Grammy,
Oscar and.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
Tony uh Ah.

Speaker 6 (27:46):
Which soccer player is the all time top scorer for
both Argentina and FC Barcelona.

Speaker 11 (27:53):
Messy.

Speaker 6 (27:53):
What is the name of the techt based social media
app launched by Meta as a competitor to Twitter?

Speaker 16 (28:00):
U e?

Speaker 6 (28:01):
What is the name of the fashion competition show hosted
by Heidi Klum?

Speaker 4 (28:07):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (28:09):
Face off?

Speaker 11 (28:10):
All?

Speaker 1 (28:10):
I got that and on time. We'll bring Victoria back
into the studio. And while she's getting ready and putting
on her headphones and stuff, here's a question for you, Kelsey.
If you became a ghost right now, who is the
first person you would haunt and how would you haunt them?

Speaker 18 (28:25):
Probably be more like a nice haunting. I'd probably haunt
my son, for one. He knows we love to scare
each other, but more in a way that he knows
that I'm still with him.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Oh all right, Victoria, If you can become a ghost
right now, who is the first person you would haunt
and how would you haunt them?

Speaker 4 (28:45):
Easy? My older brother Christopher, what would you do, sucka.

Speaker 16 (28:49):
I'd move all of his stuff and make him thinking crazy.
I would also, like, I don't know, I would I
figure out how to love his fiance.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
I apologize for everything, but he deserves it, so I.

Speaker 16 (29:00):
Would really be at home, I heard Medelia.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Here we go thirty seconds, answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, just say pass and you
have to beat Kelsey outright to win, and Kelsey you
can tell Victoria when to go fun.

Speaker 4 (29:14):
That would be fun?

Speaker 17 (29:14):
All right?

Speaker 10 (29:15):
Ready?

Speaker 14 (29:16):
Go?

Speaker 5 (29:16):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (29:17):
Why do see otters hold hands while they sleep?

Speaker 14 (29:19):
Ah?

Speaker 4 (29:19):
So they don't drift away?

Speaker 12 (29:20):
Of heart?

Speaker 6 (29:21):
Who became the youngest actress ever to win an egot
Emmy Grammary oscar Tony?

Speaker 4 (29:26):
Uh yikes? Viola Davis?

Speaker 6 (29:31):
Which soccer player is the all time top scorer for
both Argentina and FC Barcelona?

Speaker 14 (29:35):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (29:36):
MESSI? I don't know.

Speaker 6 (29:37):
What is the name of the text based social media
app launched by Meta as a competitor to Twitter.

Speaker 4 (29:42):
Oh oh, oh oh threads?

Speaker 6 (29:45):
What is the name of the fashion competition show hosted
by Heidi Klum.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
Hidi Klum has a fashion competition show?

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Wait?

Speaker 4 (29:51):
I know, I know, Party one Way?

Speaker 8 (29:53):
Wait?

Speaker 4 (29:53):
Hey, sou right? Is it? That's what I was gonna guess?
It's not it?

Speaker 17 (29:58):
Is it?

Speaker 16 (29:59):
Not?

Speaker 6 (29:59):
I That's that I was gonna the guess isn't count.

Speaker 10 (30:02):
I got annoyed.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
I didn't even realize that. I got annoyed because you
didn't know that. I like Project Runway. It's a good show.

Speaker 17 (30:11):
You not know that.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
Yeah, half a point for that.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
Project right away because I was so annoyed that you
didn't know that right away. Apparently I need to watch
Project Runway again. I'm really into that show.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
Apparently you just got excited. You knew.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
All right, listened over to the scoreboard and see how
you guys did with our scoreboard, our social media producer
Gabby I.

Speaker 16 (30:39):
Got three correct, counting the last one, and you got
to You're lucky story of wins Kelsey.

Speaker 4 (30:46):
Guess what though, you still get do tickets just for playing.

Speaker 12 (30:50):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
Sorry, I kind of screw up the game there getting
upset that Victoria didn't.

Speaker 4 (30:54):
Know Project Runway. But anyway, let's get the answer. Then
hold hands. They sleep so they don't drift away from
each other. So cute. That's my fun fact on Hinge.

Speaker 6 (31:06):
Jennifer Hudson is the youngest actress ever to win an
Egott and Emmy, grahamy Oscar and Tony Award. Lionel Messi
is the soccer player that has the all time on
whatever top score for Argentina, NFC Barcelona, Threads is Meta's
Twitter and then Project Runway, Jewel Snow, Gallant leaks. Wait
five seconds is the show that it's a good shows

(31:31):
what tim gun is amazing?

Speaker 12 (31:32):
That's what you know?

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Wait, Kelsey, thank you for playing. You have the same
time every single weekday morning. Remember if you want to play,
all you have to do is dm us at the
Jubil Show or go to the Jubilshow dot com.

Speaker 19 (31:44):
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Speaker 1 (31:51):
Nicky is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Josh.
So in a few minutes we'll call him and see
if it's heuse why is ghostinger? And maybe get or
another date? But first, Nikki, how long has it been
since you heard from Josh?

Speaker 4 (32:04):
It's been a few days now, Okay? Is that really ghosting?
Is that unusual?

Speaker 11 (32:09):
Well?

Speaker 14 (32:10):
I think so because he acted like he wanted to
see me again, So I texted him and it's been
I don't know, maybe like four or five days without
any response.

Speaker 4 (32:20):
Okay, all right, Nikki, why don't you tell us about
how you met Josh and how the date went.

Speaker 14 (32:24):
Yeah, we met at this really cool cafe with like
old books and candles, and it was a really cool vibe,
like he seems to know a lot about places like that,
and it was a cool idea.

Speaker 12 (32:38):
And behind the books felt there was a speakeasy.

Speaker 4 (32:41):
Oh cute, Well that's cool.

Speaker 14 (32:43):
Yeah, so when I got there, he showed me that,
and so we went in there and it was kind
of like a dark room.

Speaker 12 (32:50):
Kind of romantic and like sort of eerie, but in
a sexy kind of way.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
Eerie's sexy.

Speaker 12 (32:58):
Yeah, it was fun.

Speaker 14 (32:59):
It's like I never been to a place quite like that.
And at one point the lights kind of flickered and
Josh kind of leaned in and said, asked if I
felt the energy shift.

Speaker 12 (33:11):
Shift?

Speaker 4 (33:11):
Okay, now you know, Well, he.

Speaker 14 (33:16):
Wanted to tell me this story about a ghost that
apparently has been haunting that building since prohibition times and
only reveals itself to people.

Speaker 4 (33:25):
Who believe that's kind of cool. A ghost.

Speaker 14 (33:29):
Yeah, it was a ghost, so he like it could
have been creepy, but it felt kind of exciting, like
he was making an effort and like putting on a
show for me.

Speaker 12 (33:37):
I kind of laughed and played along.

Speaker 14 (33:39):
He had expresso martinis that were really good, and after
the date, he walked me to an uber and we
were hugging and kissing, like no tongue but like still
a passionate kiss and kind of like you know, touching
each other.

Speaker 4 (33:58):
That's hot.

Speaker 12 (34:00):
Yeah. So I think he's exciting and interesting and so
cute and just.

Speaker 14 (34:04):
Like he's different from anyone I've ever met, and I
felt a really strong chemistry and I just want more.

Speaker 4 (34:10):
So why do you think he's ghosting?

Speaker 13 (34:11):
Then?

Speaker 4 (34:11):
If it sounds like you want pretty well, well I
think that he.

Speaker 12 (34:15):
Might be ghosting me because I don't believe in ghosts.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
So is that real to him?

Speaker 14 (34:23):
Well, yeah, I think, And like sometimes guys get insulted,
I guess to be like, he felt like I was laughing.

Speaker 12 (34:31):
But I told him after we kissed.

Speaker 14 (34:33):
That, you know, like that I didn't really believe in ghosts,
but that I had had a really fun time and
I told him that he was a great storyteller. And
then he asked if I believed in ghosts, and I
said no, and then his tone sort of changed.

Speaker 12 (34:47):
But I didn't really think anything of it.

Speaker 4 (34:50):
I don't know if why that would be worth ghosting
somebody over because the date sounded like it went really well,
So I don't know that feels that feels weird.

Speaker 12 (34:59):
Yeah, I guess.

Speaker 14 (35:01):
I guess it's been more like I don't know, time
goes by so fast. I guess it's been more like
six or seven.

Speaker 12 (35:06):
Days, you know.

Speaker 14 (35:07):
But he told me to text him when I got home,
which was really sweet, and I did, but there was
no response, and then he hasn't reached out since then.

Speaker 4 (35:16):
What game is this guy playing? Does they kind of
feel like there's something weird?

Speaker 17 (35:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (35:21):
Could he just like be busy? That doesn't that doesn't
feel right either. What do you think, Nikki? What is
there any other things going through your head on why
it could be that he's ghosting you?

Speaker 12 (35:30):
No, I really can't think of anything.

Speaker 14 (35:31):
I mean, I thought that, you know, I just thought
that we had a really good time, and so, you know,
that's the That's the only thing I can think of.

Speaker 4 (35:40):
I mean, the laughing at him might be an issue. Yeah,
maybe I wasn't.

Speaker 12 (35:45):
Really laughing at him.

Speaker 14 (35:46):
I was like laughing at the idea because like ghosts,
but I mean it's kind of like a kid thing,
you know, just being honest, like I don't feel like
I'm being haunted, you know.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Okay, Okay, well we'll see if we can figure it
out for you were plus song, come back and then
call him and see if hotell us why is ghosting you?

Speaker 4 (36:03):
Maybe get you another date?

Speaker 1 (36:04):
Okay, okay, thank you, Okay, well play a song, come back,
and get your first day follow up next.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
Right in the middle of today's first date follow.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Up, if you're just joining us, Nicki is on the
phone and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Josh,
and we're about to call him and see if hotellus,
why is ghosting?

Speaker 10 (36:20):
A real?

Speaker 4 (36:20):
First Nicki, why don't you catch us up on your situation?

Speaker 14 (36:23):
Okay, Well, I went out on the state with this
guy Josh, like about a week ago, and we had
a great time. We had drinks and we went to
this kind of speakeasy place and he told me that,
you know that it's sort of haunted like by ghosts
from the Prohibition era, and I said, we had a
great time, but I did.

Speaker 12 (36:41):
Reveal later that I don't really believe it goes and
I think that's maybe why he's not reaching out.

Speaker 4 (36:47):
I don't know, because you kids, and then you said that,
and then he ghosted. Did you believe in ghosting though?

Speaker 14 (36:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (36:54):
All right, are you ready for us to call him?

Speaker 8 (36:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (36:58):
Yes, thank you?

Speaker 4 (36:59):
Yep, all right, here we go. Hello, Hi, man, speak
to Josh.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
Please this Hey Josh, how are you? My name is Jewbel.
I'm calling from a radio show. It's called The Jewbel Show.

Speaker 4 (37:25):
Hi, Josh, I'm Nina also on the show. Hi, I'm Victoria.

Speaker 8 (37:28):
Hello.

Speaker 4 (37:29):
How's it going?

Speaker 8 (37:30):
It's going? Grief?

Speaker 4 (37:32):
Do you listen to the show ever? Josh?

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Okay, okay, that's fine. Well, Josh, we do a segment
on our show. It's called the first Date follow Up.
What that is is if you go out on a
date with somebody and end up ghosting them, they can
email us to get you onto the phone and ask
why you're ghosting. So we got an email about you
from somebody that you went out with.

Speaker 4 (37:53):
Yes, okay, any idea who would be?

Speaker 11 (37:56):
M M.

Speaker 8 (38:00):
Maybe a Nikki?

Speaker 4 (38:02):
It is a Nikki.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Nikki emailed us and told us she had a really
good time with you, but she's confused and says you've
been ghosting her.

Speaker 4 (38:08):
For about a week now.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
Yes, I have. Well, honestly, she doesn't. She doesn't believe
believe in she doesn't believe in ghosts. Okay, she doesn't
believe in ghosts. She doesn't believe in the spiritual world.
She's not open.

Speaker 8 (38:31):
I've been able to speak to ghosts, hear them, speak
to them since I was a child, and honestly, and
she just doesn't believe. She doesn't think it's real.

Speaker 4 (38:42):
So well, why is that a problem for you?

Speaker 8 (38:45):
Because anyone and everyone can speak and hear ghosts as
long as you open yourself, you can.

Speaker 4 (38:54):
What does that have to do with dating her?

Speaker 15 (39:00):
Because if how am.

Speaker 8 (39:01):
I supposed to open my soul, my spirits, myself to
someone who doesn't believe.

Speaker 4 (39:09):
Okay, so well that makes because it's about your need.

Speaker 8 (39:13):
More well, it's about it's honestly, never honestly, it's about
I never meant.

Speaker 12 (39:22):
Jos like maybe I wouldn't have laughed about it if
you explained it like that. I didn't know that it
was more serious for you.

Speaker 8 (39:32):
Now could you not tell it was serious? I've been
speaking to ghosts all evening.

Speaker 11 (39:38):
You didn't think that was real?

Speaker 12 (39:41):
I didn't really know that. I mean, you know I'm
open minded. It's just I I didn't know that you
saw it like this, or that you.

Speaker 8 (39:51):
This is what I am, this is who I am?

Speaker 4 (39:54):
Does that feel kind of rude?

Speaker 8 (39:58):
Just speaking to a ghost is not speaking on the
phone to someone else. Relating what they're saying to the
other person who doesn't have the spiritual.

Speaker 4 (40:07):
Ability was exciting.

Speaker 8 (40:11):
Honestly, I've taken so much time training women to interact
with ghosts. Yes, and honestly, I feel like they just
they do it, and they do it and they try,
and they never really actually speak to them.

Speaker 12 (40:32):
Well, I want to try that. I think that sounds exciting.

Speaker 14 (40:35):
I want to go back to the speak easy and
I want you to teach me about this fascinating, fascinating.

Speaker 12 (40:45):
I'm open, you know, I'd like to try.

Speaker 8 (40:49):
Are you willing to open yourself truly fully to the beyond?

Speaker 4 (40:58):
I'll ask, Josh, do you like to go on another
date with Nikki? Will pay for it?

Speaker 12 (41:04):
Will?

Speaker 8 (41:07):
I think we can as long as you understand I
will guide you only as far you do understand that
this is this is a journey with us.

Speaker 16 (41:20):
I do.

Speaker 12 (41:21):
I understand this is.

Speaker 8 (41:23):
A journey, not necessarily I mean, it is a date.
But it's a journey.

Speaker 4 (41:27):
So I think that was a yes.

Speaker 12 (41:29):
Is that a for another journey?

Speaker 8 (41:32):
Yes, it is a yes.

Speaker 4 (41:34):
Okay, okay, hear yeah. Let us know how that goes
to Nikki, you got another date?

Speaker 8 (41:41):
Nikki, we will have it, but we will have a
wonderful time.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
There's there's a graveyard that.

Speaker 8 (41:46):
I've just been. There's so many, so many spirits there.

Speaker 12 (41:52):
Honestly, it's a.

Speaker 8 (41:54):
Great It's a great crowd.

Speaker 12 (41:56):
I would love to meet them.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:59):
Yeah, a great time. Let us know how it goes.

Speaker 11 (42:02):
Thank you and thank you.

Speaker 8 (42:05):
And my friend Jefferson, he approves your choices.

Speaker 4 (42:11):
Well tell him I said, thank you and have a
good one.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
Josh, you have a wonderful Thank you.

Speaker 12 (42:16):
Guys, you will first date follow up?

Speaker 1 (42:23):
Hey there, who would have thought that out of all
the people on hands, you and I would find each other.

Speaker 10 (42:29):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
I know it's our first date, but I gotta tell
you I'm feeling things I haven't filled without the help
of medication.

Speaker 4 (42:37):
And wow, hey, I got a fun get to know
your question.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
If I was in your alarm clock, how would you
like me to wake you up with some light beeping,
some loud clanging, or just one big down.

Speaker 4 (42:52):
Where are you going? Why are you leaving? Why are
you leaving the day? It's not done yet. The dating
world is dangerous. Please don't ever see that.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
It's got a lot of landmindes and it's hard to
even get a conversation started a lot of times. Well,
one woman is going viral today because she says that
she figured out the one question that will always get
a guy to respond to you on hinge. What's the
question and does it work? We'll go over it right
after this show. Do you wish more people would talk
to you on the dating apps? Sigible show? Well, if

(43:21):
you do your luck because one woman is going viral
today because she says she's figured out the one question
that will always get a guy to respond to.

Speaker 4 (43:29):
You on hinge.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
Yeah, talk about it right now. And also she has
theories on what you should do with the answer that
the guy gives you as well. Oh teez, So what
is the question that this woman says automatically, we'll get
every guy to respond to you if you put it
as you're prompt on hinge.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
And by the way, if your dude collus, let us
know what you think.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
Eight eight eight, yes, three four three, one six one
eight eight eight three four three one six one. You
can also text us at four one oh six one.
But here is the prompt that she says works every
single time on the dating apps to get a guy
to talk to you.

Speaker 4 (44:00):
You up, that one.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
Probably works as well, but it's would you rather fight
a chicken every time you turn your car on? Or
inn a orangutang once a year, but you never know
when it will appear for what?

Speaker 4 (44:13):
Yep? Why would?

Speaker 1 (44:14):
He says that it works every single time to get
guys for response? He says that guys eat it up?

Speaker 4 (44:19):
Why do you guys want to fight something so bad?
I always do that, dude, they always do. Give my
testosterone room verse.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
Yeah, it's like because most dudes, you know, we feel
like we're living in an action movie at old times.

Speaker 4 (44:30):
So you just want to fight something you don't really
want to fight, but you've got to be ready.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Because you don't know, you know what I mean, Like,
you don't know when you're gonna be driving down the
street and then all of a sudden something's gonna happen
and some dude's gonna give you a briefcase to tell
you to protect it, you know, and you got to
do everything you can to protect it, and like somehow
you realize that, Oh my gosh, in another life, I
was taught of these spy moves and I don't remember
because they put microchip in my brain, you know what
I mean?

Speaker 4 (44:53):
That kind of stuff. It could happen, so you just
got to be ready.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
That's why dudes love the question. I guess, would you
rather fight a chicken every time you turn car on?
Or an orangutang once a year? But you never know
when it will appear.

Speaker 6 (45:03):
I think it also is that moment for for a
guy to be like, this is how I could protect you.
This is how I can impress you by taking down
the chicken.

Speaker 16 (45:12):
You know, I think there are those guys too, Yeah
that way, But is it like do I want to
protect you or do I just like see it actually
happening in my head? Because this just reminds me my
little brother or ask for a tomahawk for Christmas?

Speaker 4 (45:25):
Lash year?

Speaker 2 (45:26):
For what?

Speaker 4 (45:27):
Why not? He said, okay, it does. Yeah, he ever
got lost in a forest, Like why would you be
lost in a forest? Got to be prepared for why
this is just a man thing. You just want to
get lost?

Speaker 8 (45:42):
Never know?

Speaker 6 (45:43):
Animalistic maybe it's just one of those things. It's like cavemen,
it's instilled in you.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
No, but apparently this question will get guys to respond
to you every single time on hinge. Would you rather
find a chicken every time you turn your car on?
Or an orangutang once a year? But you never know
when it will appear. Here's what she had to say
about the answers to that question.

Speaker 4 (46:03):
I think a lot of you aren't doing Hinge date squares.

Speaker 19 (46:06):
If a man chooses an a rangutan, you do not
want to match with this man.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
Well, let's start with he cannot.

Speaker 19 (46:11):
Fight in a orangutan, so he's likely over confident, egotistical.

Speaker 12 (46:14):
He's basically gaslating himself, so.

Speaker 4 (46:15):
He's going to gaslate you, babe.

Speaker 19 (46:16):
And it's getting argues argue rather than to solve a problem.
So just trust me on this one. Do not match
with men who choose a ranguetan. You want to match
with chicken men? All right, These are husband and boyfriend material.
They are practical, They are logical sinkers. They sought through
this problem and came to the most rational solution. Okay,
they're willing to do something like a little annoying on
a day to day basis because they know it's a.

Speaker 4 (46:37):
Smarter, safer choice. I disagree. I think the chicken dude
is boring.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Oh, I was just turning, Well, maybe it's a safe
Like if you want safety instability, then I would go
with the fight a chicken every time you turn on
your car guy, right, because safety instability. He always knows
it's coming every single day, every single time he turns
his car on, he knows the chicken is going to show.
But he's got to fight the chicken, right, So the
orangutan guy is a little bit of a whild card.
That's what I like about the rangutang. Do I think
I can beat an rangutang?

Speaker 4 (47:02):
Absolutely?

Speaker 1 (47:04):
Why it's once a year and you never know when
it will happen, right, And so you see every day's
an adventure because you're looking over your shoulder NonStop, like
when is that dude gonna show up? Okay, but it
might be the grocery stommo grass and fruit loops and
behind those foot loops is gonna be in a rangutang
facings on.

Speaker 6 (47:19):
But see that doesn't feel very comforting though, because then
I feel like you're always distracted waiting for the orangutang
and then where's the attention not.

Speaker 4 (47:26):
On me a bad listener at that point?

Speaker 16 (47:28):
Yeah, or you forget about the orangutang, like you're not
gonna remember the orangutang. I'm sorry, but you're gonna forget
about it at one point when it doesn't come for
like the whole half a year.

Speaker 4 (47:37):
And that's very true.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
If it's a guy with add yeah, that would definitely
be me. Hello, hey, hello, it's on the phone. Hello, Hey,
what's up?

Speaker 4 (47:49):
Who's this good?

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Would you rather fight a chicken every time you turn
your car on or an orangutang once a year, but
you never know when it will appear?

Speaker 4 (48:01):
You're doing the chicken?

Speaker 12 (48:02):
Really?

Speaker 8 (48:03):
Why?

Speaker 2 (48:04):
Yeah, the chicken is smaller, run away by sticking on.

Speaker 6 (48:12):
Maybe we should go further to ask how would you
fight the chicken? Because I kick to the chicken feels
a little bit easy. That's not that's not hot, like
you do at least with your hands.

Speaker 7 (48:22):
I mean I.

Speaker 4 (48:25):
Have much strong leg a soccer ball, all right, that's attractive.
That's what women want. You guy who will kick a chicken?
I just would you reason with it? Just tell it
to move out of the way, No, that's not the question.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
Would you rather reason what the chicken wants every time
he's are in your car or fighting a ragon?

Speaker 4 (48:42):
Tang can say you like, I never don't know what
happened on the reasons he got paid. I love this
the chicken.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
I hear you, and I understand how you're feeling, and
I also want you to get on my car or
I'm going to kick you in the face.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
Chicken. Yes, it's your decision, whatever you pick. That's why I.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
Don't want to dismiss your feelings. But you're about to
get kicked in the face, Chicken. It's time for Nina's
what's trending.

Speaker 6 (49:06):
Influencers around the world are going to be freaking out
if what happened in China happens everywhere else too. So
if you're an influencer, you're gonna want to listen up
and hear this because there's some new requirements that they
have to fulfill. But first, as we get ready for Halloween,
the Simpsons are coming to Fortnite, So if you're a fortnier, Fortnitemares,
which is going to be held this weekend, has got

(49:27):
a whole hypnsence. Hympsen's Simpsons Vibe. They're heading to Springfield,
So if that's your jam, get in on it. I
just want to make sure I get to this one
story about the influencers, because you guys, this is wild
and also kind of awesome. So China is now requiring
all of the influencers to have a degree in the

(49:48):
subject that they discuss on cool.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Oh, I mean yeah, that is pretty cool though, because
there is a lot of people clam going to be
experts online talking about things that they have no business
speaking of.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
Yeah, that's smart.

Speaker 6 (50:01):
Well, there's a lot of misinformation that they're right around
and then random like wellness trends and all of that
type of stuff that has no like research backing it.
But I wonder now places like the US, you know, people,
I don't know how they would re enforce that or whatever.
But like if you use words like allegedly or it
works for me, like does that get you around maybe

(50:24):
you know, not being the you know expert.

Speaker 16 (50:27):
But also I feel like that's also on the like
user like people who are following those people, because like
it doesn't work. What works for one person isn't gonna
work for everyone, right, and what is good for one
person is not gonna be good or bad for everyone else.

Speaker 4 (50:40):
So I feel like also, it's.

Speaker 16 (50:41):
Like, I don't know, guys, just like think a little
bit more before like we started doing all these random
things tell us to do on the internet.

Speaker 4 (50:46):
I don't disagree with that. But then for China, how
is that different?

Speaker 8 (50:49):
You think?

Speaker 4 (50:50):
Do they just I don't know.

Speaker 16 (50:53):
I feel like people follow whatever any influencer says. They
say like they're a doctor, like, oh my doctor, blah
blah blah. So now they actually have to back it up,
which is nice because like if you do follow people,
knowing that a lot of people out there blindly follow
whoever they fallt.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
While I'm using the word follow, a lot of people
on social media that claim to be doctors and stuff
that you.

Speaker 4 (51:10):
Know aren't right too, you know, just doing it for clicks, right,
because what's what? Wow, I really can't talk today. I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (51:16):
But if they get caught in China, here's the thing too,
they're gonna have to pay crazy fines, which is another
thing that we could be doing here too, because if
you're spreading misinformation and claiming it.

Speaker 4 (51:26):
As a fact, you should be fined. But how do
you get caught?

Speaker 6 (51:30):
I don't know, like the way that broadcasting has regulations,
we should have those types of regulations too.

Speaker 4 (51:35):
We have regulations FCC. Baby, Oh yeah yeah, he's like,
I don't listen to but I feel like social media
is really hard to regulate. So that's gonna be hard
for them.

Speaker 14 (51:49):
No, it is.

Speaker 6 (51:50):
But it's just such an interesting conversation all around. So
take it how you will. But if you live in China,
make sure you have a degree or you're paying some
serious fines.

Speaker 4 (51:59):
That is what's trending.

Speaker 10 (52:01):
Jules dirty little secret.

Speaker 4 (52:03):
Hello, good morning, Hey, you have a dirty secret? I do, sweet,
what is it?

Speaker 16 (52:10):
It is?

Speaker 13 (52:11):
I live in a great little neighborhood and uh, except
for this kid that lives a couple of doors down.

Speaker 10 (52:21):
He's about fourteen, and.

Speaker 11 (52:23):
He is I swear, he's like a raccoon that was
raised by alligators.

Speaker 4 (52:29):
He is a health spawn. Okay, kid is just nuts.

Speaker 10 (52:33):
And I've told his mom, A bunch of us have
told his mom and nothing.

Speaker 12 (52:38):
This like never was just like oh no, but he's
just such a nice boy and he's.

Speaker 11 (52:42):
Just being a boy. And I'm like, no, he is
a health spawn.

Speaker 12 (52:46):
So she just like this is not this is not fun.
I mean, he's like, seriously, he's keyed my mailbox.

Speaker 10 (52:54):
He tore down my reefs last year. He's just always
doing stuff.

Speaker 13 (53:00):
So one of the things I heard this year with
Halloween coming up is that he was going to be
coming to my house.

Speaker 12 (53:09):
Because our house we give good candy. We are known
for giving good candy.

Speaker 8 (53:13):
Thank you.

Speaker 13 (53:13):
And so one of my neighbors said, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I heard him talk and saying, yeah, we're going to
go over to their house because they give good candy
and it's.

Speaker 11 (53:21):
Going to be great.

Speaker 8 (53:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (53:22):
Well this year, I haven't done it yet, but I
am going to basically everybody.

Speaker 10 (53:27):
Else, you know, give a bowl of candy.

Speaker 13 (53:29):
They take, they come and take.

Speaker 11 (53:31):
He's going to get a special bowl because I'm going
to slip some of.

Speaker 10 (53:36):
My detox and cleansed tablets into.

Speaker 17 (53:40):
Some of the candy bars.

Speaker 13 (53:42):
He's going to think that they're like I'm enjoys and
he's going to think that they're like nuts and things
in there.

Speaker 8 (53:48):
You got.

Speaker 13 (53:49):
We've got some special treats for him. It's nothing to
be malicious, nothing, He's not going to get hurt, but yeah, he's.

Speaker 11 (53:55):
Going to have fun. About halfway through his trick of treating,
it goes through and like nothing.

Speaker 4 (54:03):
Okay, yeah, well good luck with that.

Speaker 13 (54:08):
It's gonna be fun and I'm sure I'll hear about it,
but they're not gonna know where it's coming from.

Speaker 10 (54:14):
But he absolutely deserves it.

Speaker 11 (54:17):
It's karma, all right.

Speaker 4 (54:22):
Well, thank you for Dona's your dirty little secret.

Speaker 12 (54:24):
You're very welcome. It's gonna be fun.

Speaker 4 (54:28):
What's your dirty little secret,
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