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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time to catch a Cheater.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Only on the Tubile Show, Heather is on the phone
today for to Catch a Cheater, and she suspects that
her boyfriend Josh of five years might be messing around.
So we talked to her and then call him and
see if we can catch him. But first, Heather, I'm
sorry that you think you're cheating. What's going on?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yeah, like you said, like, we've been together for five years.
We met at a trivia night at a bar. I
haven't like stopped arguing since he's pretty much an encyclopedia
at like movie trivia and weird conspiracy theories, things like
creepy things. He doesn't really like believe half of them,
but it's just funny what other people believe. But yeah,
(00:41):
we moved in together about a year ago. Things have
been really cool. He's an awesome boyfriend. He's a bit dorky,
but he.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Knows what he's doing and treats me like a princess.
So I'm good.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
What do you mean dorky?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
I don't know, Like he plays video games and he's
been going to his friend's house a lot, and yeah,
it wasn't a big deal, but it's just kind of
getting weird.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
It's just it's.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Getting more and more frequent, like going to his friend's
house and playing the video games and stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
So he wasn't doing that before.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
No, And I know, like he goes over there any drinks,
so like sometimes he'll stay the night there, which that's good,
But now it's like every weekend, like every free time
he gets like he's going over there.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Is there anything else that's going on that makes it
feel weird other than he's spending every weekend away from
you with his friend.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
No, just just going over there a lot.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
But I did get suspicious, so I may or may
not have opened a credit card bill, okay, and I
saw some.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Weird charges.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
A hotel and that's what set me off being weirded out.
And I looked at the dates of like the hotel charges,
and it's dates that he was supposed to be at
his friend's house, like weekends he was over there. So
I think he might be lying that he's really not there.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Well, yeah, you're seeing charges, that's saying he's somewhere else.
He is lying about where he is. Did you say
anything to him about it? Did you ask him any questions?
Speaker 3 (02:17):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Not yet.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
Do you feel like there's anybody that he could be
spending time with.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I mean, like, Matt married, so he's got his wife.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
But is that the guy that he plays video games with?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yeah? Yeah, it's his friend. Okay, well I.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Would be kind of unsettled and I would want to
know what was going on. You are you close with
Matt or the wife? Buying a chance?
Speaker 5 (02:42):
Like could you ask them like, hey, it's my husband,
like early over there, they would They probably lie.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
To you for him, They probably would. They I just
know them since him, they were his friends.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Okay, well we'll try to figure it out. We'll play
a song come back, and you already told us what
grocery store. He's a rewards card remember, at So we'll
pretend to be from the grocery store and say, every
single month, we choose one rewards card member at random
who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department to
anybody that they want, and we'll see if he sends
those to you or to somebody else. Okay, okay, thanks,
play son, come back and get your to catch a cheeter. Next,
(03:12):
it's time to catch a cheater only on the Tubile Show.
If you're just joining us for today's to Catch a Cheater.
Heather is on the phone and she thinks that her
boyfriend of five years named Josh might be messing around.
So we're about to call him and pretend to be
from the grocery store that he's a rewards member at
and say that every single month, we choose one rewards
member who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department
(03:33):
to anybody that they want, and we'll see if he
sends those flowers to Heather, his girlfriend, or to somebody else.
But before we do that, Heather, why do you refresh
our memory about your situation?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Yeah, boyfriend Josh says he's going to his friend's house
to play video games.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
But it's gotten more frequent and it's like all the
time now.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
And I got curious and saw receipts from a hotel
on a credit card bill and it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
From me every night that he's been going over there
recently or supposedly going over there.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Yep, a lot of the date matchups.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Okay, you're ready for us to call him?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Yeah? Please?
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 6 (04:22):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Hey, this is Corby calling from So I was looking
for a rewards card member named Josh.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
Oh yeah, that's me, Josh.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling to say congratulations, you're this month's big winner.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Yeah, we're clopping for a year. Congratulations.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
Well thank you. What did I win? Then?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
You actually have won thirty six long stem red roses,
a box of candy or chocolates, and a card to
send to anybody that you want. I don't know if
you know, but every single month, we choose one Rewards
card member at random. We get three flowers delivered from
our floor department and that's you, and thank you very
much for your business.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
Oh that's awesome. Wait is this free or do I
have fathing?
Speaker 4 (04:57):
No, it's no charge. Is absolutely free.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
It's our way of saying thank you very much for
shopping with us and being such a loyal customer.
Speaker 6 (05:03):
Oh that's great, all right cool.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
How it works is this.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
You can just need to get some information from you
and we can put in the order right away.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
I can do it over the phone in just a
couple of minutes.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
Yeah, I know who I want to spend it too.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
All right, great.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
The first thing I would need to be the first
and the last name of the lucky.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Person who gets some flowers Sadie. Okay, got it. We
need you want to put anything on a card to Sadie.
Speaker 7 (05:28):
Yeah, you can say thanks for being so fun and
flexible and I can't wait till next weekend.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
That sounds like a good time.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Okay, I've got that, And now all I need to
do is let you know that this is not the
grocery store at all.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
What.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Yeah, this is actually the Jubile Show. It's a radio show.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Yeah, and we do a segment call to Catch a
Cheater where if your significant other things you might be cheating,
they try to see who you'll send flowers to. And
your girlfriend Heather is on the phone cheating Matt, Are.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
You kidding me? What the joff you're sending him the skadi?
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
That's where you've been doing every weekend When you say
you're just playing.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Your stupid video games?
Speaker 6 (06:08):
Well, I mean, is.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
He even over there when you've been Is he even
really there?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Like you're having some weird threesome or something. Flexible. I
appreciate you being so flexible. Are you kidding me? Is
Matt wife? Oh? Yeah, the guy he's supposed to be
going over there playing video games. Yeah, that's his wife.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
What are you doing, Josh, I'm not doing anything.
Speaker 6 (06:32):
I mean, I wish I could explain this.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Right here, So what do you what do you mean
so flexible?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
So like every time you've been supposed to be going
over there, there's charges for this hotel room. Now I
know what you're doing there. Her being flexible in a hotel.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Room with you.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
This isn't what it's supposed to be, like supposed to be.
I'm you know, I'm trying to explain that she doesn't
really know what this is.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Yeah, he's explain, Yeah, please do well.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
Man and I can't finish this mission and we're up
very late.
Speaker 7 (07:07):
So I offered Sadie last ahole weekends ago the hotel room,
and I've gotten to her hotel room the last few
because we can't finish this this mission on this video game.
That's driving us nuts. And that's what I mean by flexible. She's,
you know, leaving her own home so Matt and I
can finish the mission.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
That's completely leshit.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
Heather, how do you even know about the hotel room?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
I saw the credit card statement. You didn't just ask me, No,
you just you've been going over there like so much.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
And so when that statement came and I just was
looking over other stuff, and then I saw a hotel
and I started freaking out because it was like the
same dates that you've been going over there, and.
Speaker 6 (07:54):
You didn't think that. Just ask me your first thought
was to call a radio station, Josh.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
To be fair, it's kind of sketchy to know that
your man's not home and then you find charges to
a hotel.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
What are you supposed to think?
Speaker 5 (08:08):
The first thing you're thinking is that you're getting a
hotel for somebody's wife, like because you're playing.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Video games all night. That's not where my brain goes.
Are you okay, Heather? Do you believe this?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Honestly? They are big enough nerds that, I mean, I
would believe it. But I am going to talk to Sadie.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
Father absolutely even talk to Sadie. I have nothing to ide.
I love you. I'd never cheated on you. You've got
a big relationship. Well, if we could just like storm
this castle, I'd be fine. I just need to get
to this castle, babe, you know.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Okay? I mean I hope you do.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
I I support your efforts in trying to storm the castle,
but like maybe breach my castle walls.
Speaker 6 (08:56):
Every now and then, definitely maybe been later tonight.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Okay, the Jewel shows it to catch a cheater.